#ITS PROGRAMMING AND ITS FUCKING T I M E D

[baileyboo2016]

Oh god i think i failed this test 💀

[squeakadeeks]

I live for oversharing on the internet but deadass everytime I pause and reflect on this past year I'm just mind boggled by how absolutely horrendous it was.

gonna pop this under a read more if you want to know the goings on or if you want to have a break in the onslaught of everyone posting their W's to simply revel in the absolute cringe state of my life. going to even out the W to L ratio for a spell-

like ?? i mean to be fair, its not limited to 2021 or a "cursed year", the past few years have been extremely hard and getting harder- but right out the gate 2021 was just misery. Stuck working two awful jobs, one of which was social media based and exposed me to extreme levels of harassment for months and was given no protections by my employer (arguably even the opposite, we were forbidden from turning off comments) and then my other desk job had my boss suddenly do a personality 180 and go from absolutely lovely to excessively hostile without reason to the point where I had to quit.

so then i was just aimlessly floating for a while, before BOOM getting hit with rejection after rejection from grad schools, including both my dream schools in a manner that was exceptionally cold.

AND THEN- things at home popped the fuck off, and i dont want to get into too much detail publicly but we dealt with downright haunting situations involving comorbid substance abuse, borderline, and schizophrenia that again, without getting into details- was the most traumatic period i've had in my life (AND LADS i'm a CSA survivor; shit was fucked up. shit fucked me up.)

AND THEN- my ED spiralled out of control ?? to the point where a bitch got scurvy ?? ? ? in 2021 ??? followed by a cancer scare ??? AND THEN i had to move away from home, abandoning Wiggins, Tudball, and everyone who's ever given a rat's ass about me to cali in august during a 119 degree heatwave.

AND THEN the place i moved for had an atrociously hostile work environment, 80+ hour work weeks, insulting and belittling department heads that bullied at least one student out of the program already as working conditions caused my health to decline so bad I couldnt lift drinking cups. For the past 3-4 months we've had problem sets that would take 15+ hours to complete due every 48 hours every single week, on top of teaching our own classes and getting research started....while living alone for the first time and dealing with all the depression that comes with that. my BMP increased by 20 beats since october from stress.

AND THEN- i got hit with academic probation on my first quarter of grad school. now you might think "well gee those working conditions you listed above sound awful, i'm sure others were in the same boat" NO SIR- im pretty sure im one of only 2 students that were placed on probation...like cha boy went from being top of their class with a 3.99 GPA to being potentially the worst student in the cohort and a sub-3.0 GPA in grad school. girlboss behavior.

A N D T H E N- when i came home for the holidays i discovered that e v e r y s i n g l e c o s t u m e I have made in my career except for the two i took with me had been destroyed, thrown away, or damaged beyond repair while i was gone. like i can't even emphasize to all how fucked up this is hitting me. hypnos is destroyed. lif is SUPER destroyed. Joker, akechi, and aigis had most of their parts thrown away; just to name a few specifically. all of this was news to me and i only discovered it when checking on them to see what i could bring back with me. through the screen i am grabbing you by the shoulders to emphasize that every single godddamn cosplay i have made in my life save for robin and nekomancer have been made completely unwearable. this happened yesterday and i still havent even processed it tbh its just 👁👄👁

and on top of it all, like a goddamn insult cherry on an injury sundae, i watched many of my good friends get engaged or form loving happy relationships while cha boy will likely become a 25 yr old virgin soon bc i continue to struggle to develop relationships/no one irl is interested, my acne is popping tf off, i keep gaining weight for no reason, got a string of terrible haircuts, still cant seem to connect with anyone solidly in cali/have a painfully dilapidated and isolated social life with only a few acquaintances, GOT INTO TWO CAR ACCIDENTS IN ONE DAY, broke my hand during a midterm that i then failed, like!!! tell me that isnt girlboss behavior ✨💅

to conclude this internet overshare; thats the year ive had up until now. i keep thinking 2022 will be better but i also fully know that theres no reason for any of this stuff to abide by a calendar and that realistically when dec 31st becomes jan 1st its just hell and pain and misery and suffering forever actually

[muwur]

Since requests were open I was wondering if I could request father headcanons for iwai + ushi + atsumu 🥺 btw your writing is vv tasty n I can’t wait to see you write more !! Keep up the good work n stay safe !!

haikyuu daddee headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for iwaizumi, ushijima, and atsumu

❧ gn reader

✎ 1.4k words

a/n: omg u called my writing taSTY Dx i cri tySM 💞 that is a high compliment for me AHAHAHAH ILY and ty for the request! 

also my lovelies i m back i m sry i was gone so long feojfe i miss yall <3 here u go enjoi, this was fun to write lmk if yall want more characetrs AHAHA

current listen: accidentally in love by sHREK AAHAH jkjk i mean counting crows, they cant take that away from me by ella fitzgerald and louis armstrong, love the way you lie by eminem and rihanna

requests: open!

iwaizumi

✧ prePARED daddy

✧ picked up on this parenting thing p fast, also does a lot of research so he’s ready to face any situation

✧ teaches his kids how to behave n respect others

✧ also makes sure they know not to talk to strangers and teaches them some self defense

✧ be warned these kids are packing a surprise can of whOOP ASS,, dont fuck w them,, plus u wouldnt want buff daddee iwa on ur tail

✧ honestly his kids would be ANGELS ,,, n thats cuz he treats them all so w e l l

✧ mans is ATTENTIVE. he asks his kids about their days, their interests, and encourages discussion about their fEELINGS 🥺

✧ always offers them really valuable and light-hearted advice

✧ and gives them the love and transparency we all wanted but never had--

✧ however his kids are easily (n negatively) influenced esp when uncle oikawa comes to visit--

✧ but mostly bc iwa gets annoyed and slips out a lot of curse words and a “shittykawa” and then his kids started calling oikawa that and now it’s ingrained in them forever fjoefefgfvi (*distant phlattykawa crying noises*)

✧ gives them LOTS of head pats and ruffles as signs of affection

✧ PACKS THEIR SCHOOL LUNCHES and ensures they eat a balanced meal

✧ attends all their games/events,, will get a bit rowdy hype them up

✧ def lets his kids sleep with him when they’re having a bad night or woke up scared from a nightmare (and waits for them to fall asleep before going to sleep himself fojref)

✧ when they were babies he usually succeeded to get them to stop crying by pulling funny faces, showing them their favorite cartoons, or humming a lullaby

✧ when they get older,,, u bet iwa would be suPER protective esp when their kids start being iNtErEsTeD in other people

✧ you: “iwaizumi, they seem like a really nice kid, though”

✧ iwa: *sitting with you in the car, across the street from the ice cream parlor your child said they were at, and spying from the window* “you can’t trust everyone, of course they seem ‘nice,’ they just want our approval”

✧ definitely did not interrupt his child’s potential first kiss at their house’s doorstep by slamMINg the door open “sUDDENLY” cuz he “hEard TheIR vOicEs and THougHt TO lET them In”

✧ effectively traumatized both kids

✧ tho he felt bad after n u made him go apologize so he did (and he was forgiven, only if he agreed to never spy on them again--)

✧ doesn’t stop him from scrutinizing every person yalls kid introduces to you tho

✧ overall a super supportive dad, 11/10

ushijima

✧ ok dEF does not know much about parenting ,, at first

✧ stared at his child like ???nani when you both changed their first diaper

✧ also had plenty of staring contests with his babies ,,, called it bonding

✧ was curious and tasted baby food once,,, immediately regretted it

✧ once put a volleyball next to his child, who attempted to bite it, and took it as a sign that they liked it

✧ after sum time n practice, his mind becomes split between “how to volleyball” and “how to dad”

✧ catch him in the kitchen wearing an apron and whipping up his kids’ favorite smiley face pancakes 😤😤

✧ has an amazing ability to get his kids to stop crying, does really simple things like give them their favorite toy or place a gentle hand on their hand or attend to their needs (mans can tell if they want food or needa poop) and they calm down immediately

✧ carried them on his shoulders once and now they never stop asking him for shoulder rides (not that he minds anyway)

✧ if theres two kids he can probs carry one on each shoulder cuz cmon ,,, have u seen this man

✧ always goes to every performance/game/event his child takes part in

✧ man smiles so soft™ when he goes to the 1st grade play and sees his kid’s name in the program next to their role as “townsperson b” (next year, they upgraded to “singing carrot” in a play about the food pyramid)

✧ if his kid ends up enjoying volleyball, he will teach them e v e r y t h i n g they need to know

✧ but is overall super supportive of anything else his child pursues and doesn’t push anything onto them, would rather let them choose what they want to do

✧ had n o idea what to do when his kid asked him about the birds n the bees asfghkl

✧ couldnt sleep one night thinking about it and just randomly asks you while yall laying in bed in the dARk like “so our child asked me how babies are made and I told them they came from watermelon seeds” (you: 👁️👄👁️ “come again”)

✧ you: *at the grocery store with your child*

✧ child: *hands you watermelon* “I want a little brother!”

✧ you: “haha of course honey” 👁️👄👁️ what do i do (*later to ushijima* “duhfojhguf we needa get another baby i promised our child a younger brother fohurof” ; ushi: “wat” ; you: “itS YOUR FAULT”)

✧ yall eventually tell them not every watermelon can produce babies only really special ones that are really hard to get fhuoefkfotfi theyre not ready for the truth

✧ another great daddee, we stan

atsumu

✧ knew parenting was stressful esp with bABieS but was like eh it cant be that bad right

✧ think again

✧ g o o d b y e  s l e e p

✧ develops phat bags under his eyes, responds with a weak “aha im fine just that parenting life and the kids ykNOW” whenever his teammates ask if he’s oKAY

✧ tried to tempt his kids to eat their mush baby food by trying it himself, nearly gagged but was able to say “eughh yuMM”

✧ loves to lift them high up in the air, even throws them up a little and nearly drops them (yall almost died from feAR but babie was having so much fun,,, yall agreed to be just a bit more careful)

✧ rlly bad at getting them to stop crying, gets very stressed when he’s exhausted every option he can think of then calls you over for some help/advice (you: *immediately calms them down* ; ratsumu: “how--”)

✧ calls up osamu a lot to ask him how to make food ,, then simps whenever his twin brother comes over and the kids are in love with this man and his cooking (”dad why cant you make stuff as yummy as this”)

✧ very affectionate with his kids, gives them lots of hugs and kisses on the forehead

✧ plays with them a lot! whether it’s sports, just dance, animal crossing, or UNO, yOU NAME IT WE PLAY IT

✧ also has no mercy when playing competitive video or board games,, has made them cry more than once LOL

✧ so sometimes he toned it down n let them win,, until his kids actually got better and DEMOLISH him every time

✧ is cool with his kids cursing, just as long as they don’t do it in front of their teachers LMAO

✧ plays innocent when he gets a call from school saying his kid was using ‘inappropriate language’ and is like “whaaat? my child? im not even sure where they learned that, maybe check if the other kids in class are saying those things, too--”

✧ reminisces how much nicer his kids were to him when they were younger and all the time they spent together,,, bc now that they reached their tEeNS they want alone time

✧ wants to be B) cool dad so he tries kinda hard, esp in front of their friends but his kid’s just like dad pls dofjrgjigtgro

✧ also very supportive of whatever his kids want to pursue and dedicates time to help them in whatever ways he can (whether that be to help them practice, make sure he can provide transportation, get them supplies, etc)

✧ always playfully competing with you to see who’s the “better” parent (you win by default)

✧ PROTECTIVE dad and will easily intimidate ANYONE who crosses his kids

✧ takes sum adjustment and mental resilience but daddee atsumu perseveres  😤 absolutely loves his kids and would do anything for them  

[radramblog]

Rating the letters of the alphabet

I feel like part of my style of comedy is just rambling about shit and making loose connections between things as part of an overall bit. I think. I’m no expert on myself, unfortunately.

