#Im never going to drink coffee and eat spicy...until next year

[fractalkiss]

guess who is weak and sick before christmas. Lmaoo why did i do this to myself

[kinkmaster3000]

oh wow if you can do more character a and character b things that'd be so cool!! maybe with an office setting, some secretary spread? >:9 im down for anything tho I'm still sad that other imagines blog is on hiatus :,(

This ask has been in my inbox for like two fucking years, very sorry to whichever beautiful person sent it 🙏 I mixed the genders up a bit just for funsies but they’re pretty much interchangeable with whoever you want to be in that role.

- A tends to be a comfort eater, and it’s been a very stressful day at work. He takes his lunch break and finds himself eating in the breakroom alone. He clears out everything he brought in about 5 minutes, and opens the fridge to get his drink, only to be tantalized by everyone else’s meals. He goes on a messy binge, devouring everything in record time and getting crumbs and condiments on his expensive button-down shirt. By the time he’s finished, the fridge and cabinets are completely empty and his shirt buttons are digging into his flesh. He feels too heavy and lethargic to move, and sits there in a daze. As the stupor clears, not only does he feel incredibly guilty about eating everyone’s food, but he remembers that he has a video conference in 15 minutes with some very important clients. The problem is, he cannot stop hiccupping and burping, so this would be a disaster. As he’s freaking out about his situation, his cute secretary, B, walks in to get a cup of coffee. He tries to apologize, feeling awful about eating her lunch, but she just smiles at him sympathetically, knowing the stress he’s been under. She just gives him a firm pat on the belly (bringing up a sizable burp) and goes off to call the clients and reschedule his meeting.

-Same as the one above, except character B is A’s client instead of his secretary. Even though B could be getting a better deal somewhere else, he continues to do business with A’s company because he finds A to be very attractive and likes dealing with him. He also happens to be a feeder. He’s excited for the video conference with A, and doubly so when he sees A miserably trying to stifle hiccups. He even awkwardly shifts his eyes downwards at one point, hoping to catch a glimpse of A’s stomach, before remembering that it’s a video call. A is looking increasingly more anxious by the minute, as he continues to hiccup and burp very softly behind his hand as he explains the figures, while B is just getting more and more giddy. Eventually, the tension in his stomach gets to be too much, and he can’t hold in a guttural belch that clips the microphone a bit. He’s mortified, apologizing profusely and trying to make an excuse to continue the meeting later, but B insists, lying and saying that he doesn’t fully understand the pricing yet. A reluctantly continues talking, accidentally burping a few more times, before he realizes that B doesn’t care at all. In fact, he seems very pleased. A begins letting out closed-mouth burps in-between sentences, regaining a bit more of his confidence with each bit of pressure that is eased out. B gives him a better offer than he began with, and (almost too) enthusiastically asks him to “talk about it over lunch” next week. A is thrilled about making a good sale, and has no clue about B’s devious intentions.

-A, a classy, serious woman who is in upper-level management at a prominent company, gets terrible indigestion from anything with even the smallest amount of spice. The problem is, she loves spicy food, the hotter the better. One day, during lunch, her bubbly, motor-mouth assistant manager, B, insists on the two of them going out to eat at a restaurant she just has to try. A reluctantly agrees to leave her work because B won’t take no for an answer). When they get there, she perks up a bit when she sees Phaal curry on the menu. It’s deliciously flavorful, and also packed with habanero peppers. She’s in heaven as she eats it, and then hell 10 minutes later as her chest starts to burn intensely and her stomach starts to roil. She tries to hide how bad she feels from B to maintain her image, but long, queasy belches that burn her throat start to come up involuntarily on the ride back. Her stomach is gurgling like thunder the entire time. She even has to pull to the side at one point and let the concerned and unusually quiet B, who is a notoriously bad driver, commandeer her precious BMW on the way back because she can’t focus at all on the road. A is completely undone, groaning, hiccupping and belching with increasing length and violence as they work their way back to the office

She manages to hold everything in as B ushers her up the stairs (wanting to avoid seeing someone else in the elevator), until she gets back to her private office. She’s horribly embarrassed and gives B a rare apology, saying that this often happens to her and she shouldn’t have gotten the curry knowing that. But before B can even reply, A’s notoriously strict higher-up gives them a call, wanting to speak with the two of them about some important matters. They know better than to decline the call.

The more they talk, the less A is maintaining. She’s having trouble keeping up with the conversation, and the pressure in her belly is becoming unbearable. Unable to take it anymore, she turns away from the machine and risks letting out a soft burp, but it keeps going and becomes loud and gravelly, tearing up her throat as it comes out. The entire room goes quiet, but before she can start apologizing profusely, B does it for her, taking the blame and saying that she ate too much at lunch. Desperate to save face, A scolds her and has her leave the room, apologizing on “her behalf” when the higher-up is displeased at her “unprofessionalism”.

