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[yoichichi]

NEW THEME IS SEXIIIII

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[justiisms]

"Since carrot cake has carrots as a main ingredient, does that mean that that cake can be classified as a vegetable?" *kaito is having quite the midnight mumble as he lays on his bed while staring up at the stars!*

"By that logic, an apple pie would be a fruit... Hmm... Putting it that way, it makes the carrot cake sound less weird..."

"That's not how it works, dum dum..." Chortles Phanty as he throws a light pillow at his head upon entering! "You only count the carrots as the vegetables, not even entire cake... same for only the apples in an apple pie counting as the fruit, not the entire pie, itself. Trust me, if whole ass desserts could be counted as vegetables if the main ingredient is one, don't you think I would have been using that convienient excuse right now with Bro or Boberry? Hehehe..."

He winks, giving him a playful nudge before ruffling his hair~ "Annnyway, doofus: they're both dessrerts no matter how you slice or dice it. But to really give you a brain teaser: what about that horridic sounding tomato soup cake? Is that a fruit or vegetable, hmmm? Heheheh!!"

[theambitiouswoman]

Best foods for gut health 🌿🥥🥕

- Kimchi

- Sauerkraut

- Bone Broth

- Kefir

- Fibers (Fruits/Chia/Flax)

- Turmeric

- Peppermint

- Clove

- Pomegranate

- All Types of Berries

- Dark Chocolate

- Coconut Oil

- Eggs

- Beef

- Liver

- Wild Game

- Citrus Fruits

- Blueberries

- Seafood

- Oysters

- Cacao

- Aloe Vera

- Colostrum

- Cow Gelatin

- Fermented Foods

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[voghe]

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[kthecutest]

hi 😘

love ur works so far. May I please request a…story?drabble? Sry not sure what to call it. But a…..thingie…..about Yuma’s kinks or things he’d say during sex along with some places he’d do it or situations the members almost caught u in or smth. Thank u

Yuma's kinks:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ

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Genre : NSFW (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ 🥕 A/N ೃ⁀➷ MINORS DNI

Degradation

You definitely knew you’re messing with a big shot when it comes to a partner like Yuma. With the amount of teasing he’d do daily to his hyung, it’s already an obvious sign on what goes on in the bedroom. Yuma will just not shut up – this boy will run his mouth with every kind of degrading, humiliating words he could pick up on. Would make you feel humiliating as shit, and would get off on you submitting to his insults thrown at you. Would have you gushing and breaking from the overloaded in-take of his degrading words coated in his sugary voice that you’ve once found adorable – but now beating you up mentally - echoing in your ears while he pumps his fingers as humanly fast as possible, in-and-out of your gaping hole. – “Wonder how the members would think when they see their innocent little visitor’s face, covered in drool and tears~, hm baby?”

Exhibitionism

You’re pissed off, cornered in the boys’ practice room – the other boys focused on their relentless practice while instead a sneaky kitty behind you was practically slacking off – his main focus on something else. It’s been about 20 minutes now, your legs were already wobbly and shaking while Yuma’s hands are still in their constant pace of movement, up and down your folds. As time goes by, you only got wetter and weaker – maybe because Yuma wasn’t giving you the real deal (his finger) or maybe because everyone else was in this clear-view room right now, a whole horizontal mirror plastered across the wall-up-front. And this isn’t the first time that Yuma would get you in situations like these. Would whisper dirty little humiliating comments into your ear while he fingers you until you manage to squirt from all the pressure surrounding you.

Brat Tamer

Yuma HATES it when he gets teased or taunted (evident in the time the kitty got all angy at his K hyung for his teases LMAO) So it’s common knowledge that he won’t be taking any shit from you ESPECIALLY in bed. If you ever get the wonderful idea of teasing him in any way or have an attitude with him, he’ll make sure to fuck that bratty attitude straight out of you. Would probably have his hands wrapped around your neck and pin you by his arm strength alone on the nearest surface. Yuma may not have a stamina comparable to K or his other hyungs but at least you know that it’s unbearable to you. Will fuck your brains out and you’d be left passed out in the morning. Definitely one of the best tamers out there. He doesn’t have any planned out strategy to tame your wild ass like K or Fuma but his wild unpredictable attacks are effective enough.

