#I trusted yall... 😕😕😕

[justcallmesakira]

lowkey want a bestfriend to agree with everything i say by how many people are continously degrading my opinionz 😭😭😭

[landoughnut]

Mine All Mine

♡ masterlist - request

♡ pairing - oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc - hailee steinfeld)

♡ summary - (request :) oscar obsessing over his girlfriend on the internet!

♡ warnings - horny/simp oscar, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | thank you so so much for requesting!! i hope you enjoy lovely xx

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[gvnvks]

zb1 giving you partner privileges … !

> pairings: non-idol!zb1 x fem!reader

> warnings: lowercase intended, not proofread

> song recommendation: mori by dawid podsiadlo (its in polish but u gotta listen to it fr)

> note: i started my exams today … two more to go !!

김 jiwoong.

THE PRIVILEGE IS REAL

im being so fr 😭

when literally anyone tries to take something from him, JUST BORROW FOR A SEC he immediately turns D:

except when its you

you could take (over) this mans whole life (you already did) and he wouldn’t even complain

hes THAT whipped

girl TRUST ☠️

“hey jiwoong, i wondered if i could borrow your charger for a sec, mine just stopped wor-“ rickys sentence got cut short by jiwoongs whine

HOMEBOY SNATCHED THAT CHARGER AWAY FROM HIM

“jiwoong, my sweet !! i thought i could use your laptop. i need to get some work done real quick”

jiwoong immediately gives u the laptop no hesitations

trust me if he could give you his all time life savings along with that laptop HE WOULD

(pls do i kinda need money 💯)

“can i use ur cologne jiwoong pls” “no”

BUT IF ITS YOU

“hey jiwoong!! i thought your cologne smelt really nice and wondered if i could spray a little on myself too!!”

shows u all colognes he has ever bought

EVEN THE EMPTY BOTTLES

“u can choose. the one i used today is this one :D”

later gives u like 2-3 of his STILL FULL colognes that you liked the smell of cause “i dont need that many anyways”

장 hao.

he’s serious about his sleeping

trust me.

he gets so mad when someone disturbs him in his slumber

and he’s also very difficult to wake up 😭

seriously

“hao u really should wake up…”

*snores*

“hao pls we have a schedule in 30 minutes”

*snores*

jiwoong you should just give up atp 🧍🏻‍♀️

“literally wake up what the fuck”

and let me tell y’all

when someone other than you miraculously manages to wake his ass up

he’ll just straight up yell at them

“SHUT UP” yes throw that pillow hao ‼️

but you

your voice has something that immediately wakes him up in his best mood

rainbows around his head and allat yk yk

every time when it’s you waking him up TRUST ME you’ll never see a morning pout on his face

you could literally beat his ass awake and he’d have nothing against it ☠️

he gets all soft and allat … yeah cute babe hao

his members r fucking confused cause what he so whipped for

can u see the what the fuck expression on jiwoongs face ??

HE JUST SIGHS

HE OFFICIALLY GAVE UP YALL

he’s in love like that

giving you privileges LIKE THAT …

also his morning i love yous … hi I need a bf quick

he’s a 10/10 boyfriend btw 💋

성 hanbin.

the amount of privilege you get as hanbins partner …

he literally pays for your every single thing

u saw that new pretty skirt while window shopping ??

“honey, want me to buy it for you?”

no matter your answer he in fact always does buy it

ur on a date in that cute new caffe ??

“hey, choose what you want. ill pay.”

SO HOT 💔

“hanbin !! this necklace is pretty, isn’t it ??”

“yeah, pretty neat” and the necklace is at your door 2 days later

basically your human wallet

of course its not like u demand from him to pay for you, he just does

and hanbin really enjoys buying you things and making you happy btw ‼️

cute

but when it’s his members 😭

oh hell naw he ain’t having it

“hanbin could you pls pay for me I forgot my wallet”

AND HE JUST GLARES

sighs

and sometimes SOMETIMES he does pay for his members but it’s like

once in a blue moon literally

“hanbin do you maybe want to buy me that new, cool game (whatever games he fucking plays) ??” GYUVIN BABE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER

“no” LMAOO

“oh no !! i ran out of money on apple pay …” you just wanted to buy keys on subway surfers 😕

hanbin IMMEDIATELY charges your apple pay with … a lot of money. you can buy a lot of keys now. are you happy.

