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freckledsweetpea · 4 months

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I truly cannot believe I was on a dating app for 3 days and then deleted the app because I'm a girl failure and there are no hot slutty butches in my area.

#like the 700 femmes I swiped left on?#all absolute 10s #stunning gorgeous queen goddesses #just not my type #and it was starting to make me feel like a rotten human being #I'm not built for dating #I'm built for girlrotting #and then I was like #if these are the other women on the app #who the fuck would want my disgusting rotten meat suit anyway #lgbtqia #queer

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anyataylorjoys · 3 months

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VAN HELSING —2004, written by Stephen Sommers

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some-zer0 · 4 months

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I wonder if the Magnus Institute's Oxford Outreach Centre deals specifically with interdimensional stuff -- like the outreach they're doing is literally reaching out to other dimensions

#I wonder if the Hilltop Centre from tmagp 7 was built on the Outreach Centre/moved into their building when the Magnus Institute burnt down #or maybe the Outreach Centre is still there and operating #since we only know that the Manchester location burnt down and the statement in this episode wasn't dated #I posted this in the patreon comments for the episode as well so if you saw that and are seeing this I'm the same person #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 17 #the magnus protocol

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recreationalfanfics · 2 years

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How the RoR Gods are in canon: We would never date a mortal, they're so beneath us!

Fanfic Writers: *insert John Cena Meme* ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT??

#TAG UR FAVORITE GOD THAT U KNOW IS GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH U BC UR BUILT DIFFERENT.#*be culturally respectful tho*#NO BUT SRSLY: LOVE WILL DRAG THEM KICKING AND SCREAMING IDC.#PLOT TWIST: THEY WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH A MORTAL. IT JUST DEPENDS ON HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE OKAY.#record of ragnarok x reader #HERCULES AND BUDDHA STANS ARE SAFE THO TBH.#BUT POSEIDON STANS I'M PRAYING U CAN FIX HIM #HERMES I NEED TO WRITE FOR HIM MORE BUT TBH I ALSO THINK HE WOULDN'T MIND #DATING A HUMAN

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faunandfloraas · 5 months

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i love being friends with girls and then they get a boyfriend and then he becomes the center of her entire existence and all she talks about and all she focuses on and i sit there and i smile and i nod and i feel myself becoming genuinely evil

#shut up about your fucking boyfriend I DONT CARE #<< i never say that bc im not a horrible person but good god idk if im built for this #im crazy and im always a little bit in love with every girl i know its just how im built #like i guess its bc whenever ive dated someone i keep that shit to myself #like you have to torture me for me to admit anythings happening so when other people make it their whole personality #and totally abandon friendships bc OMG must focus 100% energy on some guy it just makes my eye twitch #and then when they wanna come crawling back omg he sucks he cheated i want your shoulder to cry on and im like well you didnt even text #me when my nana died last march so. cry on your own shoulder.#full admittance i am also a jealous person so theres a bit of crazy jealous jessie at play Always. I'm nothing if not honest #sorry kpoppers you get my insnae ramblings this friday night #i'll make up for it i'll post like bang chan ass shots or something tommorrow dont worry

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54625 · 2 months

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I'm gonna need to do some serious scouring of VODs to find out the dates for some really specific things for a small unimportant detail in my piece and it's gonna take so long

I wonder why I do these things to myself

#on the bright side; once i get done with this thing every fanart i do after will seem so small and easy i will probably do them so much more #theoretically #the dates i need right now are the day that Tubbo and Bad fought and killed fit in purgatory #the day that fit and Tubbo and pac too? (i can't quite remember) built that little tiny room at the bottom of the elevator shaft #with the three chairs #i think that's it for now #the first one shouldn't be too difficult to find i just have to remember which day of purgatory it was #the second one though? oof #it isn't even that important it's literally easter eggs #but I'm hell-bent on it now

