#Kale Brown

[vegan-nom-noms]

Vegan Lentil Burger With Avocado Crema

[barricadebops]

I've never seen anything written by Mindy Kaling or any show she's acted in, so when I heard the new Velma shos was going to feature Velma as a South Asian, I was excited. That was until all of the terrible things in the show and now learned of how Mindy Kaling only ever writes South Asian women as loser characters with all the same insecurities being brought up again and again, as well as her weird obsession with white men. Enough Mindy, enough with your self inserts, enough with writing the loser brown girl with the "hairy gorilla arms" that only ever takes me back to my own insecurities, enough with passing off your terrible representation as good representation just because it's representation.

[lovelymoira]

Never have I ever makes you think it's this hilarious show where a brown girl just progressively becomes more and more unhinged and then BAM it suddenly just hits you with those moments, you know, the ones where Devi is just dealing with her shitload of trauma and has those outbreaks. And then you're sitting there wondering how she went from crying about being a virgin to suddenly crying about her dead dad and oh wait, now you, the watcher is crying too.

Fucking great.

[belle-ayitian]

2022 Emmys | Red Carpet

[someonetooksendnoodles]

devi vishwakumar is my girlboss girl failure and she matters so much to me

[buckysteve]

mindy kaling has so many internalized issues she needs to work through

[nightmarecrypie]

What if Kale Vandelay was actually Spinach Vandelay

[pacificobadiah]

Flash Bulb

The newest episode of @sssslimyswampghostttt's podcast, "Mayfair Watchers Society" is here!

In this week's episode, two unruly teens- Cam and Drew- go searching for "The Roving Man." Supposedly, this local legend is held up in the old textile mill. Two teens, hunting cryptids, in an old mill, for a video podcast.

What could possibly go wrong?

Oh, and also, this song has some of the cheesiest Halloween music you've ever heard.

CW: None

Transcript

[burrow-ix]

Kale mf Browning BALLED tonight👏🏼👏🏼

[superhumanfoods]

it's time to stop identifying people by their most impressive or notable accomplishments and start identifying them by the characteristics you would be most taken aback by if you met them knowing nothing else about them

[morethansalad]

Sesame Delicata Squash Kale Salad (Vegan)

[hoss-bonaventure]

the most unpopular opinion EVER but 🫶❤️🫶final boys🫶❤️🫶

[saltyb0ba]

emmet brickowski the lego movie and chai hi-fi rush would be unstoppable together. both absolute dumbasses who gather a team to take down an evil CEO (would president business be a CEO? yeah) and are all the better for it - bros who are just Normal Guys get pulled into a situation where they have to deal with it or die - they meet a girl who hides her past but needs their help - they work together and then meet More People - a member of their team joins after their home is destroyed due to Normal Guy in one way or another (for macaron it was his workplace) - a member of their team doesn't join at first but comes around - emmet needs to take down president buisness or he'll be killed, chai needs to take down kale to save the company and save himself from spectra control - ABSOLUTE BANGER SOUNDTRACKS - DIAGETIC MUSIC!!!! (emmet canonically listens to everything is awesome, chai in the intro cutscene is listening to the beacon)

oh and then angst but psshhhh nahh they're so silly

[flowersandloveforfood]

Couscous and brown lentils stew with red bell peppers, tomatoes, finely chopped kale topped with dried parsley and roasted sesame seeds.

[scooplery]

made myself a huge healthy dinner bc i forgot to eat lunch due to taking a nap

[denver-carrington]

Pamela Bellwood (Claudia) and Kale Browne in a scene from episode 2x1, "Enter Alexis".