GYUVIN SEES IT ALL AND IS OFFENDED ☠️

석 matthew.

i get a feeling that as long as matthew enjoys physical affection, he’s not that big on hair touching ?? like yk

he probably won’t let his members touch his hair very often

i dont know i just feel like he wouldn’t like it

“matthew, u got something on your hair” gunwook tries to pick whatever shit landed on his head

MATTHEW GRASPS HIS HAND HALFWAY 😭

GUNWOOK LITERALLY HISSES IN PAIN MATTHEW CHILL PLS PLs pLS

“i can do it myself” okay mr serious ?? gunwook literally didn’t ask

its not that serious, it was never that serious 💯

BUT WHEN YOURE IN THE PICTURE

you really like touching his hair

it’s so soft and allat

and sometimes you just randomly place ur hand on his head

he tenses up FOR A LITTLE SECOND and then softens up cause he realizes it’s you

SO CUTE 💔

lets you touch it for however long you want

matthew just doesn’t mind

ALSO

when you kiss his hair while ur hand is on his head he gets all shy and covered in blush 😭

kisses u back …

can u imagine what he’d do if instead of you it was one of the boys

HED THROW HANDS I CAN FUXKING TELL

honestly i dont see matthew as an aggressive (?) type of guy but when it comes to his hair ☠️

김 taerae.

we all know taeraes fashion sense is a bit … yeah.

basically it’s kinda bad

but that boy doesn’t let ANYONE literally anyone style him

“taerae i dont think these red pants fit well with that shirt …” hao just tried to give him some advice

and taerae just ignores his words 😭

“no taerae, don’t but these shoes, they won’t go with anything”

“stfu” BYE

but you ………

of course you love your precious bf but

sometimes you just can’t stand how off his outfits look 💔

”hm taerae… i dont think this shirt fits these cargos! maybe you could wear this white one?”

changes in the blink of an eye ‼️

“do i look better, sweetheart ??”

YES YES YOU DO

he’s so cute pls

he’s ready to change his whole outfit if you ask him to

“taerae i don’t think this outfit suits a date night…”

it’s not like you demand him to change, you just simply share your opinion

WHICH HE FUCKING RESPECTS

maybe even a little too much 😭

so whipped

guess who has head over heels for you

definitely not taerae

“taerae, my sweet !! these pants have too many bright colors, don’t you think they won’t suit anything you have ??”

“oh! maybe you’re right. thank you, sweetheart”

NAH BYW

리키 ricky.

he’s so in love that the amount of privileges he gives you is fucking enormous, im fr

but we’ll focus on one

ricky never lets ANYONE go through his phone 🙏🏼

he doesn’t hide anything or sth

he just doesn’t like when people go through his things, especially without his permission

“what the fuck are you doing with my phone, yujin” in a matter of 0.5 seconds rickys phone is not in yujins hands anymore

poor boy just wanted to check the weather 💔

“hey ricky, can i check something in your phone ?? mine just died”

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HANBIN

“no” as simple as that 😭

“oh ricky … i also wanted to check my gmail real quick but its o-“

he doesn’t let you finish and just hands you his phone

HANBIN IS OFFENDED (who wouldn’t 😭 this looks like some kind of prejudice)

oh my god how things change when it comes to you …

basically you have more access to his phone than ricky himself

sometimes it even comes to you literally using his phone all day. literally whole 24 hours 💯

AND HE DOESNT COMPLAIN AT ALL ??

like literally no complaints whatsoever. zero. none. 0. FUXKING NULL.

his members r like what the fuck because like

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THEM

yall sometimes also like to switch phones for a day

the amount of pictures you take on his phone 😭

so whipped that he deletes NONE of them ‼️🙏🏼

김 gyuvin.

yes i do know i use this theme a lot while writing for gyuvin but i just cant help leave me alone pls

okay we all know gyuvin likes gaming

but he’s real serious about that …

if you’re not (y/n) don’t even think of disturbing him while he’s gaming 😭

HED LASH OUT TRUST

“gyuvin do you want som-“ taerae can’t even finish because gyuvin starts fucking throwing hands at him

“im kinda busy yk.” yes. yes we know.

HE DOESNT EVEN LET ANYONE TOUCH HIM ?? LIKE AT ALL ☠️

oh such a discord mod he is (im joking btw..)

but if it’s you …

oh girl i envy you this kind of boyfie 😕‼️

when you’re near him while he’s gaming he’d literally play with his headset only half on

yk in case you need something from him

so cute and so hot at the same time 🧍🏻‍♀️

he’d abandon his game for you

AND IM SERIOUS WHEN I SAY ABANDON

GIRL TRUST 💯

and ..

he lets you sit on his lap too ??

oh lawd have mercy 🙏🏼

when u sit on his lap he would literally play with one hand just to rub soothing circles on your back …

pls i need a therapist 💋

박 gunwook.

gunwook really doesn’t like when someone disturbs him while he’s focused on something

i mean its kinda obvious ??

probably no one does lmao 😭

he’s ready to throw hands even if it’s something way more important than the thing he’s focused on

IM SERIOUS ONG ‼️

“gunwook, can you stop what you’re doing for a while?” jiwoong asks with a pretty serious tone

“i can’t” WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HIS BOOK ?

not good … 💔

jiwoong im so sorry you’re probably so done by now

but if it’s you … !!!!!

