#IM IN ANCIENT GREECE BITCHES

[feistypuppythatwantstowatchball]

does ac: odyssey suffer from bloat due to a game world thats too big? yes. is it still one of my most favorite games ever? yes!!!!!

[bibxrbie]

high pitched screeching: IM GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE!!!!!

[darkmatilda]

could you write a fic about homer simpson pls? 🥰🥰🥰

𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩 𝐬𝐨𝐧 | 𝐡𝐨𝐦��𝐫 (𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫)

aka look at what i'm doing out of love for my wife @angellic4l

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: you have unrequited feelings for homer which is why you go to the place every day where you know you'll see him

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬/𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐰: unrequited love, communication problems, mutual pining, terrorist attack, the extinction of humanity, plague, let me know if i missed anything

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 100k (yeah...personal record)

𝐚/𝐧: as you know i'm not really online and i live under a rock so sometimes don’t get certain references. so im assuming you were talking about homer x simpson!reader? (SIMPSON stands for Sexy Intelligent Mysterious Passionate Sarcastic Outgoing Noticeable)

That day in ancient Greece was exceptionally beautiful. But not just that. It was also very ancient, very Greek, and very beautiful. The Colossus of Rhodes' balls gleamed in the morning light of the morning.

Your traditional tradition had become going to the Temple of Zeus, where among the towering columns you could find your beloved. Homer was…an interesting man. You could say you were friends. Sometimes you’d go out into the city to eat a Caesar salad or share an earbud, listening to your favorite song Achilles Come Down.

You’d had feelings for him for a long time. However, you didn’t know how to tell him. Maybe you should ask him out on a date? Apparently, Antigone was playing on Thursday.

You slowly entered the Temple of Zeus. By the way, apparently, Zeus had recently impregnated a goat. At least that’s what you’d heard.

Homer was sitting with the expression of a Greek philosopher, mumbling something under his breath—probably a fragment of the epic he’d been working on. Something about a guy who gets offended and, because of that, people die.

"Hey," you greeted him shyly.

Homer stirred at the sound of your voice. Above his head, on the temple wall, there was an inscription THEOPHILUS SHIT HERE. You loved street art.

"‘Hey" he greeted you, and his voice sent shivers down your spine.

"What’s up? you asked nervously, stressing over inviting him on a date. Unable to stop yourself, without waiting for an answer, you added "Listen, have you seen Antigone? The play?"

"Nah, bitch, I’m blind, remember?"

꧁༺ 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓔𝓝𝓓 ༻꧂

taglist: nah just kidding

sorry to everyone who thought for a second that this was a real fic

[daonedaonlysk]

im back bitches.

fuck you tumblr for putting my main/old account @daonedaonlyskh and all my side blogs into termination jail. gimme back

okay anyways hi you probably know me from @daonedaonlyskh or one of my numerous side blogs (which I will try to list the ones I can remember below) but my main account and the side blogs are currently under wrong termination and I am desperately trying to get them back

my blogs I can remember include:

@daonedaonlyskh

@esperanza-valdez-official

@fire-boy-official

@vicious-daughter-of-zeus (who has now been moved over to @vengeful-n-vicious-child-of-zeus)

@teen-safe-space (I am/was mod cerulean, and I did get added back :D)

@mache-of-greece (now @mache-of-mycenae)

@another-telemachus-wont-hurt

@a-princess-of-ancient-greece

@the-winged-son-of-hermes

@byproduct-of-hades

@seeking-the-lost-and-the-found (joint blog with another person!)

@lily-evans-for-ya

@jackson-andres-selene

istg im missing one if there’s another blog you thought owned please let me know!

UODATE I REMEMBERED THE MISING ONE IT WAS THE LILY EVANS ONE MB CHAT

UPDATE TWO I REMEMBERED MY THREE CHILDREN J.A.S

anyways yeah. im back

links to other shit that either has or hasn’t been made yet (if you click on it and it’s a link, you know it’s been made)

canonical reasons for my characters disappearances

writings of mine I have found via other people’s kind reblogs

important things where you can find shit about me:

OH YEAH ALSO IF YOU’RE NEW HERE I DO PJO ROLEPLAY AND IF YOURE HERE BC SOMEONE SENT YOU HERE MY IC TEXT LOOKS LIKE:

this

[ph-cutie]

discussions about media representation tends to be most in the line of "dont make only your villains be marginalized" but theres something to be said about people who dont fess up that aspect but in the Unusually Good/Beautiful character categories they still show their biases. watching videos rn of people roasting this one book thats like a fantasy vaguely ancient greece-based and the big magical hotshot of their realm is a girl with "ivory skin and violet eyes" like maybe im wrong but if theyre the equivalent of mediterraneans Who give a piss about ivory skin. the sun is a deadly laser. and like i thought maybe the author did that specifically for contrast but she commissioned artwork of the characters and like most of the characters Who are white people just do not look like south europeans. at this point its like put in a little effort you wont go into withdrawal without 5 blond bitches

