#I would die for my own cat

[nahlonven]

A list of things I love about my cat

Idk I love my cat sm and her dumb little antics. Toast is her name <3

 -Seems thankful about anything we buy her (minus anything that has catnip in it)  - Likes to lay on my shoulder(s)

 - Follows me around like a little duckling

 - Will stay in the bathroom with me when I take massive dumps 

 - Likes to yell at me in the mornings and stretch upwards for pats

 - Her vocalness in general

 - Random splits whenever she plays

 - Casually STANDS in the corner when she takes a shit???

 - When she cuddles on my chest when we watch a movie <3

- Her random spot of white fur on her leg 

- When she sits on top of the fridge when I do dishes

- When she for some reason smacks the water running from the sink

- When she ZOOMS

- When you throw her toy and she goes to bring it back to you to throw it again

- Has no interest on going outside unless either me or my dad are out there

Anyway here is my dumb little cat and I hope you love her too <3

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking childhood friend!sugu thoughts 😔😔

[wenamedthedogkylo]

"Yeah, actually... did you need help with pulling that stick outta your ass?"

— Auggie James cementing himself into my heart for all eternity

[beansnpeets]

I want so badly to support rescues, but why do they all have to be so #ad*ptd*ntsh*p??? Like please let me fucking support you without having to hear that you don't think my purebred dog should exist and that all purebred animals are bad and breeders are all evil!!!! We can fucking coexist! It doesn't have to be like this!

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

james bond type movie where they find the villains lair and the villain has a really cute adorable cat on their lap and after invesitgating for a little while they find out that the villain isnt the human. but actually, the human has been doing everything while mind controlled by the cat. the cute little cat is the true villain. she loves killing and murder and figured out how to mindcontrol her human because she doesnt have opposable thumbs. the human is like in a trance whenever theyre around the cat where all coherend thought disappears and they can only do the cats bidding. they will sacrificce themselves to save the cat without a moments hesitation. is this anything

[muninnhuginn]

feeling so normal about li bing and qiu qingzhi btw

[dirtytransmasc]

self indulgent got concept.

Ned brings Jon home, Cat hates the boy, everything stays the same... until Robert Baratheon is charging through the halls of Winterfell looking for the babe, ready to butcher the poor thing where he lay helpless in his cradle.

in a matter of moments Catelyn learns three things:

The babe was never a bastard, Ned had only lied to her to protect Jon, and that she would die before she let Robert lay a finger on the babe she'd previously wished death upon.

cue Catelyn Stark snatching Jon from his cradle, holding him, protecting him, loving him as she would her own son, risking it all to keep him safe, all care for herself thrown to the wind.

like they say, what a mother's love holds no bounds, and what it makes her capable of had no limits.

[khamomile-kitty]

lol it’s not getting better it’s getting worse! I am lonely and in pain! teehee!

[lesbiansanemi]

WARNING FOR ANIMAL DEATH/MUTILATION IN THE TAGS

I think I’ve figured out why it’s the stuff with my cats that gets me the most viscerally upset when it comes to my roommate and I think I need to tell him why that is… we had a talk and he apologized for a lot of stuff but I just feel like I need to explain why I react so intensely to him hating my cats/wanting me to get rid of them

[faaun]

i think i actually owe my life to sony's noise cancelling headphones like quite literally

[whilomm]

telling ppl what ur into when they ask for Gift Giving Reasons is such a fucking minefield sometimes when ur an opinionated ass bitch. i cant tell ppl "oh alice in wonderland is my favorite book" what if they buy me something with that used car salesman looking fucking disney flesh cat. i would have to pretend to enjoy the flesh cat!!!

[girls4etho]

ok here ^_^ bookshelves. i took a bunch id never read or been interested in out so i could finally fit in most of the books that before had just been sitting on the shelves (like new irish race still is. but that deserves pride of place anyway). not pictured is the shelf full of books i dont have thr courage/will to throw out but also dont want to look at (ie. um. my cassandra clare collection and a few others)

[drabbleswithdragons]

I'm allergic to so many foods there may literally be no feeding tube formula that I can have ahahaha

[vole-mon-amour]

In all fairness, if people that I called friends and trusted to be by my side plotted behind my back and then betrayed me by 1) trying to kill me the first time (moxxi, i swear to god—) 2) when that didn't work, semi trying to kill or at least injure me by punching an entire vault relic into my face so hard that it left a burning scar and only one seeing eye, I, too, probably would call them bandits and want revenge. Lilith got it easy with the collar Jack made her wear for, like, one hour at worst.

[wander-wren]

📝?

If you could make one AU canon, what would it be?

oh SO many. so many. but i think AU where clear sky was never redeemed and is the main bad guy of the series. which is impossible bc he is introduced in arc 5 but i really really want it and it makes so much sense.

they could tie it into skyclan’s exile! he could be overseeing all the dark forest stuff! if we want to lean hard into my version of the AU, eldritch clear sky who created/caused the creation of the dark forest!! it would also be thematically appropriate then for him to face off with the other founders in the great battle, a reenactment of the first battle way back in dotc. and it could be interesting with the whole “embrace what you find in the shadows, for only they can clear the sky” thing and skyclan’s return in general—their founder was EVIL, how can we just let them come back?

plus i just love dotc and i want it to have more relevance. i know why it doesn’t, but i still want.

[devotedlystrangewizard]

every single day i log onto this app with hannibal on the brain is one day closer to my inevitably 5k word essay on the similarities and differences between zenoswol & hannigram. these are not at all related but they are both part of my special interests so they are now