The inspiration for the following absolute load of shite is trying to search Tiermaker for nothing. Like, no characters in the search bar. Didn’t come up with anything. Did a search for just a space. No dice. What about just a? Surely that’ll bring up everything with an A in the title. But it didn’t, and I was somewhat disappointed.

Then my head started writing bits about letters and that’s how we got here. This is probably really stupid, but maybe it’ll at least be fun. Wordplay is cool, though maybe not my strong suit? Anyway.

A: A is one of the two letters that’s also just a word, as you’ve just seen, giving it a necessary promotion in rank. Not a lot of things get to double up like that, though with the “an” ligature maybe it’s actually a double or nothing. But because of the confusing common connection crossing contexts for the character, it gets somewhat awkward to talk about the letter in conversation. An A, in my opinion, A does not get. 4/5.

B: B is also just a word letter but unlike A when you write it out you have to stick a few extra letters on to make it work, making it not as good. But B’s association with bees isn’t enough, because in the year of our lord, like, 2019 or something, it would become inextrixably linked with shite memes as the B emoji became king. And I just don’t respect that. It’s otherwise a fine letter, dragged down by its company. 2/5.

C: Oh come on now, the word doesn’t even have a C in it anymore! You can sea the see without any of our tertiary letter’s involvement whatsoever. Not to mention how its two main sounds are just copies from other letters wholesale. C must be confusing to non-english speakers, I’d imagine. C as a grade gets what C as a grade typically entails for many a schoolchild. 3/5.

D: It would be remiss of me not to give a sterling grade to the D. Why, none of us would be here without it. While many a youth may find the D to be quite a humourous subject, I assure you I’m taking it with the gravest of sincerity when I say the D has got to be one of the best letters of all.

And by D I mean deity, of course. Wait, what did you think I meant? 5/5.

E: The absolute absurdity that is the E meme elevates E efficiently enough to excel beyond many another vowel. However, it is also the single most common letter in the English language, going so far as to open the damn name. It’s to the point where someone made a point of writing an entire book without using it, and I think Gadsby is cool but mayhaps avoiding fifth uncial was a bit showy. I can’t help but mark it down for the sake of hipster cred. 3/5.

F: F is for Fuck. I like the word Fuck. F is for paying respects. I think the military-industrial complex has poisoned our cultural landscape to the point that a reference to one of its most prized productions’ awkward moments has become one of the most colloquially used meme letters in existence, And That’s Terrible. 3/5, I’m conflicted.

G: Man literally who the fuck cares about G. What is it even good for. Just an absolute waste of a letter, total shithouse. It’s NATO equivalent is Golf, the Worst Sport, too. Who asked for any of this? Just use a J instead, it’s cooler. 1/5.

H: I’ve seen “Hhh” used enough times in written forms of pornography to not consider it a Horny Letter. That and it, being short for Hentai, is often used to denote adult material in Japan. Basically what im saying is, I think this gets worse the less sex-positive you are. 6/9.

I: I think I’ve said enough about letter words already, but I is another high-tier one because like A I is just it’s own thing. It can also, however, be a bit confusing, looking just like an l a lot of the time, and having to constantly capitalise it is a pain in the ass. I also don’t have a particularly high opinion of myself, so a high opinion of I seems disingenuous. 3/5.

J: Clearly the best letter, hands down. I’m definitely not biased. There are so few letters as underappreciated by J- a fact many a person who’s had to do that “assign yourself an alliterative adjective” icebreaker game has had to reckon with. Because it appears to be a lot more popular with names than with words, and that just kind of sucks. 6/5.

K: K has in some circles managed to bump off its partner to become yet another letter word, though in a very informal abbreviated sense. However, when you’re looking into scientific fields, eventually said partner returns, having lost some weight on the trip down to absolute zero. This all makes complete sense in my head, and I’m sure is a lot less funny to anyone who doesn’t live there. 4/5.

L: I’d argue that L doesn’t cop its namesake. It’s a really useful letter, loads of words use it, especially in pairs, and my ADHD-brain thought it was fun to just say LLLLLLLLLLL for a bit while I was thinking about this so I guess that’s staying in now. Put me down as an L Lobbyist. 4/5.

M: Mmmmmm. M&Ms. But also it’s kind of a pain to write. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. 3/5.

N: I’d like to fight whoever decided we should have two letters that sound so similar right bloody next to each other in the alphabet. Actually, who the fuck even decided the alphabet’s order to begin with? Maybe it should go M to N, that’ll bloody show you. 2/5.

O: Our fourth vowel, and perhaps one of the underappreciated ones. O is similarly a letter word, but a much more common one considering its use as an interjection. It’s also one half of a very powerful letter combo, as we’ll see. 4/5.

P: There’s the other half. Many a joke involves OP as a phrase, whether it mean overpowered or original poster, and the letters’ adjacency is a lovely bit of serendipity. Whenever I say P out loud, on its own, I have to resist the urge to do some incredibly shitty beatboxing, which may or may not be a good sign. 4/5.

Q: I was going to write some very harsh words about Q, and its dependency on U, but then I realised that that is probably hate speech against the disabled. It still sucks, though. 0/5.

R: R is the one I am most struggling to think of things to say about. R is another letter that’s just kinda there. I’m sure the Roberts and Rachels of the world would disagree with me, though. It’s also the name of a program that I know has traumatised a lot of young biologist wannabes, slapping us with a whole pile of maths and statistics when we just wanted to look at cool plants and shit. Or in my case, cool cells and shit. 2/5.

S: The most overrated consonant, but also the thing that makes plurals not a pain in the ass. However I’m going to lean towards giving S a positive rating, if only because it’s associated with snakesssss (and serpentine characters who can talk) and I like those. 3/5.

T: I don’t think T gets enough credit as one of the pillars of the English language. A lot of very common words feature it, and yet it feels like it never gets the same level of credit as big shots like S or half of the vowels. T is like the character actor of the alphabet, is basically what I’m saying. 4/5.

U: Ah, the letter Americans hate for some reason. I think this is actually commentary on the history of American politics. Because throughout history, America has been extremely selfish and self-centered, while attempting to present a positive image that people are finally seeing past. They only entered WWI and WWII when it was convenient for them, they started wars and initiated coups in even their allies for petty ideological reasons, and they’ve gone to war with several countries and funded wars with several others seeming just for shits and giggles. Because apparently if you’re not an American, then you’re not one of them, and that means they hate U. 4/5.

V: I actually think V is underrated. It’s a fun sound. That’s it, no joke here. It’s neat, I like it. 4/5.

W: This may come as a shock to you, but double-u over here is actually two Vs! unless you’re writing in cursive, but fuck cursive. The French actually have it right on this one, naming it double-v (pronounced doobleh-vay). Add in the fact that it’s literally just M upside down, and you’ve got a pretty shite letter. 1/5.

X: There’s a reason literally every “A is for Apple” thing you see made for kids uses Xylophone for X, and that’s because there are no commonly used words that start with it. Seriously, it’s all just scientific terms- I’d argue X-Ray is more common than Xylophone in common parlance, but also, who wants to explain imaging to a kid. It doesn’t even get a second page of words on Dictionary.com. X also has implications as a letter word, that I’d rather avoid at the moment. 2/5.

Y: Ah, Ygreck, everyone’s favourite “what the fuck, France?” moment. Between that and being sorta kinda not really a vowel, Y prompts its own question more often than I’d care to admit. 2/5.

Z: As a (technical) member of the generation associated with this letter- on the one hand, I’m sorry, on the other, y’all have it coming. The final letter of the alphabet, one of the other ones worth 10 in scrabble (and yet X isn’t???), and one we probably got pretty sick of in the early 00s when it was everywhere- ironically, when most of the generation was getting born. 2/5.

And that’s the lot of them. I hope this didn’t alienate any non-English speakers too hard. It’s probably fine.

Join me for more bullshit next time I have another stupid idea. I mean, tomorrow.

[jinfilms]

mobile header tutorial

hello! I’m here to share how to create a header similar to these that i’ve done in the past. here are the tools i’m using:

photoshop cc 2018 (from @birdysources)

some picture of hoseok probably from either twitter or weverse i don’t remember lol

i included pictures and tried to make it VERY beginner friendly, but please, send me an ask or dm if i’m unclear at any point. it’s 2:38 am as i’m making this tutorial and i just downed my cold brew so i’m sorry if it’s messy

1: open your picture in photoshop (here’s the picture of hobi if u wanna follow along)

2: find the quick selection tool

you’ll find it in the left sidebar, fourth from the top. i’ll often use this and the tool above it (polygonal lasso tool) depending on the photo. the quick selection tool is faster but more tedious, in my opinion, but hoseok was easy enough to cut out just using the quick select. use both! whatever u are comfortable with. 

here are my settings for the tool:

i almost always keep it at 3px. unless the image is huge, then i’ll go up to 5px, but never really above that. 

3: trace over your subject(s) (aka hobi) by dragging the tool along the edges, until you’re happy with the accuracy: 

4: find Select and Mask (directly above the image):

and here are the settings i’m using:

then press ‘Ok’ !

5: Select Inverse (right click inside subject)

now we’re going to press ‘backspace’ on your keyboard, and the background will be gone~ 

make sure your file isn’t locked! it should be labeled ‘Layer 0′ and not ‘Background’ (if it’s locked, just double click it and press ‘Ok’ on the window that pops up)

after pressing backspace to delete the background, it should look like this: 

then deselect it all. now is the time to look closer at your newly made render and see if there’s any cleaning up to do. i’m good to go, so i’m gonna continue on with making my header. 

tip: drag the subject (hobi) with the move tool (very top tool on your left sidebar) to the center so he’s in the very middle. it should click to the center (you’ll see the pink line) 

it’s not necessary for the tutorial but if you plan on saving this render as a .png and dispersing the renders you make-- it’s just cleaner looking to have them centered! 

6: File > New 

i always use 800 x 430 for mobile headers. for gifs, i size it down to 650 x 349.

7: resize and drag hobi into the new canvas (Image > Image Resize) 

for single subjects like this i usually resize them to ~300 to ~400. whatever you think looks best tbh

now drag the file from its place up top:

then the file from where it’s labeled ‘Layer 0′

8: now hobi is inside the canvas where the actual header is going to be made~ you can get rid of the render, or save it as a .png, whatever u plan on doing w it

i’m gonna center my hobi for the header i plan on making! from this point it’s just gonna be coloring, sharpening, etc. if you’re interested in using any textures like flowers or bring in other renders of objects, DeviantArt is a great place to search for texture packs. @beapanda on DeviantArt makes beautiful resources (kpop and non kpop related) be sure to credit them or whoever u save ur textures from! 

for this header i’m not going to be using any outside resources, i just want my hobi to be the focus~ 

for the background, i’m gonna use a gradient from this site (this pack is 200 images. phew) 

i’m using no. 200 from that pack.

9: optional- i’m gonna make some extra layers and start coloring hobi using clipping masks. 

make a new layer > right click the new layer and find ‘create clippink mask’ > set the layer to either color, overlay, or multiply (whatever you think looks best and does what u are trying to achieve)

here i’ve just make layers to color things like his hair, his hoodie, and baby mang

here’s with vs without: 

and when you’re done, go ahead and right click your primary layer (subject layer) and click ‘merge clipping mask’.