After the call thankfully wraps up with no more outbursts, she rushes to find B, who is sitting at her desk and filling out paperwork, somewhat sullen. A apologizes for her actions, thanking B and saying she didn’t know what else to do. B simply stands up and knocks A harshly on the back, dislodging an even larger belch before. She asks if A “got it all out” and A just nods, a bit sheepishly. “That’s good and all, but I’m never letting you order spicy stuff ever again.”

- A and B are both receptionists for the same company, and work at the same desk answering calls. The two of them are close, and A has a bit of a crush on B, but she has a boyfriend and A is very shy, soft-spoken and dorky. B is kind of a glutton, which A thinks is adorable, and A loves to cook, which B thinks is adorable. So everyday, A brings B Tupperware of increasing sizes filled with delectable homemade meals. B can’t get enough of A’s cooking, and A can’t get enough of watching B chew and swallow and sighs in satisfaction. He finds himself listening very closely for little burps and hiccups, and when she wears blouses that are tight or sheer, he has a hard time keeping his eyes off of her belly. They do this every shift for a couple months, and B starts to get a bit of a stomach pooch. It drives A wild, but one day, B comes in looking distraught, and won’t talk to A. When she refuses his lunch, he presses her on what’s wrong, and she says that her boyfriend made an unsavory comment on her weight as she was getting ready that morning, blaming A for always pushing so much food onto her. A is hurt but apologizes, saying that it wasn’t his intention but that he thinks that she looks amazing with the extra pounds. B is touched and accepts A’s food, enjoying it as always, and finally starting to see him as maybe more than just a friend.

[dayasbun]

Fame - Angus Cloud (4)

Summary- a luckily timed audition leads to you falling for your new and unexpected co-star.

Warnings- okay HI welcome to my first multi chapter series woah?! this is actually so exciting for me like wow especially since angus doesn’t have any fics yet im just really really excited- so warnings! smut for sure, bad words, lotsa fluff, angst- everything in one basically. here comes a ride and I hope you enjoy :)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4 {reading now}

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“Fuck right there- Oh my god please-” You moaned holding his hair. “You never had anyone eat your pussy like this before right?” he said eating deeper as you moaned and squirmed. “Only you baby, this pussy is only you-”

“Yo wake the fuck up, you making weird noises and shit.”

You sat up taking in a deep breath and inspected your surroundings. There stood a worried Angus with a mug in his hand. “I'm fine...” you said quite unconvincingly.

“You sure? I went to make you some tea and came back to you rolling around and groaning and shit, thought that strange netflix monster had come to you or sum.”

“The demogorgan-”

“Yeah that shit!” He sat next to you on the edge of the bed. “Nightmare?” he asked softly as he handed you the tea.

“Well not exactly...” You took the warm mug and took in a long swig of the warm goodness. It's not like you were just going to openly tell him ‘Oh no, I just had a dream about you eating me out and I loved every second of it.’ “Actually yeah, a nightmare.” you lied.

“I hate those, what was yours about?”

“I...a monster ate me alive and I couldn't stop it.”

Angus shook his head. “Damn mamas, I’m sorry. Those suck, I know its like 2 pm, but let’s eat some breakfast and try to forget about it.”

You nodded standing up and stretching “Thanks...for the tea.”

“Of course, don’t girls love tea? Ion know, I don't really be sleeping with girls that often.” He chuckled walking into the small kitchen.

“Tea is amazing!” You exclaimed, following him and sitting on the counter. “I love tea in all seasons, it has so many benefits.”

“Yeah? What’s some of them benefits.”

“Well green tea has amazing antioxidants, and is a more naturally caffeinated drink than coffee- with not as many negative results. But don't get me wrong, I really do love my coffee- anyway! Tea can help straighten and strengthen bones, brighten your smile, and help you lose weight!!”

“Oh wow.” He laughed “I didn't even care about all that tea shit, just wanted to hear your voice. But it was actually kinda interesting.”

“Yeah- and don't worry about a lack of my voice, I never shut up.”

“You right about that; but before you get all defensive, its aight. I like hearing you blab off about random stuff ion care about.”

You felt your face grow hot as you stifled a giggle that wanted to come out. “Thank you. I think I talk too much, but hey, can't really stop it y’know?” Angus nodded as he cracked 5 eggs into a pan. “You just be going off about stuff- actually you was sleep talking a little bit.”

Fuck.

“Yeah? What was I saying?” you asked innocently, hoping he didn't say what he was most definitely about to say.

“Well it was when you had that nightmare. Was the monster a cow or sum? Cuz you kept saying ‘Angus’ so like.” He turned to look at you “I figure it wasn’t me, but it was probably like...some beef monster.”

“Oh yeah, for sure a beef monster.”

“And that beef monster was eating you huh?”

You smoothly tucked your hair behind your ear and nodded with a sweet smile “Mhm.”

Angus gave you a quick up and down look before turning around and continuing to scramble the eggs. You had to change the current topic or you'd die of embarrassment, so you decided to bring up the topic of the show instead. “Do you know which scenes we’re filming tomorrow?”

“Yeah, no sex scenes until next week. Tomorrow they finna do you coming back and me reminiscing on the old times.”

“Okay cool. I have those lines down, pretty simple...” You mumbled.

“Yeah me too.”

