#I love love love playing this game but holy shit

[gretaswhore28]

you totally unknowingly inspired this, so, a gift for you 💝

taking a soft n sweet midafternoon nap in a hammock with Noah. nothing lulls you to sleep quicker than the warm summer sunshine on your skin and your favorite pillow ;) it's that perfect kind of warmth that has you wanting to spend all day outdoors while also having a gentle chill prickling your skin with the breeze that has you snuggling just that little bit more into him. (at one point his cheek is smooshed against yours, but that's all him.) he gets super cuddly when the two of you are like this. kisses up on you a little bit before the two of you fall asleep

it smells of flowers and sounds of birdsong and the faint tinkling of wind chimes. his soft lofi playlist plays in the background

waking up and the sun's going down. neither of you want to move :(( you try to get up and he's tugging you back into the hammock and you're falling on top of him and the two of you are dissolving into giggles

First off, this is my first ask like this so when I saw it I got so fucking giddy. Thank you😭💞💞💞

And second, FUCK. I was blushing reading this because you’re so right. Noah just being so cuddly and sweet. Just the two of you loving on each other and enjoying each other’s company. He’d be tracing little shapes onto your arms as he holds you, his eyes closed just enjoying the weight of you on him. He is in absolute heaven. And then the sun making his freckles come out more so you try and kiss all of the ones on his face which makes him laugh and blush and just UHG. Then even when it is late in the evening and it’s to the point of being LITERALLY DARK, you still lay there together and just point out fireflies to each other. Then at some point when you know you have to go in, you decide to make a quick game of tag before actually going in because neither of you want to call it a night yet. But Noah is “it” first and his version of tagging you is just picking you up from behind and laughing into your neck.

Then you do eventually go inside and get a small snack before getting ready for bed. He insists on braiding your hair (poorly) because he saw Jolly braid his hair during tour and now he wants to try it on you, while you do your night routine. Even if it’s bad, you’re proud of him for trying.

Okay I need to stop holy shit

[whoseholtz]

today was a fairytale | alexander holtz

pairing : alexander holtz x fem!reader

warnings : one of my first fully written fics, swearing, use of y/n, switch of pov (will be written in italics!)

summary : when reader goes to a devil's game and decides to make a sign asking #10 for a puck in exchange for a lego set and he actually notices her and the day turns out to be like one in a fairytale.

word count : 1.6k

y/n pov

“Girl, it’s a stupid idea, there’s a bunch of signs around the rink why would he choose yours?” your best friend says looking at the sign you made for your favourite player.

She always knew how to ruin the mood.

You slightly adjusted the sign in your hands which read, ‘Can I trade you a Lego set for a puck, #10?’ in a goofy font. The white card had been something you picked up from the craft store on your way home from work, an impulsive decision as always.

“But but but there’s barely any with his name on it, plus who cares, it’s fun okay, and if he actually spots me it’s a bonus,” you smiled clinging onto that little bit of hope that he would see your sign.

“Yeah, I guess,” your friend shrugged as a smirk grew on her face.

“What is it?” you asked knowing that when that smirk appeared there was always a plan brewing in her head.

“Oh nothing, just the fact that you are a beautiful hot girl who likes lego oh and he’s a guy who likes girls and lego, get his number girl,” she said jokingly nudging your shoulder.

In what world would ALEXANDER HOLTZ notice you?

“Okay get out of your Wattpad-loving brain, let’s just enjoy warmups and the game,” a smirk forming on your friend's face, “but no high hopes of anything more than the game.”

The lights started dimming in the arena, the colours of the devils shining bright with the booming voices from the speakers announcing the players would be entering the ice soon.

Your friend slapping your arm, “Look how cute they look, they’re Disney princesses with pads.”

“Yes, yes, I know to calm down, we don’t wanna look like the crazy ones,” you replied, being conscious of when #10 entered the ice.

Then there he was, gliding smoothly across the ice.

He could easily be on one of the top lines but he gets treated like shit from the shitty old coaches.

