#Incorrect TGAMM Quotes

[weirdkev27]

(Scenario: Scratch is helping Molly sell candy bars and is making up stuff to sell them)

Scratch: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.

Todd: Just in time!

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Molly: That's when I realized Scratch didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness, because he'd never seen it. So, I decided I'd prove it to him; by going on a huggacidal rampage.

[rainbow-beanie]

I recognise that the Council has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it - scratch, literally anytime the GC gives him any kind of advice, even if said advice is helpful

[jessadamsdraws]

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[ladymiraclewings]

Scratch: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Molly McGee: You and me. Scratch, tearing up: Okay.

[cure-orchid]

The Best of Incorrect Ghost Friends Quotes

I compiled them into three compilation pics so it wouldn’t take too many pics. And for the record this is only a quarter of what I have saved but these were the best.

The final one in particular was done by total chance and absolutely destroyed me XD

[drakkonyan]

inspired by an incorrect quote from mollycord

[shadow-coolness]

I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

Molly

[violetterainbows]

Scratch: Why is Molly crying?

Libby: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Molly: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Scratch: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-

Molly: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Scratch: NO, NOT THAT!

[i-belong-to-too-many-fadoms]

Ollie: June, tap into their security camera.

June: Oh, sure, let me just load my tap into every security camera in Brighton app. *makes a few clicks* I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't I am in"

[fanfic-inator795]

The first time the Jeoffs spent the night together:

Jeff: You know, when you said that you were 'magical in bed', this isn't quite what I was expecti- Geoff: Wait, hold that thought. Is... *pulls out a card from the deck* THIS your card? Jeff: *eyes widen* Whoa...

[weirdkev27]

Libby: I'm such a mama's girl.

Jinx: What other choice you got?

[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Jinx: I should’ve expected this from you… the thing I don’t understand is why? Why would you do it? You know the consequences.

Scratch: I guess you just don’t know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Molly more than I fear you.

Jinx: No, YOU miscalculated! You should’ve feared me more!

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things Downbeat but he's just Bonnie's weird supernatural friend

Bonnie: (nervously) Uh, where did you get so much money, Downbeat?

Downbeat: Well, y'know, I'm pretty good at numbers! I just crunched 'em, I stretched 'em, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-!

(distant police sirens)

Bonnie: Did you rob a bank?!

Downbeat: (shakes his head in disappointment) Bonnie Freeman, do you really think so little of me-? (the bag's dye pack explodes in his face)

(beat)

Downbeat: ...It was a credit union-

Bonnie: Take it back, TAKE IT BACK!

[kyproren]

Molly McGee goes back to the beginning

Molly: I need a do-over! Is there a way to hit restart? *Restarts* Scratch: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! Molly: [Singing] I can't believe you're all m- [returns to normal voice] NO STOP STOP!!! I meant restart THE DAY you dumb whoever you are! Narrator: OKAY FINE!!! And I'm not dumb!

[ladymiraclewings]

Geoff: Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time a child acts up, throw one in the fire place. Scratch: What if I run out of kids?