A butcher knife couldn't even cut the tension in the room right now. Fuck, a chainsaw couldn't either.

“So like... I’m gonna go change and I'll be right back? Sound good?”

“You can wear summa my stuff. If you want- you don’t got to i'm just offering.”

“Oh that'd be great thanks! You know my trailer is just so far away!” You joked, knowing that it was only next door. You hopped off of the counter and followed him back into the room you two had just come out of.

“You just want one big shirt? Girls be doing that alot nowadays.”

“Yeah, thanks that'd be great...”

“So the biggest shirt I got got some barbecue stains on it- ignore it. I just went off on some spicy wings the other day-”

You burst out laughing and sat on the bed “Gus it’s fine, gimme!” You pulled your shirt off and held out your hands. He turned back around to find you only in your bra and shorts.

“Yooooo-”

“Its fine, we have to be completely naked with each other next week. Titties are just titties.” You took the shirt out of his hands and put it on. After pulling off the shorts that you wore underneath the shirt; that was more like a dress- and folding them, you walked back into the kitchen and reclaimed your spot on the counter.

“Well I know one problem we won't have!” You stated with a smirk.

“Yeah, and what's that?”

“Drake was worried you wouldn't be able to ‘get it up’...but honestly, I don’t think it'll be too hard.”

“Why you think that?”

“Look down.”

Sure, Angus wouldn't let you live down the wet dream you had about him for quite a while, but you'd never let him live down the boner he got- just from seeing you in a bra.

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“So. Let's get to the real real.” Storm said pulling her knees up to her chest with a grin. “What the hell is going on with you and Angus?”

You, Storm and Daya were hanging in your trailer. You three were the only girls that didn't have scenes to film right now, Alexia, Barbie and the rest of the female cast were shooting night scenes. They had helped you set up the place to seem more homey, and now the newly formed trio you were a part of was in your bed with microwave popcorn, juicy juice, and twizzlers.

“Nothing Storm! Actually nothing I-”

“Nope, don't do that.” Z quickly cut you off. “Everyone can see it, it’s like what everyone on set talks about.”

“What?-”

“Plus, he talks about you too much, and you do the same with him! Earlier I said I wanted to pop some microwave popcorn and you started telling me about some conspiracy he told you about popcorn and microwaves, how they’re a secret way in for the government- like girl! Don't tell me you're so whipped that you're out here believing this stuff!”

“OKAY! Okay! I get it...look Gus is-”

“Gus?! You call him Gus?”

“Yeah?-”

“He literally hates that nickname with a passion. He gotta love you.” Storm chuckled grabbing a handful of popcorn.

“Okay well Angus is cute. He’s sweet and funny and caring- BUT. I won’t let anything happen between us, it’s like...business. This field is acting- and I don't think it would be good for us to do anything more, especially during filming.”

Z sighed. “Falling for your costars is weird.”

“Yeah.” Storm chimed in. “Our girl Daya been there and done that...but it never really affected her acting. She's so talented that she could keep it hidden off screen and focus on her character. I mean I know you talented Y/N...but you not my big sis like Z, so I don't really know how you'd be able to deal with it yet. Drake already seemed a bit iffy about it because he could tell you two had a little something going, but the thing comforting him is y'all are talented. So he knows you can do it- I know you can too.”

“Yeah he sent us a letter about it...it's just hard. I can't lose this role, I've come so far.”

“I don't think you’ll lose it. I think you'll be fine. Just keep a business mindset when on set. What goes on off screen and behind closed doors is your business, girl. Drake or nobody can stop that- Jesus can't even stop that!”

You and Storm giggled at Zendaya’s last comment. “Yeah yeah yeah...okay I get it guys. I got this- period.”

“Period.”

“Period...So were you one of those girls that watched all the Fez scene compilations on Youtube and drooled?” Storm teased you.

“No!” You said firmly, knowing you were lying.

“Oh she definitely was.”

“I wasn't!”

“I just don't see it! Angus is just not attractive to me, he looks like one of those guys that stop you at the gas station with a ghetto ass group of friends- he rubs his hands together and then screams ‘Hey baby lemme get yo numbaaaa!!!!’“

In response, you practically fell over laughing “Stoppp no!”

The rest of the night was filled with giggles and whispers, and by 1 AM, you, Z, and Storm were all huddled up in your little twin trailer bed. They snored softly but you couldn't seem to sleep. Just as you were .1 seconds away from drifting off, your phone buzzed next to you.

Angus☁️: u uppppp

-oh wow yeah that's not the most fboy thing ever to send at 1:27 am

Angus☁️:  see all you had to say was yes you didn't have to do allat

-can i help you mr cloud

Angus☁️: what typa help you offering?

-whatever help you need.

Angus☁️: you finna have some more beef dreams tonight?

-you finna get a boner if you see me in my bra again?

Angus☁️: maybe.

-then i'll say maybe too.

Angus☁️: you're too much

-i know i am, did you film today?