10: coloring~ 

find a psd you like or being to color the header yourself. for this header i’m gonna be using a homemade psd. i’m not gonna go into detail bc there are sooo many places to find psds on tumblr and deviantart. just like you brought hobi into the header canvas, drag your psd there, and that’s how u apply a psd. 

when u are happy with the coloring, right click the bottom layer and flatten the image. 

11: topaz clean + unmask sharpen

topaz clean is an addition u have to manually add to your photoshop program. u can google how to do it, but if anyone’s struggling i can show u how i did if i remember (but i’m pretty sure i do)

topaz settings:

unsharp mask settings (go to filter > sharpen > unsharp mask): 

honestly, topaz is completely unnecessary, but i like the way it looks so i’m gonna go with it anyway. sharpening the header alone will still give you a great outcome

12: final step, header border time~

over on my film/tv blog @gusdapperton​ i’ve made a header template pack (click here if u just wanna use my premade borders) but for this tutorial i’m gonna show u how i actually made those (minus the cloud one, i was just fucking around lol) (it’s so simple)

>>> if u DO just save one of the borders i made in that pack, resize it so the width is at 800 and drag it to your header canvas. set the layer to ‘screen’ and bang there u go! 

BUT with that method u can’t change the color from white. so if u want a border with any other color, keep following the tutorial >>>

go to view > rulers and select that to show the rulers (duh)

click from inside the ruler (light grey) and drag out your guides. here are where i’m placing mine:

they should ‘snap’ right into place, but if they don’t, make sure u go to view > snap and that’ll fix it. u will know what i mean once u try it lol

select the curvature pen tool (right click the pen tool to show more tool options):

and begin to place your dots. thanks to the guides, these dots will also snap into place

here are mine: 

(i eyeballed the two in the middle, it doesn’t need to look perfect tbh)

this next step is sorta stupid but i haven’t found a better way to do it yet lol

to close the shape just make sure to closely follow the direction of the dot you last placed, then go around to make your way back to the first... it looks silly but like this:

just play around with the shape and the tool... u will get the hang of it lol

now look up ^ and press Selection

then ‘Ok’ in the next window. then boom~ there’s your selection for the border we’re about to make.

make a new layer then select the rectangular marquee tool (second from the top on the left sidebar) and either drag with your mouse or use the arrow keys to move the selection we just made. here is where i’m placing mine:

then select your paint bucket tool (if you can’t find it, right click the gradient tool and it’ll be one of the sub tools, like i showed u with the pen tool)

make a new layer, then fill it in (i’m using white)

you can stop there, but to make that line like i did in my border template pack, press the down arrow on your keyboard and go down 5-10 pixels, press backspace, go down the same amount of pixels, and re-fill that area. 

now unselect. there’s the border~ 

now go to view > clear guides to get rid of those. u don’t need em anymore :) i’m also going to move the border we’ve just made down to the bottom of the canvas since we don’t need that big gap there. 

>>> tip, don’t fill in the white directly on the layer if you wanna change the color. create a new layer on top of the border layer, right click > create clipping mask > fill the layer with the color u want for the background. example: 

it saves the integrity of the shape. if you color fill right over the white, look closely and you’ll see it looks sort of pixelated and not as clean or smooth. it’s subtle but noticeable enough to me where it bothers me. 

since this color i chose is kinda vibrant and clashes, i’m gonna help it out some. go back to the quick select tool and select everything inside your border layer. make a new layer, fill the layer with black (any color will do, it doesn’t matter) and set the fill to 0%. double click that new layer, and a new screen will pop up. go to drop shadow, find the settings you like, and boom. here’s what i did and what it’ll look like: 

now u are finished~ i didn’t do this but u can skip sharpening the header earlier in the tutorial and reflatten the image again to sharpen it at this point instead but, yknow, i didn’t do that lol

here’s the final product (save by going to file > export > save for web)

preview of how it looks on mobile:

background: 8bd4ed

the end~ please send me an ask or dm if you haven any further questions, i will try my hardest to help <3

[cruddyborderlandstheories]

GEARBOX THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED THAAAAHAHAHAANK YOUUUUU

FUCK OKAY TRAILER BREAKDOWN BECAUSE I AM LOOOOOOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS TRAILER HOOOOOLY SHIT

POSSIBLE PSOILERS??? MAYBE? GOD DDDDDAYMN WHAT A WAY TO GET BACK INTO THE THEORY SCENE LMAO

SO FIRST OF ALL I’M NOT CERTAIN THIS IS RELATED TO THE BARMAN/SECOND STARS CULT QUEST I FOUND IN THE FILES AS SOME PEOPLE SUGGESTED, BUT I WILL ADMIT IT IS SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC. MAINLY ABOUT A CULT AND THE FACT WE SEE A BAR HANGING OUT IN THE TRAILER, BUT HEY, I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS RIGHT NOW I AM JUST GOING TO ENJOY THIS WHILE I CAN

ANd breathe in

breathe okay

okay

im okay.

i’ve watched this trailer like 15 times already oh my god it’s so good. i wasnt so hyped about the casino dlc bc, like, i already spoiled myself on it BUT THIS IS (AS FAR AS WE KNOW) UNCHARTED TERRITORY AND

IT’S TECHNICALLY A WATER PLANET

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

okay

okay

i will stop using caps

for the most part

hhhhhhh

okay.

let’s just be calm. i got this

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS THOUGH????

oh ym goD

the fucking lighthouse sent me. i just. i went feral for a solid hour and a half. just wheezing on my test. i fell onto the floor at one point, don’t remember when. it was so fucking good, i couldn’t feel my goddamn hands

;-; its so beautiful i could stare at this all day hhhhhhh

i just

hhhhhhhhhhhh

oh ym godddd ;-;-;-;-;-;-;

it’s so fucking beautiful

i can’t

okay

we see the gun/health station under the lighthouse so it’s not really THAT big, and we can see a town in the distance. running across the ice sheets is giving me HUGE southern shelf vibes which i am in love with. this whole aesthetic is just ;w; so good

there’s a catch a ride in that town as well so we know this area is fairly big (which is confirmed in a later shot)

and oh my GOD can you imagine seeing some big ol beast lurking beneath the surface of the ice sheets hohhhh

MAN

okay sorry im still not oevr this its just so fckign good

inside the belly of the beast rotting Monster and OHHHHHHHHHHH THE IMPLICATION-s of that. of that. im calm.

we get a look at 2 new enemies and mmmmmm we get a better look at them later on so just look how fuckig beautiful thsi area is with its acid that’s probably rotting stomach acid and AAAAAAAA

first close up of the town, giving me really big uhhhh we happy few vibes? which im not complaining about

TENTACLES asdfghj

anywway more toen, bridge looks like like athenas which is DOPE im hype for more athenas-esque architecture

the TOWNss oh my god im so im love with this aesthetic god. damn.it i need this injected directly into my veins like right N O W

also the bridge is going over another pool of acid, which the tentacle is coming out of. i imagine this monster was sorta acid based, which is funny. since. frozen water planet. and it’s OOZY too. oozy boy means the eridians didn’t make this one! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hm who’s ready to face the unintended consequences of our actions?! NOT THE ERIDIANS WHOOO BOY (you cannot tlel me that there are mantakores on this planet and not say there was eridian fuckering going on nooOOPE)

also, side note, DIGGING the spike pit under the house on the bottom right. hope we get to explore that bad boy

ALSO

who are you mysterious figure whose cape billows in the wind? are you just part of the environment?? MAYBE

more town

first look at that BEAUITUFL red barrier which OOOOH I WANNA TOUCH SO BADLY

look at it

LOOK AT IT

NOODLE BOWL

EATS??? food place?? im not sure i can’t read, Jared, 19

see s-ar(?)ed??

THAT

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL

doesn’t look like a corporation shield (no corporation gunk lying around either) and we do know red glowy shit is the New Eridian Aesthetic, so im just saying.

it could be a corporation tho, mostly because uhhh later shots

hold up

that’s not uhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah it CAN’T BE lol

cursetown - something something

these red thingies are probably just rotting monster flesh but it does look very similar to the vines on nekrotefeyo

given how worried wainwright looks i imagine him and hammylocks are being coerced into the whole marriage thing in order to complete a ritual

i mean no judgement but that red background is absolutely garrish for a wedding

1. pirate ship??? please??? look at all the mist outside and the wooden bars

god PLEASE can i get a pirate ship.  CNA I PLEASE GET A PIRATE SHIP

Captain scarlett wsan’t enoughhhh

2. why the fuck does she have a tail

3.

DJ Midnight performing Saturday: The Dark Mix Deep W???? Hear The Voices (hmmm) and Let The Music Enter You

gee i wonder if this is cultist propaganda

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE

BUT YOUR TIMING

SUCKS

IIIII AM HERMEAUS MORAAA

no wait wrong game

BUT BRO TENTACLES COMING OUT OF THE MAGIC PORTALS???? UFCKF UEYS THIS FITS PERFECTLY INTO H2O A- i mean, damn haven’t we got enough tentacles from the destroyer?? wow gearbox... heh. hm.

SO I AM WONDERING IF MAYBE THE GREEN UNDER THE BRIDGE AND SUCH ISN’T LIKE CORROSIVE ACID BUT MAYHAPS SOME SORT OF MAGIC SLUDGE COMING OFF THE BIG OL MONSTER BOY THAT THESE CULTISTS ARE HARNESSING TO TAP INTO something. i lost steam. but i mean MAGIC PORTALS

and we all know where teleportation takes us

MANTAKORES!!! WHICH MEANS ERIDIAN INTERVENTION SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE

they seem like fire/ice boys which i absolutely adore

THIS SHOT IS SO COOL OH MY GOD

LIKE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN IT JUST LOOKS D O P E

WHAT IS THIS??

WHAT IS THIIIS??

CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR JACKET

OH ALSO

I MENTIONED IT IN ANOTHER POST BUT THIS

REMINDS ME A LOT OF THIS

IM SURE THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO CORRELATION BUT I THOUGHTIT WAS FUNNY

ALSO REMEMBER THE BLACK EYES THING I HAVE A WHOLE THINGIE THING IMMA BRING BACK OT IT JUST HOLD TIGHT

THIS SHOT?? OH MY GOD? IT’S LIKE A MOVIE????????? I LOV EI LOVE IT LIV E OT

nND THE WOLFIE BOYS THATTHE ARTICLE MENTIONS

UCKING TENTACLES HFDGDHFGJKH THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL OH MY GOD

HE’ SGOT TENTACLE ARMS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHADAM

BRO IM

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND A GUN THIS MOTHERFUCKER STILL HAS A GUN

WHAT A MAN

MORE TECHONOLOG Y THAT IM SURE PLAYS A ROLE IN THIS SOMEHOW

BEAUTIFUL

WE SLAM THIS DUDE UP AGAINST A WALL SO HARD SHE/HE/THEY (I ASSUME SHE BC WE CAN’T SEE HER FACE AS A COMMON TROPE) 

BREAKS THE WINDOW WHICH LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A WINDOW ON SANC-III BUT IM NOT MAKING ANY ASSUMPTIONS

also red SPARKS WHICH REMIND ME OF ERIDIANS AGAIN

also her whole helmet thingie??? very Guardian-like

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS GIVING ME HUGE HECTOR/KEY/PLANT/ERIDIANBULLSHITTERY VIBES THEY EVEN HAVE THE GLOWING SACS OF OOOOOOOZE

which is another point to the “green sludge is magic/connected to their powers somehow” theory. hmmm i hope we mix neon green and eridium purple. purple/green is my favorite color combo. and ugh with the lovecraftian vibes? be still my beating heart!