[isdalinarhot]

Any more sadeas headcannons?

oh you sly dog. you waited. you waited until i relapsed and got stupid drunk so i would be willing to give out the goods. the good good juicy headcanons. the headcanons i dont usually share because they could be misconsgtrured as "woobifying sadeas" well sorry these are headcanons i have about the terrible serial killer racist piece of shit that has done every crime if you think any of this means im not aware that war crimes are bad or whatever thats on you

ONE. first love ever was a boy who was too old for him. when he was a young teen. probably like 18 or 19 to his 14. old enough that the older guy was being a creep to be honest. but i dont think sadeas ever recognized that. anyway sadeas's first bf was some fuck who instilled some uh. very unhealthy ideals about sex and sexuality into sadeas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like really bad ones!!!!! and because i am charitable i like to think that he unlearned some of the worst ones by the time he hit 30 like i like to think his ob 3 actions do not reflect him at the time of dying i like to think hes capable of the tiniest modicum of growth. but yeah being in that ancient greece ass relationship instilled ingto sadeas the core belief that bottoming and/or submitting is synonymous with weakness and THAT is the reason i headcanon sadeas as a dom top. because he doesn't want to be weak. although im sure by year 20 of sadeas and dalinar topping dalinar got to dom and or top because guess what when you fuck the same person for 20 years you need some spice some variety and sadeas is willing to give up some of his deeply held opinions about self worth and sex for the sake of some fucking novelty. anyway when the dude got a wife sadeas arranged for him to be assassinated. because that would be a lifelong theme for him. also sadeas's dad when he found out sadeas was getting fucked by a dude was pissed as hell. which brings me to

TWO. sadeas had a physically abusive father and a neglectful mother and honestly had to raise himself. it really was every man for himself/every woman for herself in the sadeas household growing up and sadeas was for sure not above ratting out his siblings or framing them so they recieved his fathers ire instead of him. despite this he and his older younger sister (he had 3 siblings: one younger sister who was like 3 or 4 years younger than him, one younger sister who was like 9 or 10 years younger than him, and one baby brother who was born just before his dad died when he was 15) stayed pretty close and she scribed for him before he met ialai. sadeas eventually sent out a letter dictated by his sister to gavilar and dalinar when he heard that gavilar and dalinar were looking to unify alethkar that was like i am sympathetic to your cause but my father the highprince is not. please dispose of him and i will be your greatest ally. and dalinar did murder him gruesomely and i think that is a large part of why sadeas was down bad for dalinar at first. because he managed to get rid of the biggest stressor in his life that he had been dealing with hiswohle life. also i think sadeas is like the third or fourth torol and its because his dad also primarily went by torol that he likes to be called sadeas. keeps a distance from the piece of shit bastard yknow?

THREE he met ialai because she was a friend of his younger sister's, he was immediately smitten by how frankly she talked about killing people and getting rid of them. sadeas likes a bloodthirsty bitch. and it was like. really weird for him yknow? because he had never felt this way about a woman before. before this literally everyone he ever got horny about was a man. all his crushes were on men all his lustful jackoff sessions were about men literally his whole sexuality was men. except now theres ialai. and theres two ways you could look at it and im fond of both. one. ialai was comphet. you just know sadeas didnt have many female friends etc that he wasnt related to. hes not exactly womanrespecter9000 ill tell you that much. and so sadeas meets a woman who he actually gets close to and goes This Must Be Love and treats it as such and marries her even though he later realizes he is not attracted to her and this marriage is simply politically convenient. the secontd option is that he really truly is bisexual and he is really truly into ialai however his flavor of bisexualityis susch that he is like99% attracted to men 1% attracted to women and that woman is ialai. homoflexible if you will. although all this being said i do not think that even keeping in mind that roshar doesnt really have those labels sadeas even if handed modern day framework for all that stuff would still choose not to label himself. because one the hassle of deciding am i really into women or is ialai just bangin (question i ask myself on the reg) is just not high on his priority list of issues to solve two i dont think he would align himself with any queer community. he just fucks dudes he doesnt want to be involved with any pride in fucking dudes. yknow? thats my hot take. is sadeas gay or bi? its none of our fucking business and im not even sure if he knows.

thats all of them i can think of im sorry if this post is extremely foul also sorry for infodumpng i am just passionate on this subject

[alrightandalwaysgettingbetter]

The words above are stupid.

