#Jacob Hale

[mothcpu]

scrap pile

[godshaper]

identification number four four eight two one

[osteochondraldefect]

Can't remember my name, but can you tell me who I am?

[sugarflow]

most awkward hug in existence

[orchidbreezefc]

it is cosmically massive in the face of your mortal insignificance, and it has only ever turned its gaze on an individual to destroy them. it doesn't know how to love you. it has never attempted such a thing before.

it does not know how to gentle its hands to hold you, for it has only ever needed claws. it never wanted to avoid breaking anyone before you. when it tries, it will fail. it will unintentionally leave gashes as deep as the ones that were deliberately carved into you.

does the intent make all the difference, or is a wound a wound? are there enough scraps of you left to survive the carnage of its learning curve?

[shipping-world1994]

Jacob to Stiles: "You are so sub I could go to Subway and order ten of you."

*Derek cackles*

[stained-glass-cicada]

i love sayer podcast its like

POV day in the life of a faceless minion of the evil space corporation

Wait, sedition time! what if a robot degraded you

anyway that guy died

lets visit the horrors of capitalism and also the horrors of that haunted stairwell

unscheduled zoom call nearly incites genocide

back to the guy from the start, he lived!

the primary plot is everyone calling him a meat puppet until the meat part becomes inaccurate

Then there's a full season prequel exploring whether knowing the facts of reality and the conditions of your existence is a fundamental right owed to sentient beings. During which we're focused on what may be excused in the pursuit of protecting yourself, and the cycle of vengeance when each time the wronged party seeks to hurt others worse than they were hurt. And finally, you can lie to children about anything, but what is the consequences of such when they grow up and learn what you did to them?

lol Plague inc. fail compilation

what if you played chess with two people who were handcuffed and blindfolded and started at a significant disadvantage and still lost

[lazywolfwiccan]

Like father like sons @axelwolf8109 @watermeezer @blurbitch

[axelwolf8109]

Stiles seeing Derek has a twin brother:

@xgoddessoffandomsx

[moebalovesyou]

bonus art I forgot to post alkwjdlakwjdlakd the crossover of all times!!

I originally partially drew this for @ghostisredacted for some funsies, using his art as reference and welp,, I think it turned out pretty well :D

Also for those who are still reading, I just want to mention that there are a few art projects still in mind and I might write more fanfiction with Dr. Young and Dr. Brady. If I do, I plan to keep the snippet format.

[syeniites]

concept: sayerhale/johnarthur partnerswap episode

how would naniteswarm!sayer cope with occupying arthur “murderous breakdown” lester’s body? how would john feel about possessing jacob “pathetic but unbreakable” hale?

and most importantly, would the threat of microscopic pincers be enough to stop arthur from going the fuck off on sayer when it does the whole ‘pretends i’m telling you this anecdote because the moral is significant but actually you’re just about to get injured in a really ironic way lol’ bit?

[the-queen-who-should-have-been]

Jacob Hale x Braeden

A gift for @axelwolf8109 requested by @xgoddessoffandomsx

[rabbit-rays]

image 1: a digital painting of jacob hale from sayer, standing in front of a black background with one hand raised to cover half of his face and a concerned look on his face. textured red and white text in all caps behind him reads 'i believe your mind controls your body'.

image 2: a mirror of image 1, where hale has been replaced by a red outline and a simplified version of a nervous system. a cloud of nanites billows over his head. the text behind him reads 'i believe your body can change your mind'. end id.

and maybe if i keep my mouth shut, god will answer all my prayers

+bonus without text under the cut!

image id: the same two images as above, with the text removed. end id.

[osteochondraldefect]

i am just now realizing that these 3 images might be a bit diabolical to post at once

[sugarflow]

assorted sayer doodles

[eliasdrid]

joined at the hip head

a somewhat abstract Hale and SAYER sketch