#IM JOAKING IM JOAKING IM JOAKING

[dhmis-autism]

Y’all not gonna like this…

Male mallards only have green feathers during mating season, in order to attract a partner.

…

They mate during June.

ACTUALLY I DO LIKE IT BC HOLY SHIT?

[woman-respecter]

both halves of the og slash ship were played by jewish actors. think about that, fandom blogs, before you decide to be antisemitic. the 60's housewives who paved the way for your beloved au and pwp fanfictions were writing about a couple of jewish guys. you western fujos would be NOTHING without jews. keep that in mind.

[bylertruther]

will when he told the police that el hitting angela with a roller skate was an accident and also when he defended her and max spying on them last summer

[hyenaswine]

guy who's allergic to nickel shopping for a cock cage: hey is there nickel in this?

cock cage salesman: no this is a nickel-less cage

[ceruleanvulpine]

concerns for larp weekend

guy who hates me will be there (out-of-game problem)

guy who NPCs the god of undeath is joining us for One Night, which means high odds they're doing a plot with that guy, so my girl might get Smote (in-game problem)

too much rain (both)

[nullapophenia]

a wip and a doodle

and bonus bits of that lisa:

look i spent too much time on the chest hair to just obliterate it under the scar. and also theres the usual :3 mouth under there sadly he must be hidden.

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Honestly Thomas sometimes just looks at us and says, "I think I will call all of you out today"

me swinging a bat in the vague direction of thomas's blog: stop! fucking! perceiving me!!!!!

[sinfoniaminecraft]

Phil/missa/forever is now known as Pissever. Thanks everyone for the input.

[tiredbread]

the world will never take my heart

[intertexts]

god dufresne sucks so fucking bad but imagine being him its such a workplace comedy. your shit ass bitch ass liar boss fucking murders ur coworker for confronting him over his witch. give it a solid couple weeks to plan how youre going to leave and unionize and get this guy executeddd for COMMITTING MURDER and suddenly the guy he murdered comes back alive. and not only is he like yeah he murdered me its lowkey chill but he goes to fucking battttt for your shit ass bitch ass devil liar whore boss & rips YOU a new one for being MAD that he KILLED HIM.

[erin-ruunaser-suggestions]

Can you write me a poem of some kind

dedicated to the little asshole that stole my bag

fuck you

youre short

[uncleardyn]

i had a dream that the next judgement game was going to take place in sotenbori and that mainline characters, saejima most prominently, were going to be relevant to the plot so if/when the next judgement is announced, if it takes place in sotenbori and saejima is there, you’ll know who to thank

[mimicmew]

he’s kind of babygirl material

[reblogs > likes]

[koiryuu]

i hope you guys genuinely unironically enjoy reigen too btw. i hope ur like. paying attention to his character arc and the themes and ideals he represents. i hope he's not just a meme to you but also a well-written, important character in a masterpiece of a story. btw.

[revindicatedbyhistory]

in breath of the wild it´s implied society in hyrule consists mostly of isolated villages (i know some are called cities but honestly no location seen is big enough for a city) which ok makes sense, society got thrown back to early sedentarism, before humanity developed complex states

but then why do the stables exist. by implication random travellers must be the main clientele and reason for existing of the stables, but if there is no greater state why would people travel all that much? not only that, who keeps the roads safe from monsters (of which there are a lot) and bandits (which there aren´t but realistically would exist)? in summary breath of the wild is a 0/10 game because stables exist