Don Don! Donbrothers! All together as one! For a (technically) one hour special! The music? Bumpin'. The venue? Jirou's home village. The people invited? Everybody. The Sentai? Quite super. The guest of honor? You, of course! You know the Spoilers, I guess... spiel, right?
Alright, no more time to waste~!
So let's get the party started~!
-Well, we're all friends now!
-Tsubasa-san! Welcome to the team! Officially!
-Inu-san~!
-I sure hope they keep that little doggo plush around, it's practically part of the family.
-Ahhhhhh, looks like Shiina Naoki's caught Tsubasa's interest.
-...to be fair, both he and Sononi almost died protecting her.
-"It's all in the book."
-Goddamn Haruka, what did you find?
-God, I'm gonna miss attempting to dance and sing along to this banger-ass opening <3
-Alright assholes!
-Kaka Village?
-Ohhhhh, Tsubasa's learned something.
-Oh, Tsuyoshi. I kinda forgot about you for a sec.
-...which is horrifying, you're absolutely not someone I should let slip my notice.
-She disappeared!
-She's alive!
-Juuto!
-I just love the idea that Haruka and Shinichi are just off to the side where.
-It's basically that one meme. I forget the origin, but it goes like
"Other legends: *fighting*
Lugia and Ho-Oh: Off to the corner, holding a couple beers as Lugia looks confuzzled."
-You'll find it, don't worry about it.
-Oh Tsuyoshi.
-Shinichi, I don't think Tsubasa wants to hear about falling snow after what happened last episode.
-Goddamn, Crane Lady's badass.
-"What in tarnation?"
-A bunch of stray cats trying to pounce on a bird? Sounds about right.
-"It's your clan's fault for creating us."
-Guess Tarou recognizes the dishonesty in
-Goddamn Crane Lady, you're real menacing.
-Oi, you keep that moon talk outta your mouth. Taro's boyfriend
-"My Dad, my super cute girlfriend, all my funny friends... you'll love it there <3"
-Jirou, you ray of sunshine.
-I see... I suppose Naoki Shiina was doing her damnedest to warn us for the mainline Haruka's sake.
-The fridge.
-Get the girl outta there.
-Noto-vator.
Sonoza: How did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Sonoi: Apparently not.
-Oh Sononi...
-The bonds they made... they got them so hard.
-The Ring of Forgiveness!
-Are they just... playing on a public elevator?
-This is like a ghost town, huh?
-Beasts lurk in the quiet place.
-I love Jirou's half Naruto Run there, that's cute.
-...would it be considered a Boruto Jog? ...Himawari Power Walk?
-The fridge.
-If Jirou's girlfriend is in there, I'm gonna scream.
-Okay, she ain't.
-Produce, juice, a... comic sans labeled carton of Shallon...
-Nothing outta the ordinary, I'd assume.
-You can expect a lot of this kinda problem solving, Tsubasa.
-Kinda cranky today, aren't we?
-"I mean... going in the fridge seems like a good idea?"
-"...y'know what, I agree."
-Slammed in!
-Oh!
-Hello, Officer Terasaki!
-Er... this isn't what it looks like, we're just looking to exorcise your fridge of demons.
-We're friends kinda with your son.
-Oh my god, Sonoza's humming the theme, my boooy
-Ah, you must be the big man..
-Sono... Sonoroku? Changerion! I really oughta watch that sometime, huh?
-And the other one! Sonogo! The National Kid!
-Rip in spaghetti.
-Delicious!
-Foofd
-"This guy's a shef...like me."
-Jirou friend :)
-Penguin.
-Man, I remember seeing everybody freaking the fuck out about an origami penguin, but only in a show like this would seeing it be an earthshattering wham shot.
-Okay, Papa Terasaki seems to be friendly enough, at least.
-This is the first date, pops! You shouldn't ask for a backrub so soon without at least a couple thousand yen on you.
-Tarou?
-Inoue, do you have something you'd like to tell us?
-I suppose this man's been keeping us from an all-out Juto invasion.
-Ohhhh... Jirou's a successor...
-"We are. But our templates aren't."
-Holy shit, that is distressing.
-Hundred years!?
-Jesus, how old is that cop?
-I see his Natsumi sense is clouding his judgement.
-Man, these places are so pretty.
-I see Tsubasa's
-Don Dragoku!
-He's here!
-And of course! Tsuyoshi becomes a brand new Hitotsu-ki! Not many left at all, but I'm not quite sure which one he is. Seems very animalistic.
-Jirou's friends! ...with the revelation of Papa Terasaki, I'm now extremely suspicious of them, but that's okay!
-They all seem to be illusions anyhow!
-...very sad, actually.
-OH GOD
-Jesus, this is messed up.
