#Kiba izuna

[poele-sexuel]

HOLY SHIT 4 AM THOUGH-

Do you guys think the Inuzukas and Hatake have dog vision ? Like can't see some colours like dogs ?

Or that the Uchiha, since they're are pretty damn close to crows and raven, their black hair is actually rainbow but we can't see it because our eyes see less colours ? (Crows/raven's feathers looks oily because they aren't black but actually reflect a lot of colours, we just can't see it)

Only an Uchiha can see an other Uchiha colourful hair (or someone with a Sharingan (or a Bakyugan, or a Rinnagan, or any dojutsu-), just imagine kakashi's possible reaction once he see an Uchiha without using the Sharingan but just the eye- X3 (maybe obito gave him eyes that can see colours like an Uchiha... He'll be in for a surprise once he see Sasuke lol))

I'm pretty sure that's one of the many reasons why they consider themselves better than the Hyuugas (and the Hyuugas are mad and jealous because they can see the colours too, why did their hair have to be a plain and boring black ?!)

It's also why That why they wear black and/or dark colours (or light colour in Sasuke's case a one point-) ! It's to show off their hair !

The Uchihas are fucking hair peacocks.

Ps : they can see their colourful hair because of their eyes, if a Uchiha can see the colours, they could get the Sharingan. For the Hyuugas it's also dojutsu bullshit. It would be fun if Orochimaru could also see the colours... Some snake reptile bullshit or something-

Wait wait omg- Obito wear orange tinted goggles. Orange like those glasses that that give colourblind people the ability to see all colours. What if obito is colourblind and can't see his colours until Madara gave him a Rinnagan ? Omg.

[maphel-n-doodles]

misc sketch dump

haven't drawn in. like. 5 days? anyways wowie i forgot how to draw literally everything

[wordmojiworld]

Can I get some Name emojis for mroe of our naruto introjects

Gaara, Kiba, Kankuro, Temari, Tobirama, Izuna, Hashirama, Madara

There you go!

[yellowocaballero]

i very much enjoy the extremely scientific analysis of the naruto verse in which there are three genders, aka naruto, sasuke, and Woman.

AM I WRONG? AM I WRONG? pulls down projection screen and plays powerpoint

Obviously let's give room for nuance. A ton of Naruto characters don't fall into these gender norms. This does predominantly apply to the rampant proliferation of the three-person dynamics that were assigned by the government and dictate your entire life. And, like, society. It does not end. Gender isn't a biological factor in Naruto, it's a social dynamic constructed entirely by your homoerotic tension with other men. And there are so many.

Madara (S), Hashirama (N), Mito (W). Izuna (N) and Tobirama (S) - tragically, Izuna died before women could be invented. Sarutobi (N), Danzo (S, horrifically) - see above about women not being invented yet. Jiraiya (N), Orochimaru (S), Tsunade (W). Yahiko (N), Nagato (S), Konan (W). Obito (N), Kakashi (S), Rin (W). Shisui (N), Itachi (S), that little deeply unimportant girlfriend (W). Um, fucking, Naruto (N), Sasuke (S), Sakura (W). Even - even, fuckin, Rock Lee (N), Neiji (S), Tenten (W).

And what do they all have in common????

(OT3. They're all OT3s. Is what I'm saying).

There is some room for alternative gender expressions here, like being butch or femme. Naruto gender expressions: teacher, otouto, woman who you can't even tell is woman gendered because she has no backstory but you just have to kinda assume that she has a polycule-based backstory where she was Woman Gender. I feel almost as if 2/3rds of the Rookie 9 are liberated from this. InoShikaCho just doesn't fit (their chaotic cousin energy is just too strong and Ino's too much of a lesbian). Hinata's too busy being defined entirely by a different throuple's N to have codependent dynamics with her own N and S (and I'm hesitant to even say that, since I actually don't know if Kiba and Shino have a codependent rivalry - do they?).

I get, like, the reason for all of this. Curse of Hatred. Cycles. N and S Genders being sourced from demigods or something. Narrative parallelism. Sympathy points. It's not the bad guy's fault he's evil, his N and W gendered counterparts died :(. But an extremely strange side-effect of this is that all of the male characters are, like, Just Naruto or Just Sasuke. But the vast majority of the female characters are - like, completely defined by the men in their lives - but also they are more likely to be a unique person. Mito, Sakura, and Rin have actually nothing in common. Writing so sexist it creates more interesting characters?!?!

