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forecast0ctopus · 6 months ago
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they shouldve had a tos episode where they had to wear tuxedos for whatever reason.. i love it when they have to wear funny disguises….
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dayundying · 10 months ago
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I FINALLY FINISHED IT WOOOOOOOOO
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osseous-lesion · 1 year ago
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I redesigned Alastor again because I can't help myself lmao
I've gotten into historical fashion again since I took a class on it this last fall semester, so I worked that into the design a bit more. The coat is a little too fitted for the 20s or 30s, but I think a fitted look is nicer on him lol. I also stuck with giving him more dear features in his face because I think it's fun :) I've been seeing people make his antlers little radio tower-looking things and I'm literally in love with that idea, so that's thrown in there too. A lot of the microphones I was looking at that were used for radio shows in the 20s were circular, so that's why I changed Alastor's staff, but I didn't think a pentagram would make a ton of sense because that's Lucifer's symbol. I also wanted to stray away from Vodou or voodoo imagery because the way it shows up in the show isn't the most respectful. I think his powers make more sense as something Lovecraftian based, but I was kind of iffy about even doing that because Lovecraft was a racist shitbag and his works cannot be separated from that with how ingrained it was in his writing. Personally, I think the Lovecraftian mythos has kind of evolved past what H.P. Lovecraft wrote, and he's kind of forgotten in a lot of media that spawns from or takes inspiration from his work, which is great and that's how it should be. Anyway, Alastor's staff is the Necronomicon symbol, and the rest of the symbols are either radio symbols or Lovecraftian god symbols. I gave him a little spade on his tale because I think his staff in the show kind of looks like a spade, and that's a little asexual symbol, so I thought it was a fun thing to tack on there Last thing I thought would be fun was if the color literally drained from him as he got panicked or angry. I've seen a lot of black and white Alastor designs, and I'm in love with them all, so I wanted to incorporate that a little bit.
Anyway, this was just a conglomerate of a bunch of ideas and passing thoughts lol
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nazumichi · 1 year ago
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if mei has a million fans im one of them, if
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irradiatedsnakes · 2 years ago
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my youtube flaw is that i cant resist a leftist video making fun of jordan peterson ever. ro ramdin just dropped a new one and we’re in hell did one recently too. my other youtube flaw is that i unfortunately really enjoy jordan peterson’s ridiculous suits
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lightblueminecraftorchid · 2 months ago
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Love putting life updates in my very full queue which can only post twice a day bc the setting to change the post rate is broken for me.
Anyway hi future Blue what pronouns and name are you using rn? Bc I am using she/they rn and going by Blue (and irl name).
But also I woke up this morning and felt… kinda weird? Like. I love feminine things but I don’t love them today. Feels kinda uncomfortable. And I don’t like looking masculine but I kinda like it? Today? It’s weird. Maybe it’s bc I’m wearing a yellow shirt and they/them is yellow. Idk.
Point being I’m having a Gender Moment and I’m hoping you’re doing better than I am in that respect.
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hey-heigo · 1 year ago
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when it comes to bad media with bad writing anyone can have any take they want and it's really whatever. the same rule of thumb generally applies with any media really but when it comes to a good story that was clearly crafted with care, that has layers and themes and really really good worldbuilding and complex characters, it gets a little annoying to see people completely misconstrue it or else make it into something else entirely
yeah fiction is fiction and i am no one's cop but that's not gonna stop me from having to take a deep breath and hit the block button whenever i see some god awful puddle shallow take
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sardonyyx · 1 year ago
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Imagine getting vibe-checked across the bar by team rocket. i’m rod sterling
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dandyshucks · 10 months ago
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staring at myself in the mirror (in my mind) and shaking my head in tired exasperation. girl this is a blog about kissing fictional characters. you are a strange little man with the disposition of a cornered prey animal who's been toyed with repeatedly by the hunting predator. what are you DOING making serious posts !!!
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yume-fanfare · 1 year ago
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anatomy classes this and how to draw hands that, what i really need is a class on types of suit lapels and tie knots
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saturnaous · 6 days ago
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I don't careeee I DON'T CAREEE. I DON'T CARE IF PEAK LAPELS WEREN'T IN FASHION AT THE TIME. I GENUINELY COULD NOT CARE LESS. I WILL PUT TENNA IN PEAK LAPELS IF IT KILLS ME. PEAK LAPELS ARE MY FAVORITE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO RIP OFF MY HANDS TO GET THEM AWWAY FROM ME
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heich0e · 4 months ago
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"c'mere."
katsuki was so... normal all evening. so subdued. dinner with your friends was nice in a familiar, comfortably unremarkable way. everyone who gathered around the table at the restaurant had chatted happily, getting each other up to date on any developments in their personal or professional lives. jokes were made about the high school days, and failed romantic endeavours (mainly denki's), and tenya's new haircut that he doesn't quite like.
then the bills were paid, and rides were arranged, and katsuki walked you to the car with a hand on the small of your back.
it was normal. everyone was normal.
but now katsuki's like this.
he has you pinned up against the wall just inside the barely-closed door of your shared apartment before you can even take off your shoes. his mouth is hot on yours, licking messily into your mouth in a way that makes you dizzy.
"katsuki, wait—oh!" your head thumps back against the wall behind you as your boyfriend hitches one of your legs up around his waist and grinds the defined musculature of his upper thigh between yours.
"done waiting," he grunts out quietly against your parted lips, pressing your bodies even closer together.
this isn't like him; the freneticism, the almost stifling haste with which katsuki is trying to devour you. he's usually more reserved than this. more trepidatious. katsuki has always treated you like you were precious. too precious, you sometimes think. like an antique sake set made of porcelain so fine that it could shatter in a too-tight grip—like something he couldn't afford to break.
"what's gotten into you?" you ask as katsuki's mouth trails white-hot down your throat towards your collarbone, the kisses he presses against your skin searing as he moves on to the next.
his only answer is to slip his hands up underneath the skirt of your dress, hooking his fingers underneath the waistband of your panties and tugging them down your thighs.
"katsuki!" you gasp in surprise as the cool air kisses the slickness of your newly-exposed skin.
the pad of katsuki's thumb brushes your clit, and your knees nearly buckle.
"katsuki, stop."
it's quiet after you push him away from you, the air heavy as you laboriously draw it into your aching lungs.
katsuki stands at arm's length, frozen in surprise. in spite of his strength—overpowering you in every possible physical way—he hadn't resisted you in the slightest when you instinctively pushed against him. if anything, he'd willingly taken the step back to give you the distance you need.
he looks at you though his lashes, his chin tucked down towards his chest, half-hurt and half-guilty.
"sorry," he says quietly, mumbled through pursed lips as he shuffles another half step back.
your hand shoots out towards him, grabbing him by the lapel of his unzipped jacket.
"hey," you say, equally quiet but less sheepish than his own words. "don't do that."
katsuki lets you pull him back into your space as effortlessly as you'd pushed him away. you like it when he's close like this. like when that soft, sweet sort of smell that always clings to him envelops you too.
