#Kurt nightcrawler

[vi0l3tluvsu]

Nightcrawler x Peter headcanons

a/n: I’m switching up my posts cause I’ve always wanted to post headcanons and fanfics but I’ve been too scared lol so now I’m just gonna do it until someone corrects me :p

Nightcrawler

-> uses his tail to hang from EVERYTHING (scares the others because he’ll sometimes let himself fall)

-> helps Peter steal from candy stores

-> AWFUL cook, has burnt water.

-> cusses at Peter in German because he knows Peter doesn’t have the patience to learn the language

-> hates faux leather

-> goes to Europe at least once a week because “the food is much better”

-> enjoys being “pet” but has hissed at people for touching him without asking

-> he’s had fleas (Peter’s fault)

-> LOVES reptiles. Is fascinated with how they don’t burn under heat

Peter Maximoff

-> had a hamster wheel made special for him so he could get his zoomies out

-> “real food is boring.” (13 cavities)

-> has been caught ON CAMERA stealing

-> once dated a girl who lived across the world from him & ran to her place once a week (got so burned out from this he would stay with her for two days)

-> now that he’s in his twenties he gets burned out more easily and has to rest longer

-> one of the only times the world ever slowed down for him was the first time he tried an edible, he thought they were normal blondies. He was very wrong.

-> “this would be so much better with Kurt..” is a daily sentence people hear from him

Nightcrawler x Peter

-> share a bed after missions so they know the other is really alive

-> CONSTANTLY get into small fist fights

-> Kurt has stolen Peter’s shirts more than once

-> Kurt has 3 alarms (7, 7:30, 8:00) Peter turns all of them off before they sleep so they “accidentally” miss missions

-> Kurt has, on more than one occasion, awoke to Peter staring at him while they are supposed to be sleeping

-> Peter is a sleep talker, Kurt is a sleep hitter

-> most of the mansion was surprised when they found out the two of them were dating because of Peter’s string of week long relationships

-> Peter has a spray bottle that he sprays Kurt with when he’s being mean

-> Kurt sleeps best when laying on Peter’s chest with his tail wrapped around Peter’s leg

[frishbi]

my favorite german teleporter :D

[joanofexys]

queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

[mike-png]

Logan trying to watch tv in peace; mission appears to be impossible. (Click on the image for higher quality)

[crazkawsay]

Kurt reading the Bible for the first time

[bigimango]

They never learn

And a close up of the two gremlins

[mellosghosts]

this is what you get for dating an atheist

original

[mavratt]

the x men brainrot is real and it got me

the silly boy!! Kurt!!!

ignore my handwriting lol

original that i'm referencing:

[darealsaltysam]

xmcu tweets part 3 !! i got lazy with these half of them are just tiktok sounds and tumblr posts el oh el

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[kazodus]

came to me in a dream

[catboybrak]

Shit post for y'all <3

[captain-astors]

Redraw of that one variant cover for Uncanny X-Men #3. I love Nightcrawler dearly.

[meioof]

i love x men 97

[milkymolle]

siblings siblings siblings siblings

[paparaxote]

i never uploaded this here so here i am, late for the party

it started as a challengers redraw meme but then i took it seriously

[bigimango]

Some fluffy sketches~