Unironically, this is why I'm always saying that Sasunaru is the ship of all time, nothing will ever top it, you will NEVER do it like Sasunaru, etc. Every important relationship in the series is meant to evoke Sasunaru. (Notably, none of the explicitly romantic ones. But we're beyond such paltry understandings of the most iconic pairing of all time as fundamentally based in romance. We're operating on a higher level than that). This unbroken chain of toxic yaoi has culminated at the end point of Sasunaru, and it exists to parallel Sasunaru and define their relationship by the dysfunction of generations of tragedy. That's why Naruto has to consciously break the cycle and free them from the generational hate - it was the only way to save Sasuke. This is also why I'm always saying that Sasunaru is the point of Naruto, and that the entirety of Naruto is about Sasunaru. Come back to me when your work has invented new genders in the all-encompassing pursuit of toxic yaoi.

This also means that the only truly gender non-conforming individuals in Naruto are its mightiest heterosexuals: Minato (W) and Kushina (N). Truly insane. The N/S/W configuration is the societal norm, it's bonkers to make a major good-aligned male character a wifeguy. By Naruto standards Minato and Kushina are the only queer couple.

[kankuroplease]

I almost wish you had an prganozed master post with links to all your different things. You have SO MANY DIFFERENT oc's and ships and I feel like every time I get on Tumblr I find something new. You're so talented! ❤️🔥

Thank you! I could try, I do have a lot going on though 😆 the best organization ones would be the founders AU and TSAU, which both have masterpost

BEWARE: lots of links, lots will need to be updated, and lots of ships because I let my followers play match maker dhvosbusb

My General OCs + their ships I chose (🌕) and their ships my followers picked (🌑) for them

Aori - 🌕 Yamato and 🌑 Tobirama

Yamato/Aori - Aio and Haruki (next gen)

Team Aori - Momotarō, Aoka-Chan, Benkei

Katsura - 🌕 Shino and 🌑 Madara 🌑 Shikamaru

Shino/Katsura - Shigeki, Yasuo, Niwa Aburame (next gen)

Okami - 🌕 Kiba and 🌑 Kawarama

Kiba/Okami - Ashi and Kumo Inuzuka (next gen)

Yuuta - 🌕 Daisuke 🌕 Tenten 🌑 Hanabi

Yuuta/Hanabi - Mihana Hyuga (next gen)

**he also hits on a LOT of canon characters

Haiiro - 🌕 Shizune

Haiiro/Shizune - Dan Hyuga

Gou - 🌕 Kankuro 🌑 Itama

Kankuro/Gou - son

OC Parents

Isamu/Mari - Aori and Katsura

Asa/Pia - Gou

Okami’s parents - Okami

Jon/Umi/Zenbe - Yuuta

Umi explains

Aoka’s father/Isamu’s cousin/Katsura’s sensei

FOUNDERS ERA (oc x canon and OC x OC)

Butsuma/Asako 🌕

You know the Senju bros lol

Butsuma had a mistress named Kane

Tajima/Sumi 🌕

You know 2 (Madara, Izuna), Inari, Kota, Tenko, and Ringo

Tsuna(Butsuma’s brother)/Ebba/Sara 🌕

Tsuna/Ebba - Wolfgang Inuzuka

Sara (Tsuna’s legal/platonic wife)/Kane

Kane had a child with Butsuma - Meiko

Founders Era Inuzuka Clan

Madara/Katsura 🌑

Riki, Kazuha, and Noaki Uchiha

Izuna/Mate 🌑

Son and a Daughter

Wakaba/Tenko/Runa 🌑/🌕

5 kids total

Inari/Yaya 🌑

Nene + two boys

Kota/Gin 🌑

2 boys

Okami/Kawarama 🌑

Miu, Sora, Kōmori, Akiko, Suzaku, and Tora Senju

Gou/Itama 🌑

Goemon and Kaga Senju

Tobirama/Aori 🌑

Nagisa and Tomoe Senju

Nagisa/Naori 🌑

Senju

Kakuzu/Riki 🌑

Sycee

Kagami/Miu 🌑

Arata Uchiha

Arata x Sawa - Shisui Uchiha

Sora/Rei 🌕

Botan and Akihito Hoshigaki

About (no tag)

