#It scratches something in brain

[im-making-an-effort]

Here’s my rendition of @diejager’s eldritch!reader’s true form. I might draw a more text-accurate version later, but this is what I imagined they’d look like from the amazing fic I read from their page. Check them out! They’re a great writer if you’re looking for darker/mature/taboo fics and I adore their work.

You know the drill- click for better quality.

I’ve added @bluegiragi’s 141 (as I believe that’s the au this fic takes place in) for scale :)

[aquareegia]

"I'm gonna shake my hips and walk away t-rex style. They're gonna love this!" (he's right)

[timethehobo]

300! Emmrich! Doodles! 💚

[emiko-matsui]

Ragh Barkrock to Gorgug Thistlespring in Freshman Year VS. Gorgug Thistlespring to Mary-Ann Skuttle in Junior Year

[glassedplanets]

asshole 4 asshole

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Aroace Sonic Pt 7

Sonic the Hedgehog everybody

[hawkeyeslaughter]

to me this is QUITE POSSIBLY the cutest hawkeye laugh moment

[milliesaxe]

the choice to have stolas wrapped in bedcovers like this as he talks to blitz... there's something about it that's striking. it isn't the typical 'morning after' behavior one expects from a causal hookup in media, which clues one into where this relationship might be heading. he looks young and carefree and downright silly; i can see the outline of the simple joy he later expresses in ozzie's when he gets asked on a date. the way it contrasts with the frank sex talk and the bdsm gear; the way it fits in with those things seamlessly...

[jamdoughnutmagician]

I can't stop thinking about giving Steve a languid, and tortuously slow hand-job. His t-shirt is rucked up enough to show off his soft hairy tummy, and his boxers are pulled down just enough to free his heavy cock from where it was eagerly tenting underneath the material. It's quiet, and neither of you are in any hurry. His pink tip is streaming with pre-cum to slick your fist as you stroke him. You're leaning into him, your lips pressing a hot trail of kisses into his neck whilst he lets out soft little whimpers of pleasure. His freckled skin is flushed with a scarlet pink sheen as he desperately begs for his release. When you finally take pity on him enough to stop your teasing, his stomach muscles tense and he's spilling rope after rope over the knuckles of your fist.

[rdps01]

horror time

[serafphim]

he's so cute to me

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

[kookoofufu]

One piece fans are great cause no matter who you are, where you come from, what your age, gender, sexuality, socioeconomic status is, 1 of these 4 middle aged men will inevitably become your blorbo. Margaritaville uncle, big titty mob boss, morticia addams, or assigned clown from birth. They're all hot, homeless and obsessed with a teenage boy. The world's worst polycule. Choose wisely.

[hiding-under-the-willow]

I need to see your Helsknight in 1C actually. The chroma green glasses.......

Who let him raid Joe's closet

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

the lengths a guy goes through just to deal with curses smh. Gotta sell your soul just to catch a breather lololol

(moon-sun on forehead idea came from the delightful @cassettemoon)

Yeah no context still just notes to remind me

1. Gauntlet + Sword combo = summoning. Gotta find em and bring em together. He can't take off the gauntlet

2. Knight curse balances out Beast curse so he doesn't get consumed by it. It doesn't stop it but it allows him to have control over himself when werehog. Werehog -> Emotion | Knight -> Logic

3. Sonic and Rouge besties cause I can do what I want

[miwachan2]

welp any previous plans are now on hold, I gotta take my brainrot out for some walkies

ive been hyper thinking about this au again for 5 days now and counting. Listen - cryptid sightings creeped back into my brain and is controlling me like a french rat that can cook so anything i post for the next few days will most likely be me hyper fixating on cryptid sightings and Meeps Cryptid Eclipse design for it <3

Cryptid Sightings by @naffeclipse Cryptid Eclipse design by @themeeplord