I like how, when talking about how the dads met their wives it’s like: Henry got found at the brink of death with amnesia by Mercedes, after wandering naked in the forest for days, Ron catfished Samantha into believing he was a dog, and Darryl and Carol, well they were highschool sweethearts
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watching therm play the first trial and rage at the stupidity of the characters with tears in my eyes. he’s going to have a fucking breakdown when you have to prove kyoko isn’t a ghost in chapter 5
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whhyyyy are non vegans so obsessed with making up bullshit definitions of what veganism is??
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I truly do not understand leftists’ logic of beating a steel door with a rubber mallet and expecting to get anywhere. like. if you come at a stubborn person with force, they will further retreat from you and double down. you HAVE to learn to negotiate and meet people where they are regardless of ideology if you want real change. and if you’re not willing to do that, your screaming and pounding fists will just continue to fall on ears that hear you but don’t care because you look like a child throwing a tantrum.
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I’m so sorry but the “myriad of condiments” line from the Heathers TV show is so fucking stupid it’s now a part of my autism verbal stim book
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oh the wonder of bi erasure in my own mind. despite being biromantic, bi girl feels bad for liking a boy. urgh
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maybe i dont want to have a constant anxiety attack for a week. has my brain considered this.
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The combination of overconsumption and unrealistic beauty standards is one of the worst things to ever happen to our society
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Tell me why I have to adjust my dress code because guys don’t know how to keep it in their pants. Like seriously, explain.
I wear what’s comfortable, and if you don’t like it you can leave.
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obsessed with whatever’s going on in the godzilla monsterverse right now.
giant monsters that feed on radiation are actually really vital to the recovery of the environment. a three headed dragon from space woke up in antarctica, summoned category 6 hurricanes and decimated the entire world, but no one talks about it cause godzilla ate it. big secret organization somehow got enough funding to make a self-powering robot godzilla bigger than its inspiration. the remaining skull of the three headed dragon possessed the robot and it fought godzilla again but also a giant ape. the earth is hollow and has an entire ecosystem (and sunlight somehow) underneath it. gravity flips in the hollow earth if you get too high of an elevation. the human characters are so cheesy it hurts
it’s so close to being marvel levels of ridiculous but it’s giant monsters so to me it’s allowed to get away with that
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reasons why reddit frustrates me: for many subs, in order to post, you have to have a certain amount of karma. in order to get karma you have to post.
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Already a little sick of hate comments and/or anger about the draft
These guys are almost still kids. They aren’t even 20.
Like imagine if you applied for a several universities and then countless people got to watch it live to see which one would pick you
Then complain that whoever picked you made the wrong choice because you weren’t smart enough, or didn’t do enough, or didn’t do a singular thing they’d made so important in their head
Nobody knows better than the people making the decisions
Shut the fuck up
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