“gunwook…” you whine, feeling kinda bored and alone today

AND HE IMMEDIATELY SHIFTS HIS WHOLE ASS ATTENTION TO YOU

god, teenager in love ‼️

he doesn’t really want to abandon what he’s doing rn as gyuvin does so he just

divides the attention 💯

…

sits you on his lap

OR SOMETIMES EVEN ON HIS DESK 😭

holds you by ur waist and just simply

plants kisses all over your cheeks

do I need to say his members r kinda disappointed ?? ☠️

hi i need a cute boyfie rn 💔

한 yujin.

okay so

there’s a lot of things yujin would let you do without you noticing it’s a “privilege”

because he wouldn’t complain if others did those things too ??

i mean like … its yujin so

but when YOU do these …

he encourages u so much 😭

ong…

im so serious … ‼️

“yujin can i try your food ?? it looks so good” ricky asked waving his chopsticks at yujins face

“oh… yeah go for it, i guess” WITH THE BLANKEST STARE EVER LMAOO

PLS TRY TO SEE IT WITH UR IMAGINSTION

“yujin! can i see your necklaces? it’s so cute!”

YUJIN IS SO SO XONFUSED

“oh… well… yeah”

now imagine you doing it 😭

“can i try some of your food, yujin ??”

HIS EYES IMMEDIATELY LIGHT UP ‼️

“yes! this here is rice with chicken and sour sauce and these ones there are some fried vegetables! eat as much as you want, cutie!”

okay yujin… 😭 not THAT serious babe

“yujin, my sweet! can i see your necklace?”

SO SO IN LOVE

“of course! i can help you put it on if you want to! you’d look so good in it!”

bae is so cute

gvnvks © 2023

[yoonyeon0]

((Can you write about Meguro? What happens if he falls in love with someone (S/O)? What will he do to get their attention? (1) ))

Hi, that's why I read your posts... I wanted to ask when this part will be? 👆🏻🤨

By the way, thanks for writing 💋

another day, another late ask replied to ☹️ im trying my best yall, please be patient with me 😭😭 (a/n : this is lowkey kinda short…sorry..😕)

Meguro Masaki Falling In love with someone else’s S/O Hcs

let’s go!!

Meguro hasn’t and most likely won’t (if it wasn’t for you) feel love before. His heart is already mangled as well as his brain but when he’s with you, he feels a little more at ease. He feels like he’ll be okay and trust me - that’s weird coming from MEGURO MASAKI.

・・・・☆

Now, Meguro would definitely stay reserved (or at least try) and for the most part, he’ll think that you’re not dating which puts him at an advantage but he’s in for a surprise. Let’s just say for short, Meguro hates sharing. Absolutely despises it.

・・・・☆

Gets so jealous it makes others around him jealous too. He first envies your partner. Why would you choose them instead of him? He was much better in his opinion (that may or may not be right..)

・・・・☆

He then envies the fact that your in relationship even though that is the same thing that he is craving and hunting for within you. It hurts him to think that you could ‘betray’ him like that.

・・・・☆

Meguro literally does everything and anything to get your attention. He’ll first start off subtle, just asking you questions about your self until he’s litterally giving you flowers (that he found on the side of the road). He really tries to display his love to you in multiple ways, both in the ways you find normal and the ways he finds normal. He is definitely a handful.

・・・・☆

Whenever he’s around you, you literally feel his eyes burning into your eyes. His stare is intense, as if he’s claiming you right in front of everyone. So trust me, it definitely takes you for a rollercoaster when you get the tingling sensation all throughout your body; warning you of the potential danger in front of you. Bad thing that you ignored it.

・・・・☆

Now, ideally, you are supposed to fall in love with him. Leave your partner and go run away with him but obviously you don’t. You tell him that you’re already in a relationship. And he doesn’t take that for an answer at all..

・・・・☆

He definitely keeps trying. If your partner tries to interfere, he will definitely get salty. He’ll feel like you’re leaving him and he won’t want that to happen so if you use your inference skills, you can guess what he did.

・・・・☆

Now you’re devastated and absolutely dumbfounded. You’re scared and terrified. This guy you basically just turned down just killed the person you called spouse. So now what do you do? Well, try and stay away from him.

・・・・☆

But that doesn’t work out. Now that Meguro thinks that his competition is gone, his advances will be much more targeted and straightforward. He will definitely tell you he loves you and has for a long time. Probably doesn’t come out with the fact that he watches you sleep follows you around.

