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cillixn · 11 months

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#oh my god are you actually joking rn #oh i’m gonna be SICK #PLSSS HES SO PRETTY 😭😭😭#cillian murphy

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feeble-minded-little-gay · 1 year

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the girls are fightingggg

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#anyway people keep making this joke and I’m tired of keeping my silence jskdkfj #guys this actually happened listen I’m sega🤨#also I plan on drawing more screenshots this show is so pretty aaaaaaa #sonadow #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #shadow the hedgehog #my art

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foursaints · 2 months

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tall evan is just so wrong. he cant be absolutely insane and lacking all ethics whatsoever AND over 6ft. he is a SHORT LOSER and that is the TRUTH

tall evan rosier is a hilarious concept if you think about it because like. anemia-pale and spindly-limbed? lacking ethics and social cues? AND tall?that’s not your magical surgeon anymore that’s slenderman. he’s arriving at the death eater meeting like “collect my pages”

#a #yeah i think his characterization hits better if he is an impotent little pretty ephebe (the same height as his sister)#but i’m not MASSIVELY OPPOSED to slenderman-looking evan just so long as he and barty are lanky4lanky #seeing evan loom over short barty feels like seeing one of those overbred lapdog breeds with breathing problems #STOP IT YOURE KILLING HIM #<- this is all jokes i appreciate any and all rosekiller content i love our beautiful world

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chalamet-chalamet · 11 months

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💥 Timothée Chalamet for SNL (11/11/23) 💥

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #ok I’m heading to bed now #some pretty good content but at what cost #then they had to go joke about genocide #so tone deaf and cruel honestly #November 11 #saturday night live #snl

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happypeachsludgeflower · 6 months

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XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.

HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.

A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.

WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!

#I’m pretty sure it’s a dick joke guys #mxtx absotluly would but idk if that’s a dick reference in China as well #mxtx does like her dick jokes or at least she did in svsss with cucumber bro and airplane bro #I’m not well versed in Chinese dick puns unfortunately tho so while it’s absolutely a dick joke here I have no clue if it is there #I feel like it should be because it feels like such an obvious joke #and yea I did notice it the first time I watched but I didn’t think to make a post about it til now #it’s kinda a double pun dick joke too #one eyed (snake) AND the sword!!#it’s absolutely a dick joke #i refuse to believe otherwise #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng x xie lian #mtxt #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf #tgcf novel #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf spoilers #tgcf season 2 #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing

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pearlwingdraws · 1 year

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I thought I’d posted this before but I can’t find it so here’s a meme that is so obscure

#my art #uhhh idk it’s jsut so I can find it idk if I consider a shitty meme I made art akkdkd #great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #Moby dick #Moby dick a musical reckoning #Dave Malloy #malloysicals #such strange gravity #idk man I don’t think ANYONE knows abt that song cycle #like most of these songs have under 300 views and I’m pretty confident that I’m half of them no joke #Manik Choksi #Nick Choksi

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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months

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I’ve deadass somehow misplaced my copy of book 1. which isn’t really a problem but is genuinely perplexing. like bro where did it go. I wasn’t even referencing it. this room isn’t that big i legit pulled out the mattress to see if it’d fallen into the cracks

#kotlc #if one of you borrowed it just say so I promise I won’t be mad #but like jokes aside I’m genuinely confused #I had flashback and the gn out why is book 1 missing #my rooms fairly small. Very full. but I keep it pretty organized #like. there’s not many places for it to hide #the universe is gonna clown on me and as soon as I post this it’ll magically appear #but I swear it’s been like 15 minutes #where did it GO

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jalluzas-ferney · 6 months

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OKOK WHAT IF LEGO IS TRYING TO FOOL US AN PUR WYLDFIRE IN THE SUBTITLES TO FOOL US BECAUSE THEYRE FUNNY GOOFY JOKERS HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH YEAH I THINK THATA IT YEAH YEAH YEAH

#I’m losing it #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dr #ok but jokes aside it doesn’t actually bother me lol #that’s actually pretty cute #they better make it good tho 💀 but lol I’m much more hyped now like I wanna see how this goes so bad #like the intrigue #and good for her #good for her #but like #how #like out of everyone #I expected wyldfire going after no one #but ok 😭 I mean let’s see if it’s even real REAL after al #and if it is #they better not fuck this up omfg what if they mis characterize her 😨

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whereismyhat5678 · 10 months

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GETTING ONE DOODLE IN TODAY YESSSS!!!! 👏💥👏💥👏💥

Okay, not too long ago I was messing around with C.AI and I was talking to Anton as Gustavo (wanted to see what he thought of Gus-) and the ass-hole kept calling him The Monopoly Man from the way I described him. He also kept calling him short names which I thought was kinda funny but I think someone like Gustavo would get a bit upset after a while…don’t you think?