Warm-ups went on like normal, the silly superstitions, and pucks across the ice in every direction.

“He’s good at skating I guess,” your friend said smartly, “he plays for the NHL dipshit, of course, he’s good at skating.”

“I know but I looked at his stats and his ice time is really low and like that means he doesn’t have any chance to get good plays,” your friend shrugged, her eyes following his every move.

All she said was true, he dealt with the game. all he cared about was that he was in the league, the best league in the world for hockey.

Being a player's biggest fan came with the depression of the issues at hand, their places on the lines, their falls and other setbacks that come with being an NHL player, and every day you wish they could be the best and biggest player in the league.

Even harder being on a team with two top first-round picks and a bunch of other players who are raved about all around the league.

“Girl snap the fuck of out, he’s looking at you, right at you holy shit,” your friend said slapping your shoulder, pointing at him skating around in circles, locking eyes with you.

“Oh my god, no way he’s looking at me,” you said, jumping up and down not knowing what to do, stay weird or keep calm and try your best to look hot.

The Lego Ferrari car shook in your hand, the other shaking against the glass trying to keep your cool as he skated towards where you were situated.

—

alex pov

Skating towards such a pretty girl was scary, but the sign caught his eye. he didn’t get many signs, trades even and Lego is his favourite thing, so why wouldn’t he be excited?

The white, red and black sign with the pretty girl holding it couldn’t pass his way, maybe he’d even get a point this game.

Going home after a win but with little ice time and no points didn’t help with his mood. he’d sit on his couch in the dim room questioning why he could never be enough for the team and the league.

He has tried so hard.

—

y/n pov

“No way he’s gonna actually want the set. no way you are getting a puck, oh my god y/n this is crazy ahhh he’s coming towards us,” she said, slapping you repeatedly in the same spot, it was starting to hurt.

“Okay just stop, calm down and look cool girl,” you said, wanting to look as normal as possible for Alexander Holtz.

Tap, tap, tap on the glass.

A red glove right in front of your face, the culprit of the tapping noise.

His adorable smiling face looking at you, signalling to get ready for the puck to be thrown over the ice.

You smiled back and nodded, pulling the sign down, holding your hands ready to catch it, not believing what was going on.

You almost wanted to keep your eyes on him even when the puck had been thrown from his hands, but you obviously couldn’t.

The puck weighing in your hand, your eyes fixated on it.

"Y/n, y/n, y/n the lego set, stop googling at the puck and hand him the bloody lego set,” your friend said, slapping you once again.

“Oh fuck yeah wait, hold the puck while I chuck this thing over the glass,” you said, questioning if all those years of skipping gym were back to bite you.

First try, failed.

Second try, failed.

Third try, failed.

Fourth time, WE GOT IT.

He grinned at you one last time before turning around and skating to the bench to place the set down.

A weird feeling flowed through your body. Almost as if you’d just lost something, a presence and a sense of comfort just poof, gone.

But that thought quickly got taken away when the stadium filled with screams of die-hard fans, with you being one of them.

Somehow you’d made it to your seat already getting ready for the game to start.

You realised your head couldn’t stop thinking about the interaction with him, the puck clinging to your hand.

“Hey hey y/n, maybe loosen your grip on the puck, your knuckles are turning white and we don’t want to leave before the game even starts,” your friend said, nudging you to get your attention.

“Oh shit sorry, it’s just he’s so ahhhh, like oh my god he’s got something in his possession that I bought, with my own money,” you grinned, immediately the wave of regret of spending that much money on a lego set, washing away.

“Well let’s just enjoy this game and hope for a win and a Holtz point,” she said, holding up her overpriced drink to yours.

“I’ll toast to that, to Holtz getting a point and maybe a devil's won.”

—

“AND THE DEVILS WIN THE GAME WITH ALEXANDER HOLTZ AS THE STAR OF THE GAME”

The shock on your face shouldn’t have been that big but when a fourth-line player gets chosen as the star of the game it is huge.

“Girl he did it for you, you are his good luck charm, you need to give him something every game,” your friend yells beside you jumping out of her seat.