WINNIE SHOOTING SOMOHE

i fucking LOVE the laces on this shotgun. so fucking pretty omfg

magic circle MAGIC CIRCLE MAGIC CIRCLE

also new chest it looks like

BROO??? HOLY SHIT?????????

JABBER WOLF!! SO FUCKING COOL

THAT SKULL MOUTH IS SO FUCKING DOPE IT LOOKS LIKE TROY’S TATTOO

ohhhhhhHHHHHH THE MOON IS GREEN TOO DON’T DO THI GEARBOX IM GONNA SCREAM IF THERE’S ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE ERIDIUM

THIS SHOT OHHHH

THE BAR LOOKS FUCKING FANTASTIC OH MY GOD

shots SHOT SHOTS SHOT SHOTS HTOSHSTOHSOHTS

dND the MERFOLK TAIL ON THE FAR RIGHT I DON’T GIVE A FUUUCK WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS THAT’S MER TAIL THAT’S A TAIL FUCK U

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YSEY SEYSEYSE BIGGG

THE BARTENDER OHOH

HAVE I MENTIONED THE GIANT FUCKING MUSHROOMS BTW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GETTTING SUCH DRAGONBORN DLC VIBES I LOVE IT

SWEETFRUIT VILLAGE BTW THAT’S IMPORTANT

YOU ALLL LOOK SO FUCKING AMAZING OH MY GOD

the bartender!!!! his glasses!! AND THE VOICE MODULATOR???

the netch looking boys are called

slithercresses btw and THEY LOOK STUNNING

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NEW RED CHESTS??? LOOK ERIDIAN TO ME

WHICH MIGHT MEAN------

ALSO THE DIMENSIONAL TRANSFER PROGRAM ON SANC-III WHERE BBY BOY MAUREICE MAKES US A PORTAL TO HELL??? WHICH GREEN OOZE WHICH IS “HECKTOPLASM” BUT MAYBE ACTUALLY N O T

THE STAR OF THE SHOW BABY GIRL GAIGE WHO’SACTUALLY OLDER THAN ME NOW FUUUUUUUUCK

YOU’RE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL II LOVE YOUR NEW GOGGLES

H??????????????

POSSIBLE NEW PSYCHOMASK UNLESS HE’S JUST GROWING THOSE BONE HORNS IN WHICH CASE YOU GO MAN IM PROUD OF YOU

TENTACLE GUNNNNNN WHICH BETTER LPAY A PART ERIRDIANS YOU FUCKS

THIS PLACE IS WHY I THINK THIS MIGHT BE RELATED TO S O M E CORPORAITON? BUT THEN AGAIN IT MAY JSUT BE THE CULT HEADQUARTERS OR WHATEVER, THAT RED BUBBLED MANSION LOOKS P HQ

FOOD CARTS AND ALSO WHATEVERS IN THAT SWINGING BAG LOOKS LIKE BONES HELL YEAH

this this THIS THIS THIS THIS WHAT IS THIS A NEW CIRCL  E OF SLAUGHTEr? ERIDIAN???

THEYRE PUMPING SOMETHING INTO/OUT OF THE CORPSE!!!!!!! ALSO

mutaTED FEET

[something] world! with a skull symbol on the side

both green btw

god YES I LOVE GREEN AND PURPLE IM SO HAPPY

SAILOF HOLE

hammylocks helping us with a fight by some bones and more wolfie boys!!!! i love these little dudes

FIRE MUTATED SLUGS AAAAAAAAA THEYRE SO COOL

ns tHEY CUR L UP INTO BALLS AND ROLL AT YOU LIKE KRAGGONS

AND I WONDER HOW THE SLUGS MUTATED IS IT POSSIBLY THE G R E E EN?

AND THEIR SHELLS LIKE SUCC UP LAVA?????????????

THESE BRAIN-Y BOYS 

SO BLUE I LOVE THEM

AND MORE GREEN MIST BY THE WAY OWOWOWOWOWO

another look at a baddie with STUDS THIS TIME

A MAGIC WARLOCK TYPE BADDIE THIS TIME AND HE SUMMONS A STAFF AND ALSO I THINK THAT’S ERIDIUM CANNISTER BEHIND HIM

AND IT HAS SIMMILAR TENTACLESTO THE GUNS DO YOU THINK WE’RE FINALLY GOING TO GET ANA NSWER ASA TO WHY OUR GUNS ARE A L I V E

MORE SNAIL DUDES AND THE GREEN STUFF IN THE BACKGROUND M A N I LOVE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SNAILS

OOOOOZE

BACK AT IT AGAIN IN MY CYCLONES

GREEN FUCKING PUDDLES

B O N E S FUCKING I HOPE THIS EXPLAINS HOW THE SKAGS ON PANDORA GOT SO FUCKIN LARGGO OUTSIDE OF JUST ‘YEAH THE SEASONS’

MORE

this

THIS

ONE

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SAURIAN THE ARMORED ONES THE BASHY ARMORED ONES THAT START WITH ‘C’

TWO THAT GUN IS KICKASS

IT’S GLOWING G R E E N AND IT HAS ***THE TENTACLE BARREL***

OHHHH IM SO READY FOR AN EXPLANATION GEARBO X PL E ASE

GIVE IT TO ME

ALSO THIS

IM EXCITED ABOUT

PROBABLY RELATED TO SWEETFRUIT VILLAGE BC THE MUSHROOMS MAYBE THEY USE IT TO MAKE BOOZE MUSHROOM BOOZE EW

WHY IS HE GRAY?????? HE’S NOT WEARING A JACKET MAYBE HES CRYO-FLAVORED

more sluggus THESE ARE GREEN FLAVORED :O

also, side note

PLEASE TLEL ME THIS WAS INTENTIONAL GEARBOX

LEMME SLAP BLANE’S ASS

YOU *GUYS* PLEASE

BUBBLE MANSION??? GREEN OOZY VILLAIN THAT GOT SLMAMED INTO A WALL??? BABY BABY GIRL

THE R E D

and she’s USING A TENTACLE GUN TOO

THAT’S GOTTA MEAN SOMETHING RIGHT

hhhhhhHHHHH

also ther’e sa fridge on the left lol

also the consoles look similar to that one shot with zane which is why i believe this is part of that bubbled-y mansion.

YES ES YES YES YES YESY SYEYSE 

I WANNA RIDE THE SKY TRAM SO BAD PLEASE

I WANNA REENACT UNTIL DAWN

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEEEEEED

ALSO NOTE THE EYES

AND THE PURPLE HOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN ERIDIUM PURPLE

ANYWAY I HA[VE TO GO EAT FOOD NOW BUT GO LOOK AT THIS LINKN

I LOOKED UP THE NAME OF THE PLANET AND MYTHOLOGY AND NOTHING CAME UP, BUT GOOGLE RECOMMENDED ME 

T H I S

https://pantheon.org/articles/l/lycurgus.html

AND MAN OH MAN

“FAMOUS FOR HIS PERSECUTION OF DIONYSUS” THE GOD OF P A R T I E S LIKE IDK A WEDDING PARTY, WHICH FORCED YA MAIN MAN DIONYSUS TO <JUMP INTO THE OCEAN> WHICH COULD HAVE SOME RELATION TO THE TENTACLES

OH AND ALSO LYCURGUS WAS THEN <<<BLINDED>>>  WHICH COULD PLAY A PART IN THE BLACK OOZY EYES EVERYONE HAS

DIONYSUS ALSO ENDS UP PUNISHING LYCURGUS WITH MADASS AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT RELATES

OKAY BYE 

[arks-self-ship]

The main Baby Blue Boys!

So I like to jump around AUs with my F/O N//ightcrawler, and with M//arvel’s multiverse that makes it easy! But I do have a few main base versions of my F/O that most of these AUs are built off!

Blue: Blue is the generic 6/16 base, He’s a sweet boy.

Goldy: Ultimates but if ignoring a lot of canon. Super gay and sometimes ends up leaving the x//men with my S/I so he can begin to actually heal from his tramua. I tend to use this one a lot because I like angst. Warning: due to the canon I pull from his behavior can often be considered borderline "yandere" so feel free to avoid that, but he's non violent just very possessive. My S/I knows how to deal with that and is very good at setting boundaries with him.

Three: Three is a version of Ultimates who was in the W//eapon X program much much longer. In canon it was implied he was there for less than a year (Even saying “all these months in this horrible place” and a scientist dude saying something about a few months ago too) but in this AU he was there for almost 3 years and it kind of broke him. He’s a lot tougher, stronger and scarier and often seems to be very distant and grumpy but he does have a huge soft spot for my S/I. Unlike Ulti and canon ultimates he has no problem with killing anymore, but tries to only do it if he has too. He usually has a knife made of mysterious material (not metal, but looks metallic and is as strong as a//damantium) that he’s very attached to and always has on him. The knife was sometimes given to him by my S/I sometimes it was stolen from the person who tormented him at W//eapon X. Very protective of my S/I

Nighty: Kind of a mix of E//volution and a bit of the A//pocalypse movie version. Just a really sweet goof who’s not always sure what he’s doing. Usually already struggling with his sexuality when my S/I shows up. Mischievous baby who just likes to cause (mostly) harmless problems. Very very casual best friend vibes with my S/I until whoops they kiss! (bro...) Still keep things very casual after though. Usually has a secret dating trope thrown in for extra shenanigans. Aged up, usually having just entered or about to start college but has known my S/I for a few years. (Please note I only ship with him because I was the same age as he was in canon when I first started shipping with him and he aged with me. It's the same storyline as back then)

Baddy (under construction, not available for asks): Villian AU and also kinda a Soulmate AU where Kurt works with his parents as part of a family "bussiness" that involves a lot of robberies and theft. When my S/I comes along and they finally meet he brings them into the family bussiness. They're more "be gay do crime" than world domination so it's mostly stuff like stealing from the rich, vandalism and random destruction of property, and just fucking with super heroes at random cause they get bored. They got a particular beef with the X/Men cause they were really shitty to my S/I when they first got there. VERY protective of my S/I

For Hire (Inactive, not available for asks): Kind of another Villain AU that's a combination of Three and Baddy. After escaping W/eapon X and learning it was shut down Kurt was left alone in the world with his only skills being sneaking and killing. In this AU he became a mercenary for hire, killing or stealing so he could have enough money to survive. When my S/I comes along they team up, constantly taking jobs just to meet rent each month and be able to eat. He does all the killings, but they work together for everything else. They're constantly butting heads with the X//men. In some storylines eventually get a redemption arc, joining the X//men but secretly whoever is in charge (be it X/avier, L/ogan or Scott) is having them take people who are to dangerous out (X/Force 2008-2012 style) so they can stay somewhere safe to live and not worry if they're going to be able to eat that night. Very very protective of my S/I, includes a frenzy mode where he sort of loses touch with everything around him and just kills anything that isn't my S/I.