Angus☁️: ye i had some scenes wit jacob

-wit

Angus☁️: leave me alone

-you texted me

-and wow you sound really mature rn not at all like a five year old

Angus☁️: if i was w you rn id make you regret that

-was that supposed to be a threat or a way to try to make me sext

Angus☁️: both

-you should go text all the hoes you have waiting for you at home

Angus☁️: im texting them at the same time

-boy...

Angus☁️: im plAyin

Angus☁️: only you :)

-getting soft???

Angus☁️: no and i wish this was instagram dms so i could unsend it fuck

-fuck

Angus☁️: thats another thing you was saying during your ‘nightmare’

-STOP NO I WAS NOT

Angus☁️: yeah i know you wasnt lmao i just like messing w you

-you can mess w me whenever you want to

Angus☁️: oh bet????

-goodnight angus

Angus☁️: nah i want you to tell me about me messing w you

Angus☁️: damn you really left

Angus☁️: thats wrong 

Angus☁️: doing me dirty

-GTS MY PHONE KEEPS GOING OFF

Angus☁️: then put it on silent?

-NO

Angus☁️: ill stop being annoying if you come over here

-i cant, im w z and storm too

Angus☁️: shit okay well it was worth a shot

-why, what was you planning to do

Angus☁️: cuddle

-its fr time for you to go bed, i think your sleepiness is making you too soft and taking the hood away

Angus☁️: goodnight

-goodnight

Angus☁️: gn

-gn

Angus☁️: night

-night

Angus☁️: GOODNIGHT

-OKAY GN

Angus☁️: STOP REPLYING

Angus☁️: night

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[clairles]

Tagging time! (2/5 brace yourself)

I was tagged by @argentoheart​ around 35 days ago and I’m so sorry for doing this just now BUT i WILL BE BETTER (i HOPE DAMN)

Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST

1. drink: cola 2. phone call: my mum 3. text message: lovely @blueberrysenpaii​ *wink wink* 4. song you listened to: Feelings by my queen Hayley Kiyoko 5. time you cried: I think two days ago at the cemetery seeing the photo of young woman having small child in her hands. This kid was few days old when they died. 6. dated someone twice: what is date even 7. kissed someone and regretted it: YES actually I still feel awkward being next to him and thinking about it even if it wasn’t any huge kiss 8. been cheated on: oh please me and relationships 9. lost someone special: too many 10. been depressed: I still am. and was diagnosed 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: funny thing, I’ve never thrown up after getting drunk, and I got drunk a lot

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. navy blue 13. green  14. baby blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: I think so? am not sure. 16. fallen out of love: ahhh yess, evey year is full of me forcing myself to fall out of love 17. laughed until you cried: fortunately, a lot 18. found out someone was talking about you: :> 19. met someone who changed you: oh god yes, I think every person changes me in a way 20. found out who your friends are: yes 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: no??

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: almost every one 23. do you have any pets: no :( 24. do you want to change your name: nahh, it’s fun 25. what did you do for your last birthday: WROTE FUCKING SEMINARY PAPER ALL DAY  26. what time did you wake up: today? 6am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 28. name something you can’t wait for: Son Lux’s concert and meeting @n0rrie​ in England (just February in general) 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: today in the morning  31. what are you listening to right now: Grandloves by Purity Ring 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: lemme tell you the story about me and guys called Tomek in my life... 33. something that is getting on your nerves: having english lectures on Friday at 8AM 34. most visited website: translate google probably 35. hair colour: light ginger 36. long or short hair: short 37. do you have a crush on someone: YES I DO :<  38. what do you like about yourself: I can recognise a lot of actors and songs 39. want any piercings: I always wanted nose percing, will never do one 40. blood type: 0RH+  41. nickname: Clair 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: Cancer 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: uhhh I’d say Silent Witness because I can watch it all the time 46. tattoos: no, but I will have one one day 47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: I had on appendicitis two times 49. piercing: one on each earlobe 50. sport: I like exercising but I don’t think it’s a sport per se 51. vacation: somewhere near the ocean or sea 52. pair of trainers: vans MORE GENERAL 53. eating: umm nothing spicy 54. drinking: just give me coffee I’ll be happy 55. im about to: complain to myself about tommorow’s lectures at 8AM 56. waiting for: going to sleep 57. want: to finally feel wanted after all those years 58. get married: I wish 59. career: just let me finish this studies (only few more months bless)

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: cuddless all the way (maybe because nobody ever wanted to kiss me lol) 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: I don’t care 63. older or younger: um I have kinda thing for older people... at the same time I fall in love with younger people all the time UGH 64. nice arms or nice stomach: idc 65. hook up or relationship: relationship... so much... 66. troublemaker or hesitant: HESITANT BECAUSE THIS BITCH ME IS AND THAT’S THE WORST

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: no wtf 68. drank hard liquor: ahaha too many times 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: nooo 70. turned someone down: yes 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: I... probably did 73. had your heart broken: all the time and it’s not funny 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: nooo

