#Jesper Fahey

[life-o-n-m4rs]

jesper!!!!

[littlepeninsula]

Something something crow club something something no mourners no funerals…

[ao3topshipsbracket]

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[chartreuseorigami-fandoms]

I don’t have a favorite couple trope—

*chaotic bisexual + snarky gay with family trauma*

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: Family generations successively having fewer and fewer kids is called a receding heirline…😃

Wylan: I hate you

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

We should really talk more about that bit in Crooked Kingdom where Wylan is composing a song in his head and he thinks about how the melody is growing on him but it's going to need a beat, something like the rat-at-at of gunfire.

I swear it was like so early on as well, when he's still trying to convince himself he doesn't have a crush of Jesper (and if there was another reason, a tall, lanky reason with too strong a liking for games of chance, he wasn't going to think about that right now (paraphrasing)) and is later implied to be the tune he eventually memorised the transfer of properties to when Jesper read it aloud, allowing him to go against his father and lead to the I can read to him line

[inejghafa17]

Matthias: you know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.

Inej: i know that's why i carry 20 knives.

[dwyntwo]

My headcanon that isn't actually a headcanon because it's freaking dumb (but it made me laugh):

Jesper and Wylan have a guest room for Kaz that he can crash at whenever he wants, but he always refuses to and snaps at them to leave him be and stop mothering him.

They eventually do and one day, after months of Kaz refusing to spend a single night there, they let someone else sleep in it.

They wake up to someone prodding them in the middle of the night. It's Kaz looming over them and matter of factly asking why there's a stranger occupying his room. Jesper takes him by the scruff and kicks him out of the house.

[kanejbr3kker]

am i the only person who gets so unexplainably angry when people call kuwei a crow? like no the crows actually care about each other, they don't manipulate each other, they don't steal each other's boyfriends, they wouldn't pretend to not speak kerch to avoid conversation with each other (maybe matthias, but only at the beginning).

if the crows are a family, kuwei is that obnoxious neighbor kid no one can find a way to get rid of.

[hexgrifa]

Makin this before i go to bed so I'll see the anon hate TOMORROW! Ahem.

IN THOSE POLLS WHERE IS LIKE "WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH" the only right answer is NINA. i will stand by this!!!!

Nina has powers and would kill them all before they even reach her UNLESS Inej gets the jump on her.

If there are no powers, Inej would win because she is sneaky, or mb wylan cuz bombs. Im sorry Kaz lovers but he is truly just a guy 😞

And I know Kaz took on a whole gang save your um actually's, but Nina took on a whole ARMY??? LIKE??? And she can raise the dead so shed just kill one and immediately get a team mate. Wake up yall!!

Anyway sorry for ranting in ur fyp continue scrolling 👍

[ravkanbarrelcrow]

Wylan: "I forgot." Kaz: "Who forgets to disarm a bomb that could potentially explode the whole city?" Wylan: "Well, that's a stupid question. The answer is obviously me." Jesper: "To be fair, he was busy being threatened by you."

[prettiest-boy-around]

got to the end of the six of crows and FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

I am way too attached to these characters which can only mean one thing

Someone will die in the next book

and i swear to god if it's jesper-

[eris--goddess-of-chaos]

Kaz: a Crow must be so precise and so skilled that they can separate a shadow from its host! They can grab the wind! They are as swift as - Jesper: A river! Nina: With the force of a great typhoooooon! Jesper: With all the strength of a raging fiiiiiire - Matthias: STOP SINGING MULAN!

[honeii-puff]

In which five times Kaz bakes for the crows

[nerdlingmerchling]

Wylan's doe eyes appeared even bigger in the dim light as he played nervously with the buckles of his coat's straps. If they were all cornered rats, Wylan was a little mouse, and Jesper remained determined not to let the Stadwatch catch it.

He twirled his revolvers, eyes fixated on the entrance. It wouldn't be long now before the doors would break like a dam, unleashing an unknown amount of chaos. He threw a quick glance at Wylan over his shoulder: “you stay with me,” he reminded him. As absurd as it might seem, the knowledge that Wylan was able to defend himself made Jesper want to protect him even more.

Slow Burning Gunpowder (series)

Part 1 : Hunger Always has the Last Word (completed)

Part 2 : Shoot From the Hip (wip)

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: If swans had hands they would absolutely spend all their time fistfighting humans, and also each other

Jesper: Every day would just be one long boxing match

Wylan: You know what, you’re absolutely right. No other creature would consistently choose violence quite like swans

Jesper: Not bees?

Wylan: Not even bees

Wylan: GEESE

Jesper: GEESE YES OF COURSE

Wylan: It would be armageddon