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sbd-laytall · 7 months

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#yes it's been like 10 years but I'm still mad about both of these couples #like the fact that Kendall and Lucy get together and kiss after having their relationship built up throughout multiple episodes #and then in the next literal episode Jo comes back and Kendall chooses to be with Jo #like couldn't we have gotten at least ONE episode with Kendall and Lucy dating #and despite the fact that Diggie was such an awful boyfriend and that the fan poll showed that fans liked Josh more than Diggie #they still broke up Maddie and Josh for freaking Diggie who only came back because he didn't want Maddie to be happy with someone else #like Maddie and Josh were so healthy and they were so happy and Maddie got to heal after what Diggie put her through #it's just a waste #both couples deserved so much better #kendall x lucy #kucy #kendall knight #lucy stone #big time rush #btr #mosh #maddie x josh #maddie rooney #josh willcox #liv and maddie #pics are not mine #meme #my post

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s1llydr3amscape · 3 months

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been so busy with personal life but finished some refs for artfight!!!! Idk if I'll manage to finish the others but the old refs should suffice!!! Come fight me hehehe!!!

#snoozing by the coast #my art #artfight 2024 #the first time I'm doing artfight woo #I only have my sonas on it rn because my ocs don't have digital refs that r up to date 😭#the curse of a trad artist but maybe next year I'd add the Midgnight gang there #and like add more as time goes on like my other guys or even my fnaf au stuff #idk yet rn #I can't get over it warning for like balls for rest of the tags #for raya this time grandma decided to cook the balls too 😭😭#why are cow balls shaped like pills they were big enough to fit half the basin #why are they built like that I can't she boiled those things and fed them to the uncles #I keep forgetting how big cows are bro we kept cooking and cooking all day #I just I'm sorry the image of her holding it with her bare hand is locked in my brain #she marinated the balls in the soup too 😭😭😭

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pochapal · 8 months

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this being the first theory battler has lampshaded and discarded as a joke is making me extremely 👁

#umineko liveblog #like. everything else has been taken seriously even when it's stupid #but this is outright dismissed the second it's mentioned. surely not..........#ough but wait. the possibility of the captive beatrice falling pregnant is rather high #and there are several plausible scenarios with which a hidden child could work #i mean if we go full cliche then the answer here is that nanjo somehow helped beatrice hide the child #making him like double compromised with kinzo. almost like a moral stalemate even #also given the date the mansion was built we can assume this kid would be in their early/mid 30s present day #only known candidate on rokkenjima who fits the criteria would be rosa but that doesn't really makes sense #either that or gohda is a good 10-15 years younger than you'd think he is #but then i'm thinking about the ushiromiya shannon stuff and wondering if there isn't an orphanage link #not that shannon's the beatrice child because she's 15 years too young for that #but perhaps the kid was concealed in the orphanage and this is where the furniture stuff comes in?#every single servant kid is less than human unless they prove themselves to be a worthy substitute for the lost child #and the abuse comes from the fact that they also bear the brunt of kinzo's rage at this kid for having slipped out of his grasp #and of course none of the servant children can ever compare to kinzo's ideal so the cycle perpetuates forever #furniture in that they're being punished for not innately being an ushiromiya successor #this also feeds into the beatrice/kinzo becoming stuff too at a slightly different angle #the children are brought on expected to carry fragments of both beatrice and kinzo and tormented when they fail to do so #meanwhile i genuinely think if a beatrice kid existed they would presently be extremely far removed from rokkenjima #like some random well adjusted adult who knows very little of their origins #meaning that even if kinzo ever found this person they too would not be a fitting ushiromiya successor #yeah i think there might be some potential for this kind of theory

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aachria · 2 months

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Happy birthday!!! I hope you have had a wonderful day surrounded by good food and good friends

The way I only saw my sister and mom today and spent nearly all of it in my room and only ate mediocre food 😭 bro why was my birthday PATHETIC??? I mean I had a good time because I'm a Huge Fucking Introvert but still

ANYWAY THANK YOU!!!

