#Kaptain's Blog

[godblooded]

see, the problem with me is i’m extremely anxious but also somehow very social. or in need of being social most of the time.

[suppermariobroth]

A glitch that can make Donkey Kong Country 2 unplayable can occur during the battle against Kaptain K. Rool if a team throw move is timed in such a way that it completes while K. Rool tries to hit the active Kong with his blunderbuss. The active Kong (Diddy in the footage) will be stuck in the "eyes bulging out" shock animation indefinitely, requiring the game to be reset to continue playing.

Note that Diddy is blue as a result of one of K. Rool's earlier attacks that colors the Kongs while giving them undesirable status effects, and is not part of the glitch.

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[smallmariofindings]

Rare officially licensed 1998 figurine of Kaptain Skurvy from the Donkey Kong Country cartoon, from Japan.

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[foodfightnovelization]

Foodfight! The (Fan-Made) Video Game

DOWNLOAD IT HERE: https://tiffyamber.itch.io/foodfight-the-video-game

Hey there, everyone! I'm updating this blog once again to let you all know there's a Foodfight! VIDEO GAME! No, not the official one that was in development alongside the movie and shown at E3 2006, this is a fangame made by yours truly, Tiffany Amber (me!). This is a retro-style platformer inspired by the ludicrously hard movie tie-in games of the 80s and 90s (I'd been playing Wayne's World on the Gameboy just before I started making this).

This was a huge passion project of mine that I put a ton of effort into, and I hope everyone enjoys playing it as much as I enjoyed making it. All your favorites are here- Cheasel, Kaptain Krispy, Mr Clipboard (there's a Donkey Kong '94 style boss fight with him at the end) and even elements taken from earlier drafts of the script, such as the Brand X Mashed Potato Man and the heroes defeating Brand X by using the store's sprinkler system to flush them out. So if you're ready to strawberry jam yourself into 8 levels packed full of action, raisins, and thrilling 2D cutscenes, check it out!

I'll be updating the blog some more with some very interesting stuff sometime soon, but for now it's your girl, Tiffany Amber, signing off again!

[kaptaincat]

Guess i gotta do a pinned post oop-

welcome to my art blog!! my name is Kaptain/Kat, im 19 and trans and i go by he/him pronouns :3   im just a silly little catboy making silly little catboy art, and also reblogging cool stuff i find along the way! my fursonas are currently kaptain/kat who i use as a direct representation of myself, and myst who is the scene king i aspire to be. if you want me to tag certain art as something feel free to ask and i will try! also i am very shy so if u wanna say hi u can but i might not reply immediately im very sorry social interactions are hard for me ;-;   anyways thank u for checking out my blog and art i hope u have fun!! also, I have an artfight!! if you'd like you can follow me there :3

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(En français sur mon blog)

Thanks to all builders, cc creators and pose makers @cmescapade @lady-moriel @llongyfarchiadau @maxiematch @natalia-auditore @origine1975 @plazasims @pyxiidis

Bloody Ax: Ere you’ze ‘n ‘da same position as mine a few weeks ago, Kaptain!

Néfaria: I know how much your evil race loves the taste of blood but I'm not gonna beg for my life…

Bloody Ax: So you’ze not afraid I’ll use dat pretty ‘ead ta play arr faverite sport, Blood Ball? Da rules are simple: we play wiv wun ’ead freshly separated from ‘iz body ta score a goal fer 'da oppos'n team…

Bloody Ax: Afta all, we’ze jus’ bloodvvirsty bulliez…

Bloody Ax: …and dirsty fer sex! Néfaria: What are you doing? Get your filthy paws off me!

Bloody Ax: Do ya know ork WAAAGH song? ♫ Rape, pillage, sakkin’ ‘n burnin‘ – We’ze gonna rape, wrekk, pillage, burn … ‘n eat de babiez! ♪

Néfaria: Is that what you’re gonna do to me? You’re gonna… You’re gonna r…?

Bloody Ax: Nope. I'ze not gonna rape ye. Nor kill ye.

Bloody Ax: I’ze gonna take ye ta da Torments Rokk were ya kan fink about da awful plight uv hundredz uv orky children ya sentence ta deff by deny'n us kome into yer land…

[shiny-shizariger]

Introduction

Name: Ella

Pronouns: she/her

Pokémon partner: Kaptain the Corphish

Location: Freezington, Crown Tundra, Galar (I've travelled a few times)

People talk about how the Pokédex is inaccurate (no shit it is) but people who seek to improve on it are like, actual scientists. What I provide is information based on my own experience, which is shallow and may be inaccurate itself. It's a view of Pokémon from the perspective of a regular person for once.