Sakumo/Kōmori 🌑

Kakashi Hatake

Erika/Suzaku/Aja 🌕

Michiko, Michiyo, Manami, and Megumi

Michiko/friend’s OC 🌕/🌑

Michiyo/Ken 🌕- the two Akimichi’s

Manami/Kisame 🌑

Megumi/Suigetsu 🌑

Orochimaru/Tora 🌑

Nisshoku (Sho) Senju

Manda/Nisshoku - Misaki (next gen) 🌕

Wolfgang/Ringo 🌕

Asahi, Kuri, Frederick, Leonie, Mika, Sena, Elke, and Arashi Inuzuka

Asahi/the Uzumaki that moved in/never left 🌕

Leonie/Arlo - Jugo 🌕

Sena/Tsume - Hana and Kiba 🌕

Elke/her partners 🌕

Arashi/Agapito 🌕

Tomoe/Husband/wife

** working this out, but he’s getting one of each because he wants to and wouldn’t settle for less✨

Tsau (canon x canon + oc children + Canon x OC)

All links in the masterpost for the TSAU

KakaObiRin 🌕

Ryujin, Copy and Paste (not their real names but yeah)

HashiMadaMito 🌕

Michi

Neji/Tenten/Michi/Lee 🌕

Mugen and the twins (Neji’s future kids)

MinaKushina

Naruto and Chiha

Naruto x practically everyone tbh.

Naruto x Shikamaru endgame

GaaSaku (early but still)

KankuKiba

Shisui/Kaguya

Kira (future kid)

Hinata/Toneri

Future Daughter

TemaTatsu

ItaHana

Saiino

**swingers. Do not attend one of their parties if not one like Yamato accidentally did and to be rescued

Genma/Yamato

If you’ve made it to the end of this post, apologies and thanks for reading all this 🖤😄

[narutocharacterpolls]

First round will start tomorrow at 12pm EST

Matchups listed under the cut

LEFT SIDE

LEE vs HINATA

AKAMARU vs KIMIMARU

NEJI vs BISCUIT

SUIGETSU vs KURAMA

KAKASHI vs SAKURA

ZABUZA vs SHUKAKU

OBITO vs OMOI

HAKU vs KIBA

NARUTO vs MINATO

TEUCHI vs UTAKATA

KILLER B vs SHISUI

SASORI vs KANKUROU

GAI vs KABUTO

HASHIRAMA vs DARUI

IRUKA vs MITO

SAI vs SHIZUNE

RIGHT SIDE

SASUKE vs DANZOU

CHOUJI vs SHIN

TOBIRAMA vs IZUNA

KISAME vs TENTEN

GAARA vs SHIKAMARU

TEMARI vs HIDAN

NAGATO vs HANZOU

JUUGO vs SHIKAKU

DEIDARA vs ITACHI

YAMATO vs YUGITO

KONAN vs MIKOTO

SHINO vs KARIN

MADARA vs INO

YAHIKO vs KAGAMI

TSUNADE vs PAKKUN

KUSHINA vs SAKUMO

[ultimateanna]

NARUTOP99 was a worldwide poll to determine the most popular character of the original Naruto manga. From December 17, 2022 through January 31, 2023, fans of the series could vote once per day for one of 488 possible characters. The results were announced in April 2023. A special manga omake featuring the most popular character, illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto, will be released at a later date.

The 488 candidates are seemingly compiled from the four supplementary databooks: Rin no Sho, Tō no Sho, Sha no Sho, and Jin no Sho. As such, characters that were not featured in any of the databooks, notably Boruto Uzumaki and his age group, are not included. This also means that some characters are listed twice, notably "Tobi" and "Obito Uchiha".

