#I've posted this joke before

[neversetyoufree]

[Image Description: A panel of Vanitas from The Case Study of Vanitas. The content of his speech bubble has been erased, and in its place is a screenshot of text from My Immortal. It says, ""Hi Vampire" I said flirtily as I started to sob." End Description.]

[deoidesign]

And my girlfriends?

yeah.

they smoke weed.

(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)

[let-roman-bite-someone]

since Janus seemed to be tickled by the idea of a dead grandma and a dead hamster, my hc is that he's a sucker for dark jokes and Remus tries to come up with the most horrifying gorey jokes to impress Janus. and it works every time.

[marley-manson]

bonus:

[front-facing-pokemon]

[essektheylyss]

I know it's such a cliche at this point to the point of garnering eye rolls, but we really cannot lose sight of the fact that 2x97 is the Most Episode of All Time. You cannot ignore Essek in that episode, obviously, but honestly the fact that that happened only serves to highlight how buckwild everything else was. That was when Veth got her body back. That was when Caleb first directly set his sights on Ludinus. That was when Fjord tried to ask Jester on a date and instead ending up thirdwheeling Yasha and Beau, who WERE essentially on a date. That was when Jester locked Sharpe on the balcony. That was when Cad got Beau SO high and Fjord was forced to babysit. That was when Fjord and Yasha told Marius he had to kill someone to stay on the crew.

If any ONE of these things had happened on top of the Essek reveal, it would've been notable or memorable, but no, the BREADTH of unhinged happenings in that episode is actually stunning.

[nnayomaise]

my only thought seeing this screenshot

[nostalgic-manatee]

Some watercolour veggies.

[nguyenfinity]

Happy Pride here’s one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever made

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

Sometimes i like to think about the years i spent thinking Joss Whedon was a woman. See it was very simple. In high school i was told the name Joss Whedon by my man-hating lesbian friend who was showing me Buffy. Since the name Joss didn't immediately evoke a specific gender for me, and my friend tended to want nothing to do with men, i figured of course this person whose work my friend enjoys must be a woman. And then she showed me the Buffy episode Once More With Feeling. She told me, "Joss Whedon appears in this episode!" and we got to the scene, which is a woman singing to a male cop about how she didn't realize she'd parked next to a fire hydrant. And my friend said "that's Joss." And i thought, oh, that woman singing is Joss. Nice. And then i continued to think that woman was Joss for many years into adulthood. And yes you'd think my friend would've used a pronoun every now and then, but she tended to just say his full name a lot for whatever reason. Anyway, Joss Whedon, if you're reading this there's still time

[anistarrose]

“average Faerunian has been cloned 0.5 times” factoid actually just statistical error. average Faerunian has been cloned 0 times. Barry “Cloning Georg” Bluejeans, who lives in a cave and has done nothing but clone himself and die for the past decade, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[arkiwii]

dunno if anyone posted it before, but just for the people who don't read the files or are too lazy to buy her in the certificate shop; Caper is a minor 👍

[21ducky]

I couldn't help myself 😭 Original

[yardsards]

i love watching fantasy shows like the owl house because i get to see things i'd never get to see in real life! like witches, and fantasy creatures, and magical new worlds, and parents who willingly apologize to their children

[cosmic--static]

1989 am I right?

[vampv0id]

Is that a linoleum knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see m- OH FUCK IT'S A LINOLEUM KNIFE!!! YEAH. NO HE'S NOT HAPPY, OH THAT'S NOT GOOD.