#ICE CREAM MACHINE BROKE

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[rosespacesingout]

Are you fucking kidding me

[godamn-clown]

Fuck ai but this shit is funny

[feliciadraws]

some dumb poorly edited Photoshop meme edit I made based on an equally dumb au from a friend Discord server where Volo Pokemon Legends is forced to work in McDonalds and deliberately screws around with the customers and their orders because he can't fight any gods here

[phatcatphergus]

I feel like morning crew go to McDonald’s and Tubbo orders food for Sunny before turning to Pac who orders food for him before turning to Fit who orders the rest

Tubbo, Richas, and Ramon all get two meals bc they also want the happy meal toy but don’t want to ask for it

[sennaverstappen]

[musubiki]

limes “I’ll grab us something for dinner on the way home <3″ for mochi meant to be romantic and domestic and soft but he forgot that everyone also lives there too and he needs to grab dinner for everyone, so he gets text from coco/oscar/taffy with lengthy orders and ends up coming home annoyed and tired with 5 bags of mcdonalds takeout

[submissivekillers]

head in my hands. I was telling my tumblr-less friend about how much I love your work and content and taste and how you’re doing a kinktober and you’re finally closing requests and they start asking me to put in their order for them like it’s McDonald’s BEFORE I CAN EVEN FINISH EXPLAINING THE RULES. Smh. I did say I would try, but feel free to ignore this <3

Uh. Beetlejuice? day 25: pussyslapping, but he’s shapeshifting to give himself the hole in question? ft. angry sex and tears??? if possible???? God bless anon asks

day 25: pussyslapping - beetlejuice

this is so fucking huge brained of u and ur bestie omg. cant believe i haven't seen beetlejuice beetlejuice yet but in the meantime we will be writing 🙌

[zenithalt714]

I don’t usually do that much irl for splatfest, but since I know how to make ice cream I decided to make all the teams flavours! It’s also the first time a splatfest has aligned with my birthday so I think it’s worth going all out :)

[jackofarts18]

I did attempt to get the Grimace Birthday Meal earlier

in typical mcdonalds fashion, they didnt have the milkshake

[hollowsart]

Writing is post-poned until I can figure out what the heck to write for this transition piece.

Everything else is written, it's just.. THAT that I am struggling with.

Gonna bug me like nothing else for awhile until I think of something.

[traught-whelmed-aster]

Pubs, Arcades and Maccies > Clubs and bars 🖤

~

Who really wants to go out and get hit on by random 40 year old men when you can play pool instead ✨

I’d much rather have a drink, play some games and have a mcflurry on the side of the road than get an outfit ruined in somewhere with bad music and a sticky floor…

I would still go clubbing if asked though, it’s like being back at uni 🥰

[letmethinkaboutthatasipiss]

Some people might call this “petty” or “mean” because it is, but when I tell people something like we can’t do icecream right now and they respond with “can I get a fudge Sunday” I just literally don’t respond to them for awhile and then say no

[honin]

Cueing

[chuckhistory]

Sick Burn Insult You Didn't Know Number 717

Sickest Burn ever.

[hertwood]

thinkin abt this lady who was upset when i told her we were out of s&s sauce (we were) and she said "how are you out of s&s this is a mcdonalds?" girl. i dont know what magic powers u think mcdonalds has we run out of shit all the time what