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plotsjotsandespressoshot · 3 months

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debating going and getting an affengato with Pistashio gelato....

#its right down the street

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shuckstruck · 2 years

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i’m going to have such a nice day tomorrow. i’m pretty sure i’m just doing trainings all day, so i’m going to

try and rub to the whole foods for bread before 9- i’m going to get a chai latte from starbucks while i’m there :)

come back and make avocado toast with an egg on it for breakfast

WORK VERY HARD FOR REAL I HAVE TO STOP FUCKING AROUND WHEN WORKING FROM HOME

lunch :) i’ve been making turkey sandwiches for lunch this week and they’ve been So good

dinner (fettuccine alfredo and broccoli)

go out and see Halloween Ends with my roommate

come back, get high, and watch what will Certainly be an exciting episode of Critical Role

and i’m genuinely so excited about how that sounds like such a nice day for me. there’s nothing remarkable about it but i’m working from home And this is a super easy week at work for me so i’m just savoring that while it lasts :)

#literally i cant rly do anything at work until the bank uploads the documents we need #ive been so much better at eating this week aaaa #louis told me to order groceries and i did. and i am. so fucking relieved #i have the groceries i need finally after months of being too stressed out by the local market basket #and i’ve been eating lunch every day and Something at dinner even if it’s not much #i just had a banana for the first time in ages it. was so good.#SORRY I HAVE SOME SORT OF EATING DISORDER #or mental illness that truly keeps me from having the energy to go to the store or cook #but this is. so much better. ive fed myself reliably all week #might even order groceries again next time #FOR THE RECORD J HATE WHOLE FOODS BUT ITS THE ONLY STORE I CAN GET TO SO QUICKLY #ITS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET

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styrofoamdoor · 3 months

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petition to call the Noel/Collins ship either goin ham or copper sausage

#im so insane over them i need them to kiss RIGHT NOW #i dont care that one of them exploded and the other's probably dead on the other side of the ocean. make them kiss #also pleaseeee read the fic “Chase me down the street” by mag201 its absolutely GLORIOUS #i dont have the author's tumblr if they have one but yeah im. not normal about them #malevolent #malevolent podcast #detective noel #noel malevolent #charlie dowd #charlie malevolent #the butcher malevolent #collins malevolent

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no27-autonation-honda · 4 months

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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

#kazoo noises #charles leclerc #cl16 #monaco gp 2024 #zoomies posting #sports posting #like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work #weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town #because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough #for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson #(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL #BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared #(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand #gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and #there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are #gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker #(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have #him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born #maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner #sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives #gets to me #anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week

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grinchwrapsupreme · 9 months

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I think what might have been better (for me) would be if they hadn't skipped ahead quite so far in the last scene and instead Alison and Mike were returning only a few years later with Mia. Still the "usual room" and still all the old decor kept around the building, but Alison walks into the room holding Mia's hand and "introduces" her to the ghosts, the idea being that she's old enough now even if she can't see them to know they're there, to know that Alison not only gives the ghosts that allowance in her life on her own terms but also perhaps that she can tell Mia stories about the funny dead people who became her family

#bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts spoilers #nothing is so important to me right now as knowing that Mia knows about the ghosts #she should know #they're her family after all #the idea of alison telling mia stories about 'uncle julian' or 'grandma fanny' while mike rolls his eyes #mia asking mike wide-eyed if the ghosts are real and mike telling her wryly that yes they're real #mia asking if there are any ghosts around every time they walk down the street #mia passing on questions for alison to ask the ghosts about this historical event or that #or getting them to tell her the hotel gossip through her mother #and alison going 'oh robin i can't tell her that' and mia BEGGING alison to tell her what the caveman said #the ghosts gushing over mia every time they see her even though she can't hear or see them #and alison being so so proud #sigh #i do appreciate the longevity of alison and mike's holiday tradition being confirmed #even if in the moment i had reservations #only so much story you can tell in half an hour with what budget they had #oh #mia coming with alison in those later years when its harder for her to make it out #mia coming in her stead when alison is gone and having to tell the ghosts #not knowing if they're even there to hear her #oh god now i'm a different kind of sad #goddam

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b4kuch1n · 9 months

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frog documentation. frogcumentation

