#ILL TREAT YOU RIGHT

[pari-143]

HAPPY 43 BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND GUYSSSS

he looks so sexy in this pic omfg

[rabbittwinrithings]

So, I think I'm getting a little confused on the assignment. Do we really think Raphael is cool, or is he just so goofy and lame we pretend he's cool??

[youngpettyqueen]

Margie should've stayed around for the entire series. girl did not give a FUCK that Hawkeye was a doctor and their chief surgeon she never hesitated for a second to actually try to concuss him when he made her mad

[deathbyfiction]

It should be illegal to look this pretty 😭

[m0rim00]

T-THIS EDIT

[vilaneeve]

Rosalia queen Coachella doesn't deserve uuuu

[lostlavenderer]

I just know Alice was biting her tongue that whole time because ain't no way Sam came to work drunk and is telling her about being professional. She's a better woman than me I would've started lecturing him right then and there instead of the few snark comments she made.

[bisexualseraphim]

The fact that neurotypical and able-bodied people can’t comprehend that disabled people usually don’t like consistently being told “BEING DISABLED IS BAD!!! THE WAY YOU ARE IS FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG!!! YOU NEED TO BE CURED!!!” even in a ‘nice’ or ‘woke’ way shows how little they actually value our agency or even our worth as humans.

No, Stacy, I don’t want people fiddling with eugenics because they’re uncomfortable with me existing, I want you to. You know. Treat me like a person. Have help be there when I need it without treating me like I’m an invalid. Why is that apparently so much more difficult for you than telling me my existence is wrong and spending millions fiddling in a lab for unwanted “cures?” Whatever happened to listening to others and accepting them for who they are? Or do you only see disabled people as the poor, helpless invalids you can “help” cross the street without asking so you can get another Scouts badge?

[myntrose]

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊redemption𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

ft: Zhongli x gender neutral! Reader

cn: hurt no comfort :D, sagau/imposter au! , golden blood au! , mentions of blood and attack, attempted execution, use of Zhongli's archon name, slighty cultish theme, grammar

a/n: y'all the absolute CHOKEHOLD that sagau! has on me is insane (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) i wrote this with spite due to zhongli never coming home to me. y'all i've lost 50/50 to his all banners t-t

word count: 731

song on replay: Shinunoga E-Wa by Fujii Kaze

"...goodbye~ Oh don't you ever say bye bye, yeah"

He knows he doesn't have the right to be jealous. He knows that the the heaviness is heart is something he deserves, a sliver of punishment he must feel for causing you all the pain and suffering you endured.

To this day, months after the incident, he can still feel the blood, your golden blood, on his hands. It's ironic, really. Zhongli, or Morax, the God of Contracts, the God of War. Everything he did was in your name. As the oldest amongst gods and mortals, he always prided himself as your most loyal follower. He strived to protect your name against blasphemy.

In his nightmares he can still hear your voice. The tremble of your pleads. The shaking "please, spare me" and "mercy".

more utc!

This is just a dream, you told yourself. You were sending your day like you do most others. Following the same routine, passing by the same buildings and houses like every other day. Nothing seemed off, until you awoke from your sleep to realize that you were no longer in your world.

Maybe you would have felt excited. In Teyvat, you could have had a chance to meet all your favorites, all your comfort characters. After all, everyone treated the Traveler, an outsider from another world, well. What difference would it be as another outsider as yourself?

Your breath grew heavy, and your feet started to drag along the earth below you. How did you even get to this position? All you wanted was to find a friendly face, perhaps Amber or another one to the Knights of Favonius.

Running from Mondstadt to Liyue was no easy journey. While it was the people who were after your head, you could only thank whatever force allowed for the other creatures to stay away from your path. The hilicurls never seemed to notice you; the slimes would sometimes lead you towards places to hide.

You hoped the people of Liyue would give you a different welcome than those of Mondstadt. In a way, they did. In Monstadt, they gave you a chance to escape. Here, they didn't.

The ever so busy streets of Liyue were crowded once again, but now for a different reason. Zhongli happened to be amongst the crowed, when the Tianquan herself announced the situation before them.