Pet Play

Normally, he’d be YOUR kitty but when he doesn’t feel like it no more, the tables have turned. You’re now HIS kitty; and being his kitty isn’t an easy job. He’ll have you walking on all fours – just for the humiliating factor – he knows you love it anyway; he can obviously get a good view of your wet panties that just kept getting wetter as time passes from being stared at constantly by his sharp eyes. You’d have your personal choker and would probably be even placed in a sexy lingerie that seemed to do absolutely nothing to cover your perked nipples. The cat ears and the furry tail plugged in your asshole are also a must of course of course. Not that you’re complaining even if the cold feeling in your hole was bothering you when you moved around; you already knew you’re getting an even bigger reward afterwards.

Overstimulation

Overstimulating you is practically like a hobby to Yuma. He’ll be trying to get at it whenever he gets his chance. He tries to convince you to let him eat you out which you kept declining after what happened last time – he wouldn’t stop for hours and you ended up passing out – and his very reasoning was “I’m sorry babyyy I got distracteddd, you know I can’t help myself.” But seeing his pleading kitty eyes, you couldn’t resist which led to giving in. Not 15 minutes in, you’re already regretting your decision because this mans is already signs of his ‘forgetfulness’ Next thing you know, it’s already been over an hour and his head still hasn’t come out from between your legs; staring up at you with doe eyes – an inaudible smirk forming on his face. I guess it’s your fault for being stupid enough to be swayed by his excuse.

Voyeurism

Not that Yuma enjoys the idea of sharing but oh welp he could definitely learn a few tricks or two from his hyungs I guess. Most of the time, he’d find you getting groped or rubbed on by his hyungs whenever he gets back home from work. The only reaction you’d get out of him is a shrug as he drops his bag and relaxes on the couch watching y’all and taking mental notes. You’d sleep over at the boys’ dorm once in a while, it’s fun to hang out with all of them either way; Yuma would take this chance to fuck you under the blankets while the other ‘sleep.’ You swear you could feel eyes set on you for sure but when you bring this up, you always receive a “Love, pay attention to me.” He’s just reallyyyy needy for attention; definitely not distracting your focus to allow his members to beat their cock at the sight (EXCEPT MAKI OFC, THAT BOI GOTTA GO IN THE LIVING ROOM)

Aftercare

Clingy boy. Will do all the clean up and all but he’s just not too experienced on what to do with you exactly. Would just shower you and then put you in his hoodie before he’s already all over you again. Will wrap you around in a thick mattress while he hugs you so tight you think you’d probably suffocate (YUMA LET US BREATHE FR)

Next morning? – Would probably use the fact that you’re all unstable and wobbly because he’s fucked the living soul out of you last night, as a factor to tease you. “Mhm~ who was the one even talking me down yesterday hm~?” You’d probably grit your teeth at him like EXCUSE YOU; but you know that even if you try to hold an attitude at him, you’ll always end up this way – count out the parts where you act all different just to get a fuck out of him.  

[ic1101-tanazios]

Cambrian Dashboard Simulator: obscure lads!

🥔 nonvermiform

Does anyone else here enjoy some nice silt every now and again?

🫂 embracingbeast Follow

literally nobody cares about you and your fellow mud-eaters, Saccorhytus

swedish_cyclopsdeactivated1003065012

I’ll have you know that anti-meiofaunal speech like that is incredibly nicheist. What’s he supposed to do about it, suddenly grow to as big as an Isoxys?

🦞 shrimp_from_oland Follow

I second that. As a fellow sediment-feeder myself, I can confirm swedish_cyclops’s views are true.

🗡️ laminatedlad Follow

bro wtf are you gonna do you’re like 1 mm long

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🔦 alightinthedark

🪛 chaetognatha_stem Follow

Me obviously, I eat isoxyids for breakfast. I’m also twice the size of @proclamation_claw.

🦂 omnidens_worshipper

You do realise your phylum is dying out, right? Plus, I’m bigger than you and don’t even bother with the isoxyids.

