#Jschlatt audio

[thgelittleggoober]

Uhhhh I “animate” Sometimes 🥺

[stupd000]

[bellybean315]

Mm-mm-mm

It’s looking like a tasty chuckle sandwich

[ohbabydollie]

jschlatt n a short reader

schlatt likes to laugh at your height, no matter how tall or short you may be, he’s makin fun of ya

he’ll have you reaching for a box of cereal he grabbed and is swinging over your head while you were just trying to have breakfast

“schlatttt!” you whine “give it backkk” he just grins at you “then come and take it”

he’ll make sure to leave things in hard to reach areas for you if you’re mad at him so you ask him to get them down for you

stupid nicknames!!

pipsqueak, tiny, shortcake, pumpkin, etc.

the jokes he makes infront of any and everyone

“audio listeners love ya to death, y/n is now grabbing what looks to be a comically large banana” ted says mid laughter as you do your bit before schlatt speaks up “that’s not the only thing that’s too big for her-” “SHUT UP SCHLATT”

“when i was little-” “you’re still little pipsqueak”

nsfw

he loves pinning you down so you can’t move around

eating you out while pinning you down so the only thing you can do is tug on his hair and cry out for him

“poor baby can’t take it, huh? jus’ one more pumpkin, i promise”

picking you up while he’s fucking you so you’re completely at his mercy and unable to escape

even just holding you in place so you can’t move during sex

“yeah, my poor little pipsqueak can’t move? she can’t handle feelin’ me, huh?”

“shh, just take it pumpkin, its okay, don’t cry, shh just take it”

[pray4saint]

Can I please have a tall latte with a dash of cinnamon with a cupcake and fortune cookie on the side? Thankyou

For the 100 follower celebration (congrats)

guest of honour

masterlist & descrip. pg-13. 13+. streamer!reader. ted nivison x reader. jschlatt x reader. mentions of alcohol, bongs, vapes and implied mention of weed.

a/n. tysm! here's your order anon :] (i did do these separately but if you wanted them together you can send another request! also i picked the prompts since you didn't add one)

prompts: ”you look stupid as fuck right now.” / ”that could be us.” ”that is us.” / ”can you repeat that? i don't think i heard you..” / ”my kiss?” ”right, sorry.”

ted

your fans knew you had a boyfriend, they knew he was also in content creation, they knew you loved him, and they knew he was always texting you during your streams. since he'd always been faceless, voiceless, and nameless, it was a shock for the viewers to see the door open and someone walk in, head cut off by the camera placement.

it was planned, to a degree.. you knew ted would show up on your stream, in your office but you didn't know when, and that's what made it fun. ”oh my god, hey babe!” you spun in your chair and got up to hug him, the height difference clear to all. and now your fans knew he was tall too. before you were able to get back to your seat, ted pulled you back to him. ”excuse me? sweetheart my kiss?” you smiled and got up on your tippy toes, ”right, sorry about that.” hands flat on his chest when you kissed him.

you walked back over to your desk to see how the viewers were taking the small interaction, and from how you were positioned leaning over your desk, ted was able to pad over next to you, still out of view of the camera. when you realised how close he was you pulled a chair away from the all beside yours and you sat down. ”oh chat did i mention my boyfriend was joining today?” you gave the camera a cheeky smile, watching as chat was still trying to put the voice to a face.

ted leaned down into frame before he sat down, smiling at the camera with a wave. the moment he sat down, he started a bit. ”do you have audio listeners?”

”no.”

”what a shame.” you rolled your eyes at him before pulling yourself towards the desk to move apps across your monitors. ”shit, almost..” your voice trailed off, neither ted nor your stream heard what you said and while it's easy to ignore chat's pleas, it's a little harder when it's your boyfriend. ”what was that angel?” you hum at him, question in the sound. ”can you repeat that? i don't think i heard you.”

this wasn't a bit, but it sure as hell was clipped a ton. ”i said,” you began, voice louder than it was most of the time. ”'shit, i almost leaked our discord dms.', happy?”