"i'm happy to let you take off whatever article of my clothes you want, i'd just like to take my shoes off first," you say to him, so close your lips are almost brushing. the tops of katsuki's cheeks are rosy, and his lashes are fluttering as he listens to your words. you smile a little. "if that's not too much to ask."
katsuki helps you out of your heels, and then clings to you all the way down the hallway into your bedroom where the two of you go toppling into bed. your boyfriend is normally militant about not letting 'outside clothes' into the sheets, but he says nothing about either of your outfits on the soft cotton as he pulls your body on top of his.
but nothing about katsuki is normal tonight. you've already figured that much out.
you just can't quite understand why.
"you're raring to go tonight," you say with a laugh as katsuki's hands slip up under your dress again, this time with you ensconced upon his lap. your panties are somewhere in the genkan, so this time there's no barrier between his touch and your skin.
"what's wrong with that?" katsuki bites back, but even in his snark he's still soft with you. deftly, his hands slip around to the back of your dress, sitting up so the two of you are chest to chest in bed, and tugs the zipper of the garment down. the material slips down your arms until the dress is left pooled around your waist, nothing but your bare skin left on display. it's hard to make out the colour of katsuki's eyes in the dark, but it's impossible to miss the desire in his gaze as it traces over your newly exposed chest. "what's so wrong about me wanting you?"
you pause for a moment as you consider his unexpectedly earnest words. "there's nothing wrong with it," you finally reply, reaching up and tracing your fingers through the blonde hair at his temple. "it's just a little weird."
"weird?" katsuki echoes, but his repetition sounds incredulous.
he uses a hand on the small of your back—just like how he'd walked you to your car after dinner, but this time a bit more forceful—to pull your body back against his. you brace your hands on his shoulders as you sit in his lap, staring down at him.
"i've been in love with you since we were fifteen," katsuki says. it's ardent. insistent, even. like he's desperate for you to understand. "i've wanted you since we were fifteen. there's nothin' weird about it."
you blink. a little dumbstruck. a little lovesick.
and suddenly you understand his behaviour a little more. it's all a bit clearer.
you dip down, pressing a featherlight kiss to katsuki's lips. then another; deeper and longer.
"you were feeling nostalgic, huh?" you murmur breathlessly against katsuki's mouth, cupping his face between your palms. his cheeks are burning hot underneath your touch. it makes butterflies lick in the pit of your stomach.
you'd caught katsuki's eyes on you a few times tonight at dinner, but really hadn't thought much of it. at one point you'd moved seats to chat with momo about her upcoming wedding (and to admire the ring on her finger) and more than once you'd met katsuki's gaze from the other end of the table where he was seated with the boys.
katuski kisses the back of his teeth, tilting his face away from you slightly.
"fuckin'... izuku said something earlier that just..." he seems to be struggling to find the words. you give him the time he needs. "said some sappy shit about growin' up. about how we all ended up happy."
you feel a twinge in your chest as katsuki mumbles the admission. he's struggling to meet your gaze, and instead leans his forehead against your chest.
"and i looked at you across the table, 'n i just... i kept thinkin' about being a fifteen year old brat staring at you across a classroom. kept thinkin' about how he'd never believe it if i could tell him how we ended up."
it's quiet for a moment as katsuki holds you. and you hold him. the hot, hot flush of his face against your bare skin.
"fifteen-year-old you probably would've tried to kick thirty-year-old you's ass."
katsuki laughs, a warm wash of breath breaking against your skin.
"yeah, probably." he nods, finally lifting his head. he stares up at you, his hands patting gently up and down your back. he smirks a little. "woulda popped a boner at the thought of seein' you like this, too."
"so the two of you have that in common, huh?" you tease him, wiggling your hips a little in his lap where proof of your accusation presses against you.
katsuki kisses you to hide the smile on his face, twisting both of your bodies to lay you down against the soft sheets of your shared bed that katsuki dutifully launders every sunday. he slips your dress down your hips to leave you bare, and tugs his own t-shirt off to join it on the bedroom floor soon after.
"katsuki?"
the man suckling a bruise into your throat groans a little at your quiet call of his name. "if you push me away again i'm gon—"
"i love you too, y'know."
you feel him swallow hard, his face still tucked into the crook of your neck. his hands are trembling a little—just like the first time he touched you, a few years after graduation when your paths crossed again. you can feel his heart thundering in his chest.
your own beats just as loudly underneath it.
because fifteen year old katsuki wasn't the only one sneaking glances across the room. and katsuki isn't the only one who feels so grateful about how you two ended up happy together.
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yamiiwaii · 1 year ago
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you know the selfshipping get serious when you can guess your f/o based on a single detail from their design
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mcrdvcks · 4 months ago
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— goodnight n go
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summary: You and Matt are childhood friends who met at the orphanage. But people always assume you two are dating.
word count: 3.6k+
pairing: Matt Murdock x fem!reader
notes: as an og matt murdock stan, i can't believe i've never wrote for him. i hope this is accurate to his character!
and the title goodnight n go is a song by ariana grande from her album sweetener - which i fully believe is an underrated album
also i consider this taking place between dd s3 and ddba
warnings/tags: mentions of twirling/playing with hair, after endgame (so tony is dead😭), best friends to lovers, fluff, pining, oblivious idiots, slight angst, mention of injuries and blood
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“And don’t forget to clean the coffee filter. I don’t want anyone getting sick. Again.” You said, grabbing your purse.
“I swear, sometimes your worse than my mother.” Foggy replied, sipping from his mug.
Karen quirked a brow, “your mother isn’t exactly a role model for parenting.”
Matt let out a quiet chuckle, shaking his head. "She’s got a point, Foggy."
Foggy sighed dramatically, setting his mug down. "Yeah, yeah. I’ll clean the damn filter. But if I get coffee poisoning or whatever, I’m blaming you."
"You’ll live," you said, amused. You glanced at Matt, reaching out to fix the slightly crooked knot on his tie. "You should eat something before court."
"Not hungry," he replied, though he didn’t move away.
"You never are," you muttered, smoothing your hands over his lapels before stepping back. "Text me if you need anything."
Matt tilted his head slightly, a small smile playing on his lips. "You say that like you won’t just show up unannounced."
"Don’t tempt me." You grabbed your coat, leaning in to press a quick kiss to his cheek. "See you later."
"See you," Matt said, voice softer now.
You gave a quick wave to Foggy and Karen before heading for the door.
Foggy exhaled loudly as it closed behind you. "That was totally normal. Super normal. Just two friends being weirdly affectionate in front of their other friends."
Matt ignored him, reaching for his cane. "We’re close. That’s all."
Karen shot him a look. "You’re also full of shit."
Matt just smirked and walked out.
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It was late by the time you made it to Matt’s apartment, balancing a takeout bag in one hand as you knocked. You didn’t have to wait long—there was the distinct sound of locks clicking before the door swung open.
"You didn’t text," Matt said, leaning against the doorframe.
"You didn’t either," you shot back, stepping inside without invitation. "So I figured you probably forgot to eat. Again."