-Seems like Shinichi's on the ball.
-Oh, he's big!
-Don Onitaijinless!
-"Fuck you man, I'll do it. You leave Jirou alone."
-...I wonder if Higuchi-san actually ate that paper?
-Oh hi, Sonoi!
-Guess he's got his duty to worry about now!
-Ohhhhhh, that's not good.
-Don Onitaijin! All on his own!
-...wait a fucking second, those are the KingOhger bugs!
-Animal Heart, okay! Hyakuujuu-ki!
-God Kuwagata!
-Hail to the king, baby!
-Oh fuck!
-Sonoshi!
-They're doin' it!
-Kijino's fucking gone!
-The pheasant's dead!
-Next episode!
-What is your dream, Momoi Tarou?
-Well Tsubasa, your first official mission as a Donbrother ended as a total failure.
-The evil Noto!
-We gonna die!
-"Oh Jesus Christ, Tarou's gone."
-Okay Tsubasa, I think you need to back up a little bit.
-Last time you were this aggressive about one of your male friends in a relationship, you were thrown in jail.
-...I gotta wonder, is Tiger Jirou a
-I see the Juto are fighting over who gets to be the Don.
-"You're awake, huh? You done fucked up."
-Oh, we dead for sure.
-There he is.
-Jutotaro.
-Uhhh, was it a smart idea to hang out in the place you were just kicked out of?
-Alright, no need to mug the camera!
-Sonoshi seems especially happy to get this manhunt on the roll. Good for them, I guess.
-Hello, Don Kaito.
-Can we keep these autistic kids we found on the street?
-Oh man... Kijino's really gone.
-"Tell me, Monkey Man. Where is my boyfriend?"
-"And mine, more importantly!"
-Tell me Don Kaito, are you a penguin too?
-Kinda got the suit for it.
-"Oh man, what if Tarou finds out...?"
-Shinichi, you seemed perfectly happy to fraternize with Sononi in the past. ...or at least, attempt very poorly to.
-"Tell me, Haiku Boy!"
Limited words, no rhymes...
Agh, no, wait! I can't do that!
Nice try there, Missy!
-"Well, if you pay the monkey, he'll like you."
-I guess Tsubasa's decided to play along.
-...though his acting experience seems to be of little help for this kind of role.
-"Okay, so like... are you sure this Natsumiho lady is even real? What if you got tricked by a Juto!? Honestly Tsubasa, I'm really worried about your well-being."
-There he is.
-Momoi Tarou.
-Oh he skates!
-Delivery time.
-"Oh Goddammit what do I do..."
-...
-OHHHHHHH
-"Can we give them our allowance?"
-They're really a bunch of kids, huh?
-I know I've been using the parallels with autism kinda jokingly, but like...
-Damn, I feel this in my soul...
-Poor shaming!
-Seems like Sonoroku really wants to smash the crap out of them.
-Gotta find the ring!
-Constant full moon!
-Jirou :(
-You were so lonely for so long, huh buddy?
-Looks like that penguin's not nearly as polite as Papa Terasaki.
-Oh hello, Crane Lady!
-Damn! Big slap!
-See you around, Crane Lady.
-Always despair.
-The Don Clan just fucks up constantly, huh?
-"It was just us, Jirou. It was always just us."
-Fuck, man...
-The moon's always bright and full.
-Ohhhh... he got in there!
-The reflection!
-Wheeeee!
-Seems like the origami cats are much friendlier.
-You fuckin' played them.
-Natsumiiii
-And here comes Sonoi!
-Sonoi :)
-OH MY GOD HE FREED THEM ALL
-Guess Don Momotaro has come into his own.
-Thanks, your lunacy.
-The ring...
-Well!
-Everybody's back on earth now!
-Shinichi you were staring at fucking clouds
-Sonoi's pretty good at taking two at once, I see.
-Sonoshi seems pretty okay with this
-Yoppy! From all the way back in Episode 1!
-Welcome back, Kijino.
-I suppose the weight of loss weighed heavy on the Tiger and the Dragon.
-Jirou...
-Good job, Don Momotaro!
-Ohhhh, Crane Lady's dead meat.
-Welp. I suppose it's time to fight on.
-Avatar Change!
-It's time~!
-We're all besties now~!
-Hot time, Donbrothers!
-...the Noto bosses seem rather... happy, considering we're all technically their enemies now.
-No more dreams for tonight. Natsumi Kuramochi has woken up, and is ready to watch the morning sunrise.
-Miho Kijino died as she lived. Surrounded by her husband's desperate affection, yet floats down the river alone with only her love for humanity left.
-...Man, Momoko Arata, your performances of this extremely bizarre and fascinating couple of characters is not something I can forget easy. Bravissima.
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