#I had a glass of wine

[ustalav]

pathetic ranking goes

gideon trevelyan - pathetic bc he is a pro-circle andrastian mage, need i say more. he is a templar simp and has a lot of Issues around magic. he's a Loyalist

grant hawke - he started out doing favors for the templars so they wouldn't suspect him of being a mage, wants to just keep everyone safe but he just Kept Going and then everyone in his family is gone or dead and he's still in the templars pockets and hes Depressed

faron lavellan - he's a little bit pathetic like he is a malewife and a bit of a wife guy. he does marry cassandra. would lose to most companions in a fight probably

muren tabris - she's not that pathetic! she's a jock! she's going to put you in a locker (jkjk... unless??) she's a reaver/berserker with a tendency to be crass/rude but she is generally Chill and Competent

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

Alcohol always hits me in the head first, so I like imagining my f/os trying to help me walk

[quiisquiliae]

Me: Let me throw on music to kick my ass into writing something for once.

Also me: *cries over the lads instead*

[newjaxxcity]

Welp, I saw Roman. He still good-looking. I'm going to bed.

[buckera]

TOMMY KINARD IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ S7E10 “All Fall Down”

[learnelle]

Interrupting my hiatus to say I am alive and well! Currently working on my last statistics assignment and an essay on Le Spleen de Paris. I can’t wait to finish all my uni bits so that I could peacefully fly off to Florence for a few weeks to do my painting with ancient techniques course 🎨🌷

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

[lastdivantruther]

It seems that that's what it means when somebody needs you.

[ratstuckintheblender]

My bookie bear 😼

He’s such a shlut(lovingly🫶)

DTIYS -second one since ever

@itsxroxannex -second img/original

[long-claw]

Lyanna starks haunts the narrative. You should see how jealous Elia's fans are from this fact. They want george and the narrative to care for her. They think it's unfair that Elia doesn't haunt it too when all that she is is a plot device, while lyanna is the woman of the prophecy and the mother of Jon, the promised one. It's not like I hate Elia, but someone dared to say that Elia deserved the flower crown at Harrenhall when it's lyanna's motif.

I can't wait until they see that even Arthur Dayne cared for lyanna more. He probably stayed by her side comforting her after Rhaegar's death. I wouldn't be surprised if he was attracted to her. Not to hate on Elia but to show them the truth.

i'm so sorry but you've come to the wrong place, yes i was crying over lyanna a couple hours ago but i've cried over elia too because what could you possibly have against a dead woman in asoiaf who's only crime was... being in an arranged marriage? not being lyanna?

in all seriousness maybe george and the narrative don't care about elia but i do. she watched her baby's head be caved in and then was brutally raped and murdered and i hate that that's the most important thing we know about her. i wish elia was as important as lyanna, but how cruel is it to sit and compare two dead women by how much they matter to the living men.

also i have no idea what you're talking about arthur dayne and you can say this isn't hating, but it feels kinda like hating to me 😭

EDIT: i've thought about it more and "i wouldnt be surprised if he was attracted to her. not to hate on elia but to show them the truth" is such a wild statement please don't come back 😭

[hopetorun]

i just love friends and joy and love

[ustalav]

wait but also my red hawke is a bit of a cringefail loser

[xoxoemynn]

listen, I'm just gonna say it. a little bit fucked up we don't get to see Ed and Stede get married.

fucked. up.

[bloodpups]

sorry for wanting my boyfriend to collar me & drag me around with a leash. as if its my fault

[gatorgrumbles]

My boyfriends latest request "Cell with choccy milk" enjoy

[clementine-kesh]

if i was some sort of new age self help influencer i’d be using this information to convince people that in order to reach true spiritual actualization you need to be in a throuple. that the throuple is the most spiritual relationship configuration. this would be a net gain for society as it would result in an increase in toxic bisexual behaviour