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The person behind this blog's pronouns are also she/her. This is part of pkmn-irl, so an unreality tag will be applied to all posts.

[yokomixrapz]

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[kaptainkhadijah]

Kaptain’s Blog #1 - Rules

Not a bad title right? I think that’s what I’ll call my blog posts that I want associated with the podcast

So right now I’m staying at an AirBnb in Lakewood, CO. I think I have an inkling as to why because I’m seeing some books on manifestation and law of attraction by Esther and Jerry Hicks (aka Abraham Hicks) who I’m very interested in learning from because I really like their philosophies.

But that’s not what this blog post is about. This is a post about rules. Because at this AirBnb, I’m being confronted with my distaste for rules that I deem unnecessary. I’m not needlessly defiant, but I don’t just follow rules for the sake of following them. Here’s what happened to me today that inspired this post: 

So today is 4/20. International Day of Ouid. Me, being the pothead that I am, was planning on smoking today as much as possible so I go ahead and roll up all the strains I have. Naturally, because I’m in Colorado, that shit is loud. Just as I’m finishing up, the host of the AirBnb wants to talk to me. I know that smoking inside and outside the house is against the house rules (I’ll touch on that later. Don’t let me forget.) so of course, I’m not smoking it. I won’t lie, I thought about it, but I didn’t! I’ve been here for two days now, and the weed has been in the room with me sealed this whole time. She asks me if I’m smoking and I say no in the tone of “of course not” and tell her I’m just rolling it up and that I’m on my way out. Her reply is, “Well can you leave your stuff in the garage because I can smell it already.” This was the first strike. What I wanted to say was “Well you’re only smelling it because it’s out and I’m working with it. Once I pack it all up, you won’t smell it for much longer. I don’t want to put my stuff out in the garage,” but instead, I just said “Ok” and finished up and dipped. I left it in my room though and just sealed it up and sprayed the room down because I figure that’s easier than putting my stuff out in the garage and it’s the same end result: no smell. 

Now here comes strike two. While I’m out and about looking for a place to partake in the festivities, I text my host and sort of, extend the olive branch. I apologize for the smell and let her know I sealed everything up and I don’t even plan on taking any more out any time soon so we shouldn’t have any more issues. Thumbs up emoji. All good, right? Nope. The host is not satisfied and insists that I leave it in the garage so “the smell doesn’t linger”. Mind you, I just walked my loud ass up through the house and out the garage, so it makes sense that the smell is lingering at the moment. Let’s return back to that rule I was talking about.  

So the rule is no smoking in or outside of the house because her and her neighbors don’t like the smell. And this is a common complaint with people against weed smoking. What’s interesting is, people almost always prefer weed over cigarette smoke because weed smoke doesn’t last as long. Easier to remove. So that’s one. But my thing is: If you can stand the smell of your own farts, of your own poop, of your dog’s farts....how is it you’re drawing the line at weed? I understand if it gives you headaches. But really, does the smell of weed really trigger such an averse effect that you absolutely cannot stand to smell it at all? Like is it really that deep? Cause it always sounds dramatic to me and I was thinking about all the smells we tolerate. So I’m just like “what is it about weed that makes the girls act like that?” You could say that it’s their prerogative since it’s their house. And that’s true. But that’s not what I’m questioning. I want to know why is it that people who don’t smoke weed hate the smell of weed so much. Like can they just not appreciate what the smell means? I’m genuinely asking. Cause it sounds like classist bullshit to me. But I could be wrong. 

Anyway, so at strike two, I’m definitely upset. Here’s the thing: I don’t like to be controlled. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll bottom no problem. I’ll even submit to the right person. But that’s me choosing. I don’t like when people try to exert control over me. Could be my superiority complex as an Aquarius, idk. But I don’t like when people try to wield authority over me in an oppressive way. It’s one thing if I have to answer to you because I work for you. Or even in this situation where you own the house and I follow your rules. I understand that. What I don’t understand is the need to insist on your way of doing things just for the sake of doing things your way. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I’ve been in leadership positions and I’ve found that the people you’re leading always respond better to relatability than power moves. Yes, you will have to assert yourself sometimes, but overall, I find that people respond better to me when I’m not trying to impose my will on them. 

