#Incorrect clervalstein quotes

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Henry: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Victor: Twelve, actually. Henry: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Victor: Mine! Henry: That's right: no one's.

[binghe-malewife-goals]

"henry clerval has the soulful wet eyes of a baby cow"

- victor frankenstein, n.d.

[a-system-of-nerds]

Victor: Do you love me?

Henry: We’re married.

Victor: …

Victor: Yeah, but as friends, or-

[aliens-took-my-iwa-chan]

I JUST USED AN INCORRECT QUOTE GENERATOR AND MADE 20 INCORRECT CLERVALSTEIN QUOTES

im having the time of my life~

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Victor: Henry, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Henry, naked in Victor's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Victor, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Victor: I like your new pants! Henry: Thanks, they were 50% off! Victor: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Henry: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Victor: That's… not what I meant. Henry: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Victor.

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Henry: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Victor: Killed without hesitation. Henry: No.

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Victor: You are an absolute fucking dork. Henry, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! Victor: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

[a-system-of-nerds]

Henry: Hey, Vic, you drinking enough water?

Victor: Sometimes when I cry, the tears get in my mouth.

Henry:

[a-system-of-nerds]

Henry: Victor, I think we need to take a break.

Victor: Are you… breaking up with me?

Henry: No, dear. We’ve just been sparring for four hours.

[a-system-of-nerds]

Victor: Dear diary, this is my last day of life.

Victor:

Victor: I sent twelve texts to Henry’s landline phone and a keyboard smash.