21,947 notes 🪳just_mosiing_along

me when I have the entirety of the beach to myself

🐟fishfromhaikou Follow

you’re lucky to have such a good life. i have to worry about radiodonts eating me or getting washed up on the shore and left to people like you

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🌲petalonamae_fan Follow

bro what happened in the last 40 million years I swear the Ediacaran was yesterday

🌊 beforejawswerecool

did you accidentally settle onto those paucipodia brownies @incertae_sedis made?

because I don’t think 40 million years of memory loss is normal.

🪶 wonderfulfeather Follow

t h e y t o l d m e a p r o p h e c y

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🥕not_a_spiralian Follow

reblog if you hate lobopodians

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🪸 the_king_omnidens

hey

#lobopodia #pambdeluriidae #maotianshan reef

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👻 phantomofruinwash

it feels nice to finally be described as Mobulavermis adustus. I’ve also finally gotten a fossil with a preserved head!

🦀shu’s_shrimp Follow

speak for yourself. i’ve barely been mentioned in the literature and only have an abstract available.

🇷🇺 kuonamka_tardigrade

you guys have scientific names?

#kuonamkaformation #tardigrade

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🧢meio_beret

hey @nonvermiform, how are you doing? it’s always nice to see you again with no company on the Yanjiahe seafloor but the weird stalked things.

🥔 nonvermiform

Doing alright. Although there were some radiodonts that tried to get a sifter to eat me.

🐋romip65415 Follow

still gonna eat you, @nonvermiform

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(this is for you @ravewing)

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[mildchoco]

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[thefutureofhellbelongstome]

‘ I.. Sir, You are—.. K I L L I N G M E right now— I—.. Mmhh… Mhhhhhhhhhh.. I’m.. I-.. I should go do my job!- Hah.. Yeah.. I.. I should leave.’

- Joseph 🥕

(He likes being called darling, but you’re also breaking this man right now he needs a break.)

"Do whatever you like, darling. Take a break if you need, but make sure to come right back here to me, alright?"

[planetary]

can we all love and drink juice? i kisss stwling juic from school. i lut it in my hoodie packettes. i played rome o in my class romeo and julief. and my friends said i would look hot if i was a boy. rhey didnt even jnow! i think i smoked the boy weed that makes you a boy because im havinf kind of a boy momet. im Man Cadi now manly cadi. masculine cadi. cado. arcadio angelo. devil!!! one million devilsupon the earth! lest we trip and fall we jave to STOP THEM 🛑 RAAAAAHHRRRR (Tiger scream.)

So can you he/him me now for a little while and my boy name is Jupiter or Steak (joke dor steak its not my name but i do love to eat it) or william howard taft joined weeser or i can’t remember other names i like ill get my Goo Goo Dock You Mint (goole documant)

Okay I can be Callisto too and briar if thats for boys. Jupiter/Callisto or nickolas unless thats weird to doa d isador i would say but it makes me sound like a french man who wouldn’t be your friend and i would ve your friend and i am not french but i went there and fell aslele on a fench wnd w guy fvaped jn my face (strabwrry scented ) and cars didnt stop if you were walkinf and the lourve got hot becayse the goass roof and theres garbage cand everyrhwee! and i had a bad time in the hotel one night because of some problems with behavuor. and the instant messagimg app. Oh dhit i forgot i havw to do something slimy and sludgey like gloop and oonk slop bongo 🥁 the drums and drumsticks for playing itwait its not a bomko drum at all thats so fucking stupid i can make a carot thougk olllllllllll

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Big one

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and now it left forever so whatever it was limited edition and if you missed it youre shit out of luck lol sorry meow yeah

Inforgot yeah im boy cadi im boy mode im man guy mode im gonna kiss all of my gay man followers before my gender changes back into a pumpkin at midnight. sorry unless you didnt get mad af me

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[cookbouffe]

Saison du Potage: featuring this super simple Potato & Carrot soup 🥕🥔

If you're looking for one of the easiest soup recipes, look no further! With the cold months arriving rather rapidly, this soup can be prepared very quickly and will be guaranteed to be a hit.

