#I like diet pepsi

[lesbianbanana]

genuinely how was Dakota born? Does Bacchus sometimes come to life while Dionysus is at chb and randomly go reproduce because he's not confined to Zeus' rules? Did Bacchus just think the kid into existence Athena style? Was he just really fucking drunk one time?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: hey can i get a swig of that vodka?

Roxy: not vodka

Jade: ohh, i getcha, rum or something?

Roxy: nope

Jade: then what's-

Roxy: no alcohol n this flask girl this is miso soup

[bl0nd3brun3tt3]

[weenhands]

gonna have dr pepper tmrw just to see what u pepsi haters r on about

[jewishfalin]

In spirit, I am an old man drinking a beer on the porch and smoking a cigar...... In reality, I am a young butch lesbian drinking a pepsi and vaping in the rain beside a vintage mannequin child and another mannequin with a pumpkin head holding a scythe. It doenst even have arms.

[martyrbat]

god now im just listening to bruce springsteen and dad rock .... wheres the burgber and large soda...

[sonny-whorezik]

are you ever like "god i feel so sick i feel awful" and try to figure it out aand Suddenly vividly realize its a miracle youre even alive

[thevaudevillescene]

Yesterday, while talking about my serving job, my office coworker said, “You ever feel like you’re in a Broadway show, like it’s just the same thing repeating night after night?” I said, “Absolutely. There’s a song in the Beetlejuice musical where he goes, ‘I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week,’ and I swear I think of it every single day on my way to work.”

A couple of weeks ago a woman at one of my tables asked if I’m “in the theater” and I said no, and she was like, “oh, you just seem like you have that personality.” I don’t need to join the local theater, ma’am, I already act for a living at this job. You’re simply seeing through the cracks in my carefully crafted but summer-worn worksona. I said to my coworker, “I was just assigned theater kid by this woman,” and they said, “She probably clocked that you’re gay but she’s too straight to realize it so she was like, ‘She must…do theater.’”

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

work was a bitch, excuse me while I lie down, listen to gentle Chinese music, and pretend Lau is giving me a private acupuncture session for hours instead of doing anything productive

thanks for ur understanding 😌

[fruitcage]

[pumpmans]

me and my emotional support bubbleman who just tells me how much this shit sucks and then doesnt help me accomplish any tasks

[that-one-enby-possum]

Thinking abt the other day I was shopping w/ my dad and I was looking for the diet cherry pepsi (which they didn’t have) and I was abt to just not get anything when my dad looks at me and says,

“As if you need to diet.”

And puts the full-sugar cherry Pepsi into the card 💀💀

[katagawajr]

tagged by lovely @timothylawrence thank yeww 🩷

relationship status: 👽

favorite color: light blue

song stuck in my head: i’ve had “otonablue” by ATARASHII GAKKO! stuck in my head for like 2 weeks now im obsessed .

last song listened to: “geyser” by mitski… blasting in the car with the window down…

three favorite foods: hmm probably mashed potatoes, any kind of noodles, and (i know it doesnt count as food) diet soda

last thing i googled: ‘terry mcginnis’ from dc because i love to learn abt what my besties are talking about <3

dream trip: i’d love to visit anywhere near the ocean :’3 or anywhere in another country really, i don’t travel

anything i want right now: i want a cup of tea -u- and to draw

tagging: anyone who wants to do this 🫶

[nudist-squid]

starting to really like diet pepsi 

[livvyofthelake]

literally nothing in this world harder than being on a pepsi campus when you’re a coke girl….

[slutdge]

man the new monster assault tastes like ass lmao