・・・・☆

Now eventually he’ll ask you to be his partner and he’ll EXPECT a yes. If you even mutter a no, he’ll zone out. So it’s better for you to choose the safer way than the dangerous way. You’re not trying to live fast, die young.

・・・・☆

Knowing him, he would definitely hide you away from people so that they can’t take you away from him. And the rest should be clear enough. 😘

・・・・☆

Honestly, the short version is if Meguro has his eyes on you, you’re his - no discussion needed.

how I feel after having a full req box but not answering one of em for 6 days..we won’t talk abt THAT 💜

𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙤𝙣! 𝘿𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡, 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙮 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠.

[tisaolin]

Hey there! Love your MK writings! You are good at it and your writings absolutely deserve more likes! ( I really mean it, trust me I never give anyone's work a free compliment unless I really like it )

Can I request a cute, sweetheart and clingy(cute kind of clingy, not annoying one) S/O? Can you write it for

Skarlet: She was an orphan so she pretty much didn't get much love.

Kuai Liang: His heart is fully frozen

Scorpion: You prob already know his sad story.

Mileena: Because of her looks she is desperate for love and attention.

S/O likes to

Giving their partner a suprise hug from back

Nuzzling their nose to their partner's cheek

Cuddling them when they are sleeping

Giving them a suprise peck on their cheek or lips

Laying down on their laps when they got a change

AWW THIS IS TOO CUTE

(I lost my gifs btw 😕)

Skarlet

Girlie is frowning on the outside, beaming on the inside

The suprise hugs catches her off guard a bit and shes startled for a split second but she come around to it. She enjoys it and if you squint, you can see a little smile and blush forming on her cheeks 😶

When you’re laying in her lap, best believe she is playing in your hair. Even if she has to change she stops to play with your hair, after all, a change of clothes can wait

SHE FEELS LIKE AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN!! Shao Kahn who? She only knows s/o

When you nuzzle your nose in her neck, she’ll force you to cuddle. Plain and simple as that🤷🏾‍♀️

Scarlet sleeps on her sides so youre a big spoon for a fact. Tell me otherwise.

Mileena

My poor sweet baby. You better love her with ALL your heart.

At first, she’s skeptical and rightfully so, her so called “sister” (no hate to Kitana tho, love her) refused her, her creator regrets making her, and overall people reject her because she’s half tarkatan. So of course she is, rightfully so, suspicious of this sudden affection.

Ngl…Its damn near IMPOSSIBLE to kiss her lips and cheeks let alone nuzzle her cheeks due to her teeth so you peck/nuzzle her on the nose.

You almost your life the first few times you gave her back hugs but she gets used to it eventually and at this point expects hugs. Thats why when you don’t give her hugs she looks at you like you committed a crime more horrific than any crime she’s committed.

I do NOT care what yall say, Mileena is a very hygienic person. Since her face isnt “attractive” to others she uses her body which means she also has to keep her hygiene up there. So when shes trying to change and you decide to tackle her and lay on her lap shes lowkey dissapointed but its whatever.

She likes when you cuddle in bed. It helps her sleep better and reassures her of both your safety and her safety.

Hanzo

(This ones gonna be short for the most part🤧)

Hanzo is pretty much the same as Mileena. In some ways.

When you hug him from the back the first few times, he almost burned you alive.

When you cuddle him, it gives him reassurance.

Giving him suprise pecks are definitely a suprise and he gets so shy!!

When you nuzzle his cheeks he blushes and smiles so hard its so obvious that he’s enjoying everything.

Hanzo is a patient man so when you decide to lay on his lap before he can change his clothes. He doesn’t mind.

Kuai

Oh boy…. This will be interesting!

When you decide to hug him from behind, he freezes up, you get caught in the ice 😩poor you.

Its just so awkward, when you kiss him and nuzzle him he just stands there.

Something like this

When you cuddle him he just lays there all stiff its honestly funny.

Laying down on his lap when he’s trying to change isnt a problem since he is also a very patient person.

[slutforsjy]

hi!! i came back after a very long time 🥲 im really really really really really sorry for not responding to your messages and for keeping you wait for the next parts of my fics im really sorry 😞 i just had some personal stuffs to handle and im glad i overcome it all 😪

that being said, im back and i’ll continue writing what i left im really sorry for not updating you for almost 4 months please know that im really sorry 😭 i feel like i abandoned you after giving you assurance that i’ll make part 2 of the “one time thing” fic, trust me i’ve written a good amount of it before dealing with my shitty life 💔 Please i hope you understand me 🥺

Also, i really appreciate those who were sending me messages to ask how am i, i really appreciate yall 🥹😕 sorry again for not responding for such a LONG long time. Please give me time again (sorry) to continue the story. I love you all 😭❤️

For those asking for part 2 haha I’ll work on it i really appreciate yall for being invested in my story even though the plot is so fucked up 😭

so yeah, again IM REALLY SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT AND I LOVE YOU ALL

[kangshxrtie]

hello... I just wanted to say... I really hope you show reader at dani's place. Just pure fluff and all 😕 I love them

i willl trust. i wouldn’t leave yall hanging like that 🫡

[viasdreams]

How I feel after switching up between anon and my user from time to time.