“Okay, I get hockey players are superstitious but girl there’s no way, let’s just leave it,” you sighed, your life couldn’t be all butterflies and rainbows.

It was not a Wattpad story, and you couldn’t treat it like it was. He probably just threw out the Lego set, you thought you were insane thinking there was a chance he actually remembered who you were; there’s no way he did.

—

alex pov

He couldn’t stop thinking about her smile, how it was the prettiest thing he had ever seen. and he got a goal, points, the fucking star of the game.

yeah, he laughed at people saying hockey players are suppositions and yeah he was a tiny bit. he had his routines but it was never that serious, the only thing different about his game was seeing her, locking eyes with her.

The Lego set sitting on his living room table was a reminder of how her smile made him feel, all bubbly inside like he could rule the world.

“Bro stop zoning out it’s scary, you just got star of the game let’s celebrate,” Luke said as he walked past you, he had invited himself in like he did every other night. win or lose he was there.

“Sorry sorry just trying to figure out what happened today that made me play so good.”

“It was totally that girl you were spying on from the start of the game to the end,” Luke joked, “this is the Lego set she gave you right?” he questioned picking it up off the table.

“Hey, don’t touch that,” he yelled, running towards Luke.

“Shit, sorry didn’t think it was such a big deal,” he said dropping the Lego set onto the table again.

“No sorry I just can’t seem to get her out of my head, and the thought I probably will never see her again,” Alexander said slowly sitting down on the couch.

“Okay don’t think about it that way, be happy you’ve somewhat met her and that you are the star, be present,” Luke replied sitting down on the couch like it was his own home, grabbing the remote and flicking some random show on.

“Never say something like that again, it's weird hearing advice from you,” Alex replied, shocked by the words coming out of his mouth.

“HEY,” Luke yelled, slapping him in the process.

It wasn’t like Luke thought, he still felt her presence somewhat, a faint smell of grapefruit which you would only notice if you really paid attention.

He couldn’t get away from the thought of her.

He couldn’t stop wondering when he’d see her again.

a/n :: hi guyssss sorry i've been lacking motivation so this took... a while to publish and stuff so i hope u like it!! tysm for all the love on if i could tell her <33

also i might be making this a series? maybe? don't hold me to that though :}

[coffincestuous]

kit9 devlog #6

happy june!! time for devlog number six!!

first, we have this picture, featuring five ashleys. five.

as much as i love ashley, i have agree with andrew: there are too many ashleys in there. they’re in some kind of dressing room, which just makes me wonder why they’re in a dressing room and where this could be taking place. my first assumption was that it was a dream, which it very much could be, but this is a little different from the dreams we’ve seen so far in-game!! it’s (probably) not a vision, since the spooky eyes around the border are missing, so what is it? (probably a dream)

next, we have teenage andrew!!

(i’ll keep my comments about his outfit to myself)

is he at school? at home? i’m thinking home due to the two mugs of drinks he’s sitting next to and the open soda. andrew knows to have better manners at someone else’s house!!

he’s afraid of of telling ashley something, and there are so many possibilities. going to college? scholarship? i think maybe that something has to do with julia. knowing ashley as we do, it’s understandable that he’d be nervous, afraid, and apprehensive about telling her that he has a date or a girlfriend. she (accidentally?) killed a girl for much less!! i’m so excited to see this scene in game because it’s going to be so fun!! a huge win for the toxic graves siblings enjoyers like myself

a fourth episode was announced in this devlog, due to the huge amount of content in what was originally just episode three. holy shit!! they say that episode three is going to be “rather lengthy” and will still be released as two major content updates!!

finally, we have another video preview!!

if you don’t want to watch the video, here are some screenshots:

ashley and andrew are cuddling!!! in ashley’s bed!!!! they’re so cute 🥺 plus, another glimpse of ashley’s long hair!! mrs graves’ name is renee?? apparently?? she thinks of her children as “disappointment” and “embarrassment” … very interesting considering how good andrew is & has been to her (before the whole soul-sacrifice incident)

and i can’t believe she’s looking for a condom in their trash. i actually can fully believe it, it’s right there, but omg. omg!!! mrs graves is 100% sure they had sex. how long has she been suspicious? i wonder how she plays off snooping through their trash, too…

the video has a lot more content and i definitely recommend watching it (unless you want to save it for the episode releases)..

overall, a super exciting devlog!!! i love this game so much and i’m glad to keep getting these updates. i can’t wait for the episode three and four release dates!!!