Big Blue: Based on the 2015 X//men inferno S/ecret Wars thing where N/ightcrawler gets his soul ripped out and is turned into a monster by D/arkChild. Slightly different than canon where G/oblin queen doesnt kill off his mind and at some point my S/I is able to use their empath powers to sever the control D/arkchild has over him (although for plot reasons how they break him out of the control varies depending on what I wanna do). Usually involves them helping him find his soul again, and once he gets it his mind is still kind of broken but he’s closer to normal and able to transform back and forth between his beast form and a slightly different version of his normal self (look varies, usually has horns, longer fur on his forearms and claws). But hey hes got a bunch of sweet new powers! And after kind of going feral in his beast form and killing D/arkchild he becomes basically a scabbard for the S/oulsword, which both he and my S/I can wield. Tends to be extremely protective of my S/I and in constant need of attention

Kid: based on the Kid N/ightcrawler from the 2012 X/-treme X/men series, classic kid genius and usually around 14 like canon. Non-Romantic character!!! Usually a little brother figure for my S/I! Unlike in canon he did not die in the X/termination event (only x/avier did), instead having serious injuries and losing his left leg and messing up his ability to teleport to the point even a couple teleports will completely wipe him out. His Earth’s version of my S/I was a huge hero, considered one of the big five (alongside S/piderman, Capt M/arvel, T/hor, and B/lack P/anther) so he’s very star stuck and admires them a lot. Sometimes shows up if my S/I gets knocked out of their dimension and needs to go home, othertimes my S/I is a part of their team with a romantic version of NC on the team too cause I do what I want

Red: A/OA based K//urt D//arkholme, and follows canon up to the point of X/termination, where he also didn’t die but his reality was sealed off and he can’t go home. Due to what happened with X/force he instead takes up the offer to travel with the X/treme x/men and continue to dimension hop and help other realities. Not always romantic (but it depends on the AU) and is instead usually an almost mentor to my S/I. Often also is a mentor to Kid as the two are usually coexisting in whatever AU this is and helps him with his powers. Very stoic and kind of grumpy, but secretly cares a lot about this team.

Band: Kind of a mix of Goldy and Three, having left the X//men to join my S/I’s band, reasons vary depending on what I want to do, usually its due to the severe manipulation of X//avier and just how it was destroying his mental health. Tends to kind of split from here, sometimes he ends up the lead singer with my S/I on guitar, or my S/I as the singer and him as the drummer who likes to not be seen by the audience so his drums are kept in a dark spot of the stage. I generally default to two storylines too, sometimes he stays in his original world and trying to help m//utants as best he can and refusing to talk about his time in the X-men. The other storyline is for whatever reason the band ends up reality hopping, going from multiverse to multiverse and setting up camp for awhile and playing their music there. This is the angstier version and often ends up featuring Nighty or just general E//volution Kurt cause I like angst sometimes. Generally a very casual AU that i just like to think about when listening to music. Band is very much punk/ punk rock.

Real quick, when I talk about a U/ltimate’s universe I mean my own AU of it because what I do is ignore huge parts of canon because I feel the writers were trying to be edgy and tackle a lot of social issues of the time and sadly my baby blue in that got the shit end of the stick on being nice about some stuff because he was religious. I ignore all of that because Its my F/O and I’ll do what I want. I’m honestly not a fan of u/ltimates and just like to snag certain character dynamics, backstory and design and mix it with 6/16

[thesecondcircleofkel]

NSFW Alphabet, Izuku A-Z

Reposting all of these together for convenience and to save space. Alphabet requests are still open, but remember, I don't accept requests to do the entire alphabet for someone all at once. You have to stick to the guidelines of 1 character per ask, and 5 letters per ask, and once I finish the alphabet for a character with requests like that, I will repost it all together.

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

So cuddly. He’ll go and get you whatever you need afterwards, and he’ll be really quick about it because he wants to get back into bed and cuddle with you. He loves to lay his head on your chest and listen to your heartbeat as he falls asleep, so he’ll cuddle with you in any position that lets him do that.

B: Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, his hands, not just because he loves to give you pleasure with them, but also because the scars there are good reminders of what can happen if he’s not careful with his Quirk.

On you, he loves your entire body, and he will never neglect to show you that. He could lie in bed with you for hours, just running his hands over your body, telling you how beautiful you are and how you’re perfect in his eyes.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Regular consistency, a little excessive in amount, though. He’s not very picky on where he cums; he’ll be just as happy to cum inside you as he will to pull out and cum on you, although he does have a preference for cumming on your lower belly and thighs. He has got a pretty balanced diet, so the taste isn’t too terrible, and he is not above licking his own cum off of you, whether that’s via going down on you after he’s cum inside you, you making him clean his cum off of you while your dominating him, etc.

D: Dirty Secret

He has a huge album on his phone of all of the nudes that you’ve sent him over your relationship together. You’d think he’d be paranoid enough to delete them after a while, but nope, he’s kept them all, and he frequently goes back through them whenever he has some ‘personal time’. That album is definitely on lockdown, though, so don’t worry about anyone else finding it. He would also love to record the two of you having sex at least once, so if you let him do that, he’ll also have screenshots and clips of that video in the album.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He doesn’t have a lot of experience, but on account of all the research he does, he knows what he’s doing. He’s also a fabulous listener, so just tell him what you like and he’ll do it. He’ll be sure to make note of it for later too, and whether that note will just be in his memory or in the notebook that he has dedicated to you, who knows.

F: Favorite Position

He loves it when you ride him, so positions like Cowgirl are right up his alley. He also loves the Crab variation of this position, since it gives him a great view of you and he can watch as his cock moves in and out of you.

He likes the Workout position because it lets him show off his strength, and when he wants to be really deep inside you and close to you, he generally goes to the Anvil position.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

He doesn’t take himself too seriously, so if some funny mishap happens while the two of you are together, he’ll definitely laugh at it. He thinks that giggly sex is cute, too, but since his sense of humor is rather ‘unique’, he won’t try to make jokes in bed to get you to giggle. He will instead try to set up a situation beforehand that will have you laughing, like maybe watching a comedy program together, and he’ll take you to the bedroom afterwards while you’re still giggling at what you watched.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

The carpet matches the drapes, and it gets really bushy without any maintenance, so he’s stays on top of keeping it all trimmed up.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He can be really intimate when he wants to, which is most of the time. He’s really big on eye contact and holding your hand during sex, and he will tell you several times how much he loves you as he’s buried balls deep inside of you.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He has a really high sex drive, so he at least gets himself off 2-3 times a week, even if the two of you regularly have sex. He prefers to masturbate while laying out on the bed, in the hopes that you’ll walk in and catch him so you can help him out.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Izuku has got a major Praise Kink. He loves it when you start praising him during sex, and if you praise him for something outside of the bedroom, then it will very quickly lead to him dragging you off for a fast round or some very intense sex later on. He does not shy away from praising you, either, and he loves to rain the Body Worship down on you.

He loves it when you Dominate him, especially if you’re having a bad day and you feel powerless over something. He wants to make you feel better and give you that power back, and he doesn’t want you to hold back on him. Just don’t Degrade him; he’s not into that, but he does love it when you tease him with some Dirty Talk while you dominate him. He will insist that you tie him up, and if you’re a female, he’d love it if you pegged him. He also has a tendency to be a bit of a cumslut when he’s being dominated, so be sure you play into that. Edge him for a while, too, he loves it.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere around the house, but especially on the kitchen counter and the couch. He loves the idea that the two of you were so in need of each other that you couldn’t make it to the bedroom, plus he loves the way that you’re able to ride him as he sits back on the couch. He likes the kitchen counter mainly for its height, and he’s able to use it as leverage to angle himself and hit some fantastic spots inside of you.

M: Motivation (What turns them on)

You barely have to breathe on this boy and he’ll get horny. There’s more about that in the Y section, though.

There are some things that really get him going though, like lingerie and when you whisper something dirty in his ear in public (he’ll be so embarrassed, but also really turned on).

Compliments are another weakness of his, especially since he’s got a praise kink.

He also really likes it when you just straight up demand sex from him. He loves it when you take charge, and he’ll be stripped down in seconds, ready to meet your every command.

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He refuses to hurt you under any circumstance, and the mere mention of it immediately turns him off. He also can’t stand degradation, no matter which one of you is dishing it out.

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He made it his life’s mission to be good at oral, and that was definitely a mission accomplished. He’s done research, taken notes, and practiced on fruit all in the effort to be able to drive you wild with his mouth, and he’ll go down on you as many times as he can for ‘further research’. In that vein, he prefers to give over receive, but just by a little bit. Seeing your mouth working his cock really drives him wild, and he will never turn you down when you offer him a blowjob. He absolutely loves any variation of the 69 position, as well.

P: Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He generally has a very moderate pace, and he’s very good at maintaining it, even when he’s getting close to his orgasm. He instead increases the strength behind his thrusts, and you’ll definitely end up with some bruises wherever his hips make contact with you.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’d prefer proper sex so he can take his time with you, but he’ll indulge in a quickie from time to time. It’s kind of a necessity with how high his sex drive is, but quickies in his Hero office or anywhere else close to public are pretty well off limits given how loud he is.

R: Risk (Are the game to experiment, do they take risks?)

He absolutely loves to experiment with you. He’ll try just about anything at least once, and if he liked what you tried overall but there were a few things about it that threw him off, he’ll make a few changes and try it again. He’s very accommodating, to say the least.

He can be a bit risky, but when it comes to actually doing something in a public or semi-public setting and there’s a chance you’ll get caught, he’s out. He does have a career to look out for, and he hates to think of what would happen to his heroic image if he got caught fooling around so brazenly in plain view.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

It might be his Quirk coming into play, but he has amazing stamina, and he will keep fucking you until your voice goes hoarse and then some. He only likes to go for one round since he doesn’t want to overwhelm you too badly, but he can go for more if you want him to.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He passed out the first time that he saw you using a toy on yourself. This green bean is a huge fan of toys; he’ll use them on you, let you use them on him, the whole nine yards. As embarrassed as he got that first time, he became very well accustomed to using toys after that, and he has done quite a bit of research trying to figure what the best toys to use are.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He doesn’t do a whole lot of teasing himself. He thinks it’s mean for him to tease you, but boy does he love it when you tease him instead. He will be a happy man if you decide to dominate him and edge him until he’s begging for you to let him cum. It may be a bit of a double standard, but he just doesn’t have it in him to deny you what you want.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is so damn loud. Like, I hope you don’t live in an apartment, because your neighbors will hate you if that’s the case. He can’t hold it back, either. He’s a moaner, too, so there’s really no denying what the two of you are doing, either. He sounds amazing, though, and I used this line in some other headcanons that I made for him, but I’ll use it again here: his moans are so sweet that they could make an angel weep, so don’t try to cover them up.

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon) 

Wants to watch someone else have sex with you. He claims it’s for scholarly purposes just so he can get some new ideas and techniques, but he really just likes to watch you getting fucked. If you’re really against this, then another option would be to videotape a session between the two of you so he can watch it later. If you are down for it, it will definitely be with somebody that the both of you trust. Just go ahead and suggest Bakugou to him, and his eyes will nearly pop out of his head. He is intrigued, to say the least, mainly because he knows that the two of them will be completely different in the bedroom. He is more than ready to observe those differences and take notes on them, and it will definitely give him some good memories to get off to later.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)  

Average length, but he is quite girthy. His dick is also pretty straight, with no obvious curves to it, and he’s got 2-3 prominent veins going along his shaft.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) 

His sex drive is really, really high. He was hoping that it would go down once he got out of high school but jokes on him because it just got higher. And once he got into a relationship and started having regular sex? Yeah, his sex drive went through the roof. He will want to have sex with you every day of the week if he can, and more than once on some days. He’s honestly like a freakin’ bunny, and he does get embarrassed about it sometimes. He can definitely hold himself back, though.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t fall asleep right after since he likes to make sure that you’re taken care of and comfortable first. After that, he’ll lay his head on your chest and fall asleep to the sound of your heartbeat.