I N G R E D I E N T S · 2 boxes of beef broth (I used Campbell's low sodium boxes, but you can use whichever you prefer. Substitute with vegetable broth to be vegetarian-friendly) · Approximately 2.5lbs of carrots · Approximately 6-8 Yukon Gold Yellow potatoes, but you can use Russetts as well. · About 1/4 of a Spanish Onion · 1 tsp of minced garlic (fresh or from jar works) · 2 tbsp of Butter · 2-3 tbsp of Black Pepper or to taste (you want the soup to have a nice peppery kick to it) · 1 tbsp of Oregano · 1 tbsp of Basil · 2-3 Bay Leaves

T O O L S · Cutting board · Knife to chop carrots, potatoes, and onions with · Big cooking pot · Ladel · Blender with a Purée function (ideally)

P R E P T I M E · Start by cutting your onion and dicing it finely (doesn't have to be perfect, we'll be putting this in a blender in the end). Once the onion is cut, set aside for now · Peel carrots and chop them into medium-thick pieces. Once chopped, set aside. · Peel potatoes and chop them into medium-sized cubes. Once chopped, set aside.

R E C I P E · Start by heating your big pot on the stove, medium-high heat. Once hot, add your butter and let it melt. Once melted, add the minced garlic and let it sweat for 1-2 mins. Once the garlic looks translucent, add onion to the pot. Simmer until the onion is soft and translucent. · After sweating the garlic and onion, add one box of the broth and the carrots. Let simmer for approximately 10 minutes. · After the carrots have simmered for 10 minutes, add the last box of broth to the pot and add potatoes. Let simmer for 5-8 minutes. · After the potatoes have been simmering, add the bay leaves, black pepper, oregano, and basil. Stir occasionally. · Let simmer on medium heat for approximately one hour, or until potatoes and carrots are sufficiently tender. · Remove from heat and let cool for approximately 15 minutes. · Once cooled down, remove the bay leaves, take the ladle, and add the contents of the pot (with a greater ratio of vegetables to broth) to the blender. · Select the purée option until you get a thick consistency. Once puréed, move to a heat-safe bowl. Continue this process until all contents have been processed in the blender. · Let cool down for an additional 10 minutes. · Serve in a bowl with fresh pieces of baguette. Voilà, enjoy la bonne bouffe 🍽️

Please let us know what you think of this soup and send us pictures of your recreations! Bonne dégustation!

[thenamelessdepths]

They all appreciate your admiration!

I'm realizing I should give them all names. 🤔The papa carrot has one at least. His name is C. C. Short for Captain Carrot. 😂

I shall call the smaller carrot, Lieutenant Little Carrot, or L. L. C. For short🎖️🥕

For the Eels, Chewy and Eelatouille. Yes, I like that.

That was easier than I thought it would be.

Eelatouille is a great name for an eel. The best, even.

[nogenderbee]

NEWWW QUESTION!!! What vocaloid (that aremt crypton-loids) do you wish to be added in prosekai?? Mines gumi!! She'd fit in so well with vbs and l/n:DD

🥕🥕

-daily! anon

NOOOO don't steal my answer ToT

I swear I was about to say Gumi- she was like the first Vocaloid I took a like of when I officially entered Vocaloid fandom, it just feels wrong not to get here there!!

So yeah, my answer would definitely be Gumi, and as much as I'd like to get some more creative answer and say... Vflower for example because he's nice too, Gumi is my absolute favorite girl <3 maybe even higher than Luka and trust me, that's something!!

So yeah I'm sorry dear anon but I had to repeat answer because omg my girl <3 loce her smm

But honestly, as I see her fitting into l/n or vbs and I'd also would like to add wxs with no explaining why, I'm curious what'd her niigo persona be... like, would they keep our girl boss or would they flip her a bit? You can easily tell I find niigo VS the most interesting-

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#5

THE WAY I SCREAMED 👁️👄👁️

The things he says... That's gotta be on purpose right???? HE KNOWS THE POWER HE HOLDS

279 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

#4

Happy Birthday Sergeant

Drabble

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader

Summary: Bucky hates celebrating his birthday, that is until you forgot about it

Warnings: mention of a blowjob, lil bit of sadness, fluff but it's not that fluffy??

Wc: 1k

a/n: Today is TLOML's birthday and words cannot express just how special he is to me, Bucky Barnes deserves everything good in this life and I'm gonna give it to him <3, anyways, happy reading!