Im old school like ancient Greece. I be rubbing up on them oiled up men and women and non binaries and ECT like they dough. Bitch I am a baker the way I'm kneeding and sniffing the buns.

I’m old school I only like women

[monetnwilde]

[femgirlfriend-moved]

can you actually be haunted by your historical fave? like genuinely haunted? asking for a friend 

[ebonysquib]

at least we aren't shit

[cuuno-moved]

dream smp characters based on texts i have received

tommy-'i think my ass is pogchamp.'

tubbo-'in my defense: :('

wilbur-'Fuck you, it's show tunes time.'

dream-'If I show up dead, that's just me officially going up to heaven to turn in my resume and job application to replace God. I'll be back."

george-'im not a twink.'

sapnap-'what that niko niko nee weeb bullshit and why it slap'

fundy-'ok im angry about a fucking disney movie.'

eret-'bitches be like: wears shades indoors.'

niki-'sweetie i'm going to fucking kill you xoxoxo bitch.'

schlatt-'Sorry, I was watching hentai. What's up?'

quackity-'my boyfriend dumped me lololol can we meet at food lion i need shredded cheese for pizza night'

techno-'*the copy-pasted sparknotes for animal farm*'

phil-'mmm. the children. we have our first casualty.'

bad-'youre never too old to listen to your mother.'

skeppy-'hhhrbnjg. gkjyrssscv. vhjkkjg, gkjyrhkk. jjjsosooabwb. w.'

ranboo-'sorry i was crying are you okay what's wrong.'

jack-'this guy had a knife so i decked that mofo and now i'm in the hospital lol.'

the entire server in a nutshell-'My drug dealer said you know shit about Ancient Greece. help me.'

[cinary]

I posted 9,667 times in 2022

That's 235 more posts than 2021!

75 posts created (1%)

9,592 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@the-king-of-lemons

@bundibird

@tinymacaroni

@justsomegirlreading

@it-may-be-dull-but-im-determined

I tagged 223 of my posts in 2022

#eurovision - 65 posts

#esc 2022 - 51 posts

#eurovision 2022 - 14 posts

#autism - 10 posts

#the amazing devil - 8 posts

#poland - 7 posts

#dracula daily - 7 posts

#whale weekly - 7 posts

#ukraine - 5 posts

#our flag means death - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#a bit because of the thing and a bit because executive function is a bitch and it sometimes takes all of my energy to even convince myself

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Finally some fucking dramatic rain

Well done Poland

119 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

#4

What do we have to do to get some The Amazing Devil concerts? Genuinely asking. Perform a forbidden ancient ritual? Make a blood sacrifice in the forest? Sell my soul? Just tell me and it's done

206 notes - Posted April 18, 2022

#3

Ukraine has colourful parrot-people and a creepy guy

I stan

408 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

#2

Greece's scene looks like someone had a breakdown while assembling ikea chairs

657 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The UK guy looks like he should be from a Scandinavian country

Who stole him?

3,040 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

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[sunshine-tattoo]

saw the first two episodes of the owl house. Thoughts!

the golden guard is adorable

I wanna put him in a little box and carry him around like Paris Hilton and her tiny dogs

Luz's guilt about Eda

im really glad this is addressed. luz is a super sensitive and caring kid. Knowing that her actions inadvertently took away eda's powers must have been eating her alive. But the reassurance she got from Eda was perfect.

the sea monster

my guess is that slaying a peaceful creature like Mama Sea Lion is important for a spell. There's a similar story from ancient Greece where the killing of a creature called the Ophiotaurus (meaning Serpent Bull) would embody the killer with great power. Not because the ophiotaurus was strong or scary, but because it was gentle and innocent. The killing of innocence can mean great power for those horrible enough to do it.

king the parrot

fucking killed me. GG playing with him in the cage was both hilarious and adorable.

Amity's parents

amity's mom was exactly what I expected. Her dad? Not so much. But he makes sense as a character. He's true neutral, just wanting to work on his abominations. The real power behind the throne is his bitch wife. I hope something eats her. Tho I am confused on which parent is the true blight and which one married into the family.

principal bump is such a good man

I didn't think I was going to like him, but he's an old sweetheart. As a teacher, I too would cry if I had to unfairly expel some of my students. Tho I probably also would have told amity's mom to go fuck herself and called a union meeting to protect my kids. But sadly I don't think the boiling isles has teacher's unions.

belos rebuilding the portal door

this didn't suprise me considering how much he wanted the door. But the quickness of it was impressive.

