Soap: So whatโs for dinner?
Ghost: I canโt tell you, itโs a soup-prise!
Soap: โฆ
Soap: Is it soup?
Ghost: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Soap: Please, enough with the soup puns, Lt!
Ghost: Wow, youโre soup-per mean, Johnny.
Soap: STOP!
*one hour later*
Soap: Itโs fucking fish and chips?!?!?!
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