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: never 78. miracles: no 79. love at first sight: probably no 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: you and your dates 82. angels: idontknowokay OTHER 83. current best friends name:  uuuHHHH Lisa 84. eye colour: green 85. favorite movie: Inception or Pride and Prejudice with Matthew MayFayden It was so fun I will tag some people, but no pressure in doing it :) @izzywhatsup, @ravenssama, @sr96b, @carrotofmadness, @tinaysabella, @pllsetskyonice, @blueberrysenpaii, @lastdragon-lady, @everydayisonfire, @lgfuadjj :)

[transenbyhollis]

can't read the things for the "make me admit" asks but ?? all of them ?? or any five if that's too many ?? ^-^

ooookie this is gonna take a little while

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?yeah sure id do that(at first i was like yeah totally but then i was like am i sure i messaged them last? WAIT SHIT WAS IT MY COUSIN nope its the person i thought it was)

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?lmao what ex

3. Have you taken someones virginity?no

4. Is trust a big issue for you?HAHAHHAHAHAA yea5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?mmm its been a week or two

6. What are you excited for?going to a new years party w my friend at a kink club!

7. What happened tonight?my aunt made chile rellenos but they accidentally came out spicy. she didnt like them but me and my uncle did

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?no

9. Is confidence cute?YA

10. What is the last beverage you had?cranberry peach juice

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?what opposite sex

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?NOPE

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?probably sleep

14. What are you going to spend money on next?uuuuhhhh well im broke rn. my friend is paying for me to go to the party. after i get my paycheck i guess the first thing im doing is paying rent

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?no

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?who tf knows?

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?the friend ive mentioned a few times already

18. The last time you felt broken?do you want the number in hours or minutes?

19. Have you had sex today?lmao no

20. Are you starting to realize anything?hmmmm maybe and if i think about that at all i will be struck dead immediately

21. Are you in a good mood?eh

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks??? mb

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?sorta

24. What do you want right this second?to see that friend

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?cool nice :)

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?yeah

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?probly not28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?that graphic design image

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?ye

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?no

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?no

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?not really

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?no

34. Listening to?friends at the table. i should probably pay attention a bit more35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?only mechanical

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?maybe kinda

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?not really

38. Who did you last call?still that one friend

39. Who was the last person you danced with?? idk

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?an attempt at practice

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?this morning

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?no

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?yeah

44. Do you tan in the nude?no

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?no

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?no

47. Who was the last person to call you?“scam likely”

48. Do you sing in the shower?no

49. Do you dance in the car?no

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?yeah in gym

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?uuuuhhhh mb that time my cousin took our family picture

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?depends on the musical

53. Is Christmas stressful?kinda

54. Ever eat a pierogi?no

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?mmm blueberry?

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?farmer, day care owner, craft store owner…

57. Do you believe in ghosts?no

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?probably

59. Take a vitamin daily?do medications count

60. Wear slippers?no

61. Wear a bath robe?yeah

62. What do you wear to bed?gray and blue soft shirt and pants and fuzzy rainbow knee high socks

63. First concert?maybe steve green

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?target?….

65. Nike or Adidas?no

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?both

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?no

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?none

69. Ever take dance lessons?yeah a couple times

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?no

71. Can you curl your tongue?no

72. Ever won a spelling bee?i dont think so

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?possibly

74. What is your favorite book?jeremy fink and the meaning of life

75. Do you study better with or without music?with

76. Regularly burn incense?no

77. Ever been in love?maybe

78. Who would you like to see in concert?imagine dragons

79. What was the last concert you saw?does wtnv live performance count as a concert? there was music

80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot

81. Tea or coffee?tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?chocolate peppermint

83. Can you swim well?not especially

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?yeah

85. Are you patient?not really

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?dj

87. Ever won a contest?won a local poet laureate contest once. probably others

88. Ever have plastic surgery?no

89. Which are better black or green olives?NO

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?idc

91. Best room for a fireplace?living room

92. Do you want to get marriedmaybe

[tinaysabella]

Hiiiiii tagging here. tagged by @clairles (hiiiiii what’s up? :D)

Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST

1. drink: water 2. phone call: grandma 3. text message: "Yea sure what’s the name?” 4. song you listened to: My Chemical Romance’s Helena cover (Puddles Pity Party) 5. time you cried: yesterday   6. dated someone twice: Never had a date. 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Never kissed anyone :P 8. been cheated on: psssssssh if you say been cheated on food then yea probably 9. lost someone special: .. .....yea. 10. been depressed: yea 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: lol alcohol ain’t my thing much

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. obsidian 13. cerulean  14. pearl white

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yea.. I think. 16. fallen out of love: hmmm. nah 17. laughed until you cried: yep 18. found out someone was talking about you: nope 19. met someone who changed you: yea :) 20. found out who your friends are: mhmm 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: pssssssssssssssh never.

