#INSTANT CLASSIC

[blackpnk]

HALLE In Your Hands

[officialchristiancagebbgirlblog]

HES STILL ALIVEEEEEE

(From the Steel City Comic Con Instagram)

I almost screamed seeing him again

[midwestmade29]

Imagine Request ✨

To anonymous: I hope this is everything you hoped for! I'm not sure if I did it properly, but I can assure you I did my absolute best to follow your request. Thanks again for the request…I loved it 🖤

Original anonymous request: "Can I send a Christian Cage x Female!Reader imagine? So what is we have Evil Dilf Christian, The Patriarch, The TNT Champ, the Face of AEW in a serious long term established relationship with a loving America’s Sweetheart, Sunshine Baby Face reader. Is the kind of relationship they’ve never played up on TV and even though they don’t post about each other too often, the fans and everyone is well aware they’re together. Maybe the reader is in a high stakes contender ship match and she ends up injuring herself somehow. This causes Christian to break character and come out to help get her out of the ring and loaded into the ambulance to get checked out and it ultimately ends up with her having surgery and Christian being the best boyfriend/fiance/husband (you can choose that!) he can be and takes care of his woman while she recovers?" Word count: 950 GIFs are not mine. Credit goes to their original creators. I selected each GIF to further help visualize the things happening in the story 🙂

Disclaimers: Some cursing, injury sustained (broken bone), pain due to injury, ambulance ride, mention of hospital and surgery. Read at your own discretion.

“After tonight, we will be the TNT and TBS champs. You’re going to do great baby,” Christian whispered into your ear. You had dreamt about having the shiny belt around your waist ever since you arrived in AEW. You worked your ass off to get this title shot and you’ll be damned if you don’t give the match your all! “You’re going to be watching, right?” you asked while Christian embraced you. “Of course! They need me for a pre taping in a minute, but my eyes will be glued to the monitor the entire time.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is set for one fall with a 20-minute time limit. It is for the TBS Championship!” Justin Robert’s announced, your music blasting through the speakers immediately after. Excalibur hyped up the match, “And here comes everyone’s ray of sunshine, Y/N! She’s looking to take down our reigning TBS champ Julia Hart after securing a title shot last Saturday on Collision. Let’s watch as these two fierce competitors take on one another!” You smiled and waved at everyone while you stood in the ring waiting for Julia to make her entrance. “We love you Y/N!” one fan cried out, and smiled when you blew them a playful kiss. You stood in the darkness when Julia’s music hit, nerves calming a little when you thought about celebrating your victory with your favorite temperamental Patriarch later.

“That’s it baby, don’t ease up! Show her who the real champ is!” Christian yelled at the tv monitor while he watched you. “Don’t count Y/N out guys. She’s holding her own against the champ very well!” Taz praised. “Smart man,” Christian laughed to himself, but his laughter stopped abruptly when he watched you attempt to use Julia’s new finisher against her, landing awkwardly on your feet before your leg buckled causing you to fall. You sat in the center of the ring writhing in pain while you grasped at your ankle. Everyone in the crowd cringed while they watched the replay on the big screen. You tried to stand, wailing in pain when you put pressure on your ankle. “Bryce, my ankle! Something’s wrong with my ankle! I felt a snap and now I can’t move it!”

“Something isn’t right. What the hell happened?!” Tony Kahn’s voice crackled through Bryce’s earpiece. Julia leaned against the turnbuckle, laughing in delight at your pain as she stayed in character. “If Y/N can finish the match, wrap it up and change the finish. Julia will retain!” Tony Kahn called the audible, Bryce sighing in defeat because he knew tonight was supposed to be your night. He bent over and asked if you were able to continue, you grimaced and nodded yes. You stumbled to your feet, trying to hold back your tears as you hopped over to Julia on one leg. She read the situation correctly when she gave you a thrust kick that knocked you back down, instantly locking you in her submission hold Heartless. “Could this be it for Y/N folks?!” Taz shouted as everyone was on the edge of their seats, hoping that you weren’t going to tap out.

“What the fuck was that?! Y/N was supposed to win! Shit!” Christian roared when he saw you laying in the ring with your eyes skewered shut. He bolted through the backstage area and down the ramp and into the ring as the cameras captured his every move. “Christian Cage?! What the hell is he doing here?” Tony Schiavone questioned. Everyone was surprised by Christian breaking character as he knelt by your side while Doc Sampson examined you. No one knew if this was a part of a storyline or if it was real since you and Christian kept your relationship out of AEW. You were placed on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance while everyone watched. Christian held your hand the entire ride to the hospital, assuring you that you were going to be okay. The sirens wailed in the night as you rode in the back of the ambulance. You were delirious from the pain that was consuming you, and your body was slowly coming out of fight or flight mode.

“I’m right here, baby! Take it easy, try not to move your legs. The doctor said the surgery went well!” Christian sat next to your hospital bed holding your hand, rubbing his thumb across your knuckles, and kissing them. Your engagement ring caught his eye, making him smile and chuckle to himself. You were still groggy from surgery, but coherent enough to notice his bright smile. “What’s that smile for?” you murmured as you stroked his cheek with your hand. “I was just thinking about our upcoming vows. In sickness and in health. I guess we’re practicing that part now, aren’t we?”

