sometimes I think about joining a local sports team for fun then I remember that I am a theatre enthusiast who hates sports and has the reflexes of a block of velveeta cheese
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i am genuinely in tears i hate this. he's beautiful and he has a little baby i don't want him to be bad
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Anyone else have strange little quirks? Mine is collecting football team tshirts to lounge or sleep in, even though I absolutely hate football.
This bright blue Detroit Lions shirt goes really well with my tan 😂
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i dont think i can get through 65 laps full of stressing trembling fearing yall ....
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pre tennis practice girls locker room
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how am i supposed to be okay when you traded both my dewey’s
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an all around night of sucking
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Have you ever done
speed-dribbles
in a non-air conditioned gym
after eating a chicken sandwich, half a roll of mentos, and a whole can of diet coke
while your soft, pudgy body
begs you for mercy?
because I have
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Browsing Tumblr at the homecoming game
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good evening Tumblr today in school i got hit in the face with a volleyball during PE and it forced my glasses up my face nearly impaling me in the eyes (being dramatic on the last few words but rightfully so)
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i am abolishing trans stereotypes by being bad at every sport imaginable, like i can barely swim
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