Matt sighed, but there was a hint of a smile on his face as he closed the door behind you. "You don’t have to keep feeding me, you know."
"You don’t have to keep skipping meals, but here we are," you said, setting the takeout on the counter.
Matt chuckled, walking over to the couch and sinking into it. "How was work?"
"Same as always. How was court?"
"Long," he admitted, rubbing a hand over his face. "But we won."
"Then that calls for a celebration." You grabbed the food containers and joined him on the couch, handing him one.
Matt took it, his fingers brushing over yours briefly. "You really didn’t have to do this."
"Yeah, well, I was already out, and I know your fridge is probably empty."
Matt smirked. "You checked my fridge?"
You rolled your eyes. "Not today, but I have a pretty good guess. And considering you didn’t argue…"
He huffed out a quiet laugh. "Fine. You got me."
You both ate in comfortable silence, the familiar hum of the city filtering in through the window. When you were done, you leaned back against the couch, letting out a content sigh.
Matt shifted beside you, his arm resting along the back of the couch. It was second nature when you tucked yourself closer, your head resting against his shoulder.
"You tired?" he asked, voice low.
"Mm, a little," you admitted.
Matt's fingers absently played with the ends of your hair, a familiar and comforting habit.
"You could stay," he murmured.
"You always say that," you said, eyes closed.
"And you always do."
You huffed a soft laugh but didn’t argue.
---
The scent of coffee pulled you from sleep, warm and rich, mingling with the quiet sounds of the city outside. You cracked one eye open, blinking at the unfamiliar ceiling before remembering—Matt’s apartment.
You stretched, groggy but comfortable, the sheets soft and warm around you. The space beside you was empty, but the dip in the mattress told you he hadn’t been gone long.
Dragging yourself up, you padded toward the kitchen, yawning as you leaned against the counter. Matt stood by the stove, pouring coffee like he had all the time in the world. He was still in the sweats and T-shirt he’d worn to bed, hair slightly messy, looking impossibly at ease.
"Didn’t wake you, did I?" he asked, already knowing the answer.
"You and your super-hearing," you muttered, rubbing your eyes. "I would’ve kept sleeping if your coffee didn’t smell so damn good."
Matt smirked, reaching for a second mug. "I’ll take that as a compliment."
You grabbed the hem of his shirt, tugging lightly as you stepped closer, resting your forehead against his shoulder. He huffed out a quiet laugh, free hand settling at your hip like it was second nature.
"Tired?"
"Mm. Your couch is comfy, but your bed is better."
"You say that like you weren’t the one who crawled in."
"Yeah, yeah," you mumbled, peeling away just enough to steal his coffee and take a sip.
Matt didn’t even try to stop you. "I was going to give you your own."
"You’re too slow."
"Or maybe I just like it when you steal from me."
You smirked against the rim of the mug, not missing the way his hand lingered at your waist. Instead of calling him out, you took another sip and turned toward the fridge.
"Pretty sure you don’t have food in here," you said, opening the door.
"You’d be correct," Matt said, completely unbothered.
You sighed, grabbing one of his hoodies off the back of a chair and pulling it on over your sleep shirt. "Guess we’re getting breakfast, then."
Matt hummed, setting his mug down before reaching out, fingers brushing over the sleeve. "You know you keep stealing my clothes, right?"
"You gonna do something about it, Murdock?"
His lips twitched, like he was holding back a smile. "Not a thing."
You grinned, grabbing his cane and tossing it to him before heading for the door. "C’mon, Devil Boy. Breakfast is on me."
"Generous," Matt mused, following after you without hesitation. "Just don’t expect me to let you steal my coffee and my food."
You didn’t bother responding. He’d let you do both anyway.
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You smoothed your hands down the fabric of your outfit, eyeing yourself in the mirror one last time. It wasn’t often that you got this dressed up—definitely not for work—but a Stark Industries gala demanded something a little more refined than your usual jeans and hoodie.
A knock at the door pulled you from your thoughts. When you opened it, Matt stood there, looking effortlessly put together in a sleek black suit. The tie was perfect, the hair just slightly tousled, and the way he carried himself made it impossible to tell that he wasn’t seeing any of it.
"You clean up nice, Murdock," you teased, grabbing your purse.
His lips quirked into a small smile. "You’re one to talk."
His voice had that subtle shift, the one that always came when he was taking you in—not with his eyes, but in the way only he could. He wasn’t just listening to your words; he was listening to the way your breath hitched slightly, the way your heartbeat quickened when he leaned in a fraction too close.
You cleared your throat, stepping back. "Ready?"
"Always," Matt said, offering his arm.
You rolled your eyes but took it anyway, his touch steady and warm as the two of you headed out.
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The gala was exactly what you expected—sleek, extravagant, and filled with people who had more money than they knew what to do with. The chatter was loud, glasses clinking as servers weaved through the crowd with trays of expensive champagne.
Matt stuck close to your side, his fingers lightly grazing your arm as the two of you maneuvered through the room. It wasn’t like he needed to be guided, but the contact was easy, familiar.
"Remind me again why I agreed to this?" he murmured near your ear.
"Because I asked nicely," you replied, plucking two glasses from a passing tray and handing him one.
"Mm. That must’ve been it."
You huffed a quiet laugh, taking a sip. The atmosphere was buzzing, but Matt seemed relaxed—more than you expected.
"Surprised you’re handling this so well," you admitted. "Figured the noise would drive you insane."
He smirked, tilting his head slightly. "I’m filtering most of it out. But you—" He shifted just a little closer, lowering his voice. "You’re easy to focus on."
Your fingers tightened slightly around your glass. He did not just say that with a straight face.
Before you could come up with a decent response, someone approached—one of your higher-ups at Stark Industries. You smiled, exchanging pleasantries, introducing Matt with an easy, "This is my friend, Matt Murdock."
Your boss smiled politely before turning to Matt. "It’s great to meet you. And what do you do?"
Matt’s lips twitched like he was holding back amusement. "I’m a lawyer."
"Ah, an honest profession," your boss said, clearly impressed. "And you’re here as—?"
"Her date," Matt said smoothly, with absolutely no hesitation.
Your brain short-circuited for half a second. Your boss nodded approvingly before launching into some talk about Stark’s latest legal team, but you barely heard a word of it.
Matt, meanwhile, looked completely unfazed. Like he hadn’t just said something that made your stomach flip.
The conversation wrapped up, and as soon as your boss was out of earshot, you leaned in slightly, keeping your voice low.
"Date?"
Matt just smiled, lifting his glass. "Figured that was easier than explaining whatever this is."
You squinted at him, but he only took a sip of his drink, calm as ever.
Damn him.
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At some point in the night, the gala turned into something more social—music playing, people moving toward the open dance floor. You weren’t much of a dancer, but Matt, of course, looked completely at ease, even without seeing the way people moved around him.
"You’re staring," Matt said suddenly, lips quirking.
You scoffed. "I am not."
"You are," he countered, setting his empty glass down. Then, as if it was the easiest thing in the world, he extended a hand. "Dance with me?"
