#VoxVal

[poisoncrumbs]

Hehehee comic time

I can’t frickin draw Val I swear 😭😭😭 anyways I tried. Honestly idk what inspired the whole comic thing originally it was just supposed to be tired vox bc I was projecting…. but it turned out like this so here have it

Uhhhhh. Yeah I apologise in advance for the terrible cursive writing and val’s devious cake

[mintaikkcorpse]

Shipping is so fun, like what do you MEAN when the horrors of the series become too much I can instead focus all my time and energy on obsessing over two losers and their cute moments and ignoring the suffering that they face in canon and imagine them in various situations instead?! That's literally God's gift to Earth.

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Vox can't let his princess business partner get dirt on his boots!

[sugardollthesuccubus]

You can't have the Vees without Valentino. If Valentino died, Vox and Velvette would be devastated. I love them as a messed up family. I hope they focus more on there bond than Vox's history with Alastor in season two. I really want Vox's love for the other Vees to be explicit and prominent over everything else. I need a moment were he ignores Alastor to make sure Valentino and Velvette are ok.

[queenofmorningstar]

So….Ya know whenever your able to🥺 Can I request something soft with the Vees like in regards to how they each cuddle the reader, like in regards to how they hold em’ 🥺 they’re bedtime routines etc…ya know the fluffy..stuff..

Poly Vees x Reader

Notes: This can be read as part of my fic, Caught Between the Vees. Thank you for such an ask! Honestly, I wanted some fluff too!

Vox

I believe Vox, on most nights, would spend in front of his screens, so you will have convince him to come to bed. You've tried different things throughout your relationship, and the one that works the most?

"Vox... I can’t sleep without you."

"Hmm? Just a few more lines of code, sweetheart—"

You put on sad expression. "It’s cold without you. And lonely."

Vox immediately stands up. "Okay. Done. That’s it. Fuck the code."

I don't believe he has a bedtime routine as such (he just flops in his bed when he's done), but if you are that kind of person and insist that he take care of his screen/face before bed, he will just stand there all grumpy (while secretly enjoying it) while you clean his screen and put a screen safeguard to make sure his screen doesn't poke you during sleeping.

"Hold still."

Vox crossed his arms, frowning. "I am still."

"You're pouting."

"I’m not pouting.—"

"Yeah, that's right. You're bitching."

"...I hate you."

You grinned. "You love me."

Vox grumbled. "I tolerate you... deeply... passionately... forever."

He has shark printed pjs for bed. (You can't convince me otherwise). As to how he sleeps with you, I'd say he will only cuddle when you're feeling cold. You love it when he is your personal heater. But when you're feeling hot, he will only keep one arm around your waist, Vox just likes to feel you when he's asleep too.

"HEY-hey-why are pulling my shirt? I thought you wanted to sleep."

"Yeah, but I wanna charge my phone, so give me one of your USB nips."

Velvette

Skincare routine with her is non-negotiable. She will drag you to the vanity and make you do your full night-time routine — cleansers, toner, serums, and moisturizer. Vel will do everything and will not let you do anything by yourself, because the only correct way is her way.

“I literally just wanted to go to bed.”

Velvette dabbed under your eyes. “And I just wanted dewy under-eyes, but we don’t always get what we want, do we? OMG don't do that!”

“Do what?” You were literally not even moving.

“You're squinting and making creases. That’s anti-hydration behaviour.”

Her nightime clothes include frilly and sexy floor length gowns that rich wives wear after killing their husbands in movies. She will also make you wear something similar that is comfortable and fluffy but cute too. Vel is a full-body cuddler. Legs tangled, arms around your neck, her face smooshed into your collarbone.

Velvette sighed as she tightens her arms around you. “You’re mine. You know that, right?”

You smiled sleepily. “Mmhm. Even if I didn’t, your koala grip would’ve clued me in.”

Vel will always come to bed with you at night, because that's her reward after working all day. It's very rare of her to skip sleeping next to you. You bet she has the softest pillows and plushies.

