#I've connected the dots. I've connected them

[paperfeedee]

What would that “former” hot girl from years ago think if she saw just how fucking fat you made her, and how much it turns you on?

That one ask was def onto something, you have more fat in your love handles than some girls have in their entire bodies

I wish I could see the old me's reaction to me now. I don't think she'd believe it tbh. I've gotten fat enough that people don't recognize me anymore if they haven't seen me since i started gaining. Even when I tell them who i am, I can see them trying to connect the dots between me a few years ago, who was in the gym five days a week and thought she was getting fat if she got too close to 130, to the fat, lazy cow twice her size now.

I never thought I would let myself get this huge. Even when I kind of started to let myself go, I promised I'd stop at 150, then 175, then 200. There's no way I would've believed I'd get this fat, let alone be enjoying it and trying to get even fatter. Definitely not showing it off and getting off on being shamed for how fat I am.

I cried when I first hit 150 because I felt like that was so unbelievably fat. If I knew back then that I'd end up packing on another hundred pounds and still be helpless to stop myself from gaining even more, I would've been horrified.

[my-dark-lord]

Vox: I've connected the two dots. Valentino: You didn't connect shit. Vox: I've connected them.

[fangirlingpuggle]

alrigjy, so I absolutely love your tfa aus (also your other stuff but that's not relevant here), specifically secret deception leader Optimus and Orion pax reborn things. What if you stacked them

Specifically organized for maximum nonsense, make Starscream figure out that op is op and decide to throw a coup against the new deception leader nemesis prime about it

Does anybody know the whole picture? Who knows

Hey thank you so very much i'm so glad you like them.

YES! I love that idea so much Starscream hears Optimus do Orion's disappointing mentor voice and just knows it's him.

And like well no-one is running Decepticons but Orion.. welp TIME TO OVERTHROW 2 DECEPTICON LEADERS! Cue far to many elaborate assassination attempts.

(He believes he had connected all the dots... he;'s looking at the wrong ones)

But what if Starscream comes up with the Nemesis Prime idea? Like if he realizes Optimus is Orion and is like Well time to get you in charge of the Decepticons.

After Starscream finally stops crying and lets Optimus go is like 'Ok so what's the plan are you taking over the Autobots form the inside? Thats genius'

'No! No we are not Starscream'

'Ah I see so you'll be taking over the Decpticons then?'

'I no Starscream I'm an autobot still... I mean... it's complicated'

' I understand'

He did not understand and he sets up Optimus's whole alterego and the entire other Decepticon fraction in record time... they just blink and Starscream has already started the coup.

'HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THIS SO FAST??'

'i've been imagining about overthrowing Megatron for years, I have all the plans. All of them'

Bonus: Starscream starts trying to match-make and finding someone who is good enough for Orion.

In the Sumdac lab Megatron feels an urge to kill Starscream one much stronger then normal.

[coquelicoq]

one of these days i am going to get herman melville's name right on the first try. i am going to say "herman", and then i'm going to say "melville", and i'm not going to have to stop myself in the middle of "merman hellville" and start over. not today, though. but hopefully soon. maybe tomorrow.

[katyahina]

(Wanted to put the reference of Miyazaki's hardest post-Bloodborne hungover in a separate post because an ask that prompted it was cursed lol)

[katyspersonal]

The face you make when you realize Aldrich was actually just eating everyone because he wanted to save them from the incoming age of the deep and the giant flood that would inevitably follow and he was actually a based chad who saved all the orphan children first:

jfhdjhgfdgf dsdfhhFDSG LISTEN UP, you say this, but

Go ahead, you jerk, post that meme with a guy connecting the dots on the corkboard, I know you want to :pensive:

BUT ALSO the 'Sea' is very well an objective reality, it might even basically be the 'Nexus' through which all Soulsborne universes sorta connect! Even Elden Ring is hinting at this, with those who "failed" to truly die becoming Jellyfish spirits and Godwyn becoming marine creature in his soulless body, and Tibia Mariners! And Fishing Hamlet priest saying that all great things come from the Sea and come back to it, and there probably being a good reason for why Kos was washed to the shore, and Research Hall patients confirming that contents of the Sea were too terrifying and maddening for mere humans!

So basically, yeah, maybe very well it was time for the world to "return" to the Sea. Biblical flood reference... Fresh start for the world. However, the Sea has since been corrupted, and it WAS the filth within humanity, waste from endless burning, that polluted the Sea to the point where, apparently, "returning" to it would be a fate worse than death!

Aldrich not only was mad enough to take it quite well (Micolash and Adeline approve fshhdfs), but also decided to take everyone with him kinda like Noah's Arc while adapting himself and them into something capable of living in the Deep Sea. Thriving in the horrors, even. (Adeline of the Deep when dshfhfdgfdsd)

Like I keep saying and ya'll don't listen to me that he was on some next level, and way cooler than that OOOOOOTHER big cannibal character that intended to devour the Gods and lost his objective like a looser! Aldrich did not lose shit, WE lost to HIS pace though!! "But he ENJOYED eating people and reveled in their horror :/" lmao god forbid a babygirl enjoys trying to save the humanity too much smh 🤦‍♂️

[mea-trinitas-profana]

if i had a nickel for every piece of media with priests that accidentally made them transcoded i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[homoquartz]

"I'm just not ready, I'm sorry." / "Can we take it slow?"

Severance 1.06 / Our Flag Means Death 2.05

(in case they don't show: severance gif source, ofmd gif source)

[astriiformes]

Speaking of writing, I have been having some unique challenges with one of the stories I'm working on (a Wittebane backstory one), because usually one of the things I'm most concerned with when writing fic is accurately capturing character voices, but for this one I'm working with

1) A character with no actual lines in canon, so I have to build his "character voice" around the vague scaffolding of what we do know about him, which is..... not much

and 2) A character who does appear in canon, so I can at least try to maintain something that resembles character continuity, but when we actually see him in the show he is an almost 400 year-old genocidal religious zealot and in the fic in question he is. 6.

[scattered-winter]

ghost, jason todd, and kaz brekker are just the same fucking character in different fonts and that's why they all compel me so much

[painless-innit-colourful]

wilbur making tommy finally talk about exile in logstedshire -> tommy being able to talk wilbur down this time

[iceespizza]

wait since we had a flashback of what happened to the hexsquad and king, collector, eda and raine in the beginning of thanks to them and for the future respectively what if we get a flashback of belos

[jurassicparkiii]

what goes on here

[weaver-z]

Hey, Aziraphale turned the Bentley yellow, right? All yellow. Bright yellow. Do you think yellow's his favorite color? Why do you think yellow is his favorite color :)

[asleep-kat]

Mentor & his successor

[avadaniels]

MARMALADE (2024) + gender