I'm pretty sure it's still Sunday somewhere right?? If not, then this is a Monday thing fskjfsdjk. I suddenly remembered this wip existed and got very excited to write some Buddie smut!! Please enjoy a few words of Buddie sauna sex!
Tagged by @wikiangela @dangerpronebuddie @smilingbuckley @inell @bidisasterevankinard
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Buck directs his eyes from Eddie’s dick and focuses on a spot on the wall instead, trying to relax his body as much as possible. That is, after all, why they’re at the sauna in the first place – to relax after an exceedingly stressful shift.
Relaxing is easier said than done, as it turns out. It doesn’t take long for Buck to figure out why they suggested sitting on the towels as his ass begins to burn, the heat from the wooden slats of the bench burning into his flesh until he’s shifting constantly, trying to find patches of relief.
“Will you quit squirming?” Eddie sighs as he cracks open an eye, squinting at Buck with concern. “What’s going on with you?”
“My ass is cooking,” Buck mutters, briefly considering moving so he’s sitting on his knees, but he thinks better of it. Why have third degree burns over the whole of his legs when he could contain it just to his backside?
“So’s mine,” Eddie admits as he shifts in his seat, grimacing as the sensitive skin of the backs of his thighs brush against a particularly hot bit of wood. “Maybe they knew what they were talking about when they said to sit on the towels.”
“Yeah, maybe.”
Buck isn’t one to admit defeat easily, so he stays on the bare wood for a moment longer, but it’s when he shifts and suddenly his bare scrotum touches the hot wood that he shoots up with a yelp, hand instantly coming to cup his crotch.
“Fuck this!” Buck exclaims, and he pulls the towel off his waist, spreading it out over the wooden boards. The groan of relief as he sits down and isn’t immediately scalded is nothing short of sinful, and Eddie watches the performance with an amused smirk on his face. Buck keeps his hands cupped protectively around his cock, but at least he’s no longer being burned alive.
“Better?” Eddie queries politely, and Buck nods, rolling his shoulders and letting out an appreciative hum as his neck clicks.
“Much. You should try it.”
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Daredevil: I'd like to remind the court that Director Fury did not invite the attacks by A.I.M., Hydra, and the Chitauri.
Loki: Objection!
Daredevil: In fact, Avengers Academy is the only reason those groups haven't already conquered out planet.
Loki: Objection!
Daredevil: You can't scream "Objection!" after everything I saw. It doesn't even make sense.
Loki: Objection!
Daredevil: I should've just been a boxer...
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Porsche Pachara Kittisawat/Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun
Characters: Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakun
Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Kinn's POV, Obsession, Porsche isn’t a sex worker…but Kinn is a rich persuasive bastard, Very brief Kinn/original male character
Summary:
The title says it all.
But in case you’re not familiar with the idiom:
play ball: to agree to work with or help someone in the way they have suggested (Cambridge Dictionary)
For @kprecfest in my things you’ve commented on space. This fic is bomb, just *chef’s kiss* it’s hot as hell, characterization is spot on, Kinn is a desperate little baby, and Porsche just kills it the whole way through. 10/10 go check it out!