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291 notes - Posted March 10, 2022

#3

L.O.V.E

Pairing: Mob!Bucky x Plus size!Fem!Reader (no mention of ethnicity)

Summary: Bucky wants to offer you more than love

Warnings: underage drinking (reader is 20), a little low self esteem, self image issues, smutty (foreplay, implied oral and smut), tiny amount of angst, shitty father (not the reader’s), mention of a gun.

Wc: 4k

a/n: a little late buuut, Happy valentines everyone! I have very mixed feelings about this one lol, also,this was supossed to be pure fluff lmao, oh well… I hope you enjoy <3 And I would like to specify that the reader had a tough time figuring out what she wanted to do after high school so that’s why she JUST applied for collage (it’s ok to not know what you want for your life, there’s no rush, you get to choose your own path).

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352 notes - Posted February 16, 2022

#2

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Pairing: DBF!Lloyd Hansen x Fem!Reader(no mention of ethnicity)

Summary: You thought you were happy, you thought you’d never see him again… you were wrong.

w/c: 4.8k

Warnings: smut (needy/semi-rough sex), Possessive behaviour, lil bit toxic relationship, mention of a blowjob,  degradation kink, barely noticeable dumbification, cheating(not on reader) , big age difference, Reader is in mid 20s and Lloyd is in late 40s(in flashbacks reader is 19-21), please let me know if I missed anything <3

a/n: a few days ago I dreamed that Chris Evans fucked me real good right after my wedding(don't even remember who I married lmao), that’s the first dream I’ve remembered in YEARS so I had to turn it into a fic, plus @camilledove @forever-aria @buckys-bitchhh practically BEGGED(literally just asked once) me to write this, this is for them <3

this is not beta'd, any and all mistakes are my own, I'm sorry if this fic gets confusing.

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My #1 post of 2022

Im about to throw a fit 😤

1,013 notes - Posted February 25, 2022

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[uniquezombiedestiny]

HI HI!!! 🧅 🥕 for bella and 🥭 🍋 for vera?

literally rubbed my hands together deviously when i saw this ask

for bella:

🧅 [ONION] What is surefire to make your OC cry? Who knows of this information?

death and loss. especially if theres nothing to be done. permanent loss just hits, probably because of how many people both died and just disappeared in t589, plus just suddenly losing her family then the c127 guys. and ofc its just sad in general - suffering in general hurts her heart even as a longtime l corp agent

owen probably knows that tbh since they stayed pretty close to eachother throughout t589, but whenever shes emotional she tends to hide it. most people dont know and she wants to keep it that way

tbh bella cries kinda.. easily? subconsciously? she tends to cry but not realize it, like in the laundry room. as a kid she ended up seeing a lot of death and loneliness in t589, and the first instinct of crying kinda just cemented itself there.

as captain though (and as she grew up) she a) started going into like. serious mode to deal with shit (ex. when she used pink the in the shelter) and b) purposefully kept her emotions in check more. but when shes alone they just spring back up (more examples. bc i like to point out things in my writing :3 after The Safety Incident with lunas, laundry room ofc, and after the pink and shelter thing*)

*unrelated fun fact: in cc after that i wanted to imply she felt sick and vomited, but rereading it can also be interpreted as self harming :3 <- evil

🥕 [CARROT] How tough is your OC against certain situations? How weak are they against others?

when it comes to stressful situations, especially in combat/trying to protect others, she acts more serious and walled off. but in the aftermath her walls tend to crumble

for sillier situations though. she is not immune to the silly. she can resist it but eventually she will cave. put her with ppodae for long enough and she will exit containment with him /hj

for vera:

🥭 [MANGO] What colours best represent them and why? Does this differ from their favourites?

red!!!! warmer colors represent her well, which are also her favorite colors :) i think shed like the primary ones, plus cyan purple and pink. she loves pleasant gradients.

color meanings :3 from this page

red - passion, excitement, love, but also danger and anger. orange - creativity, warmth, happiness. this one doesnt have any negative meanings lmao. also grabs attention like red! yellow - optimism and cheer, but also intellect and caution. + alarm and sickness (i can totally see this in some art based around the negative meanings where theres just. a blaringly bright yellow background)

shes very passionate and happy, but also impulsive and dangerous, both to herself and others. like super red. on the inside though she is more mellow and intelligent than she acts, yellow and orange.