You blinked. "You hate dancing."
"That’s not true."
"You avoid dancing."
Matt smirked. "And yet, I’m asking you."
You hesitated for half a second before sighing, setting your glass down and placing your hand in his. His fingers curled around yours, warm and firm as he pulled you toward the floor.
His other hand settled at your waist, light but certain. Yours rested against his shoulder, and for a moment, the world shrunk to just the two of you, the music humming around you as Matt led with an ease that shouldn’t have been possible.
"You’ve done this before," you murmured, impressed despite yourself.
"Few times," Matt admitted. "But this is the first time I’ve actually enjoyed it."
Your breath hitched, heart stuttering before you could stop it. And from the way his lips twitched, you knew he caught it.
"You’re doing that on purpose," you muttered.
"Doing what?"
"This. Being all—" You gestured vaguely.
Matt just smiled, his grip on you tightening ever so slightly. "Maybe."
You narrowed your eyes, but you didn’t pull away. If anything, you let yourself relax into him, your fingers idly tracing the fabric of his suit as the two of you swayed.
It didn’t feel friendly. It didn’t feel like some casual thing you could brush off. It felt like something else, something real, something you weren’t sure you were ready to name just yet.
And from the way Matt held you—careful, close, like he knew exactly what this was—he knew it, too.
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It had been a few days since the gala, and life carried on as usual—at least, that’s what you told yourself.
You pushed open the door to Nelson, Murdock & Page, a takeout bag in one hand and a coffee in the other. The office was quiet, save for the sound of Foggy typing furiously at his keyboard and Karen flipping through a stack of papers at her desk.
"Tell me you guys have eaten," you said, setting the bag down with a thud.
Karen looked up first, lips twitching. "We have now."
Foggy groaned in relief, already reaching for the food. "You’re a lifesaver. Matt’s in his office, by the way."
You hummed in acknowledgment, grabbing the coffee before heading toward the glass-paneled room at the back. The door was slightly open, and Matt was exactly where you expected—leaning back in his chair, fingers pressed against his temple like he was nursing a headache.
"You look like hell," you said, stepping inside and closing the door behind you.
Matt’s lips quirked at the sound of your voice. "And yet, you still bring me coffee."
"Because I’m nice," you teased, setting it in front of him.
Matt reached for the cup, fingers brushing yours in the process. You ignored the way your pulse jumped at the contact, shifting to sit on the edge of his desk.
"You should eat, too," you said. "I brought—"
"You didn’t have to do that," Matt murmured, cutting you off.
You rolled your eyes. "You say that every time, and yet here I am, making sure you don’t keel over from malnutrition."
Matt exhaled a quiet laugh, fingers curling around the coffee cup. "I appreciate it."
"You better."
There was a pause. The usual kind, the kind that never used to feel weighted—except, lately, it did.
Matt turned his head slightly, like he was studying you in that way he always did. "You okay?"
The question caught you off guard. "Me? You’re the one who looks like he’s been through hell and back."
Matt huffed. "Occupational hazard."
You folded your arms, watching him for a moment. His tie was slightly loosened, his shirt sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and there was the faintest shadow of exhaustion under his eyes. The usual signs of Matt Murdock burning the candle at both ends.
You reached out without thinking, adjusting the knot of his tie like you had at the gala. He stayed perfectly still, letting you.
"You really need to take better care of yourself," you muttered, smoothing out the fabric before pulling back.
Matt caught your wrist before you could move too far, his thumb brushing over the inside of it—absent, thoughtless, but lingering.
"You do that enough for the both of us," he murmured.
Your breath hitched before you could stop it. His lips twitched.
Damn him.
You pulled your wrist free, shaking your head. "Eat your food, Murdock."
Matt smiled like he knew exactly what he was doing. "Yes, ma’am."
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A knock at your door this late was never a good sign.
You barely had time to process it before a second, weaker knock followed. Frowning, you unlocked the door and swung it open—only for Matt to nearly collapse against the frame.
"Jesus, Matt—" You grabbed his arm, steadying him as he exhaled sharply. His suit was torn in places, blood staining the red fabric, his lip split, and a nasty bruise was already forming along his jaw.
"You gonna let me in, or…?" His voice was rough, strained, but still laced with that familiar teasing edge.
You didn’t answer, just hooked an arm under his and pulled him inside, kicking the door shut behind you. Without hesitation, you grabbed the first aid kit from the cabinet and shoved him down onto the couch.
Matt let out a quiet grunt as he sat, shifting carefully. "You don’t have to—"
"Shut up." You dropped to your knees in front of him, flipping the kit open. "Take off the suit."
"You don’t waste time, do you?"
"Matt."
"Alright, alright," he muttered, wincing as he pulled the top half of the suit down, exposing bruised ribs and a gash along his side. He also took off his helmet.
You inhaled sharply but said nothing. This wasn’t new—you’d patched him up more times than you could count. But something about tonight felt different.
The room was quiet as you worked, disinfecting the wound, pressing gauze to the worst of it. Your hands lingered, fingertips brushing over the edge of a bruise, tracing the uneven rise and fall of his breath.
Matt didn’t flinch, didn’t pull away. If anything, he leaned into it, just slightly.
"You’re mad at me," he murmured.
You scoffed, pressing the bandage to his ribs a little harder than necessary. He sucked in a sharp breath.
"Of course I’m mad, Matt," you snapped, voice low but edged with frustration. "You show up at my door looking like this, you don’t tell me where you were or how bad it was—do you even think about what it’s like for me? Sitting here, waiting for you to—"
Matt cut you off the only way he knew how.
He kissed you.
It wasn’t hesitant, wasn’t questioning. It was firm, certain—like he’d already decided long before this moment that it was inevitable.
Your breath caught, but you didn’t pull away. His hands found your face, fingers ghosting along your jaw, mapping you out the way only he could.
You exhaled against his lips, your own hands grabbing onto his bare shoulders, nails pressing just slightly into his skin, but Matt didn’t pull away. If anything, he tilted his head, deepening the kiss, his hands sliding from your jaw to the nape of your neck. His fingers tangled in your hair, his touch light, careful—like he wasn’t sure how much he could take before you stopped him.
You didn’t.
Instead, you kissed him back, frustration melting into something else entirely. The heat of it, the way he breathed against your lips like he needed this just as badly as you did—it sent your heart hammering in your chest.
Finally, you pulled back just enough to catch your breath, forehead brushing against his.
"Matt," you whispered, voice unsteady.
His hands stayed where they were, fingertips still curled against the base of your neck. "Tell me to stop," he murmured, voice low, rough. "And I will."
You exhaled, fingers flexing against his skin. "I don’t want you to stop," you admitted.
Matt’s breath hitched. You felt it more than you heard it—the way his chest rose sharply beneath your hands, the way his grip on you tightened like he was committing this moment to memory.
Then, as quickly as it started, his lips were on yours again—slower this time, deliberate.
You didn’t know how long you stayed like that, caught up in him, but when you finally pulled away, Matt’s hands lingered, his thumbs brushing over your skin like he was still grounding himself.