I think I mentioned a while back I'd post nibling frog momence after the gift's done given. which happened on the 2nd this month I just forgot lmao. anyways we can do it now. I used the boigameista pattern scaled up to four pieces of A4 print paper and decided to double deck it to a two layer thing, not unlike a pillow, for ease of washin. because it was gonna be gifted to a one year old child

took a long time and made a number of mistakes bc hand sewing makes me worse as a person but this guy was done in time for the birthday occasion and that's what matters. chose non-fuzzy fabrics for it because we live in a dense city in the tropics and from personal experience if I hug something made of fur I would explode. the original plan included felt patterns on its back for bonus textures for baby but that wouldn't stretch well along with the rest of the thing so had to hold that back. eventually we got this

zipper across its ass, the coat type of zipper bc I miscalculated when ordering. but it did have a shape and that's all that matters to me. will be a fun game for the baby to grow up and be severely misinformed about what a frog looks like

happy extremely late birthday to this thing also

#bakuspecial #uhhhh. whats my craft tag. I forgor. update this later #frog plush babeyyyy #I want this thing to last until the heat death of the universe so I felled all the seams down. dont recommend doing this by hand #Im so stubborn lmao I refuse to get a serger I will simply get better at hand sewing instead. damn its taking kinda long #there used to be a Lot more frogs around hanoi. but the lack of clean water ponds and lakes have driven down the population #I live like right at the edge of the city rn tho (will no longer be the case in five years) so there are still a lot of aminals #house robins. skinks. fireflies (!!!!). praying mantises. tree frogs #they love to hang out at the fountain inside the complex right across the street. had to pick em up to return to the fountain #from the hot brick tiled ground a few times #theyre so small. theyre so small....#I miss house geckos they dont show up a lot in our apartment. I wish they would they would love the cockroaches around here #and of course. bc the kind of rice we eat is more short-grained and thus usually not all the way dried like the longer-grained type we have #so many rice weevils. do u know those little fucks do not drown for a Long time #do u know they lay eggs inside the rice grains and that's how u find out ur rice about to become the weevil beverly hill #by washing the rice and seeing hollowed out grains float up. I have become an expert at this.#but I get to see skinks in random bushes so who am I to be pissed about that. skinks rule #this has been baku talks about animals for a mile of tags. thank u for listening #well. its evening and the family wants to go out so that's what we're doin. hope u have a good time too wherever u are #see u this midnight when I reblog every new posts I've made in the last week or so lmao

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sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3 · 4 days

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Eldrazi will be the next major antagonist

This is just my own called shot. I will be looking back at this in ~a year and a half to see if I'm right, but I have evidence. I have. Some evidence.

Part 1: Data

I am going to use War of the Spark and March of the Machine as examples, and will assume their models are accurate to Ziplining, the climax event-set of the current arc.

Let's start with War of the Spark. This set had 31 months of "Foreshadow-time", which starts when the first Macguffin is loaded. Kaladesh set this in place with Tezzeret's presence, and the Planar Bridge he stole. I believe Tezzeret's presence was intentional, not just as "an" antagonist, but specifically Bolas' pawn. After that plot beat, it would take almost another year to see the true next step, in Bolas' army of Eternals. 31 months from first contact, 21 months from phase 2. Moving onto the Phyrexian arc, now that we know what we're looking for, we can find the first two teasers of Phyrexia's presence. The first is obvious, with Vorinclex on Kaldhiem, 27 months before MOM, similar to the number gained from the first examination. It would take a full year for this beat to be continued, with Jin-Gitaxis on Kamigawa, giving us 15 months pre-climax, which is definitely a much smaller time-frame, but hey, data is data.

With this information, we can make some reasonable estimations. Ziplining wants between 31-27 months of heads-up between its first foreshadow and its release. Its slotted to come out in Spring 2026, meaning that its first mention should have been during....... March of the Machine.

Hm. If we all rack our brains, maybe we can come up with something that happened in the Phyrexia arc that might've disturbed something that lives in the Blind Eternities...

Part 2: Story

This section starts my more outlandish speculations that will make me look truly foolish in 2 years time.

So, if we continue the pattern of first foreshadow->followup a year later, we would need something that tells the audience what's going on.

You remember Modern Horizons back in 2019? Well its funny, that set was built from the ground up! There was barely any thematic consistency between the cards except for draft archetypes. There were only a few premium Slivers, there just to spice up a limited deck. And the same holds true for Modern Horizons 2, there's even less consistency, each deck is going to feature cards with vastly different flavours!