”very.”

schlatt

your boyfriend's fanbase knew of you, but they didn't know anything about you aside from that schlatt loved you. of course it had to come sooner or later, but after a long talk about the consequences, you'd talked each other into a deal for you to go on his stream with him.

for awhile schlatt streamed and you sat just off camera, looking at your phone and back up at him from time to time. it was something that your best friend had sent you that made you scrunch your face up, and your boyfriend noticed immediately. ”you look stupid as fuck right now.” it was the first time he'd acknowledged you were around on stream and his chat was freaking out. of course it didn't stop you from getting up and slapping his arm. ”ow. you're mean.” he didn't mean it, yet it only made you hit him again before you finally pulled your chair out to sit with him.

once chat had gotten a good look at you and you waved and said hello, schlatt pushed his phone up to the camera before giving it to you. ”hon' that could be us.” it was a picture of two cats; one holding a bong and two vapes while the other held a case of beer. ”j, baby that is us.” now you show the camera the picture of the cats and schlatt takes the opportunity of being hidden to press a quick kiss to your cheek, making you gasp.

”chat did you see that?! did you hear that?!” they all seemed confused as you went off on your tangent, face making the :o while schlatt's mouth twitched up into a smirk, bordering on the grin as you tattled on him to his viewers. ”he kissed me when you guys weren't looking!”

oh boy did twitter have a fun time over analysing the clip of the short kiss sound, trying to figure out if it was true.

pray4saint© do not copy, translate or repost my work without my express permission.

[s0ftl3]

If I remember correctly, I sent you an ask a while back about sending them nudes in public, now. What about audios?? -✨

Yes yes I remember and i’m so glad you made that req bc i remember it doing pretty well so pretty please keep giving me ideas to expand upon and write for you lol

For anyone wondering here is the link.

Ted Nivison 

Ever since he opened that snap he’s been super conscious of any snapchat messages from you, but he regretfully forgot to think about your voice memos on imessage.  Normally, they’re all lovey dovey you whining about how much you miss him and instead of going out somewhere. So, when he opened his messages expecting something along the lines of “Tedddd come home, forget Eddy”,you can imagine the utter shock he was in as he quickly shut off his phone. He didn’t want Eddy to hear the absolute filth you had just sent him. You were asking him to come alright, but you were begging him through pretty little moans, so of course he told Eddy he’s gotta go. And he prays that he hadn’t heard any of what was meant for him, or that he didn’t notice the now very apparent bulge in his jeans.

Jschlatt

He’s actually been sending a lot of audios to you. It was his way of getting back at you for the snapchat message in the middle of the grocery store. But, he hadn’t expected you’d retaliate by sending him one while he was on stream. You send him plenty of non-sexual voice messages to play for his stream. Ranging from cute little hellos to telling a sweet story about him. So one night when he’s streaming and receives a voice message from you he has no second thoughts about putting it up to his mic and playing it for the chat. But as the audio started playing he immediately shuts his phone off, unluckily for him though a small portion of the audio does make it into the mic. His cheeks go red as he calls his mods to clean this mess up. “Alright streams over thanks, I'm never coming back.” but he does come back almost an hour later apologizing for abruptly cutting it off but he had business to take care of. (ie you)

[8-bitbrainrot]

NSFW JOKE ‼️‼️

after making this i was made aware this is a jschlatt audio i don't engage in his content don't associate me with him pls 👍

[novaknows]

Every purgatory stream is like that one jschlatt audio like “Firefox! Firefox. Firefox… Firefox? What the hell happened.”

[fairyreblogs]

love seeing art of a pathetic guy and the caption is "fished him out" like yeas. this is both "why didnt he learn to swim" core AND that one jschlatt audio "CAUGHT THIS LAST NIGHT?! NO SHIT HES DEAD" (talking about a fish)

[clingyduoapologist]

Im fucking terrified of that audio. It’s all I hear in the dead of night as I try to sleep, it’s all I can visualize when I close my eyes. AI-Jschlatt and his asthma attacks are haunting me.