"You’re still hurt," you murmured, running a hand over his ribs, where fresh gauze was now taped in place.
Matt let out a quiet chuckle, tilting his head. "You’re the one distracting me."
"You kissed me, Murdock."
"Mm. And you kissed me back."
You huffed, rolling your eyes, but you didn’t move away. "You need rest."
Matt hummed, not agreeing but not arguing either. His hands finally dropped from your face, settling instead at your waist, like letting go completely wasn’t an option.
"You staying?" he asked, voice softer now.
“Yeah. Afterall, you are in my apartment.”
Matt let out a quiet hum, his hands still resting at your waist, fingers curling slightly against the fabric of your shirt. He wasn’t letting go, and you weren’t pulling away.
"You’re on the floor," he murmured.
"Yeah, no shit," you said, raising a brow.
His lips quirked. "Come up here."
You hesitated, but only for a second before shifting, moving to sit beside him on the couch. Matt adjusted just enough to make room, one arm draping along the back of the cushions. His other hand found your knee, thumb brushing absentmindedly against it.
"You’re ridiculous," you muttered, leaning your head back against the couch.
"How so?"
"You come here half-dead, I patch you up, and then instead of resting, you start—" You gestured vaguely between the two of you.
"Kissing you?" Matt supplied, smirking.
You shot him a look. "Distracting me."
Matt exhaled a quiet laugh, tilting his head in that way he always did when he was focused on you, listening. "Do you regret it?"
The question made your breath catch, but you didn’t look away. Instead, you reached over, your fingers trailing along the edge of his jaw, ghosting over the bruise forming there. Matt didn’t flinch. If anything, he leaned into your touch.
"No," you admitted softly.
His grip on your knee tightened just slightly. "Good."
You rolled your eyes, but a small smile tugged at your lips. "You do need rest, though."
Matt hummed, clearly not in a hurry to move. His fingers slid up, resting lightly against the curve of your hip. "Stay?"
You exhaled, shaking your head. "Matt, I live here."
"Right. Convenient." He smirked, thumb brushing against your skin.
You huffed, shifting to lean into him, resting your head against his shoulder. He didn’t hesitate, his arm slipping around you like it was second nature.
For a while, neither of you spoke. His breathing was steady, the warmth of him grounding, familiar. You could feel the tension in his muscles start to ease, his body finally giving in to exhaustion.
"You’re not going out again tonight, right?" you asked, voice low.
Matt didn’t answer right away, which was already an answer.
"Matt."
"I won’t," he murmured.
"You better not." You tightened your grip on his arm, just slightly. "Or I’m locking you in here next time."
Matt let out a quiet chuckle. "Terrifying."
"Damn right," you mumbled, letting your eyes slip shut.
He didn’t say anything else, just pulled you closer, his fingers brushing lightly against your arm.
And for once, Matt actually stayed still.
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i had a lot of fun writing this - the idea of falling in love with your best friend is just so cute! (curses to my childhood self for not having a male best friend to fall in love with😭)
it may be slightly unclear but reader is an engineer at stark industries!
and, one more thing, i'd love to write more of these two! if you have any requests, send them in! i fear that that shower scene in that ddba trailer has taken up my mind... so don't be surprised if i write shower sex with matt soon...
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eufezco · 16 days ago
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 𓂃 𓈒 ❀
congressman!bucky x secretary!fem!reader
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synopsis – you were supposed to hand bucky an important document before his meeting but time wasn't on your side. with no other option, you pass the envelope to sam and trust him to deliver it. what's inside? let's just say it turns bucky's meeting from routine to very interesting.
smut.
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your heels echoed down the corridor, the pencil skirt hugged your hips a little too tight for speed, but you pushed forward, envelope in hand. you were heading to bucky's office, you needed to get there before the door closed behind him for hours. you knew the meeting would be long, the kind where you weren’t even allowed to knock, which meant once he disappeared behind that glass wall, you wouldn’t see him until it was over. and you hated that.
the envelope in your hand was official, or at least that’s what the red inked stamp on the front claimed and you needed to hand it to bucky yourself. DO NOT OPEN. CLASSIFIED INFORMATION written on it. bold, all caps.
—no, no, no, no, —you mumbled to yourself, watching helplessly as president thaddeus ross strode through the doorway and the door shut behind him. you stopped before you could even reach the door of the office, it was pointless, you couldn't get through. you huffed. one minute earlier, maybe thirty seconds, and you would’ve made it.
and then, like he had perfect timing, because of course captain america had perfect timing, sam's voice drifted behind you. —so sad the lovebirds couldn’t see each other, —he said, coming up beside you, adjusting the lapels of his suit, —so cool that i’m gonna spend a couple of hours in there with your man. does that make you jealous?
—the door closed. you're late. since when captain america is late?
—i'll take that as a yes.
you looked at the envelope and the words on it. DO NOT OPEN. CLASSIFIED INFORMATION and you looked at the sealed door, then back to sam, who was still next to you, giving you that little knowing smirk. he caught your look and raised an eyebrow.
—can you give this to bucky? —you finally asked.
sam's smile widened like a man offered mischief on a silver platter. —sure i can, —he said, —question is: should i?
you rolled your eyes and handed him the envelope, pointing at the bold, red lettering stamped across it. —it's very important that you don’t open it. i think it’s something about firing you and finding a new captain america.
—ha-ha-ha, very funny. real hilarious, —he took the envelope from you with exaggerated care, holding it as if it were a bomb. —you’re sure you want me to be the one to deliver this? i could always, just, you know, take a peek, —your heart stopped for a second when sam acted as if opening the envelope, you gulped nervously, trying to keep it together, —see if it’s really about me being replaced.
—if you open it, i’ll personally make sure they give the shield back to walker.
your words hung in the air. you and sam just stared at each other and he realized that you weren't bluffing.
—damn, okay. deliver it untouched. wouldn’t want to disappoint captain america’s number one fan. do you want me to sign it when buck's done with it and return it to you? i mean, i’d be happy to make it official. sam wilson, captain america and official envelope deliverer.
you rolled your eyes again and started walking with sam to the door. the guards moved without a word and as sam got into the room, you stopped at the threshold. from your spot outside, you caught a glimpse of the meeting table.
bucky was there.
sitting at the far end, with his hair perfectly styled, posture rigid. his suit was dark, sharp, his brow was slightly furrowed as he listened to another man talk about whatever business was being discussed. the congressman look on him was unfairly hot. he looked like a man who belonged in that room, and also, like he wanted to be anywhere else.
once the door opened to let sam in, bucky's eyes moved and they locked on yours, not expecting to see you there. his face softened and for a moment, the tension in his postured melted away. you showed him a little smile. his lips curved too. as the door began close, you couldn’t resist and blew him a kiss, your fingers gently tracing the air, sending him that small, playful gesture. bucky’s smile grew just a little, the corners of his eyes crinkling as he watched you until the door closed.