Results

Minato Namikaze (Fourth Hokage) - 792,257 votes

Itachi Uchiha - 505,014 votes

Sakura Haruno - 489,619 votes

Shisui Uchiha - 279,062 votes

Kakashi Hatake - 212,403 votes

Naruto Uzumaki - 182,911 votes

Sakumo Hatake - 170,940 votes

Sasuke Uchiha - 170,665 votes

Madara Uchiha - 144,947 votes

Hinata Hyuuga - 144,484 votes

Obito Uchiha - 132,252 votes

Jiraiya - 117,825 votes

Shikamaru Nara - 87,838 votes

Tobirama Senju (Second Hokage) - 87,442 votes

Gaara (Fifth Kazekage) - 70,557 votes

Hashirama Senju (First Hokage) - 66,519 votes

Deidara - 56,320 votes

Neji Hyūga - 49,526 votes

Sasori - 40,732 votes

Rock Lee - 39,325 votes

Might Guy - 37,391 votes

Kurama (Nine-Tails) - 35,017 votes

Orochimaru - 29,323 votes

Hidan - 28,910 votes

Kushina Uzumaki - 27,334 votes

Iruka Umino - 26,628 votes

Tobi - 22,096 votes

Fugaku Uchiha - 21,541 votes

Tsunade (Fifth Hokage) - 21,362 votes

Ashina Uzumaki - 20,875 votes

Nagato - 19,221 votes

Zabuza Momochi - 18,498 votes

Kaguya Ōtsutsuki - 17,553 votes

Haku - 16,728 votes

Tenten - 16,693 votes

Teuchi - 15,590 votes

Konan - 14,322 votes

Temari - 13,044 votes

Yamato - 10,891 votes

Kisame Hoshigaki - 10,577 votes

Mito Uzumaki - 10,547 votes

Sai - 10,346 votes

Deva Path - 10,287 votes

Ino Yamanaka - 10,276 votes

Hiruzen Sarutobi (Third Hokage) - 9,639 votes

Kakuzu - 9,338 votes

Kimimaro - 8,785 votes

Izuna Uchiha - 8,546 votes

Might Duy - 7,990 votes

Indra Ōtsutsuki - 7,206 votes

Kiba Inuzuka - 7,051 votes

Killer B - 6,499 votes

Rin Nohara - 6,496 votes

Asuma Sarutobi - 6,395 votes

Hagoromo Ootsutsuki - 6,023 votes

Shino Aburame - 5,959 votes

Genma Shiranui - 5,728 votes

Tayuya - 5,449 votes

Kabuto Yakushi - 5,082 votes

Suigetsu Hozuki - 5,000 votes

Konohamaru Sarutobi - 4,724 votes

Kankuroo - 4,466 votes

Kagami Uchiha - 4,061 votes

Mei Terumi (Fifth Mizukage) - 3,843 votes

Karin - 3,192 votes

Hamura Ootsutsuki - 3,161 votes

Akamaru - 2,926 votes

Ashura Ootsutsuki - 2,871 votes

Danzo Shimura - 2,859 votes

Darui - 2,849 votes

Samui - 2,746 votes

Yagura (Fourth Mizukage) - 2,700 votes

Utakata - 2,660 votes

Hayate Gekkō - 2,657 votes

Zetsu - 2,654 votes

Yahiko - 2,556 votes

Shikaku Nara - 2,553 votes

Hikaku Uchiha - 2,545 votes

Anko Mitarashi - 2,477 votes

Mikoto Uchiha - 2,378 votes

Ten-Tails - 2,366 votes

Hanabi Hyūga - 2,153 votes

Shizune - 2,078 votes

Gamabunta - 2,078 votes

Otoha - 2,045 votes

Chōji Akimichi - 2,003 votes

Pakkun - 1,958 votes

Chiyo - 1,872 votes

Hanzo - 1,808 votes

Omoi - 1,780 votes

Tonton - 1,667 votes

Fu - 1,598 votes

Mu (Second Tsuchikage) - 1,523 votes

Gengetsu Hōzuki (Second Mizukage) - 1,488 votes

Yugito Nii - 1,458 votes

Monkey King: Enma - 1,440 votes

Gamatatsu - 1,408 votes

Ninneko - 1,300 votes

Kohada - 1,296 votes

(My reaction after learning that Sakura has surpassed Naruto) Although this is not surprising, because in the manga, thanks to Masashi Kishimoto, the image and character of the heroine is better than in the anime, as I felt) The actress voicing Sakura is wonderful, but I like her voice in real life. Her voice is very beautiful, smart and serious and I dream that in the future she will voice Sakura like that.)

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.Madara/Izuna:

no one can love each other the same as them,

but war filled era destroyed their healthy relation some say no izuna was wrong when izuna asked not to trust senju, was izuna wrong?? hashirama never cared about saving lives but a place where his legacy can grow peacefully and survived amid any cost no matter how the unfair the method is, I would have said to madara too to never trust the senju but will also say ran away and saved the lives of the clan with no shinobi pride

izuna did love their brothers and he was right about not trusting the senju, shouldn't have and uchiha should have just ran away if they value lives over honor or pride cz they love their people more than senju do to their own but shinobi culture/fear of annihilation forced them

2. obito and rin

3 . nagato and yahiko

4. killer bee and 3rd raikage

5 gai sensei and rock lee

6 choji and shikamaru

7 . sai and his brother

8 . kabuto and his foster mother

9 .garra and naruto

10 tsunade and shizune

11 sasuke and jugo

12 .sasuke and suigetsu

13 . kiba and shino

14 . guy sensei and kakashi

15 kurenai and asuma

16 . sasuke and his mother

17 . naruto hinata

[dark-elf-writes]

I would bark for:

Kakashi

Sakumo

Minato

Naruto

Gaara

Rasa

Kankuro

Baki

Shikaku

Shikamaru

Sai

inochi

Choza

Shibi

Shino

Kiba

Neji

Genma

Raidou

Hayate

Fugaku

Itachi

Sasuke

Madara

Izuna

Kagami

Hashirama

Tobirama

Orochimaru

Pain

Hidan

Deidara

Sasori

You’re right and you should say it tbh.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

7/9/10/12/19/20/23

Hit me :3

what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

Itachi and Minato.