(I am NOT mysterious 😭🙏)

Anonymous has a better vibe to it, tho 😕 Like yes, let me tell you all about my day you probably couldn't care less about wo knowing me for shits and giggles!!

ok i fear u are more mysterious than you think 😟😱!!

but i do care about what yall tell me!!!🙂‍↕️TRUST

<3333

[imraespace]

GANG IM BACK AFTER GRIEVING OVER MY GRADES AND I HAVE DECIDED TO LOCK TF IN THIS TIME (.. hopefulyl.)

A CPT IS LIKE A FINAL PROJECT OF LIKE EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED BASICALLY AND ITS USUALLT WORTH 15% OF UR GRADE BUT DEPENDS ON THE COURSE AND USUALLT EXAM IS ALSO 15% its displayed on like the course syllabus but for some reason our science cpt is only worth 10%??? so idk how that chem cpt is worth 5% like if it was 5% per unit cuz theres chem bio physics for our science course then 5 x 3 is 15 but the math isnt mathing if the cpt is only worth 10% on the syllabus???????? SO THATS WHY IM CONFUSED AND ALSO WHY TF IS THERE A CHEM CPT AND IT TEACHES US A WHOLE NEW CONCEPT?? LIKE HUH WHAT

i also have a history cpt due on monday and another cpt due wednesday so that is fun AND I HAVENT STARTED BOTH HELPME I NEED TO ACC GET ONTO THAT ILL JUST WAKE UP EALRY TOMORROW….. 6 am grind trust…..

i just memorized the map for europe 1914 but i keep confusing denmark and sweden but its ok bc my test is monday …. i will be tweaking out bc apparently he makes the alternative test version harder and im taking that cuz my kidney appointment was on friday and the original test date was kn friday so im like lowk scared … STOP THIS. 💔

OH AND MY SAE PLSUH CAME IN TODAYYAYAYA i got a free clip and bracelet so now im gonna amke my rin and sae plushies recreate that one scene muehhehehe im #Evil rn STOP or ill make them hug depending. MY MOM APPARENTLY LOVES SAE BTw??? LIKE SHE SAW HIM AS A PLUSH AND SHE WAS LIKE i want that get me my card and paid 85 dollars for it HELPME STOP im also waiting on the yukimiya volume………. and im thinking like oh maybe i shouldve just waited to buy all the bllk manga cuz theres yk these bundles of like mangas 1-6!! and i save like 10 dollars or so from it bc of tax and im like Ugh i couldve saved money but in reality that 10 dollars saved wouldve webt jnto buying tiny bllk figures and it makes like no difference HELp SO IT DOESNT REALLT MATTER I GUESS ……. 💔💔

umumum nothing has happened other than OH WAIT I BOUGHT TWO ONESIES HELPME ONE ISNA FOX AND ANOTHER IS A DOG AND I WANNA WEAR IT FOR HALLOWEEN LIKE FOR SCHOOL AND IM THINKING LIKE OH DO I REALLY WANT TO BC WHAT IF PPL CALL ME A FURRY BUT ITS LITERALLT SO COMFY STOP.. like…. let me live its so comfy…… and very warm so idk if i acc will wear it cuz sometimes my school blasts the heaters after 12 pm BUT I MIGHT 😈

umumum okaya thats actuallt all that hapepned HELPME

OKAY DAILY QUESTION IS UM who in bllk would be really good at eating salmon sashimi bc i want salmon sashimi rn.

- 🐙

HAIIII YOU WERE MISSED DEARLY by me

IM GLAD YOU LOCKED IN I gotta lock in soon exams are almost here..

