#Jun Ha

[jjsanguine]

Jun Ha: it's so pitiful that you're worried about Tae Gyeong when he doesn't care about you

Se Jin: strong words for someone Yeon Doo doesn't give a shit about

Jun Ha: >:(

[dramavenue]

tidal wave (2009)

[nibbelraz]

Prompt fill for @/Snowflake_Daze!

Mobei-Jun and Shen Qingqiu as friends! They love discussing about Shang Qinghua's hobby 🤭 (Hopefully, their neglected husbands can get along too...)

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua, internally: Since I'm now married to Mobei-Jun, that means I'm basically his wife, right? I can sleep in late and do some writing? Can I finally... relax?

Mobei-Jun, handing Shang Qinghua a shit ton of paper work: You are in charge now, I'm going to spend the day napping

Shang Qinghua: ...

Shang Qinghua: MOBEI-JUN'S THE WIFE?!?!?!?!

[sweetiebunbuns]

Who tf gave the hamster a 🔫??????????

[dangocheeked]

2023.10.31 ☆ happy birthday, wei wuxian!

[sunderwight]

Thinking about Black Widow Luo Binghe.

Hear me out -- so just like in canon, Shen Qingqiu self-destructs to save Luo Binghe, dies, and Luo Binghe steals his body to put on ice while he looks for methods to resurrect him. But unlike in canon, staving off decomposition is simply not that doable for a matter of years, even with cultivation and Luo Binghe pouring qi into the process. The qi costs are still high, so is Xin Mo, and now Binghe also needs a special artifact that can actually preserve Shen Qingqiu, but that runs on blood sacrifices.

To get the thing working, Luo Binghe feeds it a bunch of prisoners from the Water Prison. Then he starts kidnapping cultivators to drain for his own qi reserves, but that's difficult, controversial, and he can't use the same victims for the blood sacrifice afterwards. Frankly, between one thing and another it would be easier to satisfy Xin Mo with dual cultivation, and focus on finding victims for Shizun's Snow White style glass preservation coffin without having to choose between using targets for one or the other. Especially given that, if he finesses it, Luo Binghe can extend the use of his sacrifices and get more out of them with fewer deaths that way.

He's pretty sure that Shizun would want fewer deaths.

Of course, he is not a fan of the logistics of the plan itself, but he'd do worse things to one day be reunited. He consoles himself that he's building up bedroom experience for one day being with Shen Qingqiu, and that it doesn't really count because his heart's not really in it, and also if Shizun got to spend all that time in brothels then it's only fitting that Luo Binghe be his equal in this as well. It still doesn't make it pleasant for him, but it makes him able to tolerate the necessity of it.

So Luo Binghe ends up marrying a string of rich and powerful figures -- mostly the villainous single fathers and mothers and evil uncles of harem members from PIDW, rather than their daughters -- and coming up with creative ways of making all their deaths a few months into the process look like accidents. After the third one people are undeniably wary of marrying him, but there's always someone with a big enough ego to think they'll be an exception, or stupid enough to believe that it really has just been so much bad luck up to that point. It helps that the universe is predisposed to let him hit it.

When SY wakes up in the shroom body and hears about Luo Binghe's succession of marriages, he's not surprised. What he is surprised by is the bisexual graveyard of toxic dilfs and milfs that has replaced the harem.

What did he do to cause that?!

And what does Luo Binghe mean that he wants to marry his own shizun now? Is this his new method of revenge??? Binghe, you don't have to marry someone to kill them!

[vebokki]

go go demon gang

[thestormthatrises]

Shang Qinghua: *carrying a stack of supplies with both hands*

Mobei-Jun: *reaches out to help him*

Shang Qinghua: *moves the supplies to one arm to hold Mobei's hand and then smiling, sweet and chipper*

Mobei-Jun: that's not what this King--

Shang Qinghua: What was that, my King?(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Mobei-Jun: ... nevermind (///ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ///)

[star-mail]

draw svsss from memory ! keyword being memory- i haven't drawn most of them before

template by: pompipurin !!

i dont wanna talk about how long this took <3

[jjsanguine]

Jun Ha: biologically and now legally, I am Ha Neul's father. Ha Neul will be raised by me.

Yeon Doo: do you know anything about babies, or children?

Jun Ha:

Jun Ha: ...look yeah

Yeon Doo: mm hmm, so we'll be leaving.

[suuho]

THE WORST OF EVIL (2023) dir. Han Dong Wook

[nibbelraz]

Do you think Binghe and Mobei bond over the fact their husbands say the most random shit

[moshaeu]

it has been a long eight hundred years

from kyasuu’s where dreams are laid to rest

[yunmeng-jiang]

WAIT I just realized the entire demon world probably thinks Liu Qingge is courting Luo Binghe,,,,,, he shows up at his front door Every Day for like 5 years to have huge epic battles and then at the end of every fight LBH carefully deposits him back on his little mountain to get healed up for the next one lmao

[dramastream]

WI HA JOON THE WORST OF EVIL 최악의 악