#I'm in SHAMBLES.

[raytorosaurus]

So instead of “Trust me” Frank said “It did not kill me” tonight ☹️

https://twitter.com/genrethespanner/status/1636703866271023106?s=46&t=DFKnke4t-zgZJoWNdgM4aA

oh my FUCKING god...........

[lotus-pear]

yeah sure therapy is nice but teen soukoku is faster and a lot cheaper

[choraa]

He's back!!

[anya-chalotra]

“Danielle was in my apartment and told me about a party she was planning where everyone in the cast has to dress up like someone else in the cast. Naturally, she gave me Amita and for the next few days I scrambled to find a way to make that work. A very serious conversation with Freddy comes to mind where he generously offered style advice and thanked God he had gotten Kit. A couple days later, I showed up to Danielle’s apartment only to realize everyone had actually dressed up as me. It was obviously surprising and ridiculous and hilarious, but also it came at a time where I desperately needed something like this. Danielle set up a whole party themed around me because she’s an angel, and all the cast was there and giving love. It’s difficult to put into words what that meant to me at the time, but it was everything.”

[daisynik7]

thinking about him bouncing you up and down on his cock, grip so tight around your hips, his fingernails dig into your flesh. your eyes glazed over, tongue lolling from your mouth in a fucked out expression. "'gonna come," you manage to whimper pathetically.

he smiles, all too eager. "come for me, baby. come on this cock."

ragged moans pour from between your lips, clenching him in another delicious orgasm, body pliant like a rag doll as he increases the pace of his thrusts. he watches you with a crazed look in his eyes, spit flying out of his mouth when he grunts, "that’s it, fuck you through it. fuck you through it" until you squirt all over his lap.

[hopeinthebox]

bts + reductress headlines pt.13

[radplaidtacofan]

One of my favourite parts of TotK is that immediately after witnessing the gayest fucking statue of Link and Sidon you learn that Sidon is heterosexually engaged

Top tier comedy. Shippers are in absolute shambles

[calamitycodified]

Secret Life Session 1 Tasks and Health

Bdubs: “Make your base deeply uncomfortable to use and look at” (SUCCESS), 29 Hearts

Bigb: “Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.” (SUCCESS), 24 1/2 Hearts

Cleo: “Build your base directly above another players above ground” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts 

Etho: “Collect 4 beds without being caught and place them on a shrine” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Gem: “Convince someone to take a leap of faith and make sure they take no damage.” (SUCCESS), 30 hearts

Grian: “Make 3 bad jokes and get NO laughs” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Impulse: “Make Cherrywood your entire identity” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Jimmy: "Break 5 crafting tables while they are being used" (SUCCESS), 17 1/2 Hearts

Joel: “Plug the Life Merch at the worst possible times to other players at least 4 times.” (SUCCESS), 20 1/2 Hearts

Lizzie: “Write a poem about another player and read it to them” (SUCCESS), 29 1/2 Hearts

Martyn: “Build an identical base to another player” (SUCCESS), 15 1/2 Hearts

Mumbo: “Make a pun at every opportunity in a 5 minute conversation, minimum of 3 successful puns” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts

Pearl: “Get 3 players to gift you their heart” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts

Scar: (Normal Task:) “Call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of this session.” (FAIL), (Hard Task:) “Come up with a nickname for another player and convince at least 2 other people to use it.” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts

Scott: “Build your base directly and obnoxiously attached to someone else’s” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts

Skizz: “Don’t be further than 10 blocks from GeminiTay for 10 minutes. One attempt only.” (SUCCESS), 25 Hearts

Tango: “Get Scar to talk about Star Wars for over 60 seconds” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts

[pawnyao]

I'm in shambles

[kazsbrecker]

brb suing the hbo tlou writers after the bill and frank episode

[moonstainn]

He didn't like pain

Edit: I wrote a small fic for this

[kirazalea]

do you ever think about how rex's face helped gregor remember who he was

and rex's face was also the last thing he ever saw

[quietbirdee]

being haunted by a person you’ve never met and never will, someone you’ll never actually be

but you’ve got people who love you, maybe it’s gonna be okay

[shirmirart]

"And because of this handsome peasant boy, the Prince's armor began to fall away. Piece by piece. Until all that was left was the piece of armor protecting his heart. Peasant boy pulled and pulled at this last piece of armor but the Prince held it firmly in place. And with every tug, the boy made a space between the Prince's armor and his heart. And in that space, the Prince's heart could beat freely once again." x

[hayden-christensen]

EWAN MCGREGOR & HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN After the ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ Ep 6 duel and confrontation was played on screen during the ‘A Look Back at Obi-Wan Kenobi’ panel at Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023 | April 9, 2023

[cutetanuki-chan]

I really need Gideon to know that Jeannemary said hi, please, the whole scene with teens death is so devastating, Gideon needs to know