Vel barged into the room wrapped in a pink fuzzy robe. “Cuddle me.”

You were already under the covers, half-asleep. “Didn’t you say you were gonna do one last skincare reel?”

Vel dramatically flopping onto the bed. “I lied. It can wait. You, however, cannot.”

Valentino

Val is handsy, clingy when he gets in bed to sleep. He is, of course, constantly in the mood, but if you've told him that tonight was just for sleeping, he will refrain, but his hands will tempt fate.

“Can we just sleep tonight?”

“Sure, baby. Sleep. Snuggle. Grope. It’s all the same to me.”

“I heard that last one.”

Val grinned as he climbs in after you. “Just bein’ honest, amorcito. You get in bed lookin’ that fine and expect my hands to behave?”

“Val.”

“What? I’m just sayin’ hello to all the parts of you I missed today.”

“You were literally glued to my side all day.”

Skincare is on/off thing for Val. He will mostly do it when Vel is present. It's a tiring job, because he likes to take care of his wings too during it. But if you're upto it, he doesn't mind at all~ Even during this, he will not shut up. He will be cursing his whores out. At the end, he will also polish his guns.

You watched from the bed, raising an eyebrow. “Is this supposed to be hot? Because it kind of is.”

Valentino grinned. “‘Course it is. You know I only polish these babies when I’m feelin’ relaxed. Or possessive.”

“Possessive of… your guns?”

“Nah, querida. You.”

“You’re feeling possessive of me… so you’re cleaning firearms?”

Val wiped down the barrel, slow and deliberate. “Mhm. Gotta keep ‘em pretty in case someone gets stupid and thinks they can touch what’s mine.”

You snorted. “You’re impossible.”

I believe it depends on Val's mood what he will wear to sleep - it can be a classy robe one day, or just his underwear the next. His cuddles will be the best - four arms, and he covers you with his moth wings? Absolute warm blanket behaviour.

Val is not early riser, so you know you can't set any alarms, because there's no way you can move out from under him with that cuddle. If you too, are not an early riser, and if someone disturbs you for work, he will shoot whoever is that unlucky demon.

You rubbed your eyes, groggy. “…Was that a gunshot?”

Val's voice came from across the room, calmly reloading. “Yeah. Go back to sleep, baby.”

You sat up. “Val… what did you do?”

Valentino shrugged. “Just handled a situation. Some punk tried knockin’ on the door at six in the morning talkin’ about ‘mandatory work call.’"

You stared. “…You shot them?”

Val casually wiping his gun. “I warned them. I’m merciful, not patient.”

“You could’ve just told them to come back later.”

“Babe. They came between me… and you… and cuddles. What did you expect me to do? Be reasonable?”

You sighed and laid back down. "Nope. Too early for this shit."

The Vees

When they all are available for bed (which happens rarely), it's all out war. Over who gets to hold you.

“She sleeps best on my chest.”

“Statistically false. I tracked her REM cycles.”

“You're both wrong.”

“I swear to God, if you don’t all shut up and cuddle me in the next ten seconds…”

And then suddenly — they pile on. Vox is behind you, long arm draped over your waist, screen dimmed, legs tangled with yours.

Vel takes front position, chest pressed against yours. Val worms his way from between Vox onto your side, leg over your thigh.

Zero chance of escape.

[uskemuri]

[valentinope4en]

magma with my bro

(she painted this gorgeous valentino....)

[hnjcollector]

[slobstir]

[polmin]

The Vees dressed up to match each other's eras ✨

[robo-beasty]

What's going on inside his head?

MY BOYS. Thinking of how Valentino found out Vox had a tongue had me CRY laughing so much omg

[onesidedradiostatic]

I love how these 5 kind of form a chain with their connections and I desperately need to see all of those connections come together at some point

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Just an evil pron director pimp and his evil tv

[meandtheyeehaws]

if val doesnt swoop in with his bigass mothman wings to save his fellow Vees from peril in season 2, then did hazbin even hotel

[kibbles-bits]

Exclusive~

[uskemuri]