#Im joking btw

[raivioli]

his greed disgusts me… HE DOES NOT NEED FOUR BANANAS!!!!!!

[aylinluna]

the gays used "naaa" + puppy dog eyes. it's super effective!

[haikyubts]

"You keep popping into my head like whales. Even though you are not one. This is the first time I've constantly thought of someone, so it's quite strange."

Ndkdkdkodkdoff she really said "When he's a ten but he's not a whale" 😭😭😭

[agrebel18]

man I can’t believe that the dragon prince invented old man yaoi

[strawberryqueen00]

Matpat leaving Game Theory right after the Post-James Somerton saga because the plagiarism accusation posts were too scary. Good job Tumblr.

[dozyrogue]

Qtubbo is whining about foolish liking his building or not.

At least qfoolish likes him enough to reassure him that the building is fine.

[apollos-olives]

male karen came into the store and i thought something was gonna go down but instead he just yelled then left immediately 🙄🙄🙄 can't have nothing juicy anymore these days

[bkyngw]

is this anything

[littlestpersimmon]

If he isn't pathetic and isn't sopping wet from the tears snot and blood coming from his own body then he's not a babygirl. A Babygirl needs to be in constant torment both external and internal. He needs to have a sadness in his eyes you only see in dogs trapped at the pound. Why can't you guys get this right

[fruitbasket-gossip]

what if i committed breaking and entering . what if i just wnt apeshit. what if i

[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month I believe that for that entire month Rick should make my terribly inaccurate hc I had when I was 11 of Mexican Nico real

Sorry Italians, you can have him back October 16th

[cephalopodsquad]

somehow this is cm punk's fault

[hoarder-of-dragons]

I had to do this I'm sorry

Donald Trump x Reader words: 12k I woke up and stared at my reflection. Blue orbs stared back at me as I tied my hair in a messy bun. My alcoholic mom called me downstairs. Oh right, I thought, I'm getting sold today since we dont have enough money my mom said. she abuses me btw. I come downstairs and have a cup of water for breakfast. not too much cause I have an eating disorder. Suddenly the doorbell rings. Its Donald Trump! He's here to adopt me! "Hey" he growled To be continued

[madmutts]

I'm allergic to eggs so I get your pain :(

I've never been able to eat some good cake bc of it

right, it's like all the good stuff has peanuts in it. Mike loves uncrustables. i gotta know whats so good about em

[nefertittythegreat]

Not all of yall just now proclaiming love for Gambit?

[draco-after-dark]

give feral brolys super saiyan powers coward

Bruh just let me write my chapter. Damn.

Gonna smack you next time I see you

Did you forget how powerful Broly is like holy shit. Bro would accidently destroy half the forest or something.