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thegoblinwitchqueen · 2 months

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I’m drawing Astarion and I wanna draw his peepee but I keep getting embarrassed and erasing it

But I’m gonna try again and just—hope for the best

#shanny speaks #I’m literally 31 years old #i have a boyfriend #I’ve literally had sex #why am i so embarrassed #I swear this is holding me back from being a great artist

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detentiontrack · 16 days

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why would i ask for sex advice from a swiftie amphibia fan

#THIS IS SO FUNNY #I’ve been having a bad day and now I’m crying laughing #despite literally everything about me I have had sex before #thank you for the laugh anon #I love you #ok to rb #asks #anon #fave

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m4ndysk4nkovich · 6 months

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something i will never be able to recover from is the fact that debbie gallagher and mandy milkovich, two characters who both oversexualized themselves and thought that their bodies were the only thing that made them worth anything, are often talked about in the fandom as “annoying, but i like them because they’re hot”.

#mandy and debbie were both deep down just hurt little girls who were afraid of being lonely and were never paid attention to #mandy sexualized herself most likely as a result of her sa #and debbie did it because literally nobody paid attention to her and she thought that if she had sex with people they’d stay with her #and maybe i’m just projecting because i’ve done that for the same reasons that they both did #but it’s so infuriating when people only like them because they’re hot because that’s literally just ignoring both of their storylines #and i’m tired of women only being liked because they’re ‘hot’#i can GUARANTEE you that if you go on tiktok and search for edits of debbie gallagher seasons 8-11 you’ll see a caption that’s like:#i hate her but she’s so hot #like what the actual fuck #shameless #debbie gallagher #mandy milkovich #i may be projecting a bit but still

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castielsarmpit · 3 months

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That angel literally stitched dean back together piece by piece and branded his soul permanently claiming a piece of it,

But no he couldn’t possibly be in love with him?!?

That’s crazy talk!!!

#okay gayboy #not the profound bond #The handprint is literally more gay than any gay sex I’ve ever had #you ever brand a man soul and are irrevocably changed by him and your deep profound love is the thing that kills you #Lazarus rising #spn 4x01 #that shit is so wild #destiel #Castiel

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szczylpierdolony · 2 months

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wish i had the balls to get a sugar daddy

#like this is sth i’ve had on my mind since i was 16 and now feel like i’m running out of time to try bc they’re always looking for someone #in their early 20s #but 1. idk if i could successfully have sex with a cis guy #like i wouldn’t freak out or anything but idk if i could even get any type of turned on #2. worried about safety like this is just a random person you meet on the internet that’s likely physically stronger than you and it freaks #me out a little bit #3. i’m not attractive and i have body hair i wouldn’t be willing to get rid of #4. i don’t think i could spend time with someone i dislike personality wise and i tend to not like cishet men even if it’s just chit chat #5. how would i hide it from my parents (and possibly friends bc i think some could be weird abt it too)#6 . i’m literally just a pussy who’s afraid to try #but idk it seems like sth that’d be decently convenient #and yeah ig i could try looking for a sugar mommy but the likelihood of finding one are much slimmer plus i’m really fucking unattractive #and i think a man would be more likely to deal with it #📓

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wikipediary · 1 month

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Don’t wanna be ‘friends’ (using this term extremely loosely) with this one girl i’m in the same cohort/course with…her belief system + the way she perceives other people and the world is so…i cannot think of a better word so: SHUDDERING. but she’s friends with my circle of cohort/friends so she’ll always be in my circle…?

