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venussbeehive · 6 months

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Snooki’s pink nails are a paid actor

#Jersey shore watch #jersey shore

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exycourtbesties · 4 months

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moody kateaaron 🥀

#what are they fighting about …..#ive been watching a lot of The OC & ive found my twinyard fancast #this is a screenshot study from the show #kateaaron #aftg #Aaron minyard #katelyn mackenzie #all I want to do is dress kate in shiny pink dresses #this is secretly my Jersey Shore AU….they may be fighting ab Seth……#aftg fanart #my art #JS AU

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mrsoharaa · 2 months

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thought of sitting down on your couch and watching a completely unrealistic "reality" love drama show with SatoSugu, both of their arms lounged comfortably behind you along the back of the cushioned furniture. you retort cunning, brash criticism from time to time with each passing scene/episode whenever something goes haywire, about how the men are repulsive and unloyal as fuck, all while Satoru leans in close to you and completely agrees with you, theatrics and all.

"That was so fucking disgraceful, what a asshole! she definitely didn't deserve that"

"Ughhhh, I know right?! he should've just came out and tell her to her face instead of pulling that shady shit! god, men ain't shit!"

and poor Suguru just glances back and forth between the two of you, enjoying the boisterous, distasteful remarks about the cheating partners in the current show you all were watching. he thinks it's silly and ridiculous, but he truly admires the full hearted admiration and passion that dwells in yours and Satoru's tone. the pure thrill and enticement in the both of your eyes filling his heart with so much love and adoration. he absolutely loves his silly, dramatic partners 💗

#i'm sorry but i can totally see Gojo being all dramatic with his lanky arms and silly cute facial expressions! 😭💀#that man is just as invested (if not MORE so) as you!!#he does the 'blegh' disgusted noise eye rolls and boo's the whole shebang! 😭😭😭#no but this is actually really cute to think about tbh! 💗🥺#was watching some clips on tiktok about a show called 'love island usa'#....i kinda wanna watch it myself lmao (i usually stray away from those sort of shows but like...it intrigues me lmfao)#(I grew up watching 'the bad girls club' and 'jersey shore' sooo that kinda explains why i'm kinda curious LOL 😭🫥💀)#silly thoughts thought by a silly tumblr girlie <3 #satosugu x reader #gojo satoru x reader #geto suguru x reader #gojo x reader x geto #jjk

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trailerparkdad · 4 months

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#listen i feel like playing a cute couple household so here i am #hes a chef and shes a teacher <333 they will be the most awesome parents #i prob wont post abt them since i dont wanna stress abt that and just play but i just wanted to show yall 🥺#ok for the fellow adhds do yall watch shows while playing bc im on jersey shore s3 rn life is good we take things for granted sometimes ame #ts4 #side households #create a sim #leahandmichael

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shelovesplants · 2 years

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Sound of the sea 🌊 💙

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here-comes-the-moose · 21 days

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Crosshair: Whatever happened to “reality TV is the lowest form of entertainment”?

Tech: Be quiet Crosshair I am trying to guess who’s going to be asked to leave the villa.

#based on the time I walked in on my dad watching Jersey Shore because the man was LOCKED IN #star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #incorrect bad batch quotes #tbb tech #incorrect tbb quotes

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bumpybumpyroad · 2 months

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Fanon vs canon jonmartin is actually insane. Like the fandom portrays them as this perfect lovey-dovey couple but in canon it’s like

#it’s like watching an episode of jersey shore #still love em tho #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #teaholding #reupload whoops

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yarasdead · 3 months

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matt "hates" your reality tv shows until it gets juicy and he's standing a few feet away with a dad stance intently taking in the drama that's happening on the tv screen

#౨ৎ yarayaps.#it evolves into watching the show with you and knowing exactly who's who and who's in a relationship with who #this is signaled to jersey shore and love island #matt also loves the old seasons of survivor because they're so unhinged #‧₊˚ matt dierkes.#matt dierkes #matt dierkes x reader #matt dierkes fanfiction #bad omens

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yardsards · 5 months

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rip kabru you would have loved reality television

#eliot posts #dunme #dungeon meshi #kabru #kabru is Like That because they haven't invented 'the real housewives' yet #like i dont think binge watching 'jersey shore' would Fix Him. but it WOULD enrich him.