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: a lot. 23. do you have any pets: five dogs and three cats 24. do you want to change your name: ehhhh maybe 25. what did you do for your last birthday: thought about writing. But it was Christmas on that day so  26. what time did you wake up: 8am and then slept again until 1 pm 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: reading fanfics 28. name something you can’t wait for: hmmmm.. inspiration to write something better? 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: right now. 31. what are you listening to right now: nothing right now. 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: if by person, no. if by dead cat (not a ghost, but body) yea. named him tom during our comparative anatomy class. 33. something that is getting on your nerves: overthinking over what I’m going to say, what I’m going to do, and everything, I guess...... 34. most visited website: archive of our own 35. hair colour: medium brown (that’s what the barber told me) 36. long or short hair: upper back length hair 37. do you have a crush on someone: . . . . . yea. 38. what do you like about yourself: I think a lot. 39. want any piercings: hmmmm yea. 40. blood type: B 41. nickname: Tin or Tintin 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: Capricorn 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: there’s a ton. so. yea. 46. tattoos: none sadly 47. right or left handed: right handed 48. surgery: nah 49. piercing: on my earlobes yea 50. sport: hmmm soccer I guess? but that was years ago? unless you count Wing Chun (martial arts) as one but I barely practice now. 51. vacation: where there’s nature. where I can actually take a picnic or write or read. 52. pair of trainers: dunno MORE GENERAL 53. eating: anything and everything.. I have little problems and I don’t have allergies.. none that I know of. 54. drinking: anything, tbh. coffee, tea, and chocolate are some of my favs 55. im about to: write but I’m just- 56. waiting for: a sign. anything. 57. want: to know what I really want in life. 58. get married: PSSSSSH. 59. career: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I’m going for med school.I guess. that counts...

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: I’m a cuddlebug 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: eh 63. older or younger: hmm 64. nice arms or nice stomach: eh 65. hook up or relationship: hmm. relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: psh never 68. drank hard liquor: nah 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: nah 70. turned someone down: nah 71. sex on the first date: psh never even went on a date. 72. broken someone’s heart: ........................probably................. 73. had your heart broken: Yes. 74. been arrested: Never. 75. cried when someone died: Yes. 76. fallen for a friend:.....................................a few times. Never ended well.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: hmmm 78. miracles: eh 79. love at first sight: PSSSSH No. 80. santa claus: Nope. 81. kiss on the first date: Wow, this question isn’t relevant. 82. angels: hmmm. OTHER 83. current best friends name:  Francie, Jiji, Gail. 84. eye colour: terra cotta 85. favorite movie: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. None.

tagging @eclair, @keith-and-lotor-deserved-better, @lecheesie , @ink03 and others who are here, I guess? I don’t usually know anyone on this side of my blog. you can do it when you’re free or something.

idk if it’s weird if someone’s gonna read all of my answers lmao.

[pimby]

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honestly it’s been a boring night. thanks for keeping me busy!