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sam made his way to the seat next to bucky. he pulled out his chair with one hand, dropped into it with the ease of someone who didn’t care how much protocol. he leaned slightly toward bucky. —want a kiss from me too? —he mumbled under his breath, just loud enough for bucky to hear, the reunion still going on around them.
bucky closed his eyes and shook his head.
—this is for you, —sam slid the envelope to him. —i was threatened to not open it so i have no idea what it is.
bucky’s eyes moved down to the envelope, the red stamp of DO NOT OPEN. CLASSIFIED INFORMATION standing out. —you really didn't open it? —he muttered, raising an eyebrow at sam.
—oh, i thought about it, —sam said. he thought about what you told him about the shield and about walker. —but i like my job and i don’t want to test your girl’s patience.
bucky’s eyes fixed on the envelope. he didn’t touch it yet, didn’t move it closer. whatever this was, you’d been serious about it. —she said anything else? —he asked quietly.
—only that it was important… and that if i opened it, she'd give the shield back to walker.
bucky blinked, then let out a quiet exhale that might’ve been a laugh, —she’s terrifying.
—yeah, she is. —sam said with a grin. —you’re into that.
bucky didn’t deny it. he just glanced toward the door like he could still feel you on the other side of it, like he was already counting the minutes until the meeting ended and he could get back to you. but now he had this. another mess. probably something that would take priority before he could even think about catching a quiet moment with you. he huffed quietly, the still going on around them. he finally picked up the envelope from the table and opened it.
his hand reached for the paper inside and slowly, he slid it out.
bucky's eyes opened wide when he saw the dirtiest picture of you printed on that paper. he quickly shoved it down as his mind struggled to process the image. he felt all the blood in his body rushing to his cock and he had to shift in the chair.
sam frowned and bucky threw him a look.
—you said you didn't open this, right?
—no, i didn't. why? what's in there? —sam's eyes moved to the envelope but it was sealed again. was it truly about firing him and finding a new captain america? can they do that?
—nothing.
—nothing? what the hell you mean nothing?
they both kept their eyes fixed forward, posture straight.
—i mean it's nothing you need to worry about.
—you forget i'm captain america, right? you forget i'm the guy that needs to worry? i swear if i get fired and find out you could've warned me...
—i'll take care of this one, cap, don't worry.
the meeting ended up being longer than expected and bucky could feel every minute stretch on and as much as he tried to focus, the pressure of keeping his composure became unbearable.
he swallowed hard, your picture still burned in his mind. he knew that mirror, the one in your shared room, he knew the way your own hands were touching your body, and that way you had positioned yourself... you knew exactly the effect it would have on him. he reached up and tugged at his tie, loosening it. where the hell did you even print that? the office printer? the one in the hallway? he bit the inside of his cheek. god, you were a menace.
sitting still with his hands placed casually on his lap, bucky found himself trying to hide the growing bulge that was becoming impossible to ignore.
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you looked up from your desk. the soft knocks in the door of your shared office with bucky caught your attention. the door creaked open just enough for her to peek in, the new intern, a little too nervous for someone delivering a simple message.
—congressman barnes wants to see you, —she said, her voice timid.
you pressed your lips together into a smile and gave her a soft nod. as she turned, you swallowed hard. would he have opened the envelope? was that why he wanted to see you? the thought sent a shiver through you, you'd been waiting for this moment all day. you followed her down the hall until you reached the meeting room. she stepped aside to let you in and you smoothed your hands down the sides of your skirt before pushing the door open.
—congressman barnes, you wanted to see me?
bucky turned his head slightly at your voice, but he didn't move from his place standing by the window. he was still speaking with two men. —yes, please, take a sit. i'll be with you in a minute, —with a subtle move of his hand, he gestured not to any of the empty seats around the table, but his seat. in front of it, placed deliberately, was your envelope.
you nodded, closing the door behind you and walked calmly to the seat. the flap was no longer perfectly tucked in, the edges slightly lifted. he'd seen it. your smile was small, controlled, but undeniably there. behind you, bucky's voice was professional as if he hadn't seen the picture of you completely naked inside that envelope. bucky exchanged a few final words with the remaining men. you watched him out of the corner of your eyes as he walked his colleagues to the door, offering firm handshakes. the door clicked shut behind them and now it was just the two of you.
—you really put that in an official envelope.
you tilted your head, letting your back rest against the seat. you let a smirk show across your lips.
—what? it is classified, isn't it? i figured it deserved official treatment.
bucky didn't look at you, instead, he moved to the large pane glass that separated the meeting room from the hallway. one of his hands raised, gripping the first curtain and pulling it down with a low, smooth sweep. you shifted on your seat.
—oh yeah, it definitely deserves official treatment, but didn't you think what could've happened if sam had opened it?
he pulled down the second curtain. you squeezed your thighs together with urgency, trying to ground yourself. bucky reached for the last courtain slowly, as if he knew exactly what kind of effect he was having on you and was in no rush to ease the tension.
—then sam would've had a very awkward meeting. can't a girl send her man a little encouragement anymore?
the final curtain slid shut, the room private now. just you and bucky.
—that wasn't encouragement, that was sabotage.
bucky moved it to the door and you watched him, pulse quickening, as he reached the handle. with a firm twist, the lock clicked into place. the room was fully sealed now, curtains down, door locked. bucky's eyes found yours as he turned back around, the tension in the air tightening as he walked towards you.
he stood so close you could feel the heat radiating off him and the scent of his cologne around you like a net. you looked at him from your seat, your gaze drawing slowly over the dark fabric of his suit as he undid the single button and his jacket shifted open. then, he pressed his fingertips to the envelope on the table, his body following the motion and leaning in slightly over you.
—so, what exactly was your plan here?
you rose from your chair, really close to bucky, your bodies pressed against each other's. too close for anything innocent. —depends. did it work?
bucky looked down at your lips and then back at your eyes like he was looking for a reason not to lose control. his hand found your waist, fingers firm through the fabric of your skirt, yours slid up his chest, smoothing over the fabric of his shirt as they found his tie.
—you tell me. i've been sitting throught that damn meeting thinking about nothing else.
—then it worked.
he didn't wait anymore. his mouth was on yours in a heartbeat, hot and desperate, his arms going around your body and pulling you closer to him. your fingers curled into the lapel of his jacket but quickly moved to the back of his head, threading into the long roots of his hair, gripping just tightly enough to draw a low sound from his throat. he pushed the chair behind you out of the way as his hands found your waist again, strong, lifting you with ease.
—up, —bucky said, and you didn't need to be told twice.
you let him guide you as you hopped up onto the edge of the large meeting table, the wood cold beneath you in contrast to the heat of your body. your skirt slid up your thighs as bucky stepped in between your legs. he leaned over you slowly as your back instinctively rest against the surface of the table. his hands slid down your thighs, you felt the cold of his left one as he traced your stockings. then, you heard the unmistakable tear of fabric and his vibranium fringers moving your panties to aside.
you wanted to complain and tell him that those were new, but your chest rose and fell with sharp breaths instead, the friction of his suit pants against your aching pussy wasn't enough and the words caught in your throat as his deep blue eyes stayed on yours and he opened his belt and lowered his zipper.