OH THAT SOUNDS.. confusing🤨 I MEAN IT MAKES SENSE but also sounds confusing that kinda reminds me of SBAS here but instead you do an SBA when you reach senior level bc your SBA overall grade adds to your FINAL FINALL exam mark the one you do to leave the school ykyk

I WISH YOU LUCK DAMG I'll be procrastinating like crazy

WHAT IN THE FAC A WHOLE MAP?? I feel bad for yall geography and history students.. whatever you're doing idk ever since i started business my knowledge narrowed (im joking)

OMG SAE PLUSH MSHDJAJS

HELO.EE MAKE THEM HUG🤬🤬

AW THATS SI CUTE my momma saw chigiri and asked who's girlchild is that!!?😊😊

idk anything abt money there.. but ik it has more value than mine so I'll be mad SHOULDVE SSVED UP THAT 10 DOLLARS ANS BUY MORE FIGURINES🗣🗣🗣

I started sneezing after reading this I'm allergic to you....😕😕😕

AW THATS SI CUTE BUT HELP FURRY I WISH I COULD DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN BUT MY SCHOOL HAS A STUPID ASS UNIFORM AND WE CANT ENTER THE SCHOOL IF WE DONT HAVE THE ACHOOL LOGO ON😒😒😒😒

erm what has happened to me this week🤔🤔 um.. OH we don't laugh.. but long long ago!! I used to play league of legends BUT WITH MY BROTHERS AND MOMMA but I stopped bc someone on dc asked if i stink bc he saw it on my profile but whatever.. I kinda.. wanna play it again.. bc I saw character I like.. PLUS THE NETFLIX SERIES FOR THE GAME ARCANE which I love #VIFORLIFE LEMME AT HER is literally coming out in November ITS SO SOON anyways

ISNT HE LIKE HOT?? it's all the same person but different skins THERES MORE HOT PPL THERE IN HIDING BRO THE PLAYERS JJST SCARE YOU AWAY☹️☹️😕😕😕😞😞

not the heaters.. the heater in our school is the darn sun! only a certain group of students gets AC and only like the library.. my group has fans then classes battle for bc apparently THEYRE TOO BROKE RO BUY ONE😒😒

UMUM ILL SAY REO HELP

[akgaereporter]

zeroses: queerosins & hetrosins fighting over twitter survey😕

tldr: a big hao pics account did a rosin survey and posted the results, the sexuality section being a whole 51% straight. queerosins started joking abt it bc its ironic but hetrosins took actual offense and start being homophobic forreal.. mind u these people stan ZHANG HETEROPHOBIC HAO🤕

we used to be a proper country..

so earlier @/haopics posted this fun little thread of rosin demographics, like what gender, job, fav song/album, 2nd bias, etc is popular among rosins. super cute n just a fun interactive thing for the subfandom to have, right?? right….????😓

well no.. dont forget u cant laugh or smile in zeroseville they will jinjja slaughter u😕 the issue started when queerosins started making twts about the sexuality portion of the survey, all of which were clearly unserious..?

there qrts were filled w these, and this was genuinely the worst i could find. no one LITERALLY no one was taking it seriously. like as a straight person if u see this and feel inherently offended then we need to run it back bc this is not any form of oppression..? as long as ur not an akgae, not HOMOPHOBIC, streaming his music and supporting him, trust me no1 actually gaf if ure a hetero rosin its just ironic. these twts shouldnt bother u?? maybe giggle at them a little? “im so sorry you have straight fans” should NOT have u pressed enough to tweet sht like this☠:

whats it finna play.. WOAH🤕 when ur in a dramatic competition and ur opponent is a straight rosin.. “remember you cry on the streets to be respected”????????????? hello?????? discriminaton where exactly???? hao would block n report u all actually bc resorting to casually homophobia in response to satirical tweets made by a minority group is insane.. when u stan this man??

what happened to like idol like fans?? like erm.. yall really sitting here upset over “heterophobia” coming from the fans of the heterophobe founding father himself.. idk maybe sit down and think long and hard abt who u stan🤕 best of luck w that

LMFAOO THIS PERSON GMFU. please.. ples.. stop it… i am criiyng… Hao is my bias he is never gay pls… stop spreading rumours please……im tire of people saying he is home of sexual… he is chinese…..😓

there were were also some people who felt it was a bad idea to have the sexuality section included at all, bc its “no one’s business”:

but it was a public survey..? wdym none of ur business when people obviously offered this information up😭 and "did yall ever see him for his talent" is a crazy thing to say in this context like what are u even talking abt dawg🫤 i guess zeroseville has gotten to a point where even talking abt sexuality has become discourse fuel. this is just so unserious like it shouldnt be a problem to mention and joke abt orientation without someone getting mad. yall speculate about the jebes sexualities constantly, hao in particular actually, and if thats not a touchy subject then why is this?? and why was yall's go to response ACTUAL homophobia like..

but out of everyone i feel so bad for haopics like they just wanted to do a fun thing for their subfandom and look what happened,, that dec survey def aint happening after yall pulled this nonsense😭

bottom line everyone needs to unclench and smile a little (challenge level IMPOSSIBLE for zerosetwt)🤕

[c l o s e t a b ?] ◀ ⇨ akgaepop.com

[justtra]

Random Theories Pt. 3🔎

DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY!!!