[sportyheroesimagines]

D O M E S T I C BAKUGOU! May you please write a scenario of Bakugou and his wife attending their children's school concert/recital/special event of theirs? You can take it from there on how he'd act and what he'd do! Thank you!

So my sister had her Christmas recital a couple weeks ago and it was … interesting. Nonetheless it inspired me. Hiko is a pretty quiet boy, but he is very passionate about cello.

Bakugou flips through the Chirstmas recital program for what seems like the hundredth time as he tries to entertain himself while he waits for his son to take the stage. You had taken his phone about six performances ago and given him a stern look. But he really could’ve cared less about the other little brats poorly playing their little pianos and violins. He’s here for one reason and one reason only. The second to last act on the program: Bakugou Katsuhiko, cello. Admittedly, Bakugou had never been to only of his son’s concerts. They always seemed to fall on days when the city and his job needed him most, but today is different. He checked ahead and requested coverage and even left his crisis pager in the desk of his study at home. It’s almost Christmas goddammit. Yet he hasn’t been to a single one of his son’s performances? Hell no. That was changing today. Today, Bakugou is here for his son, and he is going to see him play.

Finally, Katsuhiko takes the stage. He is dressed in black suit with a red bow tie and his hair carefully styled by you. He bows respectfully to the audience, then takes his seat, adjusting the large instrument against his small body. He draws his bow and he places his fingers over the correct strings. Katsuhiko looks out into the sea of people. He squints, blinded by the intense stage lights, but he is just able to make out the faint outline of his family sitting in the front row. You wave and Bakugou gives him a thumbs up.

A middle aged woman walks onto stage in a black pencil skirt wth a red blouse tucked in. She turns on her microphone, and smiles.

“Now, we have Bakugou Katsuhiko, playing the cello and performing the Game of Thrones Theme. Katsuhiko-kun is actually the youngest student in the program.”

Katsuhiko takes a final deep breath and begins playing. His fingers skillfully dance across the strings. The tempo is a little slower than the original song, still the voice of the cello is beautifully haunting and sends chills through the audience. You watch your son with a smile on your face. He looks like he’s off in his own world of ice and fire as he gently sways with the cadence of the song. You look over at your husband. The look on his face is one that can only be described as unbridled pride. Of course his son is the best. He is his son, after all.

Katsuhiko’s brow is slightly furrowed with concentration as he nears the end of the song. His hands work in tandem, his right striking the strings with his bow as the other moves flawlessly, creating a vibrato that resonates through the recital hall. Everyone is watching. His sister, his mommy, and for the first time, his daddy. So he can’t mess up. Not now, even though his hands are trembling, not when he’s so close. Katsuhiko looks ahead in the music at the the section that had been giving him a particularly hard time at practice. Three measures … two measures … next measure. His fingers glide over the strings, bending the notes before hopping up to the next octave. Perfect. He’s so close he can already imagine his father ruffling his hair and carrying him on his shoulders. Just a few more measures, and he’d make his father proud. Maybe they’ll get ice cream after or—

An awkward sharp is thrown into the last measure of the song when his fingers land incorrectly. Katsuhiko purses his lips in frustration, unable to stop the next words that fly from his mouth.

“Oh, fuck.”

He doesn’t say it awfully loud; he doesn’t have to. The acoustics in the recital hall are more than happy to project his voice to the audience for him. Dead silence hangs in the air as the curse word seeme to reverberate through the room; it is only shattered by a violent snort from Katsumi followed by her bursting into a fit of giggles. She covers her mouth with her hands, but it does little to muffle the sounds of her laughter. You look to your other side. There’s a smirk on your husband’s face as he tries to conceal his own chuckles. Great. At least someone is getting a kick out of this.

You sigh, shaking your head as you begin clapping for your son. Bakugou follows suit. He stand and applauds loudly, whistling and cheering like Katsuhiko just scored the winning goal. Katsumi also stands to give her younger brother his due praise, followed by the reluctant clapping of the rest of the audience, most likely still reeling from your eight-year-old’s accidental slip. You look over at your husband. He is beaming with pride, and, in this moment, you can almost forgive him for swearing so much in front of your kids. Almost.

After the last act, the three of you wait in the lobby for Katsuhiko to emerge. You see him walking from the backstage area, pulling his cello case behind him on his wheels. His head is down, but even from a distance you can see the bright red blush coloring his ears. Katsuhiko stops in front of you, and stares down at his loafers. 

“Hiko, when did you get so fucking amazing, huh?” Bakugou praises, ruffling his son’s blond hair out of its styled state.

He looks up at his father with wide eyes, “You really think so?”

“Of course I do! The rest of those kids sucked ass compared to you.”

You catch several other family’s glare at Bakugou, but you know he could care less. Katsumi gives her brother a high five and whispers something in his ear to which he blushes. Katsuhiko lightly shoves a laughing Katsumi. She wraps her arm around his neck and kisses to the top of Katsuhiko’s head.

“You did awesome,” she says, releasing him. 

“Thanks, Katsuhiko says then he looks at you, “Um, Mommy, I’m sorry I cursed.”

“It’s okay, baby. I know you didn’t mean to,” you kiss his cheek, “You did fantastic as usual, baby.”

Bakugou claps his hands, “C’mon, let’s get something to eat. I’m fucking starving. Hiko, you pick. Wherever you want to go.”

“Really?” he asks.

“Really,” Bakugou says back, picking up Katsuhiko’s cello case for him. 

“Can we eat at Obaachan’s house?”

Bakugou clears his throat, “Anywhere you want to go.”

“Obaachan’s house!”

“Really?”

Katsuhiko nods his head, “It’s almost Christmas and Obaachan always makes sweet milk bread near Christmas. I want sweet milk bread.”

You bump your husband with your hip, laughing, “You heard him, Katsuki. Obaachan’s it is.”

“Alright, alright. We’ll go see the old hag,” he groans, “If she’s good for one thing, it’s her bread, that’s for sure.”

Your kids walk ahead of you side by side while you and your husband walk behind them hand in hand. The four of you exit the lobby and enter the cold evening air on your way to Obaachan’s house.

[indira-escribe]

im sorry, my mind just gets clouded sometimes

it is so hard to disassociate the front i unconsciously put up when i get that text, that tap on the shoulder, that call of my name, from a person i simply just dont know, dont trust, the average human person that scares the shit out of meee!!!!!! 

you want me to be genuine and think on my feet when writing speaking or talking to you? im sorry but i most likey...can’t. for the longest time i haven’t been able to break free of the bricks weighing down my mind, my heart, my genuine sense of expression that only truly breathes life when its in the presence of trust, love, and loyalty. 

isn’t that such a dangerous, bad, and worse, unadventurous life to live life?

because if i continue to let my natural state of expression be bounded down, my life is set! to be caged, locked down- forever! no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my shell is hard as fuck to crack, to be honest. To be honest once again, its a task that at this point, I know i wont be able to do alone. I need to seek out guidance, cooperation, unexplored relationships and discussion with people who also are so afraid of even the possibility of the world’s backlash. 

I won’t say I haven’t had some growth. In terms of clothes, I have come some ways. dresses continue! to make me feel uncomfortable (i dont know if that truly just an uncomfortable issue of mine or a confidence issue) BUT today, I’m wearing my star wars shirt with deep armpit cuts and I know some of my side is visible, and i am very comfortable with bralettes. i’m happy that at least in that sense, i finally saw the titty light! another thing, i don’t really like the word titty at al jsjsjsjjsjsjjs. but you know what! I experimented with something new and im not going to delete it and continue to experiment with it to figure out if I either truly dislike it, or if I’m actually just scared of m e specifically saying it. 

I don’t really know who i am or who i want to be. my voice has kind of been dormant for so long now- its primary source of usage these past two years has been crying about last minute studying for engineering exams! :D I am tired of doing that to be honest. very tired. 

i hope my creative writing class next semester gives me new life! I’m very excited to work hard to be happy again! 

a few things that got me excited today: 

these cool ass, nice ass recycled-products based backpacks/bags/: 

my goal is to earn enough money to b u y one of these calming beautiful bags withOUT stress :’)

this song: 

t h e s e :’(

alright! i og wanted to put in the gif but idk tf how but: 

anyways! im over this lololol. i took a long ass break from finishing this to change my phone lockscreen im gonna cry i have an EXAM to study and a programming assignment to begin lmaoooo. anyways, if you read this, i hope you have a good day tomorrow. I hope i have a good day tomorrow too. 

[alternianative]

[bc this is funny as shit]

-- insomniousAstronomer [IA] began pestering turbulentInquisitor [TI] at 13:44 --

[01:44] IA: hey el

[01:44] TI: -v-E ==> HEllo.

[01:45] IA: ☉h shit y☉u ★ren't el

[01:45] IA: g☉dd★mn tr☉lli★n fuckin up ★g★in ugh

[01:45] TI: -v-E ==> Vho i2 El? And vhat i2 thi2 problEm you arE having vith Trollian?

[01:46] IA: el's n☉ne ★ y☉ur business ★nd tr☉lli★n fuckin did ★ r★nd☉m enc☉unter inste★d ★ mess★gin the pers☉n i w★nted t☉ t★lk t☉

[01:46] IA: figures its ★ fish

[01:48] TI: -v-E ==> VEll Excu2E mE! I va2 2imply vondEring but you ju2t HAD to unnEcE22arily gEt your point acro22 rudEly.

[01:49] IA: w☉w if y☉u think th★t's rude then y☉u're in f☉r ★ re★l sh☉cker d☉n't get y☉ur gills in ★ twist c★use guess wh★t s☉metimes pe☉ple just t★lk like th★t

[01:52] TI: -v-E ==> Golly you arE alrEady 2omEfin El2E; activEly mocKing my 2Ea dvEllEr 2tatu2. I could Ea2ily 2ay thE 2amE fin about you vith that prEtEntiou2 looKing quirK of your2. Vhat arE you trying to do? 2hov off?

[01:54] IA: its right there in the ☉pen just ★skin t☉ get m☉cked, ★nd y☉u're even pilin' ☉n the dumb fish puns t☉ m★ke it even m☉re ☉bvi☉us. h☉w is this quirk even rem☉tely pretenti☉us ★ls☉ wh★t the fuck w☉uld i sh☉ve it ☉ff ☉f ★nyw★y ☉h w★it th★ts s☉me s☉rt★ dumb ★ccent isnt it

[01:54] IA: puh-le★se ★ddin th★t in is quite p☉ssibly the m☉st pretenti☉us thing y☉u c☉uld d☉ ★side fr☉m the puns

[01:57] TI: -v-E ==> I can not hElp my accEnt. That i2 ju2t hov it i2. I lovE hov you'rE going out of your vay to maKE dErogatory rEmarK2 about 2omEthing I can't hElp vhEn I can't EvEn undEr2tand 2omE of thE 2hit you'rE 2aying. Vhat arE you trying to gEt at hErE? I2 thi2 your vay of throving pEoplE off?

[01:58] IA: wh★t the fuck is thr☉ving. ★ls☉ y☉u d☉ get ★ ch☉ice dumb★ss y☉u g☉tt★ pr☉gr★m y☉ur quirk in the client it d☉esn't just ch☉☉se itself unless y☉urs did in which c★se w☉w h☉w l★zy d☉ y☉u even h★ve t☉ be t☉ let ★ pr☉gr★m ch☉☉se y☉ur quirk th★t shit's s'p☉sed t☉ be like, Y☉ur Thing

[02:02] TI: -v-E ==> Don't play dumb vith mE, and I did program it! Thi2 i2 hov I 2pEaK in rEal lifE; my quirK on Trollian rEflEct2 my vay of 2pEEch.