#she cheated with her ex when her ex already had a new girlfriend and she didn’t feel any remorse at all #she justified her cheating by saying sex is just sex w/her ex & that she wanted her ex’s gf (which she hasn’t even met or known) to feel the #(same things she did hurt; betrayed; cheated on) and i’m like. you’re a fucking cheater? that’s so horrible for you to do?#you don’t even know this girl? she came to be with ur ex in an appropriate way? wdym she deserves to be cheated on because you did…#BY ANOTHER MAN? not even this specific ex?#literally so insane. and she’s like: im going to therapy blah blah blah but clearly you lack the respect and consciousness #me and my friend who listened to her said that she should confess that they cheated with each other to the poor girl but she’s like…#‘not my business’ uhm the fuck it is? you were a third party. and saying that the boy should be the one confessing…uhm WHY NOT U BOTH?#and their relationship (ex and girl) CONTINUED even after the fact and they broke up only recently (early march) and idk if the girl knew #like. truly. i’ve never met someone so incredibly…vile? i guess? what’s a better word for it 😭#and what’s also so inappropriate about her is that she has like a bf and she keeps droning on about her ex like rent free in her mind #keeps flirting w other men; looking at them and saying she has crushes and all that and want to make a move. like. YOU HAVE A BF?#i don’t wanna be near someone like that. and what’s unfortunate is my close friend is close with her so i’m a ‘friend’ BY association #and that friend of mine also can’t disentangle herself from her bec she’s her first ever friend in uni lmao. so there’s sentimentality there #& we talked abt this w each other; how disappointing it was for her to be like that. and how my friend feels she’s complacent in being okay #with cheating (but she’s not) and i’m like…ugh.#probably one of the worst people i’ve ever met i’m so sorry to say that genuinely. when i’m with her in a grp (i NEVER hang out w her alone)#i feel like my principles r being hijacked and violated and being engulfed by something i’ve kept myself away from lol

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illuminatireject · 2 months

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I’ve just fucked the most beautiful trans woman

#this isn’t true I fucked her yesterday but still #well she fucked me but still #I mean she literally picked me up and threw me around like it was nothing #I’ve had 2/3 people I’ve fucked do that I didn’t know it was like A Thing #sorry everyone had to share (brag)#‘don’t you do anything other than have sex? post about something else’ I just fuck and study ok? I don’t have time for much else #we’re going to continue meeting up as fwb #like actual fwb and not just hookups #AND she was in my major (or a very similar one) and gives me tips on my classes :)#⭐️#mdni #tmi

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bisexualalienss · 3 months

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anyways it’s almost been a YEAR since anyone kissed me!!! a hate crime!!!!

#and almost year since i had sex 😔#also. is it weird i’ve literally had sex with everyone i’ve ever kissed. that’s not normal right #i’m in a mood today sorry

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lycan-subscribe · 3 months

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you knowwwww i’m getting desperate when i start to even vaguely reconsider downloading tinder again

#THAT PLACE IS A CESSPOOL.#like it is just not the way to form the kind of connections i’d like to make even with people i might just be having casual sex with #like idk i don’t like judging who’s ~worthy~ of talking to based on an incredibly shallow online dating profile #i’d rather just find people i actually vibe with and make connections that naturally lead to mutual attraction #but jesus christ i don’t know if it’s just me but it’s so much easier said than done #anyway. it’s been literal years since i’ve had sex im going fucking apeshit over here

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beefbroganoff · 4 months

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The idea of ‘I would never sexualize my friends’ is really weird to me bc in this mindset where you would never so much as THINK a sexual thought about a stranger, much less someone you ALREADY ENJOY THE COMPANY OF!!!! how do you think you will ever grow into a consensual sexual relationship??? Being friends is like step 1 of caring enough to want to put your dick and/or hole in or around someone? It’s like reverse friendzone theory or something

#also even if actually having sex isn’t in the cards it’s okay to say your friends are sexy if that’s something they comfortably engage with #I have friends that are sexy #compliments are nice #literally it’s just ‘do you view sex with respect or do you still internalize that it’s shameful and humiliating’#alright that’s enough airing of my own shit I’ve had to better myself and get over. for now

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clingylilhoneybee · 1 year

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Soooo I can’t cry during sex but I think it’d be really cute to try n prove me wrong 🥰

#like it’s weird #I literally just can’t #but I wanna 🥺🥺#brain is jus like ‘nope is not cry time’#or the second I do cry I just immediately drop #bc I think my brain only associated sex n crying with drops #because I’ve only had like once where tears hit before drop #and many many times the other way around

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lacharcutiere · 1 year

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i’m alive n i’m 20 n i beat teen pregnancy <33 (my bday was last friday and i had an existential crisis the night before at 11:30 pm about being in my 20s and accidentally got way too high to feel less weird about it) (and then i almost blacked out the night of)

enjoy this pic of my bday cake, made by urs truly

also i wanna get back to writing on here bc i haven’t rly written anything that’s not a philosophy paper in a hot minute !! lowk i have less time/attention span now but if u have any requests (esp for hcs!!) send em my way:)