Disclaimer: Just for Fun 🤣

All from what i noticed!!

I wouldn't trust mercury in 3rd, pretty sure they liars 3 = gemini *mercury is at home*

I noticed fire mercuries blurt stuff without thinking & be arguing for no reason sometimes.. yall are ANNOYING!!! 🔥💀

I noticed Scorpio risings really look like a bird or a crow 🐦😂

I noticed male virgo risings have a small tiny square box face 📦 ...maybe women too🔎

I noticed pisces risings look like a weird type of angelic fish or fish w/ skin issues face 🐟

i noticed Sagittarius risings have nice grins or a half smile 😃😊 ... 😂❤

I noticed Aries risings love showing off their forehead... selflove the best love 🐏❤

🎭 Capricorn risings look serious/sad to the point y'all act like y'all have a sad story you been itching to tell someone?...😒😂

I anyone notice these Aquarius risings also has a big forehead & head shape similar to virgo risings ... Strange 💀😕

I noticed male Leo risings look like they need a beard or they already have one... Some cut their head & facial hair off... 💀😂

I noticed that Libra ascendants do flake on ppl.. struggling w/ confrontation so u flake on them.. STOP PEOPLE PLEASING 😂❤

Julez has the same rising sign as beyonce wow...✨LIBRA RISINGS✨ ..her nephew 🐝

All the pisces moons i was friends w/ did drugs a.k.a smoke/drink... Pls STOP💀

I noticed rising signs i met in my 6th & 8th house i hate how they appear to me (1st meetings) & being friends with those risings signs did not end well... It was horrible 👎💀

Then later i found out only get along well w/ rising signs trines or in my 1st, 5th or 9th 👍

The 7th house synastry is an love & hate relationship/friendship *ANY PLACEMENT*

Idk if im crazy but two ppl venus conjunct my ascendant secretly had a crush on me ... I knew ... & kinda scared 💀

Some words i used, u can google/search...

That's All Folks, Have a Great Pisces Season ♓😃!

[mrs-monaghan]

https://www.tumblr.com/mrs-monaghan/717309932449497088/jkks-continue-to-be-annoying-and-stupid-do-yall?source=share

you already talk about this on your blog so i'm surprised you seem so shocked lol, but yeah some people are selfish and ruin things

this also makes me even more mad about what happened with jk's (and somewhat jm's) gym a couple months ago 😕

No I meant I didn't know why Kjikookers stopped trusting us. 😂😂😂 it was before my time

[yeonola]

MALE Y/N x MALE HYBRID

Pure

Yall I just wanna say i am so sorry for this but there isnt any other character who would do this specific thing, M SORRY.

warnings: pee (STOP I ALR KNOW ITS BAD IM SORRY just give it a chance, just wait.😭😭), consensual non-consent, innocent, corruption, cock warming, dacryphilia and edging.

Once again i fr do apologise for one scene like js hear me out i beg, ive been rly wanting to write this scene for a while JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE😕 It wont be that bad😁

________________MINORS DNI 18+________________

It had been a while ever since I took in this hybrid, a month to be exact, he gets along with all of my friends and they all love him too. He is extremely clingy and his favourite question that he somehow picked up from our english lessons is, ‘When are you coming home?’.

Trust me, I never taught him that.

I finished folding mine and his clothes as he was peacefully taking a nap on the sofa.

He looked like an angel as he slept. But we all know that its cliche for him to turn out to be a hot mess in bed. Not exactly.

Along with the talking lessons, I also give him what he calls his ‘special lessons’.

I introduced him to a few things that he wanted to be let in on at the dinner we were having with my friends.

During his ‘special lessons’ he would often be open to trying new things out, but on the occasion he would be slightly scared. He knows his safe words and what his limits are so far.

One day he asked me if it was normal to do ‘stuff’ in his slumbers. I said no but as long as he gives consent then its usually okay. He nodded happily and said he would want to try that out.

Well its definitely a thing…to do something with consent but make it seem like there is no consent included. I did think about it for quite a while, contemplating if its actually a thing thats okay to do.

Before bed he always says goodnight and slips in ‘you can do it!’ then cheekily runs away.

Maybe I just might try this out now. I walked over to the lounge and peered over the sofa that he slept on for his daily naps.

His faced was scrunched in what seemed like discomfort. Like he was having a bad dream, I was tempted to wake him but it would end up failing. He hates being woken in his sleep and will sometimes purposely ignore you just to get that extra but of sleep he needs.

I walked around the comforter and sat in front of him. He must be having some thoughts, that most definitely explained the visible print that shown through his pyjama pants.

I lifted up his shirt as he looked a little bloated. A small pouch just near his hips.