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angesaurus · 2 months

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I think if you already know who you are voting for you shouldn’t have to see political ads.

#I just want to watch jersey shore while I fold my laundry!!!!!!#I don’t need to know that Dave McCormick didn’t vote in PA for 15 years!!!!!

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exycourtbesties · 4 months

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FOX SHORE CELEBRITY ALLISON “ALLI STAR” REYNOLDS HITS COSTAR (& EX) SETH GORDON — NEW EPISODE THIS FRIDAY !

reality TV AU // redraw of jenni jwoww hitting mike the situation, jersey shore ssn1ep7

#while his boyfriend watches 🫢#BECAUSE I WANT TO #this was so fun i have sooo many jwoww screencapsthat fit allison >:)#everyone was so nice ab the kateaaron drawing & now im gonna drag u all into the depths of my kateaaron-centric (+Seth) jersey shore AU #allison reynolds #seth gordon #Aaron minyard #aftg #aftg fanart #jersey shore au #my art

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jimmyspades · 6 months

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#his happy handsome smile :)#james spader #alan shore #boston legal #*#going to bed early tonight bc this week is so busy love u <3 #i'm going to a concert and one of the band's songs is such an alan song to me. do you think they'll play the alan song for me... 👉👈#do you think alan likes concerts. in that one ep he mentioned radiohead which was so crazy I can't believe he knows what music is #I think he sort of implied he'd BEEN to a radiohead show wtf...#so much of alan we don't get to see... like when he said he has season tickets to bruins games. wtf you love hockey? who are you #and james loves live music SO much I think alan would have to too. I just realized this scene he's watching a band play LMAO #for once my tags are relevant to the actual post... in a roundabout way...#anyway. i'd go to concerts with him i actually can't even imagine what he'd be like but the thought makes me wanna cry. allie bear #and hockey games. hold his hand when i'm cold sharing popcorn and soft pretzels. he probably has a jersey... he gets so into it silly guy

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theseventhveil1945 · 2 months

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#jersey shore #the situation was always my fav back in the day and watching it now he still is. they find his ass so annoying and always let him know #about it. but he still cooks for everyone.......#i think that's nice

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here-comes-the-moose · 3 months

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I feel like Tech would be the kind of guy who is like “ugh reality TV sucks it’s so fake and stupid” but at the same time is regularly tuning in to watch Jersey Shore and Real Housewives with Crosshair.

#tech: the people on love island are foolish and I have no desire to watch their shenanigans #tech later with Crosshair: how could she choose him??? he spoke to another woman AND he isn’t as communicative as the other guy #this is how my dad is #he’s like ugh reality tv look at these clowns #as if I didn’t constantly catch him watching jersey shore RELIGIOUSLY #star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #tbb tech #tbb headcanons #tbb tech headcanon #bad batch headcanon #bad batch headcanons

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lesbian-phoenix · 3 months

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au where Winslow, Phoenix, and Beef are best buddies and have silly shenanigans together is my favorite thing in the whole world like . PLEASE tell me your goofy head cannons or scenarios with them I love it so bad… I’ll leave mine in the tags

#phantom of the paradise #potp #winslow leach #phoenix #beef #imagine them having a sleepover and playing Wii or something #beef and Winslow fight to the death on table tennis and then phoenix just mops the floor with them #beef’s like SHES CHEATING!!!!!#then Winslow falls asleep first of courseeeee and u know what that means #phoenix and beef do all kinds of pranks just to find out this man will NOT WAKE UP!!!!#like they’re banging pots and pans in his face blasting metal music and he’s stiff as a rock #they gain a new respect for him being so invincible in his sleep #then they watch jersey shore until the morning once Winslow wakes up #and he’s like you guys are still up???? and they’re like STFU HOLD ON SNOOKI JUST GOT ARRESTED #okay I’ll shut up now #I love being corny… I’m so free

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toooliix · 8 months

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what reality tv shows would ocean consume

#liix rambles #ride the cyclone #rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #this is important #WOULD SHE FUCKING WATCH JERSEY SHORE.

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