[sunkissed-zegras]

i've been sucked into women's hockey and women's soccer now......... ik hockey rules so im fine with that, soccer on the other hand. yeah idk anything about it. all ik is that leah williamson is my pookie and wifey.

- 🪐

soccer is so easy to understand trust me i used to play 🤓☝️

i used to have a leah poster in my room i was in LOVE she was my gay awakening. actually fuck i take that back ALEX MORGANN i have like 8 of her jerseys holy shit she IS mother

name your kid after something you love THIS PARTICULAR GAME HOLY FUCK

[wildissylupus]

Can we get some OW New Blood headcanons? Whether it be some type of angst, heartfelt, or lighthearted interactions between the group.

Ask and you shall receive!! It's been awhile since I've done some New Blood stuff so let's see what I can do. Let's start off with some head canons first.

The New Bloods are the biggest human help in getting Zarya to unlearn her prejudices against omnics, it's mostly by telling her their own experiences with the Crisis (and with Hana it's her experiences with the Gwishi). They also call her out if she does or says something in line with her prejudice.

Cassidy is giving them all stealth training cause holy shit he cannot be the only person on that team who knows how to stealth, Baptiste is close but Cassidy knows that Talon stealth training is not going to cut it.

On top of that Cassidy is also giving specific training to D.Va so if she has to fight outside of her Mech he knows he can handle herself.

All of them know about Pharah's crush on Angela, either being told by Pharah herself or from Cassidy complaining that Genji and Pharah are hopeless at romance (he's been dealing with this for a max of 14 years at this point, he's allowed to complain)

They are all in agreement that if they are on a mission in a Talon base, they need to steal as much equipment as possible, mainly focusing on medical supplies.

They all make strategies on how to best use their skills together. They also sometimes include other agents abilities as well.

Pharah is the least foul mouthed of the group, only really swearing outside of missions, the rest? Not so much. By far the people who swear most often are Cassidy and D.Va.

----------------------- Cassidy: So I hear you you and Angie where around each other a lot while she was in Cairo, anything happened? Pharah: We just... hang out, spent time together, nothing other then what we would usually do before. Cassidy: ....Fareeha it's been fourteen years, for the love of god please make a move that isn't just flirty banter. ----------------------- Zarya: I don't understand how you have so many fans. Why do people like to watch you play games that they can play themselves? D.Va: The same reason why people play the Olympics and other sports, cause they like to see other doing something they love! ----------------------- D.Va: Ok so what if I initiate Self Destruct and you shoot them when they get behind cover! That way no matter what we're still hitting them. Cassidy: I don't know, might be able to hit some of them but I doubt it would be worth riskin' the Mech. D.Va: Oh, OH! What about if Niran launches you into the air and you shoot them from above! Cassidy: Hey...That ain't half bad! ----------------------- Baptiste: You know, you should really get some rest, it's not good to overwork yourself. Pharah: Have you been talking with my mum? Cause if she did you should tell her to take her own advise. Baptiste: No, no, I noticed it myself. Though I do think it's funny that both Ana and Cole seem to have the same issue as you. Pharah: Well, it kinda runs if the family. ----------------------- Pharah: Hey Cole, did I tell you that Jean thought we were dating? Cassidy: Ew, what?! What made you think that?! Baptiste: You two just seemed to have a lot of history! I was curious! Pharah: Yeah, it was our history that made you curious, nothing else more personal. Baptiste: Fareeha, I swear to god- ----------------------- Pharah: You know, you and Brigitte remind me of Cole and Angela when they were younger. D.Va: Ugh, Cass said the same thing, but I know I'm way cooler then he is! Pharah: HA! He would have said the same but trust me, it's a compliment.

