#I’m laughing so hard at this

[real-total-drama-takes]

https://www.tumblr.com/real-total-drama-takes/735315237365071872/httpswwwtumblrcomreal-total-drama-takes73530

I feel nauseous. How could you say this AGAIN. Out of all the terrible and extremely wrong Catnon takes on here, this is the only one that has made me consider blocking the tag. I could have ignored you. I had laughed at your posts. I had liked them, even, in the way that they were so fucking stupid I found them pleasant to look at. This is not the same. You have been blessed with anonymity on this blog, given the opportunity to whisper your deepest but most heartfelt true thoughts, only to bastardize and pollute everything we built together. I don’t care if it’s bait, or even ironic. I have a love for irony, an appreciation that overrules most distaste. But you cannot slaughter a man and paint “satire” in his blood. I will not block you. I will not leave yet. But I will never forget what you said. You have made an enemy, Catnon, but I find it more significant what you have made yourself into.

Also wrong+L+ratio+go fuck yourself

Mod Courtney. You are also WRONG. But that’s ok because I like you and your understand that it is not acceptable. Thank you!

Ok byeee

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okay what did I do??

[athetos]

After Serge transforms back into himself, where did he get his clothes from?? Did Lynx just rip his clothes off right after they swapped bodies to don his edgelord vampire outfit? Were they just sitting in a pile on the fucking floor?

[birf]

been a WEEK

[avastyetwats]

Izzy in this Christmas themed thread:

@izzyeffinhands 😂😂

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

Bible via ig

[thepaleelf]

Sorry saw your post and immediately had to create this. I could just hear it in his voice.

thank you… i think?

[millenianthemums]

Bill’s been around like 10 times longer than this universe has. But he’s never had a best friend to goof around and play terrible video games with, so some experiences are still new to him.

[starstruckodysseys]

i know i sound like a broken record at this point but god i love liv so much

[cuntmand]

possibly the funniest thing in this season of bridgerton is when colin comes to comfort penelope after lady whistledown writes about them and she says something like “oh, it would’ve been suspicious had she not written about it”, like ??? yes, penelope, that is SUCH a normal thing to say to someone who doesn’t even suspect you to be lady whistledown 😭😭😭

[snufkinofficial]

imagine if you told someone you were in love with him and he was like sorry. I have to go reform the two party system

[shepscapades]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[whatshehassaid]

I’m sorry, Louis’ face here fucking kills me. The way he looks between Armand and Daniel (with Armand giving Daniel HARD come hither vibes) makes me cackle every time I see it

(Also if anyone knows who’s gif this is lemme know… cause I want to credit them)

[kittykatthetacodemon]

I too want to be so gay and in love that my relationship is part of an “institutional problem” and the actual Metatron, Voice of God, has to come down from heaven on high to stealth break us up because the miracles we do together are too strong. Power couple

[armorangels]

the way these two constantly had to touch/be in proximity to one another is pretty homo if you ask me

[the-apology-dance]

I LIVE FOR BOOK AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY

Apparently in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are implied to be a gay couple MANY TIMES.

A girl at Warlock’s birthday party calls Aziraphale a faggot.

Anathema automatically assumes that Crowley and Aziraphale are a gay couple after Crowley says “Goodnight miss. Get in, Angel.” to Aziraphale

Also, One scene I wish would’ve been acted out as it is in the book is when they both get shot with the paintball guns. How it happens in the book is Aziraphale ends up FALLING BACKWARDS INTO A RHODODENDRON BUSH and Crowley sinks down on a statue.

Crowley believes he is bleeding YELLOW and DYING and instead of, ya know, helping Aziraphale UP AS HIS ANGEL HAS JUST SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS INTO A BUSH, HE JUST CHOOSES TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH AS WELL, BELIEVING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH BIOLOGY. Aziraphale tells Crowley it hurt and it hit him under his ribs, which he brushes off TO ASK IF ANGELS BLEED BLUE.

Aziraphale proceeds to the same self examination as Crowley.

Crowley only figures out it is PAINT when he TASTES IT. They conclude it is PAINT.

6000 years on earth, and these idiots don’t know what a paintball gun is.

I LOVE THESE IDIOTS.

(EDIT: how did this post get so many likes???😆)

[gloomy-prince]

me seeing a RAINBOW! comment in a language I don’t speak: Hm I wonder what this says let me just pull out Google translate

That doesn’t seem quite right let me just

Ah