—you really owe me a new pair, —your voice came as a breathy whisper.
his mouth curved into something hungrier than a smile, —i'll get you a drawer full if it means you keep sending me classified material.
bucky's lips found yours before you could say something else as his hand pulled his cock from his underwear and immediately sank the tip inside you.
—gotta be quiet, don't want an audience, —his mouth on yours swallowed your gasp. the glass wall of the meeting room wasn't that thick and people were constantly crossing the hallway outside, voices drifted now and then, reminding you both that you weren't alone in the building.
—can you do that? be good for me?
before you could finish nodding, bucky pushed all of him inside you without previous warning, your legs squeezing his body as a response of his hips meeting yours. his fingers dug into the flesh of one of your thighs as he helped you to encircle them around his waist. his pace fast and hard, knowing that you both didn't have all the time you wanted, that anyone could knock looking for bucky, that someone might need the room next.
it only added to the heat between you. your fingers curled into his long locks of hairs and bucky pressed his forehead against yours, your lips parted, taking in each other's soft moans. if only the building wasn't full of people, god, you'd be screaming his name, tasting the blood in your throat as he groans the filthiest words.
but you had to remain quiet, even when bucky used his whole body to thrust into you, even when he hid his face in the crook of your neck, having a hard time holding back his moans. you hold onto his broad shoulders, crumpling the fabric of his suit jacket with your fists as you tightened around him. bucky mumbled something into your ear that you couldn't quiet decipher what it was, something like yeah, baby, cum for me, that's it, fuck but you were already biting your lower lip as your legs shook around him.
bucky let out a groan, as quiet as possible, when his orgasm hit him. his forehead fell heavy against your shoulder as he emptied himself in you. he also groaned when he had to move away from you. you glanced down in between your legs. you'd go to the bathroom and clean yourself up but the torn fabric of your stocking stretched enough for his cock to made its way won't go away. you looked back up at bucky. —am i supposed to go back to work like this?
he stepped back, huffing a laugh. his fingers worked on the buttons and zipper of his pants. he adjusted his suit jacket and ran a hand through his hair, —acting as if you didn't start it.
you slid off the table, your fingers tugged your black tube skirt down, smoothing the fabric over your thighs and hips. bucky watched you, that familiar spark in his eyes, cheeks a little flushed, you could feel yours warm too. he stepped closer as you tucked your white shirt back into your skirt.
—you handle every classified information like this? —you asked, teasing.
—only the ones that come in black lace and a smug little smile.
you chuckled. bucky slid his arm around your waist, pulling you closer effortlessly and his lips brushed against yours in a quick kiss. when he parted ways, his brows were furrowed.
—what did you tell sam? he seemed worried.
you giggled. —that we were going to fire him and find a new cap.
bucky pressed his lips and nodded, satisfied. —can we do that though?
—probably not, but he is easy to mess with and i made it sound very official.
he chuckled, catching your hand before you could leave the room. —and what about you? planning any more classified memos?
you tilted your head, considering it. —well, did the last one get the job done?
—it stopped a damn national incident.
—then i'd say mission accomplished.
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darkstaria · 10 months ago
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Yandere Batfam - Soulmate Soul Animal Au.
Chapter 6:
Summary: After being ambushed previously in Gotham's streets, you awake alone and afraid, in a strange building.
Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 7.
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A furious pounding beat at your skull, a liquid of some kind dripped down from your head. You blinked your eyes open, greeted by what could only be some kind of warehouse.
You were in a daze, barely recognising what was in front of you. What vision you had was muddled by pain and your hearing was drowned out by a piercing beat in your ears.
What...?
You could hardly think.
The world was a messy tsunami of pain and confusion. That is... Until a flash of green, white and red beamed into your eyes, a sneering smile on its face.
You gasped. Breath caught in your throat, as your chin was caught in his hand.
The Joker.
"HahahahahahaHAHAHAHA!" The laugh echoed throughout the building as your surprise turned into shakes. The hand left go as Joker's chortle turned into a full laugh, but that was hardly a relief.
This was, quite literally, the worst situation you could have ever gotten into. Out of everyone who would have an interest in Batman's soulmate, why must it be him?
You instinctively try to move, but soon realise you've been restrained, ropes tying you down to an iron chair. They don't budge.
The stomping of shoes drew your attention back to him, as the Joker approached you again.
"Well now." He began, a beaming grin stretching his face. "Lookie what we have here. You know, I was having a wonderful night, finally out on the town, able to meet all my old friends again. Then I meet you, and you know what I think?"
He rested a hand on your shoulder. You fought a shiver.
"What a... great new friend?" You try. You go for a smile of your own. You're certain it looks more like a grimace.
A mocking laugh is his response. Then, with a sudden twist, his hands grasp your collar, bringing you to his eye level. The movement forces you against the ropes that constrict your stomach, suffocating you.
"I find... a sniveling little brat, that just so happens, TO HAVE A BAT PROTECTING-"
A screech cuts him off, a flurry of wings diving directly into his face, what you could barely make out as a beak aimed at his eyes. The pain you're under causes you to take a moment to understand what's going on, as Joker swings a crowbar at the flying figure.
It was... Hood. Pecking and clawing at the Joker, doing whatever it could to draw him away. And it was working too.
That is, until Joker pressed down on his flower, causing a spray of gas to surge outward directly into Hood's line of flight. It slowed it down, a pause as Hood squawked in pain. A pause that was swiftly taken advantage of, as Joker swung a brutal arc into Hood, the crowbar sending the bird flying across the room and into a crumpled pile on the ground.
"No!" The scream tore itself out of you, a primal sort of agony you never thought you would ever feel after you had withdrawn from thoughts of your soulmates. It was like losing him all over again. Vigilante or not, Hood was a bird. Birds didn't typically survive a hit from a crowbar. If Hood died here, what would you do? One of the connections that had tormented you all your life, over just like that.
The scream drew Joker's attention back to you, a realisation that sank deeply in your throat. He approached you again, an air of casualness across his figure.
"Birds, what little pests. Good thing I always carry around pest spray." He laughs, adjusting the flower resting on his lapel. "I've always preferred bats." A thunk noise sounded out as he spoke, drawing your attention to a small cage he dropped.
It was a birdcage. Inside that birdcage was...
"Batman?!"
The bat inside was still, its gaze fixed on Joker's movements, but it did shift briefly to watch you for but a second as you spoke its name.
"Hahaha!" Joker's laugh was like nails on a chalkboard. "Turns out all you need to capture a bat is the right bait."
"How..?" You mumbled, the words unconsciously forming on your tongue due to the shock.
"Within a moment of my crowbar's acquaintance with your dear old head, Bats appeared! A bit of a nuisance at first, but a few threats at that neck of yours calmed him right down!" Joker admitted, the biggest smile you had seen yet on his face. He chuckled at the mere memory of it, as you shook in horror.
Two of your soulmates were now down. You couldn't stop shaking, horrified. All your options were dwindling and Joker looked more... murdery by the second.