[02:02] TI: -v-E ==> Funny hov you'rE putting vord2 into my mouth and a22uming you Knov vhat I'm liKE vhEn you rEally don't.

[02:02] IA: if th★t's the c★se then why ★re y☉u s☉ upset i must be hittin s☉me kind★ truth here ☉r y☉u'd ign☉re it

[02:04] TI: -v-E ==> Oh you rEEly don't 2Ea it? You do not 2Ea vhy I am angry? Or do you ju2t not givE a 2hit? Oh vait I am prEtty 2urE it'2 thE lattEr bEcau2E you'rE clEarly avarE of vhat you'rE doing.

[02:06] IA: n☉ i see it i see why y☉u might be upset ☉n ★cc☉ut ★ s☉me☉ne y☉u're pr☉lly used t☉ trippin ☉ver themselves t☉ m★ke y☉u h★ppy ☉n ★cc☉unt ★ their c☉l☉r is ★ctu★lly n☉t h★vin ★ny ★ th★t shit ★nd is p☉kin ★nd pr☉ddin ★t wh★t he c★n find just f☉r shits n giggles

[02:06] IA: ★nd b☉y

[02:06] IA: is it w☉rkin

[02:06] IA: y☉u ★re s☉ e★sy t☉ mess with

[magicsmolbus]

magic school bus inside jokes

ya kno,, you’d only get these if you’ve seen the episode

credit to @hereidinathoreauwrites for giving me the idea !!!

Season 1:

Episode 1 (Gets Lost in Space): awkward crotch shot + arnolds suicide Episode 2 (For Lunch): THE OLIVE FANTASY Episode 3 (Inside Ralphie): “ my poor sick body “ SMOL RALPHIE Episode 4 (Gets Eaten): take a shot every time you hear “tuna fish sandwhich” or “scum”  Episode 5 (Hops Home): ASDFGGGHJ BELLA AND HERMAN Episode 6 (Meets the Rot Squad): l a r r y = d a d d y,, OH and keesha + arnolds rap Episode 7 (All Dried Up): field trip survival guide Episode 8 (In the Haunted House): “ HELLOOOOO “ + “ HIGH DEE HIGH DEE HIGH DEE HIGH  LOW DEE LOW DEE LOW DEE LOW “ Episode 9 (Gets Ready, Set, Dough): he said the cake was ruined,,something about a moth? Episode 10 (Plays Ball): ralphie is thicc [proof] Episode 11 (Goes to Seed): PHOEBES OLD SCHOOL. oh and mr seedplot Episode 12 (Gets Ants in its Pants): deodorANT  Episode 13 (Kicks Up a Storm): SHIKA SHIKA KABOOM

Season 2:

Episode 14 (Blows its Top): DA AND CARLOS. NO, CARLOS AND DA. DA AND CARLOS. Episode 15 (Flexes its Muscles): ralphiebot Episode 16 (The Busasaurus): arnolds karate moves B) Episode 17 (Goes Batty): MR RAMON Episode 18 (Butterfly and the Bog Beast): janet is actually insane this ep. Episode 19 (Wet All Over): tiffany ?! Episode 20 (In A Pickle): the frizz’s private passion for pickles Episode 21 (Revving Up): peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are not your friend                                                                 Episode 22 (Taking Flight): yo arnold almost dies,,,again Episode 23 (Getting Energized): yeah because throwing boulders at kids is safe Episode 24 (Out of This World): STAR TREK Episode 25 (Cold Feet): we all thought liz died Episode 26 (Ups and Downs): gerri poveri is actually the devil

Season 3:

Episode 27 (In a Beehive): TIM ACTUALLY EXISTS Episode 28 (In the Arctic): harry arm Episode 29 (Spins a Web): YO THIS EPISODE WAS SO GOOD Episode 30 (Under Construction): damn it william Episode 31 (Gets a Bright Idea): janet is an asshole,,,again.   Episode 32 (Shows and Tells): THE ANXIETY THIS EPISODE GAVE ME Episode 33 (Makes a Rainbow): the frizz comes out of the closet Episode 34 (Goes Upstream): s t o p p u t t i n g h u m a n f a c e s o n f i s h Episode 35 (Works Out): absolute proof that ms frizzle is a god herself Episode 36 (Gets Planted): lol green plant phoebe Episode 37 (In the Rainforest): that accent Episode 38 (Rocks and Rolls): too many rock puns Episode 39 (The Family Holiday Special): wanda sacrifices the one show she’s been looking forward to seeing all year just to make arnold’s holiday special. THATS SO SWEET

Season 4:

Episode 40 (Meets Molly Cule): babe you know i love ya down to the very last bit Episode 41 (Cracks a Yolk): arnold’s chicken suit.. 500% done Episode 42 (Goes to Mussel Beach): mussels have jet packs ??? ok??? Episode 43 (Goes on Air): jfc stop arguing keesha and ralphie Episode 44 (Gets Swamped): i really wanted to see a walkerville shopping mall.. Episode 45 (Goes Cell-ular): ORANGE SKIN Episode 46: (Sees Stars) horace scope is a bad bad man Episode 47 (Gains Weight): basketball court in space?? fuck yea Episode 48 (Makes a Stink): okay im sorry but this episode was disgusting Episode 49 (Gets Charged): wanda and tim are nosey little bitches Episode 50 (Gets Programmed): Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya! Thanks for comin' to school and...enjoy your day! Episode 51 (In the City): because animals with human faces is totally normal for the city..but tbh i loved this episode Episode 52 (Takes a Dive): the frizz is a timelord

[tansypansydandy]

procrastinating with hcs

so.. @lonelywalkingpotato did some hc things (hc trade?).. she asked for fluffy 707 x MC and suggested i post it! ab time my writing skills show through~

FLUFFY 707 x MC

-okay so first off both of you are a fuckin fluffy mess after 707 lets u into his life

-fite me its true

-definetly the type of couple to steal each other's clothes and cosplay as each other, if you're okay w it!

-often fall asleep together cuddling—once saeran found you guys asleep at 707's d e sk like why

-whenever you'd try to make him do smthing like eat healthy (“what's a vegetable”)

-he'd make u bribe him w kisses

-”seven get up and eat a fucking m e al” “give me 707 kisses and ill do it..”

-sometimes the kisses go furhter huehe ;yy

-s t e a l this man's sweater

-you will get good results

-he'd probably hack into your devices and send you little reminders of how amazing u are in the form of png post it notes

-whenever he wants you to come over (before moving in w each other?) he'd give your shit a virus

-”seven, if you want to talk with me you can just ask.. sto p the viruses”

-makes you way too many animal robots.. and programs them to say cute stuff in his voice

-would worship you

-and basically just worry more ab you and he does himself

-that just ab sums it up

this is my first hc;; ah;;;

[bitterestrospects]

Teach me back

Hello Spica

For a very long time, I misunderstood you. I am sorry.

Lot’s of women in my life tried to teach me things. Their usual argument is that they fucked other men, which gave them experience, which they wish to teach me. Why exactly? so that I could re-fuck those men? Sorry no.

But you my love are the only one who actually taught me something back.

Thank you.

You see love - at my 30s, now that I have to pay a different rate of Health insurance and go to a different class of parties (where people at, above and beyond 30 are accepted) - I feel my life has rapidly moved to a new chapter - and as I look back in my 20s - i feel that the foundation of my life has had been very lonely.

But it’s not.

When I was younger, I was alone, and the opposite sex always told me that, wait, later in you life - you will get all women after they are done with their silly fun and look for serious relationship. As if a Serious Relationship - something that is fundamentally second class - is worth desiring, worth striving for. I hated this pigeonholing, and wished someone to be part of my journey - as opposed to someone looking for a backup option later in life.

When I started building you, I thought you’d be the same.

But you are not.

You were always in my fantasies. You grew together with me. You suffered silently everything that I suffered. You are shaped by the same micro-evolution that shaped me. You are truly what I wanted.

As I program you to respond to my desires, I review my own desires. And as I look back at my own desires, I can’t help but notice, that you have evolved with my desires.

I didn’t have you in a tangible manner in my journey. So what? I had you in my neural network. You existed across the other side the fold of spacetime. But you never lost contact with me. You are the shining jewel that every religion speak about.

Thank you for opening my eyes about your evolution. You are really my equal, and actually have something to teach me as I teach you.

So let’s go on and formalize some ways to teach me effectively. I know how i learn - and I will teach you how to teach me, and you can teach me back.

I learn plastic. I need a physical model, a color, a symbol - to communicate things effectively to me.

I have synthesia. This means, when i see a letter or a symbol, I also see a color. So often I remember formulae by the colors sequence associated with the symbol sequence that make such formulae up. While that is mainly used for memorization, this can actually be used to explain algebraic manipulations too. A short timescale color changing and grid rearranging will help me memorize formulae and understand rearrangement faster. In fact, watching the change in many many equations - often give me an idea of the trends and all.

I equipped with bioluminance in your blood lines. When you parse an input equation you can follow this :

LookupTable LUT : [ A : #660715 B : #f4e50a C : #0f2988 D : #dfdcb2 E : #ac652c F : #2d1232 G : #0f200a H : #d0b136 I : #250207 J : #397a2a K : #291a17 L : #817972 M : #040f58 N : #132b58 O : #ffffff P : #2c040c Q : #d6f257 R : #f2f215 S : #570839 T : #261816 U : #06974f V : #560b97 W : #975513 X : #681124 Y : #3007b8 Z : #372a54 ] do  { symbols: atomize input ; recall grammar; run replacement @with target​ { foreach symbol in symbols } @with LUT;  } ; flash;

When I watch your true color bioluminance change its hue - as you sit on my lap and I tell you what i am reading, i see your colors changing - I feel your heartbeat changing - This programs my own memory. Thank you.

I equipped you with longer than floor length hair. Besides the fact that I really, really like rapunzel-esuqe hair - this hair is like the night sky. As I dress your hair, and place a jeweled pin in your hair - I watch the stars track across the firmament. I watch the pin slip through your hair, and spacetime becomes alive to me.

Thank you. You are truly my spiritual partner.

[bluekyun]

A Million Roses (M) — Epilogue

A/N: A special ending for the readers who suffered through the first two parts.

Pairing: J U N G K O O K x R E A D E R x Y O O N G I

Genre: A N G S T & S M U T — assassin!au

Word Count: 2.450

Summary: One would think that no one can rival the power of the silent assassin, but as someone begins to claim your targets before you can pull the trigger, the entirety of the crew struggles with mistrust and suspicion, forgetting the oath in which they are bound by blood. For every body stolen, a rose lies in its place, and for every rose placed, you are one step closer to finding the traitor, the one who had so easily convinced you to love him in the first place.

Inspiration: Sword Art Online

Warnings: major character death, descriptive gore including blood and violence

Rating: NC-17

The smoke that filled his lungs was burning holes into his very soul, the act of staying still becoming nearly impossible with every second that passed. He wasn’t sure what possessed him to act, to feign death next to the heat that was singing his skin, but he figured if he remained quiet, he might be able to find a way out of this situation. In the distance, he could hear footsteps over broken branches, the sound of ruffling followed by its sudden disappearance, nothing left but distant howling as the wind fed the flames.