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Nope2. You talked to an ex today, correct?Nope!!3. Have you taken someones virginity?Nuh uh4. Is trust a big issue for you?Nah. If I bother hanging out with someone, I usually trust them.5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?Nope6. What are you excited for?My Hindi class!! I like the people there.7. What happened tonight?I’ve been watching anime and blogging.8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?Nah.9. Is confidence cute?Yes!! Know you’re good and own it!10. What is the last beverage you had?Water, the source of all life.11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?A lot! I have primarily guy friends. I also trust my brother.12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?Those are like the only pants I own.13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?Here I am living my ideal.14. What are you going to spend money on next?Bedding, I think. Mine has a stain and I found a cute replacement!15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?I r r e l e v a n t16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?Boy i hope so17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?My sister Lee and wr3h and towneater and well!!!! Many people, I guess. Friends.18. The last time you felt broken?:/ Today19. Have you had sex today?Nope!20. Are you starting to realize anything?Life is a continuum of realization. If you don’t realize it’s not real life.I realize. I comprehend. I process. Analysis: I want beans.21. Are you in a good mood?Lukewarm. Cruise mode.22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?Sure why not.23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?I???? Avoid looking my dad in the eyes and I just realized this????24. What do you want right this second?To be with people that want to be around me!! I want that so much.25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?Nothing. It’s okay.26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?Yep. Caramely.27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?Hell no. That’s nasty.28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?Myself. I was panicking while driving trying to squeeze into another lane and singing a song about it to hear the sound of my own voice, then caught myself and realized how stupid I sound. There’s that Realize.29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?At this point I miss my retail boss that yelled at me all the time. at least I was getting attention. I shit you not I had a dream I went back to that godawful job last night. That’s what we’re at; I would take anybody.30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?I think for some actions, one of the consequences is ostracization. Severe crimes fall under that. It makes sense that your victims wouldn’t be able to trust you.31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?Nah.32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?One does, one doesn’t.33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?Yep! Not worth how it makes me feel.34. Listening to? Cherry Coke - Don’t Kill My Vibe. Okay did you know I always lie to this question because I just have a random playlist on shuffle but I go through it and find one that fits my current mood??? A trickster.35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yeah, but it’s not preferable.36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?No. They were from a past life or another dimension and I have no memory of it.37. Do you believe in love at first sight?Yeah I’ve experienced it!! 38. Who did you last call?My mom.39. Who was the last person you danced with?Wow, fuck. Probably some stranger, years ago??40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?I didn’t.41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?Over a year D:42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?Nope43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?How dare you ever think I do otherwise.44. Do you tan in the nude?No lad I have other skin concerns I’d rather battle.45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?D....efinitely......46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?Nope! I don’t usually leave em hanging and say good night.47. Who was the last person to call you?My....mom.....48. Do you sing in the shower?Nah I have roommates.49. Do you dance in the car?YEAH BUDDY!!!!50. Ever used a bow and arrow?Yeah and my dad offered to buy me one and stuff but I only want an elvish recurve. I don’t want this useful nonesense.51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?A couple weeks ago! They’re super cute; I am one hot tamale.52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?Well yeah, but I can enjoy some cheese.53. Is Christmas stressful?It’s the most peaceful time of the year I think!!! Wait shit I just had flashbacks to all my former Christmases no it’s not.54. Ever eat a pierogi?Don’t ask me that if you aren’t gonna feed it to me.55. Favorite type of fruit pie?Boysenberry56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Master thief! Thanks, Sly Cooper, for the terribly unrealistic dream. 57. Do you believe in ghosts?Ya they watch me take a piss58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?Really commonly lately.59. Take a vitamin daily?No I bathe in my nutrients.60. Wear slippers?Never ever im a barefoot beast61. Wear a bath robe?I wear a sleep robe and it’s SPICY62. What do you wear to bed?That robe or a night shirt. Never pants. Too hot.63. First concert?Never been64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Wal-Mart. I don’t have any airs about me. No dignity to save.65. Nike or Adidas?Fuck em I won’t fall for their feet prison complex.66. Cheetos Or Fritos?Cheetos67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?Peanuts68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?Tumblr said she isn’t good and I must obey.69. Ever take dance lessons?Life is the greatest teacher.70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?Pussy eater.71. Can you curl your tongue?Nah72. Ever won a spelling bee?My biggest accomplishment actually. I’m unduly proud of that fact.73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?All the time.74. What is your favorite book?The MIsts of Avalon75. Do you study better with or without music?Without music but I won’t do it unless I have music.76. Regularly burn incense?Nope77. Ever been in love?Always!78. Who would you like to see in concert?Marianas Trench79. What was the last concert you saw?Calm down abt the concerts maybe.80. Hot tea or cold tea?Hot tea u sick fiend.81. Tea or coffee?Tea82. Favorite type of cookie?No bakes. Those ones that are THICC83. Can you swim well?I can stay afloat.84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?There are people that can’t? v:85. Are you patient?Externally yes. Internally no.86. DJ or band, at a wedding?This is a real problem real people face and debate about? Tell everybody to put headphones in and play their own music and don’t talk to each other.87. Ever won a contest?One time I sewed a pillow and it won a ribbon at the county fair.88. Ever have plastic surgery?No babe it’s natural89. Which are better black or green olives?Neither.90. Opinions on sex before marriage?I don’t know what that is I’m sorry91. Best room for a fireplace?The throne room.92. Do you want to get married?Sure.

[lovemesomesurveys]

Who was the last person to IM you? My friend, Amanda via Facebook Messenger.

When was the last time you received a black eye? How’d you get it? I’ve never received a black eye.

When’s the last time you wore a wig? For Halloween a few years ago.

Why were you last hospitalized? I had surgery.

Do you think glasses make someone instantaneously nerdy? No. If so then I guess I’m “instantaneously nerdy”.

Do you prefer baked potatoes or mashed potatoes? I prefer potatoes, period. In all its delicious forms.

What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without food? A day or two.

Have you ever donated to a charity? Yes.

Do you prefer ankle socks over regular socks? Yes. That’s the only kind I have.

Last movie you’ve seen in theaters? Split.

What was the last name of your third grade teacher? Mrs. Wattel.

What is your oldest sibling’s middle name? Robert.

Have you ever been to Disneyland or Disney World? I’ve been to Disneyland a few times. I’m going again this year, and I’m super excited. It’s been almost ten years since I last went. :O

Would you ever go backpacking across any country? I couldn’t really do that, but I’d love to travel.

Have you ever gone backpacking across any country? No.

Do you hate tourists? No? I’m such a tourist when I go to a new place.

Would you prefer to travel around the world by yourself or with a friend? With my family. I’d be a scardy cat to go alone, haha. Plus it would be a lot more fun to go with someone.

Last time you got your hair cut and new clothes? I got it trimmed around the beginning of last year, I think. The last clothing item I got was a hoodie last month.

When was the last time you had a house party? Never.

When is your birthday? July 28th.

Do you like bread sticks? I love bread sticks. Especially with marinara dip.

Do you usually wear shorts around your house all year long? No. Just during the summer months.

Do you know what Je means in French? I’m pretty sure it’s “I.” I don’t speak French, but I know the phrases, “Je ne sais pas”, which means “I don’t know” and “Je t’aime” which is “I love you.” Sooo.

Do you prefer analogue or digital clocks? Digital.

What state were you born in? California.

Have you ever had a nosebleed? Nope.

How far away do you live from your birthplace? I was born here in the same city I’m currently in.

Do you have a weak stomach? It doesn’t take a lot to make me gag.

Do you know anybody who has been diagnosed with cancer? Yes.