So that’s why we’re discussing rules. Because I believe that if you want a rule to be followed, it needs to have a reason for existing. Like traffic rules. Safety regulations. We know why we need to follow those rules and there are clear consequences if we don’t. But insisting that I have to do things a certain way, when another way would get the desired result, is ridiculous to me. And I encourage anyone to question those type of rules. Because to me they’re completely unnecessary and only serve the rule-maker’s ego. And one thing about me, I love to challenge a person’s ego. 

Let’s get back to the story. By strike two, I’m considering leaving this place. I’m already sacrificing my smoking habits to stay here, plus there’s this overall judge-y attitude I keep getting from her. But maybe I’ll talk about that in a different post. In any case, I don’t like the way I’m feeling in this situation, so I’m ready to bolt. Then I get home and I put the weed away in the garage and then I get another text “reminding” me to put my weed in the garage. At this point I’m definitely questioning the motive behind the rules. In my mind, if you can’t smell the weed anymore, why does it matter where it is? Why would you need to confirm that I did what you asked? I’m offended at this point. I feel like if we’re both adults here and you still smell the weed then you can just tell me that and I’d let you know I already put it in the garage and try to do something about the smell. But that’s not what she said. So I’m like “Alright bitch I think I officially don’t like you.” 

THEN as strike number 3, she asks me not to eat in the bedroom. I had passed her on my way back from picking up food I had delivered, and then I get a text later on saying she “forgot” to tell me she’d prefer if I ate outside the bedroom in the living area or used a TV tray. Now at this point I’m like “I’m getting tf out of here” because first of all, I eat in my room all the time so you’re really fucking up my flow with that one. But second, I’m paying to be in this private room unbothered. If I eat in the room and I make no mess then what exactly is the issue? You could say that maybe she doesn’t know that I won’t make a mess. That’s true. But! You could charge me for cleaning fees and you’re going to strip and wash the sheets anyway so if I do make a mess, there’s a fix for it. So what other reason could she have for saying that? And if she were actually concerned about messes or even pests, she could just say “Hey, can you be careful if you’re going to be eating in the room not to leave food out in case of pests?” Or “Hey, if you’re gonna eat in the bedroom, just be careful of the carpet in there.” And that could be it! But instead she chose to invoke some kind of rule that I’d have to follow. And that’s what bothers me. 

But I’m writing about it, not only to vent, but to say that if someone does this, it’s a red flag. There’s ways to communicate concerns or needs without making things rules that others have to follow and therefore putting yourself in a place of authority over someone else. Don’t let anybody tell you different. And don’t accept anything less. If a rule doesn’t make sense, you have a right to question it. 

I’ll probably be leaving this space earlier than intended simply because I’d rather be somewhere else than live with someone who feels the need to control what I do to this degree. To some this might not be a big deal, but I know that this stuff is never just surface level. And typically people like this tend to make more and more rules until they feel satisfied. Also, I don’t want to be around this kind of energy longer than I need to be. I’ve gotten enough of it in childhood, thanks. 

Have you had a run in with someone like this? How’d it go? Were you able to get out of the situation? What was that like? Let me know, and thanks for reading! 

[kaptain-k-pop]

After almost literally two years I'm finally changing my icon

As much as I love my old one I feel like this edit I made is an Important™ enough photo to replace it

(Plus Jinjin looking like he owns a boat kinda fits my whole 'Kaptain' thing too perfectly so.... 👀🚣‍♀️⛵🚤🛥🚢)

I mean what is a Captain if not a Boat King? 😌👑

[godblooded]

man i miss hanging out on the dash.

[tytrack]

LOLOL thanks for accepting me for who i am kjersten 😚💞😚💞😚💞 @kaptain-k-pop

[lunar-lair]

Okay so. Just. Just wanna establish smth real quick,

I am not in one fandom. I skip between them v often. MP100 has just been around for a long time now for some reason.

I'm just...getting a lot of blogs that look MP100 or Danny Phantom etc centric following me and I don't want to...misguide you? I don't want you to be disappointed. Just...makin sure I don't ruin anyone's day by clogging up any dashes suddenly with stuff people don't like.

[foodfightnovelization]

Chapter 7: Analysis and Discussion

We're back once again! As we make our way into Chapter 7, as is becoming increasingly common in this novelization, we open with a scene that isn't in the movie at all. Dan is riding a horse-drawn chuck wagon to the Copabanana (google "chuck wagon" if you don't know what that is) on account of his plane crashing a few chapters ago. Dan is pissed that he's taking such an archaic mode of transportation to the club as he was hoping to arrive in style, and does a backflip off the back of it to try and look cool. He fails. It's here we're introduced to the character of Lady X- and this whole scene is a pretty major diversion from the movie, where she isn't introduced until a little later. She's described as being a tall woman in a tight red dress, and if you haven't seen the movie (Dear god why would you be reading this blog if you haven't?) that's a fair, albeit incredibly brief summary of her appearance.