all the colors grab attention like i said, and yeah she likes to do that. she wants to appeal to everyone and make them all happy :)

🍋 [LEMON] What is their kryptonite/ultimate weakness?

she takes on more than she can handle. in her own story she focuses so hard on dealing with the timeloop entirely alone that she goes out of her mind with stress. even in more mundane things shell try and go alone, which ig shows a side of her i havent looked into much.

for all of her friendliness she doesnt really trust people as much as she lets on. she doesnt expect them to come save her. she tries to be their friend and appeal to them but assumes that they only see her friendship as something passing or fickle.

everything i said about her applies to dnd vera as well! she also tries to be everyones friend and like a beacon of warmth, but thinks they dont care as much as they do. she revels in the communities she finds as she travels, cementing the temporariness of it all in her mind. and so, she takes it all on alone, and when she fails she can only fall back on herself.

shes assuming the party is going to abandon her soon since she practically almost killed them (and herself!) - mostly from her past, but also from the views of friendship shes made in her mind. like cutting off a deal because she couldnt uphold it. (also on that note i couldnt see through the fog of angst </3 she wont be mad at them for coming back!!! more just. surprised and happy, but assuming it isnt gonna last.)

[nyx-selfship]

about me

💌 | main blog: @nighttime-butterflies-sys

dni for this blog is different than the one listed there, please read *this* dni!

💌 | name: nyx

💌 | age: minor

I'm ok with adults interacting, just please don't be weird

💌 | pronouns: they/them

I've been selfshipping for a long time without realizing it, but I only recently put a label on it.

I selfship as a coping mechanism and for fun.

💌 | blog: yes, I'm aware my blog is very cutesy, even annoyingly so. no, I don't care. no, I'm not a little kid. no, I'm not going to change it unless I myself want to. no, it's not yandere-themed, I just like the love letter aesthetic.

💌 | system: yes, you can ask questions about my system, just please direct them at the main. yes, one of my f/os is a source character for an introject in my system. no, I'm not dating the introject.

f/o list, tagging system, dni, and byf below the cut 💌

f/o list

I'm happy to share f/os!

romantic (in no particular order)

Rantaro Amami - Danganronpa V3

💌 | tag: 🥑and that makes sixteen🥑

Kusuo Saiki - The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

💌 | tag: 🍮yare yare🍮

Sebastian Michaelis - Black Butler

💌 | tag: 🔪simply one hell of a butler🔪

L Lawliet - Death Note

💌 | tag: 🍰I am L🍰

Shuichi Saihara - Danganronpa V3

💌 | tag: no tag yet

Kokichi Ouma - Danganronpa V3

platonic

💌 | tag: 🎲it's a lie!🎲

Kaido Shun - The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

💌 | tag: ⚡the jet-black wings⚡

Sasha - Animal Crossing

💌 | tag: 🥕hoppity🥕

Sayori - Doki Doki Literature Club

💌 | tag: 🍪I want breakfast🍪

Yuri - Doki Doki Literature Club

💌 | tag: 🖋️I love you🖋️

Natsuki - Doki Doki Literature Club

💌 | tag: 🧁eagles can fly🧁

Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Ciel Phantomhive - Black Butler

💌 | tag: 📂just Monika📂

💌 | tag: no tag yet

tagging system

(this is here mostly so I can remember it lol, will be added to as I post more)

nyx.comfort - comforting posts, mostly for me to look back on when I'm sad

ok to reblog - what it says, feel free to reblog (will only be on my own posts)

don't reblog - what it says, please don't reblog (will only be on my own posts)

+ all the f/o tags which are in the lists

dni

pr0shipper

homophobic/transphobic/racist/etc

you're against selfshipping (why are you here lol)

you're here to start drama

ed/th1n$p0 blog (even if you're documenting recovery, this is for my own safety)

byf

I am a minor

I am the host of a mixed-origin system

I am autistic and have ADHD

I am pro-mspec lesbian

I am pro-self diagnosis