Just… *sigh* i’m so sick of ‘they’re perfect and can beat everyone’

worst part of canon

Sasuke’s story because he never gets some actual closure. I would have loved it if they had just given him something instead of the Massacure just being dropped cuz ‘itachi asked Naruto to keep it a secret’

worst part of fanon

The part of Fanon that wants to paint Kakashi as this big perv who’s shamed by everyone around him as being this big ol perv with no idea how to act normal.

Oh, also the part of Fanon that make’s Sakura perfect at everything and better than everyone else. I can and will fight someone, cut it out. Or at least don’t try to force it down other people’s throats as if it’s canon. I like my character’s imperfect and capable of getting their ass’ beat once in a while

the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Ohhh this is hard cuz i am kind of unsure? Shizune. She’s not a hated character but she’s definitely not as loved as i think she should be.

Girl lead the entire medical division during the war and helped TWO hokage’s during their reigns. Plus she’s super close to Sakura and Sarada, having helped Sakura with raising Sarada while Sasuke was away.

She’s basically part of the family. The cool auntie.

you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

Hmmmm Yukio/Danzo? 😂😂😂 but i did that to myself gdi.

Ok, a little horrified i like Tobirama/Izuna because i don’t really like Tobirama but the thought of having them be Sakumo’s grandparents and Kakashi having no connection to the sharingan even though he’s related to an Uchiha is hilarious.

part of canon you found tedious or boring

It’s anime only but that whole thing with Kakashi training Kiba. Kakashi had more important things to do gdi.

But if that doesn’t count i’ll go with the dumb mission bee and Naruto got sent on. There had to be a better idea then sending them to fuck around determining animal’s gender’s. Also never needed naruto saying ‘if its born a boy it’s a boy’ or whatever it was he said that had been being trans ally #1. I prefer Naruto as trans and badass

ship you've unwillingly come around to

Yamagai might be the closest i have to an answer to this question. Usually if i don’t like a ship i stay not liking it

Another good option for this answer might be Kakashi/Obito 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[demifiendrsa]

Naruto - 【NARUTOP99】FINAL RESULTS

TOP 20 RANKING TRANSITIONS VIDEO

Top 99 worldwide character popularity poll results:

Minato Namikaze (Fourth Hokage) - 792,257 votes

Itachi Uchiha - 505,014 votes

Sakura Haruno - 489,619 votes

Shisui Uchiha - 279,062 votes

Kakashi Hatake - 212,403 votes

Naruto Uzumaki - 182,911 votes

Sakumo Hatake - 170,940 votes

Sasuke Uchiha - 170,665 votes

Madara Uchiha - 144,947 votes

Hinata Hyūga - 144,484 votes

Obito Uchiha - 132,252 votes

Jiraiya - 117,825 votes

Shikamaru Nara - 87,838 votes

Tobirama Senju (Second Hokage) - 87,442 votes

Gaara (Fifth Kazekage) - 70,557 votes

Hashirama Senju (First Hokage) - 66,519 votes

Deidara - 56,320 votes

Neji Hyūga - 49,526 votes

Sasori - 40,732 votes

Rock Lee - 39,325 votes

Might Guy - 37,391 votes

Kurama (Nine-Tails) - 35,017 votes

Orochimaru - 29,323 votes

Hidan - 28,910 votes

Kushina Uzumaki - 27,334 votes

Iruka Umino - 26,628 votes

Tobi - 22,096 votes

Fugaku Uchiha - 21,541 votes

Tsunade (Fifth Hokage) - 21,362 votes

Ashina Uzumaki - 20,875 votes

Nagato - 19,221 votes

Zabuza Momochi - 18,498 votes

Kaguya Ōtsutsuki - 17,553 votes

Haku - 16,728 votes

Tenten - 16,693 votes

Teuchi - 15,590 votes

Konan - 14,322 votes

Temari - 13,044 votes

Yamato - 10,891 votes

Kisame Hoshigaki - 10,577 votes

Mito Uzumaki - 10,547 votes

Sai - 10,346 votes

Deva Path - 10,287 votes

Ino Yamanaka - 10,276 votes

Hiruzen Sarutobi (Third Hokage) - 9,639 votes

Kakuzu - 9,338 votes

Kimimaro - 8,785 votes

Izuna Uchiha - 8,546 votes

Might Duy - 7,990 votes

Indra Ōtsutsuki - 7,206 votes

Kiba Inuzuka - 7,051 votes

Killer B - 6,499 votes

Rin Nohara - 6,496 votes

Asuma Sarutobi - 6,395 votes

Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki - 6,023 votes

Shino Aburame - 5,959 votes

Genma Shiranui - 5,728 votes

Tayuya - 5,449 votes

Kabuto Yakushi - 5,082 votes

Suigetsu Hōzuki - 5,000 votes

Konohamaru Sarutobi - 4,724 votes

Kankurō - 4,466 votes

Kagami Uchiha - 4,061 votes

Mei Terumī (Fifth Mizukage) - 3,843 votes

Karin - 3,192 votes

Hamura Ōtsutsuki - 3,161 votes

Akamaru - 2,926 votes

Ashura Ōtsutsuki - 2,871 votes

Danzō Shimura - 2,859 votes

Darui - 2,849 votes

Samui - 2,746 votes

Yagura (Fourth Mizukage) - 2,700 votes

Utakata - 2,660 votes

Hayate Gekkō - 2,657 votes

Zetsu - 2,654 votes

Yahiko - 2,556 votes

Shikaku Nara - 2,553 votes

Hikaku Uchiha - 2,545 votes

Anko Mitarashi - 2,477 votes

Mikoto Uchiha - 2,378 votes

Ten-Tails - 2,366 votes

Hanabi Hyūga - 2,153 votes

Shizune - 2,078 votes

Gamabunta - 2,078 votes

Otoha - 2,045 votes

Chōji Akimichi - 2,003 votes

Pakkun - 1,958 votes

Chiyo - 1,872 votes

Hanzō - 1,808 votes

Omoi - 1,780 votes

Tonton - 1,667 votes

Fū - 1,598 votes

Mū (Second Tsuchikage) - 1,523 votes

Gengetsu Hōzuki (Second Mizukage) - 1,488 votes

Yugito Nii - 1,458 votes

Monkey King: Enma - 1,440 votes

Gamatatsu - 1,408 votes

Ninneko - 1,300 votes

Kohada - 1,296 votes

Masashi Kishimoto will draw an original short manga following the winner of the poll, Minato Namikaze (Fourth Hokage).

'Narutop 99' top 22 character popularity poll results commemorative illustration by Masashi Kishimoto  

Thank you for the incredible amount of votes! It was fun seeing how results varied from region to region. I was shocked to see Minato at the top for all regions, and the fact that Sakura is so beloved by many people around the world made me proud as a writer. To tell you the truth, I was actually rooting for Kurama. I was planning on drawing only the top 20 characters, but I really wanted to add Kurama, who was close at 22nd... So I ended up including him and Guy, who was in 21st place! Sorry for completely ignoring the original plan to have the top 20 characters for the 20th anniversary because of my personal attachment. Right now I'm working on the short manga for Minato who placed 1st. While trying to make a story that would match the expectations of his fans, I ended up with more pages than I had originally anticipated. Please look forward to the secret story behind Minato's jutsu! I want to thank you all very much again for voting!  

[sazzafraz]

this is about the perfume thing

so anyway the perfume thing.

konoha nine era:

naruto: i have no idea. i’m leaning towards aroon sawat bc uhhh i wanna buy it and a couple offers from this brand are on my shortlist for other characters

sasuke: also have little idea but i THINK i’ve got some in my samples that could work. he thinks he wears sauvauge and is wrong. 

sakura: okay i have the niche one for this which is balinese ylang ylang. i wear this when i run or know i’m gonna do something strenuous because it literally only smells better when u sweat. its also like. complicatedly feminine. my designer is gonna be myth or sci fi from ellis brooklyn. 

kakashi: bespoke answer: i do not think he wears any. a skin scent if we must. though i know cats and dogs particuarly like the smell of ambroxan and vanilla (beaver butt). i have a lot of samples in this genre that i simply don’t wear so it could be fun to look. 