#Oh god is my life...... sad?????#I got TWO verbal happy birthdays and it only took until 4pm to hear one!!! My mother forgot the date but we love her anyway #tbf my dad thought the 5th was yesterday and sent me a very nice message #I mean I had to tell him he was wrong but it was very sweet regardless #and ONE physical present that wasn't money from a relative #goddamn I should have probably spent today better wow this was totally my own fault yikes #ANYWAY I'M FINE WITH THIS LMAO I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME BECAUSE I'M BUILT DIFFERENT LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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like clockwork someone who's been openly a sex pest for decades gets named as a rapist and sexual predator and we all get to play the hit parade with such classics as:

oh my god oh my god did you know this industry full of rich people who are rewarded for exploitative and abusive behaviour...has an issue with rape and abuse??? CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE'S ABUSE IN THIS INDUSTRY???? (yeah man we know. we've known for quite a while actually. for longer than I've been alive for sure.)

oh my god I can't believe there are rapists among us (1 in 3 women have experienced rape, who do you think is doing it?)

but he seemed so nice! (not really tbh)

well I met him and he never raped me and like, I'm really hot so if he was really a rapist he would have (Jesus fuck get help)

is it really rape to fuck 16 year old girls when you're in your 30s? (yeah it is if you fucking rape them mate)

can't believe everyone knew but never said!!! (they literally did say and also hey imagine if you will what reasons there might be too not say anything, such as, say, it's not your story to tell and the victim had expressed a wish to not be at the centre of a whole shitstorm)

Real Victims wouldn't go to journalists they'd go to the cops!!! (hey guys I have some upsetting news about the experience of reporting rape to the cops)

This is a conspiracy to make this irrelevant celebrity look bad! (please touch grass)

it's all just a bit of fun innit (no)

and every time we all over again have to go to this place where rape is simultaneously a significant threat and common experience (agreed) but also everyone who's ever talked about being raped is lying, and nobody's ever done a rape even if there's 20 years of documented evidence and on camera confessions and also their whole public persona is 'cheeky sex pest' (fucking. what?)

and then that guy hopefully gets cancelled and people feel a bit more guilty about watching him. and then they'll go HOORAY THE EVIL IS DEFEATED WE HAVE GOT RID OF THAT GUY THAT DID THE RAPES. OUR WORK HERE IS DONE. COMEDY/FILM/MUSIC/TV IS FREE OF PREDATORS NOW

and then 6.5 seconds later allegations will come out about someone else and we will start the whole thing again from scratch OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE'S ABUSE IN THIS INDUSTRY???

#red said #it gets SO under my skin like how are people STILL SURPRISED?????#like this happens SO OFTEN you canNOT still find it this unexpected???#especially when it's someone like Russell Brand who is the kind of 2000s comedian who built his entire career on predatory misogyny as a bi #like I'm sorry I'm sorry this isn't a time you so moment #but some people you're like oh that's disappointing. he seemed like he might be sound.#others though. you cannot tell me at any point in the last 20 years anyone's looked at Russell fucking Brand #and not thought at least a little bit oh this man's a fucking nonce #'russell brand predated on teenage girls for years' may be up there in the least surprising sentences I've ever heard #i have never seen a man who's more obviously used to regularly using the phrase 'I waited until her 16th birthday so it's fine'#the fucking fedora ass incorrectly loquacious cult vibes '''''ironic''''' hipster misogyny known-in-thr-scene creepster #like we all know that guy right? sometimes he's a famous comedian and sometimes he's a 38 year old musician who only ever #dates girls under 18 and hangs out at spots frequented by students trying to show off both how hip he is and how he's got Adult Money #but the vibes. the vibes. tbf a lot of those fuckers in the 2000s were probably also modelling their vibes off him also.#the looming monster of rape in the abstract

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princessamericachavez · 1 year

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Eddie dating Marisol and Buck dating Marisol's brother 👀

listen i live for the shenanigans and this idea came to me last night as a "fix-it" and I cannot begin to tell you how hilarious it is in my head, the amount of dumb-fuckery going on would be through the roof

#jealous pining buck sulking and going out with her brother to 'move on'#confused and jealous eddie feeling like he's been replaced in buck's life not realizing that 'place' is a romantic partners'#buck terrified of losing christopher too in the process and the family they've built??#marisol AND eddie both jealous because buck and the brother take over renovations at the brother's house #because marisol is too busy dating eddie to keep helping him with them and eddie feels so BETRAYED and doesn't know why #buddie #911 fox #i'm just getting ready to have fun with this when the finale disappoints me

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coldshrugs · 10 months

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