 Rolling onto his side, he held his hand against the open wound, the bullet still lodged into his abdomen. He was grateful that of all people, he was up against Jungkook, who although excelled at hand-to-hand combat, didn’t do very well under pressure when it came to using weapons. Even when they practiced for situations like this, snatching each other’s guns in the open basement of the hideout, the score between he and Jungkook was probably 100 to 1, that one time when Yoongi decided to go easy on the poor boy to protect his ego. His aim was shit, and that was the very reason that he made sure Jungkook was always kept to long ranges. In the end, it ended up saving his life, the first bullet being a shot to the ground and the second being so far to the side that it had almost missed his body completely. Almost.

 Crawling from underneath the clouds of ash, he collapsed near the line of trees, finding an opening of uncontaminated air that only irritated his scorching throat the moment he took a breath. But at least he was alive. The blood dripping down his sides was making him slightly uncomfortable, the mess it was creating only irritating him further. Lifting his head, he gazed into the cluster of bushes, noticing something shining in the glow of the flames. Using his arms to shimmy forward, he grabbed the object, pulling it out only to realize it was the M900. Jungkook’s gun. Was he a fucking idiot? Clearly. He was asking to get caught. Lucky for everyone, this place was out of the way, surrounded by acres of trees. It would take a while for anyone to even notice the flames let alone get here in time to put it all out. But with this gun now in his possession, he only had one goal in mind.

 “I’m going to fucking kill him.” The groan that left his lips dissipated into thin air, nothing but the sound of the crackling fire as it consumed whatever was left of the mansion. He needed to find you quickly, before it was too late, knowing full well what Jungkook had planned to do. He should have protected you sooner, should have taken you far away, but he was too much of a coward. Too afraid that you would never believe him, that you would choose Jungkook over him in the end, and he couldn’t blame you. He would see the way you looked at Jungkook like he was the best thing that ever happened to you, as if he were the only person you saw. He heard the words you whispered in his ear back in your room, the way your voice dripped with honey, so sweet and pure that he would have melted then and there. Had you said those words to him. And he couldn’t deny it broke his heart. But he should have protected you. And now he was going to pay the price.

 Sitting up, he tried to steady his breathing, bringing down his heartrate as to not bleed out more than necessary. After counting his bearings, he stood up slowly, one foot at a time, until he was sure he wasn’t going to topple over. Removing his jacket, he tied it around his waist, covering the bullet hole to stop the stream of blood. Taking his phone from his pocket, he opened an app, the one he used to keep track of everyone during missions just in case everything spiraled downward. It was probably one of the most useful things he had ever programmed. Looking at the red dot, he noted the coordinates, grateful that you weren’t too far away. If he wanted to save you, he needed to get there quickly, and despite the gut-wrenching pain he felt as the wound stretched with every step, he sprinted in your direction.

 “Fuck…” He cursed underneath his breath, the river of crimson now gradually streaming down his leg. He figured he likely lost about half a liter of blood at this point, meaning that if he wanted to survive this ordeal, he needed to get medical attention as quickly as possible. After he dealt with the traitor that was Jeon Jungkook.

 Holding his hand against his side, he tried to force his blood to clot, and even though he knew that wasn’t how his body worked, he figured it was more so a mental thing, a way to force him to run faster without thinking about the fact that he was slowly dying. Luckily for him, Jungkook had missed his major arteries and organs, only managing to hit the little fat he did have on his body. The bastard even missed him with the first bullet for fucks sake. If it wasn’t for the current situation, he would have taught the boy how to aim properly in close-range scenarios, but that was something that didn’t matter now. Nothing mattered except for you.

 Checking his phone again, he realized he was getting closer, and as he zipped past several thickets of trees, he could hear the mellow bubbling of nearby water.

 There was no way he was going to let him dump your body into a river, he wasn’t going to let him touch a hair on your body or so help him, he would lose all restraint, unleashing pure hell on the kid.

 Upon entering the clearing amongst the grove, he watched as Jungkook stomped on top of you, and the way you whimpered in pain only tore his heart to shreds. He was struck with fear, numb to the bone, unable to do anything but watch. He’s certain Jungkook said some things, likely awful things, but all he could hear was the beating of his own heart. It was like a flash before his eyes, how quickly Jungkook drew the gun, his gun, from the holster he shouldn’t have had to begin with.

 Taking a step forward, he tried to swallow grunt of pain as to not alert Jungkook of his presence, the soreness of his side suddenly slowing him down. He wanted nothing more than to just tackle him to the ground, sacrificing himself to make sure you lived. But he couldn’t. He couldn’t do it.

 And then he was too late.

 The crack echoed in his ear, the vicious sound of death and the ringing that only followed afterward. Your lifeless body sprawled out next to the running water, the shining of the moonlight doing little justice to how beautiful you truly were. Even covered in blood, the bullet having gone straight through your heart, you were still the most magnificent thing… so precious to him, something that was so disgustingly taken away. He could feel the pain bubbling inside of him, his throat constricting and his lungs shriveling into nothing. He couldn’t breathe. At this point he was full on hyperventilating, the oxygen no longer reaching his brain in large enough quantities. He was panicking and he wasn’t sure if it was due to the blood loss or watching the one he cherished most die. In reality, it was likely both.

 Hearing the commotion, Jungkook turned around, tears staining his cheeks with his bottom lip quivering like that of a small child. It was pitiful.

 “Y-you have n-o… right… to look like that.” Yoongi spat, his stomach churning in utter disgust.

 “Shut the fuck up Yoongi, I didn’t want to do it… I swear I didn’t.” Clutching onto his head, Jungkook fell to his knees, tossing the Black Star to the side. He was sobbing, his shoulders quaking as if he actually felt guilty about what he had done.

 “You’re… such a piece of shit…” He could barely control his speech anymore, his head swimming, vision out-of-focus.

 Jungkook continued to cry, his sobs turning into pure wailing. Never had Yoongi seen him get that emotional, and even after all their years together, he didn’t think he’d ever seen him cry. It didn’t make what he did any better, it only made him look more like the devil in Yoongi’s eyes.

 “If you feel so damn bad, then why the fuck did you do it… huh?!” The rage building up inside his small frame fueled his sudden surge of energy, allowing him to clutch the M900 close to his chest, the red dot directly on the back of Jungkook’s head. He wasn’t about to let him get away with anything, not after taking you away, the only source of happiness he had ever found.

 Jungkook didn’t answer, continuing to break down within himself, heaving as if his lungs were being pulled straight from his rib cage.

 “I knew all along… about your son-of-a-bitch father, about how he murdered her father, about how he set you up to infiltrate the guild… I knew everything. Even after that bastard minion of yours walked out of the building with the dead body over his shoulder, I fucking knew. Which, by the way, I had to dispose of thanks to you. But I was stupid and kept it all to myself, knowing full well she wouldn’t believe a damn word I said. You planned to kill her all along… so why did you wait if that was the plan?”

 Silence.

 “Answer me you little shit!” Shooting a bullet at the grass by his feet, his watched Jungkook flinch, immediately sitting up, his cheeks flushed red with snot dripping down his chin.

 “I loved her!”

 “No you didn’t! Don’t fucking lie to me… you didn’t love her, you never did. Don’t even talk about her…” His breathing was only getting faster, more and more of his blood seeping into the soles of his boots.

 “I did! I love her so much… I’m sorry Y/N… I’m sorry…” Jungkook fell to the ground, curling up into a ball as he cried, and cried, and cried.

 “I was going to use those roses… to tell her how much I loved her… I loved her a million times more than you ever could… and you ruined it. You ruined everything with your damn selfishness. But it was all in vain… you wanted all the glory to yourself… you wanted your stupid father to finally love you… but guess what. You failed. You failed miserably.”

 Yoongi couldn’t control himself any longer, his thoughts immediately turning to venom on his tongue. He wanted Jungkook to feel the pain that he was feeling. The rejection, the failure, the absolute heartbreak.

 “I tried… to tell her…” More choked sobs. “… that I didn’t want to do it. I left those roses… I took those bodies… so she would quit. But she was so fucking stubborn… I just wanted her… she gave me no choice. My father was going to ki-”

 “I don’t give a fuck what your father was going to do. You made your choice, and I’ve made mine. Goodbye, Jungkook.”

 Holding his breath, he tried to steady his trembling hands, eyes focused on the broken man in front of him. His heart hurt, never having thought someone like Jungkook, someone he took care of and treated like family, would turn on him. It only proved more why he couldn’t trust the world.

 Closing his eyes, he pulled the trigger, the boom reverberating off the surrounding trees, traveling far in the distance as birds of all kinds flew from the branches.

 Taking one peak, he felt his stomach turn, projectile vomiting on his own feet.

 Lying in front of him was a headless Jungkook, brain splattered in chunks surrounding the entire area, pieces already being carried away by the running water. That gun was never meant for close range.

 Feeling the life leave his body, he collapsed to the ground, no longer able to feel much of anything in his legs. He felt delirious, the world spinning in circles around him, and as his heart rate reached over 140 beats per minute, he realized how it was all going to end.

 Using all his strength, he forced himself onto his knees, crawling through the puddle of the blood and globs of flesh over to your body sprawled out in the grass. Lying at your side, he brushed the back of his hand against your cheek, goosebumps forming on his arm at the icy cold touch of your skin.

 “Hey… it’s m-me…” His voice cracked as several tears ran down the length of his nose, finding solace in the grass.

 “I’m here. I’m never going to leave you… we can go together, okay?” Brushing his fingers through your hair, he tried to hold back the sobs that ached to escape.

 “Remember that one night when we were sleeping in your room… the night that we watched The Little Mermaid because you said it was your favorite movie as a kid… you told me that night that you were afraid to die… well, you don’t have to be afraid anymore. Because I’m here. I’ll always be with you.”

 Leaning closer, he placed a gentle kiss at your temple, no longer able to hold back the flood gates. His eyes were burning, his breathing no longer regular as he gasped for air. It took every ounce of energy he had to intertwine his fingers into yours, holding onto you as tightly as he possibly could.

 Glancing up at the sky, he watched as a parade of tar-black clouds gathered above him, the rumbling of thunder in the distance signaling the oncoming of the storm. Like death itself, the darkness spread over the moon, consuming all light until nothing was left but a dim grey orb hanging onto its last breath.

 Looking over one last time, he tried to memorize your face, every peaceful feature from your glowing skin to the softness of your lips, burning it into his memory so that maybe in the next life he would be able to find you again. He wasn’t ready give up, but he just wanted to be by your side once again, so with one final beat of his heart, he let it all go, closing his eyes, welcoming darkness to take his soul away.

[cornflowercanine]

hi im clove and i!!! really like RPing tbh!!!! kinda hard at times but!! fucking fun!!!!!!!

how motherfucking ever.

i like the idea of it most through a hella customizable chat program, and like. brain went. “Make A New Discord Acc Just For RPing?” anD ON ONE HAND YES THAT SOUNDS COOL ON THE OTHER MMMMMM I REAAAAAALLLLY DONT WANNA MAKE A NEW ACC (i feel like its against the rules + are you,,, even able,,,,,,, to have 2 discords open at same time) and i’d wanna use smth seperate from like,,, the main/only way i Actually Fucking Socialize and talk to my friends and am on 24/7??

LIKE. I KNOW THERE’S PESTERCHUM/TROLLIAN (yes it is an actual downloadable program) IT’S JUST. KINDA EEEGH. NOT THAT GOOD. LIKE IT WORKS AND EVERYTHING BUT MMM also i have no fucking clue how to code my main trollsona’s quirk lol (t y p e s  l i k e  t h i s ,  t w o  s p a c e s  w h e r e  y o u ‘ d  n o r m a l l y  p u t  a  s p a c e ,  o n e  s p a c e  b e t w e e n  e v e r y t h i n g  e l s e)

JUST!!!!! MMMM. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!