(Also bonus under. A little bit dark I think?)

He got fed up with it.

#Pizza Tower #ANTONBLAST #ANTONBALL #It’s been a while since I drew Anton on the tablet so *cracks knuckles* I’m pretty proud of how it turned out 😎#Last one I thought would be funnier but I didn’t like how it turned out. But it’s fine 🤷‍♀️#Also C.AI Anton is pretty funny- I can mess with his ass hell yeah 💪💪#ALSO- as much as I love Gustavo been this lovable guy I think he’d get mad if someone were to belittle him about his height #Of course Anton’s just trying to joke around but he sounds like a dick about it y’know?#(Don’t tell someone to do this please. This is meant to be a joke. If they’re in on it though I guess it’s fine I think?)

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marty--party · 23 days

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A for … ABSTRACT

uh i don’t get it … it’s just a bunch of lines and colors?

#martyn art #this guy is so shapes and colors <3<3<3 #the caption is a joke btw i absolutely love abstraction & cubism #i think the insp is pretty obvious but kudos to you if you know the exact piece i’m referencing. congrats you paid attention in art history #i've seen people make abstract or surrealist fanart & i've always wanted to try it :)#i actually wanted to be based on a wassily kandinsky piece but i didn’t have a lot of time :/ maybe in the future #kiyotaka ishimaru #danganronpa #trigger happy havoc #kiyotakaweek2024

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lovekenney · 9 months

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Sad girl - Lana del Rey // Wikipedias definition of attachment disorder // class of 2023 - mitski // Wikipedias definition of motherhood // Norman fucking rockwell! - Lana del Rey // daddy issues - the neighborhood // Wiktionary definition of sisterhood // Wikipedias definition of sisterhood // this is what makes us girls - Lana del rey // Wikipedias definition of Anger in betrayal

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frnkiebby · 2 months

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HAPPY RAY TORO BIRTHDAY

i have Raybies pls i am not okay i love him so fucking much 😭😭😭

happy birthday ray fucking toro~🎃

#yes i’m proud of my Raybies joke #and i do bite so it’s perfect #frnkiebby #geewaysgreendayhoodie #ray toro #happy birthday ray toro i love you #pretty motherfucker #mcr #my chemical romance #mcrmy #my chem #ray of sunshine

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cr1m3-sc3n3 · 24 days

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I wish I was prettier

#hell is a teenage girl #girlhood #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lana del rey #this is a girlblog #female hysteria #this is what makes us girls #i wish i was joking #i wish i was pretty #i hate my body #im just a girl #i hate my brain #i wish i was small #s3lf hate #i’m so fat #im so ugly

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toniodarling · 3 months

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Being schizophrenic is so fucking stupid like. Okay I know walking alone when it’s dark is scary. But you know what’d make this even scarier? They’re there, they’re everywhere and they’re especially behind you. I know you can’t see them but what if they’re there lol

#NOT EVEN A VENT I just can’t take my problems seriously and I like being overdramatic about them #If I’m gonna be schizophrenic it better be on MY OWN TERMS and I get to make unfunny jokes about it #I was literally just trying to pee and I looked out the window while washing my hands #It’s all black and my fuckass brain goes 'lmao Gabriel from TMC is gonna show up if you don’t hurry'#Actually schizophrenia could be helpful for my slow ass taking my sweet time doing literally anything #Oh yeah I’m in Fr*nce so pretty much any type of post will be slow for a while #schizophrenia #psychotic disorders #schizophrenic disorder #actually schizophrenic #actually psychotic

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clownboyskingdom · 4 months

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So. So so sick today. Here’s a video of our resident pine marten getting freed from the dumpster after accidentally getting locked in

#his name is Paul and while he is very much a Wild Animal he’s pretty socialized and chill #there’s an old dude here who I always see riding a motorized skateboard he made with a joint in his mouth #and I saw him outside one day and he made this clicking noise with his throat #and the pine marten just like. came right up to him and chilled on the bench #apparently every night he brings it snacks and he’s trying to train him a bit #my right tonsil is a Balloon #my muscles are sore from this last week (mud season is no joke but we are Fulfilled)#last night I fell asleep at 8 pm. then I woke up at 2 am. then 3. then 5. then 7. then 2 pm #I wanna write. I wanna draw. but I’m so high on pain meds and The Devils Lettuce #clownboy decree #clowns zoo

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turtleblogatlast · 3 months

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Almost done with this comic, just wanna check with any Spanish speakers out there…

Does this make sense:

EDIT: SOLVED thank you so much stellararrow and dianagj-art <3

#I no joke spent hours looking all over to make sure it made sense but I’m STILL not convinced #if anyone can lmk if it works I would so greatly appreciate it #the comic itself is pretty much done I just wanna make sure this part makes sense before I post #THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE HELP!!

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