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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
#they're like synonyms and adjacent words and some of them only loosely fall into the category shown i just needed to stick them somewhere#fanfic writing#writing#creative writing#writers on tumblr#writing dialogue#writing reference#writing tips#synonyms#writing resources#for future reference
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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies
#she looks so done with them.........#dog.jpg#art#artwork#painting#oil painting#animal painting#animals in art#dog painting#dogs in art#dog#dogs#fine art#art history#pup#puppy#puppies
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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
#the truest repairman posts#Some of you guys are really just taking the word evolution or “nature” and using it to mean god#If you have to outlaw things to make people stop doing them I’m pretty sure those were the natural things in the first place 🙁
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This counts as vent art.
#art#my art#animation#the fucking tax people informed me that I've got an unpaid bill#I've paid it and the money left my bank account but doesn't show on their end#I tried to call them today to let them know they fucked up#AND THEY WON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE#PICK IT UP SO I CAN TELL YOU OF YOUR FAILURES
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Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
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take your kids to work day!!
#dog posting#border collies#border collie#collie dog#dogs#dog breeding#dog breeds#canines#dog blog#dog photos#woof woof#bark bark#silly posting#look at them#puppies#flickr#animals#mammals#nature#canine photography#good dogs#cute dog#animals being cute#cute animals#sheep dog#shepherd dog#shepherding#sheep herding#shepherd#sheep
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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
#dils declares#i dont think a fetus is a person but if it is i can kill someone/let them die for less than the threats of pregnancy#dils directs
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Queued right up for it
#this makes me think of that one post that’s like ‘i’m a 🪲 fan or a 🪲 hater based on whichever feels funnier in the moment’#growing up on them is maybe just like that#the beatles#chatter tag
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he's like a patron saint to me
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#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit#there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings#erik having mod access for some reason#(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors#someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi#erik fully just doxxes them in the comments
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posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me
#nonbinary#the purple says 'V1 is nonbinary too so it's okay'#thank you people in the notes for reading what I could not#I'm their they/them auncle so I'm very proud :')
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#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#sonic fanart#team dark#miles tails prower#shadow and rouge are a qpr 2 me...#lauve them#tamatojam art
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lets be carried by mama
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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"
#id rather listen so someone pretentiously explain the meaning of a canvas painted blue#than the asshole who doesnt see any meaning behind it at all#artists are pretentious but their works have meaning to THEM and it's so important you at least attempt to see what they see
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