#I need this shit in HD

[lukaherehelp]

Thank god I opened Instagram because wheRE WAS THIS PHOTO IN X, HUH?!

Copy A Bangkok, how dare you hide this one from me?! Also the little that I'm able to see of the painting, damn. Zouy is good ✨👀 (please I hope they release whom is the painter doing the artwork for the show, I wanna follow them)

edit: HOLD YOUR HORSES!! Teena is wearing the same pants from the little clip of TeenaZouey painting outside!

and in the teaser photo, Zouy is his underwear... I'm so totally normal right now. Completely normal. I'll be right here until Thursday like this:

[firelise]

Chevalier de Saint-Georges aka Cunty McBitch Pants

CHEVALIER (2023)

[sieglinde-freud]

mid battle i remembered the melanin mod existed so i paused, took out the hd texture mod, got this instead, and ohhh my god. ARE YOU KIDDING ME THEYRE SO CUTE…. im gonna start cryingggg wahhhhh ;-;

[targaryenhues]

Saltburn Spoiler of Michael Gavey (Ewan Mitchell) in a suit

[impostorsshow]

I'm actually so obsessed with him it's not even funny if i'm not listening to a TikTok or music directly related to him I can't focus free me free me

This is @/cherubpuppet's OC for a object show [au? pitch? wip show? How do I categorize this] and I've been destroyed by the fact that ruler art is infinitely superior [and 10x longer] and i don't have a good enough grasp on lip gloss's personality to make fanfiction so I am frozen in "want make fanart but fanart takes effort :["

[whenfatecollides]

221014 ‘Vision’ Handong

[katiekatdragon27]

[TW: HORROR IMAGRY]

[No blood or anything, but it is pretty creepy]

I found a weird ass dog what should I do?

So @/rainbow_wolf120 so unkindly didn't credit me in their Hoodlum Rayman post that I MADE UP, so I'm making my own rendition out of spite <3.

Rayman is made of lums, and everyone knows this. So what if those lums could get super spooked when he's all energized (cuz red lums being turned into hoodlums n stuff)? Then, it would corrupt his body made of light into a body made of darkness, making him become nightmarish lol. He's like a porcupine/hedgehog texture and touching him makes you itchy. He's also very hostile with most things, only running away when he doesn't have an immediate win. This form is incredibly temporary though, with the longest he's been in this state being 10 minutes.

This puts almost everyone on the table to being attacked so everyone needs to be weary. He becomes an urban legend thing in the Glade later told to rambunctious teensy kids who like to wander around at night.

Hoodlum Ray also really hates water. This specific kind of water is enhanced with dream properties, which is more effective than tap water. Both work though, for now.

Have a lovely day fellas ✌️

[throwback-town]

In fangs we trust. All others, pay cash.

Song: Charisma-Jann

[m1d-45]

-Pari Anon

What if Zhongli ended up finding Creator! Pari! Reader?

They were hovering close to where Xiao was fighting when Zhongli ran into them. He, sensing they were some sort of threat, took them with him.

When they don’t return to Xiao after his fight, he gets worried and starts looking for them. They’re typically nearby, out of danger.

Did they get eaten? Are they okay? Poor Xiao is panicking, calling for his little friend.

He finds them with Zhongli. Locked in a cage made of Geo.

Do you think he can convince Zhongli that his little friend isn’t a threat?

(please note that i know nothing about pari lore or behavior-)

i imagine xiao is rather picky about you accompanying him on patrols, always making sure you’re far away from the battle. you’re not to be where monsters can see, where you can get hurt, always at or near where he leaves you.

and you, to your credit, follow this rule fairly well! you watch from afar, typically either playing with butterflies or looking at the flowers around where he left you. you know how he worries, and have been fretted over by him many times, and you’re not keen on stressing him out further.

zhongli had been sensing disturbances in liyue, how the earth is rearranging, leylines shifting and ebbing, as if a restless child finally being out to rest. however, a change in the leylines is never anything safe, not when they’d been utilized by the abyss before. he’d trusted the adepti with it at first, knowing xiao would never allow such a danger to roam liyue unchecked, but it had been too long. he excused himself from the funeral parlor, approaching the area of disturbance himself.

it was… mundane. or, more accurately, par for the course. he heard the sounds of battle, the burning smell of ozone signaling the use of xiao’s vision, but there was no leyline blossom he could see or sense. the hilichurls weren’t stained with curse nor karma, and he decided to ask xiao after he was done. he was confident in his abilities to fight off the enemies, and he might as well get a head start on the search.

nothing. a few chitters from a bird or perhaps squirrel, but nothing disturbed. no marks to the earth, no upturned stones or deep pits, no abnormal elemental flow. and yet, he was certain this was where the cause of the disruptance was from…

he crossed his arms, frowning at his surroundings. it wasn’t xiao, it wasn’t the monsters.. perhaps some infected wildlife?

the birds chirped again. this time, he followed.

a few birds had gathered beneath a tree, surrounding a… pari? he wasn’t aware they even lived in liyue, let alone..

the pari seemed to be playing with the birds. batting a small stone between it and the birds. zhongli approached, uncaring of how the birds flapped away, focused on the twist of the pari looking up at him.

he crouched. “and what are you doing here, hm?”

the park backed away from his hand when he slowly reached out, and his eyes caught on how the grass in front of them seemed to grow quicker, weaving into a sort of shield.

everything clicked at once.

“so you’re the one doing this.”

his hand shot out, folding in the pari’s wings, grip tight. it squirmed and chirped, as if crying for help, but he paid it no mind. his free hand waved, a cage of geo sprouting from the ground, and he locked it inside with little hesitation. he’d have to alert xiao, so he knew why the leylines were acting up-

“rex lapis? what are you doing?”

that was convenient.

zhongli grabbed the top of the cage, turning as he stood. xiao still had his polearm in hand, eyes wide. he seemed frantic… perhaps he did know that this pari was the source of elemental dissonance?

“ah, xiao. i was simply collecting this strange pari-“ he waved at the cage, and the pari flapped its wings almost angrily “-as i believe it is the cause for the disruption of liyue’s balance. i assure you that i am more than equipped to handle this myself.”

“no, that’s not- that-..” xiao seemed to be lost for words, face twisting the longer he looked at the pari. “they’re not a threat.”

he was ready to protest, when he noticed the way the pari was acting. pressed against the side of the cage not to flee, but that was closest to xiao? how odd, he didn’t know that pari were that social-…

“have you been cursed, xiao?”

[wideminded-dreamer]

If they surprise drop the live video of the falling sky you will literally never hear from me again

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

god i need to be home NOW!

[skaruresonic]

SH2 remake defense posts are giving me actual flashbacks to IDW stans going "don't ruin my enjoyment, you're personally harassing me and this is why we can't have nice things" and making strawmen of your concerns while also missing the point of the criticism by a mile. The wording and sentiments are exactly the same.

I wonder if this is just how fandom is now, where criticism is considered toxic regardless of what you say, how you say it, or in what quantity. Shut up and enjoy Product(tm), you're harshing my buzz.

[shadow0-1]

I need rodion to return for MWIII NOW

[vanweezer]

crazy city population 1 (me) (kingsley)

[harryforvogue]

I AM OFF TO SEE MY SISTERRRRRRRRRRRRR

[talentforlying]

screencapped dot net going private forum has immeasurably fucked me because i lost all my caps from constantine episodes 5-13 and i've got barely 130 icons with my current psd. please god won't someone think of the canceled nbc shows.