Your attention was caught by a feeling of feathers brushing against your arms, the shaking making the thing touch you. You paused for a miniscule second, as you tried to think of what it was. Wait.
Was another one of your soulmates here? But rather than fight, this one was untying you? Or maybe gnawing at the ropes, whichever option was more plausible for a bird/bat.
Could you stall long enough to get out? It seemed like the only possibility left.
"Why...why do this? What enjoyment are you finding from this?" Maybe not the best line of questioning, but it was all your pounding head could come up with.
"Why?" Joker echoed, pausing for a moment. "Because I don't take kindly to cheaters. Me and Bats have something special. I dealt with my soul chain long ago, and yet! I find him cheating on me with this lousy excuse for a time waster!" He ends his shout pointing at you, a scowl on his painted face. It's possibly the worst expression you've seen on Joker yet.
"Aren't the other Robins his soulmates too? Why are you only targeting me?"
"I dealt with one of the flying rats long ago, quite a great plan if I may say so, but he just came back! I don't feel like wasting my time with this eternal game of wack-a-mole, so I've decided on a new method."
What's the method...?" You ask, reluctantly.
"You." He smiles.
He steps closer, withdrawing a gun from his pocket. "Thanks for the opportunity to capture Bats, my dear, but I've had enough of his chains getting in the way of our little game. I'll take much better care of little Batsy once you die, well, to an extent anyway! Hahaha!"
He tosses the gun up and down, carelessly as he walks towards you.
Up.
What could you do?
Down.
Hood was still crumpled in the corner, likely unconscious.
Up.
Batman was shaking the cage, unable to do anything else in its rage.
Down.
The unknown soul animal hadn't finished removing the ropes.
Across. The gun meets your temple, a few inches away from your head. You lock eyes with him. He pulls the trigger.
Pop! You flinch, coming face to face with a little Bang! flag that popped out of the gun.
You sigh, a momentary relief. You've been spared. You shift a little, feeling the ropes loosen. Your soul animal was doing its job well. You intake a few breaths, as Joker slaunters away from you, chuckling under his breath.
You close your eyes for a moment, trying to regain yourself amidst all the pain.
BANG!
"Agh-!" You jolt, shooting straight up. There's a pain in your cheek, a metallic liquid dripping down.
Turning your head ever so slightly, you spy the Bang flag lodged into the wall. It was a real gun after all.
But..
Why didn't he shoot you?
"Guns are a little too dry, don't you think?" You turn back around, immediately coming face to face with the Joker, an image that makes you flinch.
There's a crowbar in his hands.
"I don't ever repeat jokes, but, my first attempt with this weapon didn't stick too long. I don't want to lower the bar of my comedy, but maybe it'll work this time? Second time's the charm!"
"It's actually the third time.." You speak, nerves causing your words to tumble out. So that's why he didn't shoot you. He intends to make your final moments as painful as possible.
He smiles in response to your quip, lifting the bar up.
"W-wait!" You cried out, desperation pooling into whatever would give you a chance at survival. "Couldn't you do anything else?! Brainwash me, use me as a hostage, isn't it just a waste if you kill me?!" You practically scream the final words, your panic reaching a crescendo of horror.
The Joker's reply is simple.
"Nope!"
He swings.
BANG!
A bullet flies through his hand, forcing him to drop the crowbar as he pulls back.
You both turn, spotting a bulky man in black at the entrance of the warehouse.
He's wearing a red helmet.
"Joker.." The voice is deep, a threatening timbre you'd only hear replicated in nightmares.
"Let. The civilian. Go.” His gun clicks.
“Urgh. Speak of the devil.” Joker complains, unphased. “My plans are being ruined and it's not even by Bats. What is the world coming to?”
“Wait…” The Joker pauses, noticing a fallacy in the vigilantes’ words. “Civilian? Oh, HAHAHA! OHHhhh you have no idea what’s going on here do you?” The Joker snickers in delight, giving you a conniving glance.
“Oh my, oh my. I didn't realise you were also a jokester.” Joker squishes your cheeks, a little too harsh to be anything but painful. He laughs again at the expression on your face.
There's no response from the figure, but the bullet that Joker barely dodges the next second later is answer enough. It grants you and the Joker some distances, so you're grateful.
A flapping of wings draws your attention, a dark blue blur sailing through the room before landing on your lap. Nightwing.
You blink in realisation, finally understanding why not all your soul animals had appeared to help you. Wing had led one of the bats to you. You glanced over. Judging from the helmet, was this Red Hood.
Uh oh. You hoped he didn't notice Hood in the corner.
Or Batman. Or the soul animal freeing you- oh no you were absolutely screwed weren’t you?
You gulp.
“Wait.. You?” Red Hood’s modulated voice didn’t convey any emotion, but it couldn't disguise the hesitance in which he spoke.
Exposed.
“Uhmmm… no?” You tried.
Wing nuzzled your cheek. Hood’s gaze intensified.
“Okay! Okay yes, but I swear there's a reason why I never came to any of you- it wasn't because of you-” Oh dear that one was a blatant lie.
“I.. I mean, I just didn't want-” What could you do, what could you say? You didn't want to lie, but the truth wasn't good either.
In-between your frantic ramblings however, the Joker had snuck up on Red Hood, taking a lucky swing that missed by about a centimeter.
Red Hood’s retaliation was swift, the two suddenly engaging in a battle of force that was very much leaning in Red Hood’s favour. Although, ever so often Red Hood gave a wince of pain. Did Hood’s soul animal form’s state injure him slightly?
That question would go unanswered, as the ropes around you crumpled, revealing Red to be the soul animal that had been bailing you out all this time.
Well. You weren't going to get a better opportunity than this. Pushing Red and Wing off your lap, you rush out, aiming for one of the broken windows.
Batman makes a slight growling noise as you pass his birdcage. You try not to think about it.
“Hey!” A batarang flies past you, the rope attached to it meeting no target as you trip on some broken glass.
“Ah!” You mumble, surprised at your good (?) forture. There's now a cut on your leg. Great.
Red Hood is subsequently distracted from any more attempts to detain you, as the Joker takes another swing that gets a little too close for comfort in response, laughing all the while.
Clumsily falling out of the window, you thank Lady Gotham that the Joker kidnapped you on the ground floor, so there’s no drop whatsoever.
You sigh, injuries now taking a toll as the constant adrenaline was wearing off. You stumble forward.
Red and Wing land on your shoulders. Of course.
You limp out into Gotham’s alleyways, oblivious to the movement of a lithe figure on the rooftop, watching you.
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Yeah those who guessed Joker were correct! Enjoy a cookie if you did! It seemed criminal to not have a chapter that explored how a soulmate universe would influence Batman and Joker's relationship, so that's what I did!
Oh and yeah, poor Reader. They are not having too good of a time rn. All these injuries aren't really gonna help them plead their case either.
A bit more of Jason this time too! How funnnn. I definitely feel bad for birdy Hood though. Red Hood may be super skilled but it's a little too unrealistic for him to solo as a bird :(
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