#Im right here

[adarkandmagicalforest]

if they didnt want me to lust over tywin lannister

then why did they cast charles dance?

[snackugaki]

do you survive an apocalypse because you’re shaped like a dorito chip?

or does surviving an apocalypse shape you into a dorito chip?

something to ponder

[shotmrmiller]

cbf! simon that does only fans work with other girls but this time he asked you.

"c'mon, lovie, she flaked on me. You don't have to show your face, promise."

he sets up his camera, and fucks you slowly, sensually, kissing you- he practically worshipped you.

if only you had looked at his account, you'd know that he does not kiss other women.

if only you looked at his account, you'd notice that he didn't even post the video- Just kept it all to himself for wank material.

He hopes he can get you to do it again.

[fizzytoo]

…… y’all

[0rah-s]

Is it ok if you do a oliver aiku x black chubby reader friends to lover sorta thing pls🙏

*•° falling for a womanizer?

*•° Poor you...

*•° You're in for a ride.

*•° You both probably where in some shop at the same time and there he saw you for the first time.

*•° He was absolutely smitten.

*•° you were absolutely gorgeous??

*•° In all you form and essence you were perfect.

*•° As you were about to check out your cart, he rushes to you and pays with his contactless before you have the time to process anything.

*•° "?" Was your exact face at that time. But who could blame you - this random (cute) guy rushed half the store to pay for your shopping and was now leaning on the counter with a satisfied smirk.

*•�� "May i take this lovey one out?"

*•° Now you posed: this guy payed for your shopping so you could go on a date with him as a thank you, but you didn't ask for him to so he isn't entitled to anything from you.

*•° After 2 second of reflection you came to the conclusion that you'd give him a date *he's cute af why wouldn't you?

*•° You kindly smile at him.

"Sure"

*•° He didn't show it outside but he was overjoyed - the cutest person on earth agreed to go out with him! It's as if he had forgotten that he could have gotten anyone be wanted.

*•° On the date you realised that you had much more in common that expected: you shared similar world views yet had such different perspectives to bring to one another; you liked similar baked goods and restaurants. You both enjoyed the quality conversation so much so that you decided to stay friends.

*•° you quickly lost nicesties and got comfortable with eachother, and got on a first name basis with eachother. He'd lend you his oversised clothing which all coincidentally fit like a glove, and you'd bring him food from your homeland.

*•° You were there for eachother when times mattered and had the healthiest relationship could be.

*•° Until one caught feelings...

*•° He did. And how could he not?

*•° The adoration in his eyes when your skin glowed under the kisses of the sun. The butterfly in his stomach when your lips would form a half crescent when smiling. Just that feeling when you're near him.

*•° But he kept it in, he didn't want to ruin the relationship he had built with you. For the first time he had a genuine friendship with a person he was attracted to, someone so sweet, he couldn't ruin that.

*•° You liked him too, if that wasn't obvious enough.

*•° eons of pining later changes happen...

*•° You start overthinking the relationship, he was sending in so many mixed signal you were beggining to lose yourself. You desided to get it out, regardless of how this will affect your friendship with Oliver, you simply didn't deserve those sleepless night pondering on an answer.

*•° You call him over to your place in a serious tone, you made him anxiously

*•° Then the confession.

*•° ??

*•° His face btw

*•° He couldn't belive you liked him too, its as if the fact that he was a famous, rich and handsome footballer had be ejected out of his mind.

*•° After the happy news, he doesn't waste a second to hold your hand and bring his face close to yours.

*•° Stupid grin plastered on his face.

*•° He laughs in the crook of you neck and hugs your form tight ever so exited at the new stage of your relationship.

*•° You officially got together and wether or not you decided to make it public (taking the risk of beinf desimated by his fans or hated by his ex's) or private, this bundle of flirt will respect his decision.

*•° You're both a great fit for eachother, keep him on earth will you?

[theladyregret]

Gale “I’m a walking magical nuke” talking about how if I kick him out of my party he’ll just wander into the Underdark snd hope to take out only people who deserve it when he explodes.

My Drow pc:

[gummy-axolotl]

I am unwell

[adel-memes]

The desperation I feel when I have a time limited deliver an item quest and I Finally got the item BUT THE CHARACTER WOULDNT LEAVE A ROOM I CAN'T ENTER

[the-fakes]

I bet you anything schlatt calling slime a bimbo is to get him on the next podcast episode

[jupitercl0uds]

g1 monster high but just with gill edited out of every frame

[murdrdocs]

i googled up that david guy and all i've got to say is... does he need a 20 year old girlfriend? 😁

IM SAYINGGG

[thefrontofmymind]

gabriette posted an ig story of matty :')

[hennike]

“whos the bigger laurent stan auguste or damen” me Bitch tf…

[dannystheone]

so a fact about danny is

I’m pretty damn good at Mario kart

and my boss and coworker just bought it to play during work to make work go by faster

and needless to say I’ve been beating their asses

so it would be horrible if they decided to band together and use a “distraction” against me to make me lose

oh how awful that would be

[claire-insertbearemojihere]

Okay this was a couple of weeks ago but I think about it all the time so here.

When I had finished a production with a local community theatre group (I was an ensemble member), we had an afterparty because that's what you do after you finish all your shows.

And the cast members all got called out to receive a poster of the show and stuff to be like "thank you" and they could say a few words. And one of the main characters (We were doing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and he was Willy Wonka) said that he was nervous taking on the role, then watched the Broadway show and was terrified, but walked into the first rehearsal and saw me laughing my head off at my own joke and knew it was going to be fun and I kinda hid behind my girlfriend and whispered "help that's the nicest way I've been called a dumbass everyone is looking at me what do I do"

But I was secretly really really happy to be noticed and seen hysterically laughing and NOT judged for my sanity or lack thereof? Like it made me feel really happy and accepted that someone felt accepted by me being stupid. If that makes sense.

And I think about that a lot because I never knew me being a dumbass and laughing hysterically at my own jokes was inspirational or made people feel like they were in a safe supportive community (as opposed to questioning my sanity and wondering what the hell's wrong with me) and so now I think about that a lot and wonder how many other people feel safe to be themselves or such by me being my regular dumbass self

So moral of this story (if there is one I guess) be your dumbass self and find the community that will appreciate and love you for it

[vvoidled]

coddamnit not this again