And then came Modern Horizons 3, themed not around generically powerful cards, but around Eldrazi. Not new Eldrazi mind you, but

Time for crazy theory #1: What if the focus on Eldrazi in MH3 was in order to show the old kind of Eldrazi, so that we would be wowed by the new kind showing up 2 years later?

Now, this sets up some serious expectations! After the second story beat, every set had to do with Wank of the Spank or Mommy! Well that's what I'm predicting.

CRAZY THEORY #2 EVERY SET MENTIONED ALREADY RELATES TO THE ELDRAZI!!!

Part 3: Pepe Silvia

The Death Race set is... well I don't know what planes it takes place on yet, so I won't be making any specific claims. I like Corocojo's theory that it will be taking place on the wasteland plane of Gastal though, so... maybe it was razed by Eldrazi in the past? That one's weak but the next ones are a lot stronger.

Tarkir is pretty clear. Ugin spent a thousand years recovering on that plane, giving it... some connection to Colourless mana? Okay I'll be real this one also sucks

BUT THEN ITS SPACE OPERA TIME! People tend to view planes as one planet, with others just near enough to travel to, but with the deadly void of space/the Blind Eternities between them, and with horrible monsters potentially living Out There! Eldrazi have always been compared to aliens, so it'd make some sense to draw the distinction. Maybe in a plane all about outer space, we could learn more about the origin of Eldrazi. Maybe something that lives in the In-Betweens of reality started in the In-Betweens of planets!

Lorwyn is easily my weakest link. Nissa made contact with Emrakul on Zendikar, then planeswalked to Lorwyn? I'll be honest, not sure what I'm cooking with that one.

But then we get to the real reason I'm making this post. A return to Arcavios, the final plane before the climax. And let me ask you a question. Do we know of any colourless creatures that live on Arcavios?

That's right. Why else would they make the penultimate set a Strixhaven sequel? Because it's been the home of an entirely different kind of titan this whole time.

Part 4: A list of the many reasons I'm probably wrong

Here's a non-comprehensive list of the many reasons I'm probably wrong.

Loot is related to the Fomori, whom have nothing to do with Eldrazi

Kellan has nothing to do with Eldrazi

It probably has to do with dragons cause Tarkir and Arcavios both have extant Elder Dragons and Bolas' probably escaped his meditation realm in the Invasion

Jace already did the whole Eldrazi thing a decade prior why would he be showing up so much if they just want to make him Do It Again

Emrakul is still in the silver moon and its not very likely that she'll escape off-screen

MH3's Eldrazi could just be a way to appease fans who won't get another chance to see them in a long time

We JUST defeated Phyrexia forever, why on earth would the other big bad of the multiverse be next, instead of being saved for 2033 with a smaller big bad in-between

Tezerret has nothing to do with the Eldrazi

Why the fuck would the first "Macguffin foreshadow" be something that happened DURING the last climax

Why the fuck would the second story beat take place in a set WITHOUT A STORY

Mark Rosewater said about Ziplining "I can't even say who the antagonist is". If it was Eldrazi he might've said 'what the antagonist is'

You've never once made a correct magic theory

But hear me out on that last one. There's a first time for everything :)

#mtg #magic the gathering #theory #MTG story #It would be so funny if I was right #I'm prrrrobably not tho #if its 2026 and I'm wrong feel free to parade my corpse down the street

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insectduck · 3 months

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My niche Keith Kogane headcanon is that "Thief" by Imagine Dragons from the Smoke + Mirrors (Deluxe) album is HIS song, no if ands or buts, it just screams mullet emo 'delinquent' in the desert bonus with space motifs. If you told me it was written by the angsty fuck himself I'd totally believe you lmao

#i listen to this song and all i can think of is pre-s1 keith with that fuckass bandana running around in the desert looking for #canyon drawings and grieving the old times when he'd go racing and stargazing with pre-Kerb Shiro🥲#or even further his dad #shit i think it could applied to post S2 Keith reminiscing about early and pre-Voltron time in general #mans has gone through so many life-altering events😭 id be an emo bitch too tbh #mine #vld #keith kogane #vld keith #if someone doesn't make an amv for this damn song where the first verse shots are ep 1-3 s1 keith angsting about pre-kerb and second verse #is s2 after BOM trials about early s1 voltron an earth when things were simpler and they didn't have the entire universe on their shoulders #then i fucking will damn it #“back when i was unafraid just like a thief” cuts to him breaking out shiro with that stupid bandana #“from desert heat to cobbled street from broken home to the city beat” are obviously clips going back and forth from him searching the #the desert and his little shack paralleld with tiny keith in the garrison and then later in the castle of lions #“all the heights that i could reach” is OBVIOUSLLLLY either shots in space or his stupid dive trick with the smirk on his hoverbike #“if i could live a thousand times if i could make a thousand tries oh maybe then id get it right” is OBVIOUSLY space whale flashbacks to #losing shiro and his dad and getting in trouble at the garrison or even his half galra angst in s2 #“when the stars look down on me what do they see?” come on its VOLTRON theres so much potential there with their fights in space AND #being a pilot at the garrison #okay im done now lmao anyway its a good song and its very keith coded #honestly could apply to multiple paladins but i think the desert and theif lines specifically make sense for him