Lady X asks where she can go for a good time, and Dan awkwardly stammers "Banana!". She responds saying she prefers zucchini, and I genuinely can't tell if this is supposed to be a sex joke? So far the novelization has mostly avoided the movie's numerous cases of innuendo and sex puns so I GUESS not? Anyway, I actually think the movie not including this scene is for the best- it's a very low-key introduction to the character of Lady X, whereas in the movie the way she's introduced about a scene later is much more dramatic and gives some much-needed weight to the arrival of her character.

Meanwhile Dex is still at the Copabanana, mourning his missing girlfriend, and he once again tries to catch a raisin in his mouth. He fails.

Lady X enters the Copabanana, and THIS is where her character first shows up in the movie. Here in the novelization it's her second appearance, and there are some notable differences from the way it's depicted in the movie as well. We're told "Vlad, who had Rosa in a perfect dip, dropped her". This isn't in the movie's version of the scene, and the novelization doesn't tell us who Rosa is supposed to be (possibly the mascot for Rosarita, a brand of canned Mexican food?) so there's not much I can say about her. We're also told Tiki Taki, a breath mint Ike, starts breathing fire. This IS in the movie, but we're never told his name or what he's the mascot of, whereas here we are! (this is perhaps one of the advantages of a written format) I'll actually share the movie's version of this scene below, since it's accompanied by (what I believe) to be a genuinely fantastic song. Enjoy:

Lady X continues walking through the club as everyone watches in awe. On her way through the dance floor, she accidentally steps on the tail of "the maître d'". In the movie, this is Charlie The Tuna, and she says "Sorry, Charlie" after stepping on him. However, as we established in the previous chapter, this is clearly still SUPPOSED to be Charlie Tuna, and they just couldn't refer to him by name. So yeah, there are a few differences here and there in her introduction (notably the song isn't in the book on account of it being, well, a book) but it's more or less the same.

Dex sees Lady X and mutters "Of all the produce bars in all the supermarkets in all the world, she had to walk into mine". This is yet another reference to Casablanca, and it isn't the last either. Of course, in Casablanca Rick says "gin joints" and "towns in all the world" and he isn't a cartoon cereal dog mourning his raisin girlfriend, but it's a reference nonetheless. Lady X introduces himself to Dex, and this exchange is more or less the same as it is in the movie, save for a few additional lines of dialogue about how Hairy Hold is running the store now.

Dex and Lady X share some dialogue that isn't in the movie, mainly consisting of a whole lot of supermarket-based puns, before they're interrupted by Dan insisting he's Lady X's "sugar daddy". Kaptain Krispy points out there's something suspicious about Lady X and Brand X as a whole, leading the two to an argument. There are a few additional lines of dialogue here- Dex acknowledges Krispy's had a rough day, but asks that he doesn't take his anger out on Dan. There's honestly very few scenes in this novelization without some kind of extra dialogue that wasn't in the movie, and I've gotta say in almost every instance it adds something to the plot.

The argument continues with Lady X's comment about "things getting sour" between the sugar and salt Ikes, and Dex saying this isn't a "condiment conspiracy". Neither of these lines are in the movie, but the rest of the scene is more or less unchanged. Krispy is upset his bag was stomped by Mr Clipboard (that was like FOUR chapters ago, come on now) and the entire Copabanana explodes in a bar fight. In the movie Dan yells "Foodfight!" in a Suicide-Squad style title drop before brawling, but that isn't present here.

Dex picks up a barstool to join the fight, only to find Polar Penguin is sitting atop it. He declares the party's over, and everyone clears out. There's an additional few lines here where Maximilius is about to throw Dan out of the club and he pleads to be let go, but otherwise the scene is mostly the same as it is in the film.

Dan and Lady X head out of the club together, and the chapter draws to a close. I've gotta say, the changes in this novelization have really made Foodfight! a lot more enjoyable so far. The additional scenes, the altered dialogue and the absent sexual humor really make for a much better experience overall. Obviously the novelization has a huge advantage due to it just being the written word as opposed to the absolute eyesore of the finished film, but regardless it still feels vastly superior. I'm actually really enjoying this version of the story! Anyway, see you next time for Chapter 8!

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Arlod: Beg fer mercy and maybe i don't kill ye!

Néfaria: I'd rather die, you orcish scum!

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Arlod: Remember! Eye fer eye, toof fer toof…