#IM SO SOFT OMFG

[fleshdyk3]

god i fucking hate my dad

[64sue]

PASTRY LAN DANNY 🤤🩷

pls pls pls oscahhhhh create your jpg acc 😮‍💨😩😩

[sugar-omi]

MAAAAAAN IF THIS AINT COVE FR 🤭😍💕

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Tua5Cb/

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AHHHHH YSE YOURE SO RIGHT. HE'S PERFECT PLS

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

so fucking winning w bryce and jensen only saying i love you at important times. like it just means so much more to them bc of it. like if they said it all the time sure it'd be cute but when it's been a week or so and bryce is just quietly staring at jensen and when he notices he says "i love you"? MMMGH GIVE ME FUCKING MORE

[p4nishers]

it's about the [clenches fists] "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person"

[wretchie]

will be forever a little pissed that my voice won't rasp... i have no grit...... have never even successfully belted........ not even in my lower registers it just sounds strained </3 trials of a born and bred soprano............

[b0nelessdoodles]

luna wicks makes me very sad she seems so sweet ;o;

a revenge for @dopiysworldsend~!

[hanrinz]

ROSIEE !!! rin wants to give you a rose 🤭💗 pls accept this belated bday gift </3

LIA LIA LIAAAAA ??????!!!!!!!!??!??💗💗💗💗💗💗

[pacheonmaeng]

sqs romeo ver. red stage

[neo-shitty]

THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER!!!!!!!!!!! THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER!!!!!!

[glasseater-3000]

in my buzzcut era

[rybonucleic-ket]

st obsession on the rise again, rewatching the whole series (pirated cuz I'm broke) and the byler brairot is so real

[orcelito]

Some of my favorite things I got today

OFFICIALLY a stay I guess lol. My sister gave me oddinary and my cousin gave me maxident. I got some good cards of hyunjin and I am Very excited about them

And i got THESE. Some beautiful, hefty dice. Dark metal with some kind of glimmer. 2nd pic is them catching the light of the sun. Honestly they're basically perfect for my 80th set lol. No complaints.

AND a rainbow dice tray. Both from my sister.

Special mention for this blanket my dad gave me which is genuinely hilarious

"Love is a nature angel on your shoulder". It was supposed to be a turtle but they apparently sent the wrong one lmaooo. I can't complain tho bc I had the exact same kind of mixup, Which I can now post about

Tried to get my sister a cat mom mug but inside the box was a dog mom mug </3 objectively hilarious tho. Assigned dog mom by store

[yosh-iro]

homemade bread is so fucking good

[diejager]

Omfg pervy roommate König!!! And his poor little roommate is none the wiser to how he abuses her poor cunt every night. He does such a good job fucking his load into her that she confides in him as a friend that she’s pregnant and is super shocked!! But that’s okay, he’ll always be there for her. Now she’ll never be able to leave him. <3

Cw: forced pregnancy, NON-CON/CUB-CON, DARKFIC, pervy!önig, perverted behaviour, somnophilia, dacryphilia, breeding kink, possessive behaviour, pregnancy, drugging, tell me if I missed any.

You’re blissfully unaware of his advances, or his nightly excursions into, pumping his cum into your already filled womb and putting a baby into you. He liked how disoriented and confused you look the day after, waking up pantieless, your bedsheets crusty and dried cum sticking to your thighs. You always come to him for advice, wanting to know why you came all over yourself, leaving you covered in your own slick and cheeks burning with shame when you told him, oblivious of his gleeful eyes narrowed down at you with a hidden grin.

It goes on for a while, he feeds sleeping pills - the ones from his prescribed-bottle for his insomnia - breaking half a pill down to a fine powder and spike your bedtime drink, waiting for you to doze off, sleeping so deeply that even an earthquake wouldn’t wake you up, and he fucks you. He, sometimes, takes his time, thrusting slowly, enjoying the slow and romantic pace, feeling you wrapped around him. Other times, he goes feral, pounding and bruising you, hands manhandling you into the prettiest position to let him fuck you deeper, the head of his red, angry cock kissing your cervix brutally.

You don’t take pills or any contraceptives, letting your monthly cycle roll over and deal with the cramps with painkillers. So he’s not surprised when you come crying to him about being pregnant after going to see your doctor about your daily nausea and stomach pains. He expected you to be pregnant after so many nights of filling you up, pushing load after load of fertile cum - he takes supplements to make him more virile - into your young womb, what he didn’t put into account was the long time it took to finally knock you up, the months he spent waiting and biting the skin off his thumb until it bled to have you round and plump with his child.

You had the prettiest face when you cried, eyes puffy and lips pouty, it made his cock stir, throbbing in his pants. It drove him wild, seeing you cry and whine about not being ready to be a mother, still so young and oblivious to who the father was —you didn’t even remember the last time you fucked anyone. König spent the day comforting you, wiping your swollen eyes with high-quality cashmere tissues he bought just for you, whispering sweet lullabies to you until your tears stop - much to his chagrin - and cradled you in his lap, fingers thumbing the soft fat of your thighs, running soothing circles with his calloused thumb.

He’ll wait until the baby’s born to tell you he’s the father, he might not be patient enough to sit around and wait, but he is patient enough to know when he should and when he shouldn’t wait. He’ll care of you until you come to term. He has the money to buy you whatever you need, KorTac is the best paying PMC and he was a colonel in the past, racking up a large sum of money before he signed a contract. Your cravings, your needs, your wants and whatever else you ask, your roommate - your soon-to-be-husband - König will take care of everything.

What a nice roommate you have, no?

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[dr-slutbunny]

Had a dream that a guy was like secretly in love with me or whatever that's not the important bit

The important bit is that when he confessed he hugged me from behind and wrapped me in his jacket that he was still wearing because it was cold or something and rested his head on mine and whispered "I want you" in the most tenderly needy manner like you see in period dramas and holy FUCK it was so HOT

Like it wasn't explicitly stated what I was wanted for but yall know, right? Yall know 🍆💦