Recovery was difficult, but you had the best caregiver by your side! Christian waited on you hand and foot making sure you never had to lift a finger. He never missed a doctor’s appointment and made sure to do whatever he could to comfort you after a physical therapy session. As he helped you get situated in bed, an overwhelming sense of gratitude washed over you as you watched the man that most people viewed as evil and cantankerous cover you with a blanket and kiss your forehead. Christian really is the best fiancé!

“Thank you, baby. For everything! You risked a lot when you ran to the ring to help me. You’ve been by my side through this whole ordeal and loving me through it all. It means so much to me having you in my corner.”

“I know you’d do the same for me Y/N.”

“In a heartbeat, Christian.”

[rayz-gamma]

(GURREN LAGANN MOVIES) = "Childhood's end" (2008) & "The lights in the sky are stars" (2009)

[cozyaliensuperstar7]

Gonna miss The Tribal Chief not being at Survivor Series this year. ☹️

[superfreak]

On Cracker Island it will die

I AM A LAMB

[brideofinfamy]

I need Daddy Turtleneck back😭, bring back Christian Cage hottest DILF in AEW💜

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

neil patrick harris was worth every penny of that disney money

[windhamsrotunda]

Doing a tiktok with Christian Cage headcannon:

Author's Note: Here is a fluffy / humorous Christian headcannon that I promised you guys as of yesterday which I didn't get to do. Apologies for the late post 🤧

Warnings: None, just pure fluff and really bad humor (finally I did a headcannon without any smut lol)

"Christian, let's do a tiktok!" You cheerfully announced to your boyfriend, who was reading a book in the corner of the living room.

"Tiktok?" He asked, his blue eyes widening and his brows raised. "You know I'm too old to dance, I might either get made fun of or break something."

A laugh came out of you

"You are never too old to have a little fun with your girlfriend, come on, if I have faith in you, you should have faith in yourself!"

He flashed a little smile

"Okay, my dear. One tiktok won't hurt." He replied, setting his book down and walking over to you.

"Yay!" You jumped up and down in excitement, grabbing your phone and searched through tiktok dances before you and him started the video.

You clicked on a random tiktok, and showed it to him for his approval.

***insert tiktok video of Run It! by Chris Brown*** (y'all don't take me seriously 😭)

You watched his facial expression go from normal to amusing.

"y/n! Seriously? I can't bend down that far on my hands and shake my butt at the same time." He busted out laughing, "Hold on, I need a second."

You crossed your arms against your chest playfully, puffing out your bottom lip.

"Are you done laughing, Mr. Captain Charisma? I know the dance looks too silly, but we can try to do it." You suggested

"Fineee." He grinned, "anything for you, love. But promise me under one condition, you won't post it?"

"I promise. it'll be only for you and me to see."

You pressed the countdown button starting from 10 all the way down to 1.

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1.

*Take 1*

With Christian standing next to you, you began the dance first.

A laugh erupted out of him watching you, he attempted to bend down far to do the next step of the dance but ended up falling flat on his face.

(Poor Christian)

"Oh my God! Are you okay?"

The video stopped as soon as you asked him if he was okay.

"Yeah, told you I was gonna break something." He got up, brushing himself off with his hands and laughing it off like nothing happened.

"Take 2?"

"As long as I don't fall again, then sure, why not?"

Kissing him on the cheek, you restarted the video.

*Take 2*

Trying again, he started first.

*insert gif, pretend its Christian doing the "Run It" dance but in his version below*

"Get it, Christian!" You applauded, following his lead.

"How did we do?" Christian asked in curiosity, rubbing the back of his neck.

Showing him the video, he was in shock.

"We... we did much better." He began to say, "at least I didn't fall again,"

You playfully slapped him on the shoulder.

"Either way, you're a great dancer." Praising your boyfriend, you planted a small kiss on his lips. "You never fail to make me smile."

"Thank you y/n," he replied, softly placing his lips onto yours. "I think you are a better dancer than I am, but all I can say is that was fun."

Smiling from ear to ear, you wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing him once more.

"So lucky to have a man like you in my life who can put up with my silliness."

Likes, Reblogs, and Comments are appreciated! - Shar?

[curlyhairedintrovertsworld]

JUSTICE FOR WHAT WAS I MADE FOR HAS BEEN MADE

[officialchristiancagebbgirlblog]

He’s a NERD

[midwestmade29]

Ok, what do we have to do to get this man to smile like this again? Because it’s just beautiful when he does 😍

GIF credit to @cowboyshit

[zillanovikov]

An Interview with Zilla Novikov

People tell me I’m funny, or at least, that my writing is funny. My goal is for the reader to laugh through the tears.

Dawn Vogel from History that Never Was interviews Zilla Novikov on her blog. DV: Tell me a little about yourself and your writing. ZN: I’m Zilla Novikov (she/her), a depressed millennial who is very tired of late-stage capitalism. Turns out, that’s an endless font of story ideas. People tell me I’m funny, or at least, that my writing is funny. My goal is for the reader to laugh through the…

[thepredatorywasp]

just say when, i'd play again, he was my best friend, down at the sandlot, i felt more when we played pretend, than with all the kens

[guardian-angle22]

Why does the way TK gasping "babe?!?!" crack me up so much?

The shock, the outrage, the betrayal - this is the man he's meant to marry and turns out he's a cold hearted pudding cup thief

There was a more dramatic reaction from everyone in that scene to finding out Carlos ate Paul's last pudding cup than there was when they found out he had a wife.

is it too soon for this joke?