Thats why he looks so uncomfortable. He needs to pee but I assume he’s too deep in his sleep for that… What should I do?

I laid my head and arm on his stomach. I closed my eyes and got a little more comfortable on his stomach.

That was until I felt a warm liquid slowly pool around his crotch.

My eyes widened, I wont lie, I was pretty mesmerised. This is very weird though, he should be awake by the wet feeling…

I decided to be daring and pressed down on his stomach even harder. He whined and groaned lazily in his sleep.

Pulling down his boxers and pyjama pants, his leaking cock stood proud, his piss continuing to dribble out of him.

I wrapped my hand around his length, his dick twitching in response. Slowly but surely I began to stroke him as my other hand laid on his lower stomach and continued to press down.

Every now and then he would let out small but needy moans.

His eyes were fluttering after awhile, almost as if he wanted to come out of his slumber just to feed into you.

I flicked my wrist and rubbed over his tip with my thumb, he was starting to shake, nearing to his orgasm.

I removed my hand from his dick, “Please, carry on..I liked it.” his eyes were open and his cheeks were extremely flushed.

“Why am I wet?” I smiled as he sat up.

“You had an accident. Come sit, ill finish you off,” I sat beside him and watched him place himself on my lap.

Maybe I should edge him today…I grabbed his cock and he flinched slightly. As i stroked him, he was beginning to grind on my lap, causing me to become hard as well.

He moaned as he tried to get himself off on my clothed thigh as well as using my hand. “Lift up.” he whined and hovered over my thigh whilst I unbuttoned my pants and took out my dick.

I put two fingers in his mouth and used that to lube his ass so he wouldn’t be going through much pain.

I guided his hips down onto my cock so that he could just sit there.

He got quite restless just sitting there and not having any movement, he moaned and whined each time i flicked over his sore pink nipples.

“Y/n I need more, please move!” he whinged and began trying to move himself up and down but I steadied him with placing my hands on his hips.

“I will allow you to move when you learn to be patient to get your pleasure.” he has already came a few times and he was pretty worn out.

He moved around a little and there he came again.

I heard sniffling from him as i couldnt see the front of him. I continued to rub his dick until he truly couldn’t take it anymore.

“Y/n p-please its too much, help me!” he sobbed and whined. It was getting a bit much for me too so i decided to do something about it.

I got him on his knees with his hands dug into the comforter. I thrusted into him slowly, each one easily making him cry even harder.

Soon enough I was pounding into him, hitting his g-spot making him basically scream.

I felt my upcoming release as the sound of his cries, moans and our skin slapping together echoed through our walls. His insides squeezing around me making my climax come even further.

Clear cum was pooling out of him, obvious that he was finished and fully ‘emptied’ out.

I squeezed my eyes shut as I came inside of him. Pulling out of him and watching the small trail of cum that it left behind after pulling out. He collapsed onto the sofa and sniffed.

Coming down after all of that…he certainly wasn’t as pure as before.

ONCE AGAIN I AM SO SORRY. (My motivation to write this during the end went so downhill sorry it was rushed)

I would feel robbed if i were u, i missed out chunks😭 sorry im too tired

[leossmoonn]

i cant stop omg

house hunting w matt is just as insane as it sounds. he wld be so specific ab so many things (even the smallest thing wld make him not want the house anymore) but then you find THE house

4 bedroom 2.5 bath w a big backyard and a small office space AND a huge kitchen

as soon as he walks into the door he's like "oh yeah this is the one" and youre like "babe we JUST walked in the door" "trust me. this is the one."

3 months later yall are *cough* breaking in every room of your new home

Dude bc he wants it to be perfect and it’s so funny bc you’re like “why does the look matter so much to you?”

And he’s like “I just want the best home for my wife and kids 😤😤”

No bc if a house has ONE faulty pipe he is outta there. Like if the kitchen space isn’t big enough for you to do your work, he is gone.

Ugh and the little last sentence 😭 I assume you’re talking abt sex, yes?

OMG AND YOURE LIKE “Matt the table is chipped bc of us 😕 we need a new house”

He’s like “NO ITS OKAY! It gives the house character and we already have great memories bc of it”

You’re like “yeah memories of us breaking the corner of the island table…”

I feel like you guys damage the kitchen a lot… bc you spend a lot of time in there and Matt is always horny bc well, he has the world’s most sexiest wife. So yeah there’s usually a huge ass mess waiting to be cleaned up 😭

The kitchen isn’t only useful for making food…

[maximotts]

https://www.tumblr.com/maximotts/715868533283831808/popping-in-real-fast-to-ask-if-would-yall-would?source=share

ummm...yes please feed us 🙈

I would very much like to, trust me! Life isn’t giving me time to write lately 😕