[tlgtw]

MGSV really is *so* misogynistic it is honestly hard to believe. It has ONE named female character, just one. And holy shit, the things they make that single woman do.

I don't know what happened. Or how Kojima thought what we was doing was defensible.

I could just link to the introduction of the SKULL snipers from Mission 28 Code Talker but even that I feel is so unbelievable to see with your own eyes that it would exit the mind as soon as it stopped playing.

Literally every criticism made during that era toward's this game is accurate. Every single one.

It might legit be the WORST example of "male gaze," literally literally ever. Out of everything.

If MGSV had outright no women in it whatsoever it would be better than what this is.

The cutscene for when Big Boss comes to Mother Base after not showering was what sealed it for me.

And the fact that there were people back then who thought they could defend this perhaps makes it even more deranged.

[hrokkall]

Mama gave me music lessons,

now I play the saddest songs

[bonetrousledbones]

update to the Playing Undertale With Roommate Whose Only Social Media is Pinterest situation: we only just got to waterfall and so far it has been a fucking trip

they have No Idea the significance of Flowey yet. not even a hint. they thought the sans echo flower conversation was about echo flowers

during the papyrus date and especially when they got to his room they kept looking at me and saying "THIS is your man????" which they stopped asking after the date. they have read some of my fics. i do not think i am any less insane to them now

they gave papyrus a valley girl voice btw. mostly because i had to beg them not to give him a mickey mouse voice instead

they didn't fucking know what skeletor sounds like

bc i know The Efficient Ways to do Things and they don't they've been reminding me of a buncha details & lines of dialogue I don't actually have embedded in my memory. particularly "PAPYRUS IS HUNGRY, TOO! HUNGRY FOR JUSTICE!"

they got the "Can I speak to G..." phone call. i have never once gotten that in any of my playthroughs, probably because i don't usually go up to that area but still. ik its not REALLY rare but i have never actually seen it Organically before so it was crazy to ME

Dogsong is my morning alarm ok. so when it showed up in the game and they realized they recognized it on a subconscious level they looked physically pained

Undyne's first chase scene scared the shit out of them

[plutosoda]

sooo any thoughts on katfl youd be interested in sharing? you're being v normal about it i have observed !

a process has happened to me

[akimojo]

Something I never see people mention about ffxiii is just how different the entire experience becomes if you just appreciate the scenery in all the locations you run around in

The "hallway simulator" maps are actually pretty damn enjoyable when you spend the time taking in how absolutely stunning the game is, and the incredible ost on top of that makes it even better

[rabbitsbackliner]

Okay WAIT

If I Had You came out in 2009 and there’s no way Andrew “emo gay icon” Minyard does not know about Adam Lambert.

So he’s been dating (or whatever they’re not calling it) Neil for like what almost two years now - he’s in the Mas, blasting the radio, and he hears “IF I HAD YOU, THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY THING I’D EVER NEED” and “boys, rollin’ in Maseratis” like does he almost crash the car?? Probably not, because he’s Andrew, BUT (and he’s not gonna mention it to anyone) I’d bet money on him fucking loving the song

[monmuses]

so i've been playing all day and finally got to show off my randomized killsounds i installed recently so here's a couple i got in the past two days (sound warning: some of these get loud)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[the-squeege]

He is so soft and shaped…. So much fun to draw…

[glambots]

What I think would be hilarious (and would solve a lot of the Guard's issues in the original FNAF games), would be if there was an intercom system in the security guard booth where you could just. Talk to the animatronics through the speakers while watching from the booth.

So you're watching the animatronics just lumber around acting spooky and shit and you're just like, "Alright, honey, I see you. I get it. You're having a bad night. Put your face back on and go back to the stage, you'll feel better in the morning."

[peachyfnaf]

so uhh uhhhh that most recent tlaes episode huh

spoilers in the tags, beware