#Just surprised

[candyheartedchy]

Me getting all these anonymous pickup lines/jokes lately:

[slavicafire]

astounded by the number of people this apparently resonates with - and not just as a funny exaggeration but as an actual worry?

[spirit-lanterns]

wait wait wait wait huh you can't just give us that cliffhanger what's the locker story???

Uhhhh long story short, when I was in high school, a group of girls were comparing their boob sizes in the locker room (typical girl talk lmao) and then one of the girls turned to me and asked to “feel my size” with her hand, indicating she wanted to measure my breasts with her hand.

I said no but I always think about it to this day because it was so out of pocket 😅

[sugarcraftcinemas]

Lately Ive been getting... a surprising amount of NSFW asks in my ask box. Are some of you sure youre sending these to the right person...?

[shadowjinx626]

I’m sorry…

What?!

Gee it would’ve been nice to know that in the movie!!!

[wilsons-divorce-papers]

watching The Batman (2022) and-

Con O’Neill? What are you doing in my Batman movie?

[msburgundy]

it seems like it would be too soon for it to actually be making a difference but i feel really good (but not too good lol), like the kind where you suddenly realize how bad you felt now that you no longer do. so hopefully that doesn't change

[exilepurify]

I cannot believe that the strangled sub reigen vs whimpering dub reigen post is still going around like it is. that’s like one of four posts i’ve made on this entire blog without actually doing any real thought or effort

[homeshippinglikeapro]

Wanna know a funny story? When I created this sideblog I gen thought I was going to have like 3 reqs per month.

Funny isn't it?

[saint-14s-gay-pigeon]

why does this year's Dawning armor give Hunter dudes such juicy thighs...

[to-thelakes]

so uhm this blog is apparently 7 years old today which means i made it when i was 12/13? that was almost definitely against tos but oh well i guess??

but either way, happy 7 years to being on this hellsite even if i only started being more social and active on it this year! so happy i finally decided to post on here 🫶

[communicationnskills]

I’m honestly SO surprised chenford happened like this and this fast? Like I know it wasn’t fast it’s definitely been a slow burn but it’s only been an intentional slow burn for a little over 2 seasons (I think) so I’m genuinely shocked it happened like this!! I wasn’t expecting that tonight at all! The cynic in me is expecting a very large shoe to drop after all of this now. There’s no way it’s smooth sailing. I might actually be disappointed there wasn’t more angst and pining era before the full get together moment but that’s just the angst in me lolll. Anyway, I’m just super curious what’s next for them because this was definitely not on my bingo card for how they end up together and I’m so intrigued!

[cpericardium]

There is... so much Miguel x Reader porn on this website

[dakotameh]

The day people stop liking my old and cringey TMC fanart will be the day I´ll be able to breathe in peace :sOB: /j

[monstrouscrew]

absolutely not me absolutely not puzzled when aoas i see Parker Yang portrayed as a white american 🤔🤔

(and sleepy af so i have no energy to start working on that drawing of him waking Arthur up uuuughhhh this human body is so upsetting sometimes)

[kartsstuffig]

how the fuck did i scroll tumblr for five fucking minutes after having just cleared my notifications only to find 10 more notifications do people actually like my bullshit /lh