ino: okay THIS one is easy. she’s an iris/orris girl. classic unisex a little powdery. my expensive pick is going to be either oh la la or amyris femme, POSSIBLy eau de magnolia. hmmm.

sai: comme des garcon SOMETHING

gai: soft lawn cape heartache saint julep. this man is a concept. i think his designer is actually a nice fougere but i am NOT FAMILIAR here. 

neji: affluence

tenten: honestly a nice vanilla. la belle. i am not a vanilla expert.

rock lee: i think he’s one of those people with perfect skin chemistry who can wear anything. tenten picks. 

kurenai: portrait of a lady. lady vengeance. third rose femme fatale perfume

hinata: tea service. j’adore. 

kiba: spicebomb.

shino: eau duelle. 

sannnin/third era

hiruzen: disappointment

jiraiya: it’s versace eros. i wish it wasn’t. because i really like this perfume. but its versace eros.

tsunade: lust from lush when she’s drunk and lord of misrule when she’s sober

orochimaru: i DON’T KNOW it TORTURES ME. smoked bloom maybe. EDITED: phloem from jorum. him or kabuto. 

obito: now this one is interesting. a genuinely VERY MASCULINE one. will dive into my samples. probably sauvauge when he was uhhhh fourteen. the axe body spray version. 

akatsuki:

all of them wear tom ford its just which ones

founders era:

hashirama: i hate this. he is the man men think they are when they wear sauvauge, my designer pick is going to be britney spears midnight fantasy.

tobirama: haute provence . i love this one. it’ll probably be a kenzo for designer. 

madara: i was RACKED with GUILT that i could not think of a smoky perfume for him. it can’t be amber kiso because thats my binghe perfume. then i remembered: betwixt and between. it’s polarising. i’ve had people move seats away from me. it got one of the hottest women i’ve ever seen to compliment me. it’s madara. 

mito: i gave tobirama haute provence but i’m going to pick something SO EXPENSIVE for mito. the designer might be salt from ellis brooklyn. 

izuna: o’unknown

[beatriceportinari]

ok found the other actor (izuna's) mr. Samukawa Shogo and he also plays kiba asdfghj

[uchihashisui-kun]

KakaSaku. I cannot stand Sakura being fucking everywhere

Shisui/Sakura. As I said before, I hate Sakura being absolutely everywhere

Um... Do you like hate Sakura as a character or do you just like not like her being shipped around with everyone?

Because i thought that you loved all of Team7 including sakura

I don't think I've never made it a secret that I don't like Sakura, and I really don't care that it's Kishi's fault or whatever other bullshit I have seen repeated over and over again. Is she written badly? Idk. Maybe. But that still remains her annoying canon character

There are some fanon depictions of her that I like and I'm not ashamed to say that, if she's written well in fanfics I'm completely fine and happy about it. However. In my time reading and writing fanfics, I have seen So. Many. Sakura Ships. And I can't take it anymore. And I'm not talking about Sakura with the Konoha 12 or the Sand Siblings or, Hell, even the teachers. That's normal stuff. I don't like it most of the time, but I can see why and how it exists

What I'm talking about is that Sakura is fucking everywhere, and I mean it

I've seen enough Sakura/every Akatsuki member to be sick of it, especially Sakura and Sasori, although I can see why that's a thing and I can respect it. I've seen Sakura with every. Single. Uchiha. It doesn't matter if it was ItaSaku, ShiSaku or, Hell, MadaSaku. I've seen Sakura with Izuna. I've seen Sakura with Indra

Sakura with like, every single character we know from Kumo is a thing, and believe me when I say that I've come to hate Sakura/A with a passion

I've seen Sakura/Rasa. Sakura/Orochimaru. Sakura/The fucking Sage if Six Paths

And I have to admit that I, regrettably, have contributed to this some years ago when my best friend, who is not a writer, asked me to write some Sakura fanfics for her because she loves my writing style and wanted some stories of her favorite character written by me. And do you want to know what ship she asked me to write about? Sakura/Trafalgar

Trafalgar. From One Piece

The problem with Sakura in canon is that outside of her medical knowledge she's kinda useless. "BuT sHe KiLlEd SaSoRi" I hear everyone screaming, and yeah, she did. Thanks to Chiyo who saved her ass multiple times by puppeteering her around otherwise she would have died in 0.3 seconds

She's a joke of a character who thinks to be as strong as Naruto and Sasuke but then cries and calls for Naruto the moment something happens. "BuT iT wAs PeIn WhAt Do YoU wAnT hEr To Do" Idk, fight like anyone else without acting like a useless crybaby? She's a medic, she could have gone help Tsunade with the injured or whatever instead of kneeling on the ground screaming her heart out for Naruto. She's a fucking trained shinobi, she has to be ready for emergencies