Gus and willow and their families

this is more a side thing but I loved the crow phone thingies dragging the kids home. Willow's dads are adorable.

the glyphs as words

i had been expecting this for a while. I've said since the beginning that magic is an energy source and the glyphs are the directions that allow it to be used. Like computer coding. And just like computer coding, you have to get it right or the system falls apart. Still expected there to be more of them. Definitely a glyph for rocks and maybe one for darkness. But still.

Luz and Amity

so ding dang cute. Little baby sapphic love. Got me all fuzzy and happy. As a lesbian, it would have been so amazing to see something like this when I was young.

hooty and Lilith

did not see that friendship coming at all but I love it so much

[ajaegerpilot]

incest tw

i never read oedipus really, just a bit of the end and a bit of the beginning of the sequel play, but im thinking abt how the greek gods are all up to their neck in incest but their prophecy for oedipus was that he would commit incest - and upon the revelation he literally gouged out his own eyes and weeped for his daughters and how people would judge them for a mistake he made even though it was NEVER in his control. like it's REALLY GUTTING AND I HATE THE GODS YKWIM. tbh since i didnt read the play i dont really know if the gods cursed him to do that, but i get the vibe that they did and also that they suck.

BTW. while on the topic of greek incest, i was looking a little bit into electra and like. i literally dont think there was any incest in the play??????? HELLO? like electra's mom kills electra's dad and wants to kill her brother and electra is like. mad about it and later helps her brother kill her mom. and jung was like. i think this means she wanted to do incest. jung i wish i could draw and quarter you. literally on the wiki: "Portrayals of Electra in Ancient Greece did not generally present her devotion to her father as sexually motivated; however, since the early twentieth century, adaptations of the Electra story have often presented the character as exhibiting incestuous desires"

JUNG YOU BITCH. wow literally all the tragedy surrounding oedipus and electra being things out of their control, and these disgusting psychoanalytists have made their stories not about the tragedy, but about sexuality. that really sucks.

[hematomes]

so glad to see you back, sweets!<3

i honestly don't think you overreacted at all, but let's not keep talking about that when i should be warning you not (!!!) to encourage my violent desires. because i Can beat a bitch up with a bright shiny pink baseball bat and i Will.

well, good time as any to actually continue our conversation from last time. although these back-and-forths feel less like conversations and more like letters haha. though i find letters lovely so im not complaining.

im glad you made a friend out that of that nice person! infinitely better than a one-sided crush for sure lol

i'm so honored you think im cool<33 I don't quite see how being greek (well, half-greek, im also half-asian lol) makes me cooler but hearing that from you makes me happy!

a teacher!! that's so cute!! you do give off those vibes tbh im sure you'll make a great teacher<3

right psychology is just so so so interesting!! more than anything i really want to get deeper into how our minds work, and i love having those "oh so That's Why We Do That" moments. although I really can't stop thinking about what my eng teacher told me years ago, something like "people who want to become psychologists are usually just looking to help themselves" like damn ok:( not so loud:(

today is tuesday and im procrastinating!! but i got new headphones so im in a good mood hehe. i have a good feeling for this week. i hope you're doing good too<3

~soup

<333 you are an angel armed with the best baseball bat in the world

I ADMIT THEY LOOK LIKE LETTERS and i kinda like the idea too, especially bc my handwriting is awful so i can't send. real letters bye

anyWAY

yeah totally id rather have friends ZKDKS AND NO BUT listen im kinda obsessed with greece ok, well especially ancient greece and greece mythology but when i mean obsessed i mean i almost spent around 300€ to go there bc my mythology teacher (bless his soul he's incredible) was organizing a trip following the steps of HERACLES and then i didn't bc covid. it was supposed to be during my birthday too, like man fuck this virus

also omg half asian and half greek no homo but you must be gorgeous

I HOPE I DO IM. YEAH.

honestly understanding something is so cool and as i type this i realize i sound fucking dumb but. pls understand what im tryna say here.

damn your teacher had no chill 😭 but that's. yeah true. honestly the 1st thing my psychology teach (it was clinical psychology i think) was to try and see a therapist, just once like a mental check up bc ong the way ppl neglect their mental health bye. also told us she was herself seeing one and shit, which is cool bc idk abt other countries but here seeing a shrink is SO STIGMATIZED. BABY MY MENTAL HEALTH IS KINDA IMPORTANT YK

oooh new headphones!!! what do they look like 👀 and!! that's such a good feeling, this week better be good then <3 im fine, kinda stressing out bc im slowly approaching a week of,,, exams almost every day but that's alright im feeling good LMAO

[thoodleoo]

bitches* be reading sappho and feeling an overwhelming desire to be lying in a field in ancient greece with their lover, breathing in the scent of violets and listening to soft lyre music in the distance 

*im bitches