#it says “we” bc i share a bday w one of my uni friends !!#it was on friday n we partied and i think i went a lil too hard bc i was dead all weekend #or maybe being in my 20s just means i actually get hangovers now #feeling: old #anyway holy shit i can’t believe i’ve had this blog since i was like 17 and now i’m officially a 20something #also i got offered bday sex and didn’t take the offer bc my apartment is a disaster 💀#im literally the damn bitch u live like this meme

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heartshpedfx · 2 years

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#funnier considering dee’s sex and the city fantasy #which i’ve never seen #god could you imagine life if frank had been in season one #like #what a fucking Weird Season it would’ve been #i remember watching season one for the first time and like actively rooting against frank #i hated him i thought he was weird #but he’s my rotten soldier. my cheese man. my good time boy or whatever they say #ugh #sunny posting has been at an all time low lately sorry everyone #i’ll get back to the regularly scheduled program asap #meaning whenever the next season comes around #and then i’m also gonna hate on it a bunch hehe toodles 🤭🤭#look let’s be real it’s a dead place but it really really. really is alive to me #when i choose to be there for it #i wish i could go back to 2019. would love to 2019 sunny post. bleak times #good times #but so bleak #and 2020? peak shame #literally was beyond ashamed to be here #it was so fucking great #i’m unashamed now but passionless. where’s the fire. what happened #love when old sunny plots come around and are relevant to real life again #remember the one about the recession #where mac starts talking about how the rv people are new poor #and he and charlie are old poor so they know how to make ends meet #that’s me fr #literally actively rn #what happened here why did these tags go this way #okay byeeeeeeee

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lesbianmelkor · 10 months

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regrettably this is a fanfiction note based on real life but. the number of times i’ve fucked gay men/trans women and they’ve tried to put their dick up my ass with Zero Prep shows that this is indeed a thing that happens in real life

#next time someone complains that there’s not enough prep i will point them to the sheer number of times i’ve had sex where someone tried #that on me with literally Zero. Zero Prep.#which #side note #how is that comfy for your dick it’s gotta be So Tight #anyway #mine

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bibleofficial · 1 year

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not me going ‘yes !’ bc i’m relieved that i got gonorrhea again last MAY bc that means i’m STILL eligible for the monkey pox vaccine let’s GOOOOO

#stream #swag #like ALAKALAKLSKALDKALDJAKDJAL #it’s only taken me HOW FUCKING LONG TO DEAL W THIS #like i still have TIME #bc i haven’t CAUGHT ANYTHING IN NEARLY A YEAR #so good for me xx #but also i haven’t been having like any sex so there’s that #literally i’m hooking up w this bear tomorrow bc i’m fucking DESPERATE but he does NOT know how to suck DICK at ALL 😭😭😭😭#like it’s fine i’ve known him for years but he’s ALWAYS there when i’m DESPERATE so #if he could … actually bottom & suck dick id like #date him but #ALSKALSKALSKALKSLA he can barely bottom & can’t suck dick 😭😭😭 but he’s so sweet & handsome 🥰#god i’ve known him since i was 18 like literally ALSJALSKALKSLAKSLAKSAL #he’s 54 now ? i think ? girl idk i still don’t know his last name #‘mike sooner’ bc his name is mike & he went to oklahoma #i also LOVE love L O V E his name omg i think a MIKE is so fucking HOT #a mike & a jim or a chris omg … wet. matt is ok but i mean .. it’s TRIED #my runescape bf that i had in 3rd grade so like 2008 had a runescape name ‘mad matt08’ so shoutout to him he was sexy af bc he was a level #like 83 & had ‘a lot of money’ [he was actually mid but i had nothing so] ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA #i-#not the first man i ever went on a date w messaging me as a type this ALAKALAKLSKALSKALDKALSKAL #MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE HUH #yes i’m doing this on crutches no i don’t care yall i had that wet dream out of frustration like last week … indignant

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jaykin · 2 years

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Any other trans person sick of the “so why do you think your trans” question every time ur trying to access trans healthcare

#anyway my new endocrinologist thinks I’m faking being trans bc Im on birth control n have sex with men 🙃#I’m just a gay guy like trans gay men exist #they’re refusing to prescribe me testosterone until they get my medical records PROVING I’ve been trans since I was like 14 #or at least that’s when I came out #I have enough T to last me until my next appmt but GODDD it’s so annoying I hate the lack of GOOD trans healthcare out there #BRUH HE LITERALLY ASKED ME IF I HAD BREST IMPLANTS #I WAS LITERALLY WEARING A BINDER

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