Thank you for your service.

o7

[hermithomebase]

every couple of days i suddenly remember i dropped too much $$ on dteam plushes and feel a little nauseous but then immediately really excited to snuggle them. just experienced that again. can't wait to feel awkward changing my clothes in front of my dteam plushies. like that one jschlatt audio on tiktok

this is me every single day with the ranplush that sits facedown on my floor

[salineroses]

my brain is

1. how bad can i be jschlatt version

2. tommyinnit.exe but the one with audio jungle

[ohbabydollie]

omg so i’m new here but i currently have brainrot for 2 things

1) being a famous celebrity (sortaaaa like the famous streamer one but more famous) where ur like, an actress or model, things like that. and having a semi-public relationship with schlatt where you’ll be spotted holding hands on occasion, or on a red carpet but not really publicly discussing your relationship (even though everyone knows you’re together), and everyone is either super happy and ships the ever loving shit out of you, or they clown on you a bit and make “who’s punching up” videos and odd comments, and just not giving a fuck and being happy together but kinda wanting to be viewed like any other couple and not just another famous couple to be analyzed. (also similar to mutual break up but you don’t care about hate and stay together)

AND

2) schlatt made a joke about having his cock out in the latest chuckle sandwich episode and….. giving him head under his desk when he films….. for some things, like recordings where he’s not showing his face, it’s easy, but when he has his face out, it’s a bit more challenging. he has to restrain the urge to watch you and moan SOOO bad…. that’s all.

LMAO NONNIE THE FIRST ONE, I HAD TOO

okay, let’s say you’re a celebrity that is agreed by men, women, etc. to be absolutely stunning

so many people that love you, call you their wife, etc.

you are an absolute style icon, wearing pieces made for you to exclusive red carpet events

even people who hate you have to agree you’ve got a great style in clothes and makeup and yes, you’re iconic, at least a little

then somehow you make your way to the youtube community

people assume from you being so open and sweet and social is how you find yourself starring in a project directed by Ted Nivison

you’re so excited for it, interacting with other creators, etc.

Jschlatt knows of you, but thinks you’re probably like all those LA stuck up influencers that managed to make enough connections to get what you wanted

but when he has his first interaction with you on twitter??

he’s taking the chance to flirt with you publicly

in any way shape or form

and is so public about his crush on you to the point everyone is convinced he runs a stan account for you

you both do get closer behind the scenes but don’t tell much people about it

especially considering his jokes that people love taking seriously and out of context

you both are pretty secretive about it, super down low about it until the day he decides to pay for your nails

a small j is on the underside of your ring finger as to not show it off too much

it can’t even be seen unless it’s up close

then someone points it out on twitter in a selfie

you say it was dirt, but they know what they saw

then the paparazzi comes in and takes a photo that goes viral of you in sweats and a suspiciously familiar wilson hoodie

you say it a coincidence over and over again but the evidence is undeniable when you post multiple selfies in familiar hoodies that look just a little too large for you

small scratches and bite marks on your arms but you never mentioned getting a cat

then you appear in a chuckle sandwich interview

but the vibe is different in that video compared to the rest with guests

schlatt is polite??? and listening to you??

he looks at you with so much affection

yeah, your team does damage control and quickly

claiming that you’re currently single and focused on your career

then you fuck up on your own

a misclick on a story made for your close friends of you kissing your boyfriend’s cheek as he has the biggest smile ever plastered on his face

oh well, too late to deny anymore

so you don’t say anything until your next red carpet event where he’s essentially your accessory

like arm candy and dressed to match you

then everyone definitely knows

and let me tell you, some stans are sobbing

lots of “i waited 3 1/2 years, white man did it in one week” from fans and other celebrities

punching the air too

lots of crying and audios after they realize you’re dating him fr fr and not them

people definitely make memes out of it

goddess s/o and bf they probably found digging around in the trash and probably has rabies

yk that one meme of shining armor and princess cadence?

yeah, that + other attractive partner and their silly bf

so so so many of those “do you think we’re…in another universe?” slides

they clip any time he talks about you and use it for edits

editing characters you play with c! schlatt (it’s giving jack frost x elsa)

they love the two of you and seriously cannot get enough

but they really are punching the air when he marries you and when he gets you pregnant (if applicable)

[elbowreveal]

Trying to scroll tiktok because I can’t sleep and got jumpscared by another jschlatt audio gone viral

[methylenedioxymethamphetamiine]

there's a video of me screaming but when you pitch the audio down it sounds exactly like jschlatt

[meeedeee]

Jschlatt Noises

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)

No Archive Warnings Apply

Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)

Bottom Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)

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Video Format: MP4

Audio Format: MP3

Moaning

Men Crying

Crying

Legit just an archive of Jschlatt questionable sounds that can't be kept on my phone or else my dick will explode from cum.

Update from time to time. Video title and time stamps included.

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