Would you ever meet someone in person that you met online? I don’t know. I’d be nervous about it.

Have you ever been to an art gallery? Yes.

Do you visit your town’s library often? Nope. I have no idea when the last time was.

Have you ever had to take care of an intoxicated person? No. I have been the one who needed to be taken care of, though. A couple of times. Not fun.

What flavor was the last ice cream you ate? It might have been strawberry. I don’t remember. I don’t eat ice cream very often.

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My dad.

^ What did you talk about? He was telling me he was on his way home.

How was the last chicken you ate cooked? It was honey battered chicken tenders I made in the oven.

What colors are on your country’s national flag? red white and blue <<< Yep.

What is so appealing about ‘Twilight’? I was into it back when it was a thing, I admit it. I got sucked into the whole vampire craze and love story stuff. After reading the books, I had to see the movies. Now I’m like... yikes.

Have you ever considered becoming a lawyer? No.

Do you *really* like donuts? I LOVE donuts. I’m kind of obsessed.

What state is Harvard in? Massachusetts.

What is your favorite kind of chip? Spicy kinds.

What grade did you have your first boyfriend? sophomore year of high school <<< Same.

Do you think Disney World could ever get old? I’ve never been, but I still say absolutely not. I love Disneyland, and I mean how could you not love Disney World?

Have you ever been told that you’ve lost weight? Yes.

Do you have the same political views as your parents? Yes.

If you could, would you hook up with the last person you texted? Ew no. I don’t want to hook up with my brother.

What are your favorite things to spend money on? Food and coffee.

Do you do your own laundry? No. I need help with that.

How many months until your birthday? Four months.

What are you listening to? A YouTube video.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now? Nooo.

Do you like winter time? I love it.

Suppose you see your crush kissing another person? It would hurt.

If something was wrong, who is the first person you would go to? My mom.

Were you sad at all this week? I’m always sad.

What kind of bottoms are you wearing? I’m wearing leggings.

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight? No.

Do you like your phone? Yes.

Was the last thing you drank an alcoholic beverage? No. I’m drinking a Shamrock Mocha from McDonald’s.

Who was the last person to go to the movies with you? My mom and brother.

Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone? Cell phone. I really don’t even know why we have a house phone anymore. Well, I guess because it is the number we give to like doctors and whatnot.

Are you allowed to stay up later than 10 PM on a weeknight? I can stay up as late as I want.

What do you usually order on a pizza? Just give me extra cheese and extra sauce.

Do you sing in the car? Yeah.

Do you sing in the shower? Yes.

Do you dance in the car? Sometimes.

Do you and your boyfriend/girlfriend fight a lot? I’m single.

Have your parents ever told you that you couldn’t hang out with a certain person? No.

What were you doing at 10 AM? I was watching Roseanne and scrolling through Tumblr.

Who’s the first person with the letter “M” in your contacts? My aunt, Michelle. She’s the only “M”, actually.

Would you have sex with someone you had known less than twenty-four hours? No.

Are you excited about anything? Not at this moment. I mean, I’m looking forward to something within the next few months, I’m just in a crappy mood right now so it’s hard to feel excited about anything.

Does anyone call you babe/baby? No.

Are you wearing a ring, if so, who gave it to you? No.

Do you like to sleep? I love to sleep.

Which would you rather have a new puppy or kitten? A puppy.

Do you like to read? I love to read.

Do you think people getting married on MySpace is stupid? That was a thing?

Have you ever made a significant other cry? No.

What were you doing before this survey? Eating cookies and drinking coffee.

Who was your last missed call of the opposite sex? My dad.

Relationship between you and the last person you texted? He’s my brother.

How old will you be on your next birthday? Twenty-eight.

Do you think it makes him weak when a guy cries? Absolutely not. That way of thinking needs to be squashed. Are they not humans with feelings and emotions?

If you could make your lips bigger, would you? No.

What color is your underwear? Black.

When was the last time you had pasta? This afternoon.

What is getting you mad at the moment? Something pissed me off earlier.

Are you a jealous person? Why does this question come up in literally every survey?

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve been stuck in traffic? I don’t know. Any amount of time seems too long.

Do you ever feel self-conscious when you eat around other people? Yes.

If you don’t have glasses, how would you feel if you had to get them? I do wear them.

If you do have glasses, how would you feel if you didn’t need them anymore? It’d be too weird. I’ve worn glasses since I was nine years old. I look different without them, and I prefer to have them.

What does your town’s name begin with? Nah.

How often do you drink soda? I drink one everyday.

Be honest, do you miss your ex? I think I miss how things were.

What’s something you really want right now, be honest? I don’t know.

Would your parents care if you came home at 4 AM? They’d be surprised I was out so late, but no. If I were out that late for some reason, I would let them know; though, just so they don’t worry.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? No.

Do you use sunblock or tanning accelerator? Sunscreen if I’m actually outside for that long of a time.

Are you good at painting nails? Nope.

Mac or PC? Mac.

Are you one to sneak food into movie theaters? Yeah. And coffee sometimes.

Are you prone to illness? Yes.