And because she's so useless, basic, bland and badly written, people have started using her as a puppet (heh) and a vessel for their Self Insert, and believe me I've seen my fair share of authors that are like "Omg I'm so Sakura that's why she's my fave" and then the story is the most ugly Y/N SI Wattpad story where Sakura gets sold and passed around like a fucking toy and everyone and their neighbor fights for her for whatever reason, there's never an explanation for this shit, it just is

And yes, I use Sakura in my AUs. And do you know why? Because that's my depiction of her, and I get to decide for her to not be a poor excuse of a shinobi who is actually smart and stands up for herself and doesn't lie to her friends and abandon them in the middle of a fucking forest (I still haven't forgotten THAT scene. When she, Lee, Sai and Kiba wanna go to Sasuke but Sakura fucking puts them to sleep with a trick and ABANDONS THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FOREST WITHOUT MAKING SURE THAT THEY'LL BE FINE IF LEFT ALONE. SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING LEAVING THREE SLEEPING TEENAGERS AND A SLEEPING DOG IN THE FOREST WHERE ANYONE COULD FIND THEM AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE THREE FUCKING FREE KONOHA SHINOBI. SHE'S FUCKING MENTAL IS WHAT SHE IS. SHE'S LUCKY SAI HAD A CLONE WITH KAKASHI AND TOLD HIM OTHERWISE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED)

So. Yeah. I don't like Sakura in the slightest both in canon and in many fanon depictions of her, although there are some stories that make me like how she's used as a character together with everyone else. I'm happy when people give her the good characterization she deserves and I try doing that in my AUs as well. I never leave her out just because I don't like her in canon, instead I take her and try making her better than she is. But that doesn't mean that I like her or her 1938480281 ships. I'm tired of having to block every single one of her tags when I search for stories (and you wanna know why? Because some people will tag her in the ship but not as a fucking character in the story, so I find stories of her even if I exclude her general character tag and I'm tired of it. People need to learn to tag their shit correctly)

And I don't hate Sakura fans, don't get me wrong. I just don't like the character, that's all

[nekonom26]

i will cross all the river in the world to go back to you

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: F/M Fandom: Naruto Relationships: Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara Uchiha Izuna & Uchiha Madara Characters: Senju Hashirama Senju Tobirama Senju Itama Senju Kawarama Senju Butsuma Uchiha Madara Uchiha Izuna Original Child Character(s) Umino Iruka Haruno Sakura Inuzuka Kiba Additional Tags: Female Senju Hashirama Inspired by The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl (Chinese Mythology) izuna is the bull madara the cowherd Hashirama the weaver Hashimadaweek2023 Day 2 promt: festival Modern AU iruka is a primary school teacher's Storytelling Tanabata Hoshi matsuri child sakura and kiba Female Senju Tobirama Female Senju Itama female senju kawarma Language:English

summary: “This story, is the telling of two souls that had been forced to part from each other. Not quite a tragedy but also not quite a completely happy ending either.” Start Iruka.

[narutocharacterpolls]

First round will start tomorrow at 12PM EST

Match-ups listed under the cut

LEFT SIDE

ITACHI vs SAKUMO

EBISU vs NEJI

SAKURA vs SASORI

KAGUYA vs SAGE OF SIX PATHS

JIRAIYA vs TSUNADE

ZETSU vs OMOI

HINATA vs SHISUI

YAMATO vs SHIZUNE

MADARA vs RAIKAGE A

TENTEN vs SAMURAI

MINATO vs HASHIRAMA

GAARA vs FUGAKU

NARUTO vs NAGATO

KONOHAMARU vs GAI

BUTSUMA vs TAJIMA

DEIDARA vs SAMUI

RIGHT SIDE

SASUKE vs KOHARU/HOMURA

OROCHIMARU vs JUUGO

HIRUZEN vs GATOU

HIDAN vs INO

TOBIRAMA vs IZUNA

MIZUKI vs IZUMI

OBITO vs SHIKAMARU

RASA vs UDON

HIASHI vs KARUI

OONOKI vs IBIKI

KIBA vs M. SHIJIMI

KAKASHI vs YOJI

ASUMA vs YAHIKO

KARIN vs KAKUZU

KABUTO vs KILLER B

SUIGETSU vs GAMABUNTA