"We have the traitor here, the one who dares impersonate the Divine Creator"

With that alone, Zhongli came out of hiding and announced himself once again as the Archon of Geo. How else was he, the creators most devoted acolyte, suppose to bring this traitor to justice?

His spear, the Vortex Vanquisher, the weapon you spent months saving up for, was pointed directly at your head. You've survived this long, all to die at the hands of the character you've cared for the most. Morax granted you the luxury of saying your final words. He expected you to cry out for mercy, but was met with something that left him frozen.

At this point there were no more tears for you left to cry. Tired and exhausted, you look up at him. Moving carefully, you lift your hands towards the weapon inches to your face. Even with such a weak grip, the spear cuts into your hand.

"I would rather die at your hands than that of a stranger"

Morax backs away from you, his polearm falling to his side. It was easy to mistake the gold color on the tip of his spear to be the shine of the sun illuminating the ore that made it. But Morax knew what the golden glint was.

Time may heal all wounds, but it doesn't erase the scars left behind. Zhongli has tried his best to redeem himself. He knows he is the least deserving to be at your every call. Even so, he feels that he's more fit to serve you than those fools from Sumeru.

He can't help but feel his heart drop whenever you dismiss him, when you tell him his services aren't needed. But what hurts him more is the visible fear in your eyes whenever he gets a bit to close.

No, he refuses to be the reason why you don't feel safe. He refuses to be the one you fear. He'll redeem himself, he swears. In one way or another, he'll show you that he deserves to be at your side.

zhongli bby pls come home

[brainrotdotorg]

i fucking need to do a judit deep dive. we dont know anything about her. the 41sts only named woman we see onscreen. what is she like when shes not dealing with her coworkers from hell. shes a milf with a deadbeat husband. shes not afraid to tell her superior officer "fuck you". she gets embarrassed at how delicate her skin is. its implied she let jean borrow her gloves. she is, self declared, "not polite, just tired." she gleefully admits harry did a good job when he sings well. shes either very empathetic or thinks harry is just straight up pathetic but either way she advocates for him and says that the 41st cant just leave him alone. she says she wants to respect him. she says she wants them to have a normal relationship. judit minot you would only be horse-faced if horses were beautiful

[crispywizardtale]

[satans-knitwear]

Oooooo i love how this fits 🥰

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

[rokso-o]

nghhhhhh he is sooooo VERY GORGEOUS TO MEEEE 😣‼️‼️

— no cos why is he highkey SERVING all the time?! ATE AND LEFT ABSOLUTELY NO CRUMBS???????

[strwbmei1]

OMG ANOTHER FU HUA LOVER😍😍😍😍😍

anyway, fu hua submissive and breedable (real)

Fu hua that has a dick and makes you ride her but she cant help but get sensitive and get all red once reader is sitting comfortably on her lap.

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I WANNA RIDE HER IN MANY WAYS, SHE DONT NEED TO DO ANYTHING IMA DO ALL THE WORK

Just lemme ride you fu hua😩🤭😘

this. this is so real.

Fu Hua who can't hold back her whimpers and moans as you drag your cunt up and down her cock, tilting her head back as she mumbles how good it feels :((

The first time you lower your hips, she's already trying not to cum. Of course— Fu Hua wants to make sure you feel good too; so she'll try her best to thrust her hips to meet your pace. She probably wouldn't let you do all the work unless you tie her up

Fu Hua lets out a blissful moan as you lower yourself down on her cock; her breathing heavy as she closes her eyes shut.

She can already feel herself close to release, whimpering when you shift a bit. "You okay, Fu Hua?" As your words break her trance, her azure eyes look up to meet yours.

She nods, sighing shakily as you start to move. You just felt so fucking good wrapped around her; so tight. "Just let me take care of you, Fu Hua." You coo into her ear.

With the way her name rolled off your tongue, she wasn't sure if she could hold herself back for long.

[skunkes]

[bpdamn]

daily reminder that there’s a difference between hating your abuser and hating every single person with npd. one is understandable the other one just makes you an asshole