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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nothing like a call from your mother to make that escapism feel extra sweet

#oops vent post Look Away Look Away i am once again bleeding all over my blog #ohhhhh boy am i gonna get Creatively Active tonight #we love to see my living situation crash and burn oh boy oh boy #i get three more months and then!!! back into the fire i go!#and the frying pan was just starting to get cozy....#well! time to brush up on my masking and acting skills #absolutely unprompted #yknow it was actually funny #i went on a walk right after that call #and it felt like i was in a fucking movie. symbolism was ever #literally stood and stared at the 'no connection' street sign for a solid two minutes #feeling the Irony #then a black cat stopped and stared at me from down the road?#and a hummingbird flew over to look me in the eye??#walked under an apple tree but every single apple was rotting???#a fly decided to land on me for a split second and then flew away? felt Ominous #didnt see a raven though so thats a plus. or a minus. im not superstitious and i love ravens #plus side of being forced to move: i get to keep both of my cats and ill no longer be in this damn state.#negatives: living with my mom. her boyfriend. two dogs. in a state i strongly dislike. with no positive connections. in a basement.#its gonna be so fun! (sarcastic. lying. said through gritted teeth)#agh sorry sorry #once again treating tumblr like my personal diary #just. sigh.#well if i get a job right away and save up #maybe ill be able to find somewhere with roommates!#people my ageish! fellow queers perhaps! somewhere welcoming #where i can relax and feel Understood and perhaps even content with being alive #where i have room to not just force the love of existence but truly Feel it #i have hope! i have hope... i am miserable but one day! i may not be!#ive waited and survived this long! ill make it! i will fucking make it i swear to god

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mercisnm · 8 months

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Susan Hart (Ripper Street) x 三姐 (一代宗师)

Honestly if you can tell the why behind this "ship" I will hand you at least one cookie

#the squirrels in my brain must have downed a bottle of amphetamine today #yeah i know ripper street was set in an earlier time period but that's the least of questions you are probably asking yourself right now #also its a kong kar wai film that surprisingly i don't think i like but it's still very stylistically interesting to watch #what matters is zhou xiao fei and her darndest look okay #anyhow you can blame braz for infecting my brain with the jozefa/darian ship and you can blame my brain for the rest #sometimes i draw things

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cupuasu · 6 months

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tbh in brazil we don't really use north south east west as directions, dare i say even knowing which is which is uncommon 😭 i literally only learned them when i was doing an aviation course and didn't really use it afterwards

#now i use it in architecture as its mandatory for floor plans to have it as the solar incidence affects the building etc etc #but directions...? honey just go straight ahead then left then right #are gringos using it bc their streets are actually lined up the same as north south east west or are they using it instead of #ahead down right left...?

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neige-leblanche · 5 months

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guys i am licking all of you. affectionately in a social bonding way

#txt #alcohol cw #nevaur been drunk at a bar before & im cutting myself off for now otherwise idk if i'd be able to get home tonight #even thaur the bus stop is right down the street & ive already baught[sic] my bus pass #thinking back to when my angel friend in montreal whos even more of a lightweight than me on the subway back home grabbed the bars & leaned #back to face the led subway lights eyes closed. like an angel fr. each of us had one single drink she just drinks so fuckin fast #she does a lot of introspection so im assuming its on purpose shes just crazy like all of us on this bitch of an earth #she is so beautiful though so angelic & perfect i do swear it #sorry yall on tumblr dot gov are getting this ramble i just got a new mutual on vent & i gotta impress them😩#aurnly at 25% battery saur i should probably stfu okay goodnight my angels i am blowing a kiss to all of you and you will see my bitchass la #ter bc this app is an addiction for me

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ratatatastic · 7 hours

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