#LAUGHING AF THO

[not-an-alien-scientist]

Human: Hi Buddy!! AWWW DRAGON! COME ON DRAGON!! *gives all the pets*

Alien: ..... that is a carnivore that can bite at 1,100 psi force .... why are you calling it buddy

Human: Oh hooo hoo what is that *scritches* huh?

Hyena: *jumps*

Alien: *alarmed* !!!!!!

Human: >:( no you can't have the camera

[beif0ngs]

Just know, you can’t escape Will Livingston. He’ll be back, and there’s nothing you can do to stop him.

[undefeatablesin]

Once again thinking about the most incredible Bloodborne clip I ever captured

[yunogf]

[synintheraven]

the irony in this scene 😭

[wonusite]

the feminine urge to make mingyu hard and then doing nothing abt it

this is pure evil but in here for it?

LMAO no bc he would be such a pouty lil baby cutely dry humping you and begging you to help him for release :(

[dragonanon]

Pomni: I. FREAKING. HATE. THE. DIGITAL. CIRCUS! Jax and Blaire make me do the Fortnite dance while they T-pose around me and shout “Go white girl go!”

[mammaonii]

@valyrra why your blog keep crashing my phone bro!? What did I do?

[mrsdannydanvers]

Rebecca London is certainly different…

[ovaryacted]

I’ll do you one better anon, I write smut at work.

I work in a cancer research lab.

Do with that what you will

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO HELP?!?! Real tho.

Writing smut when you’re working with diseases is so fucking funny. But hey, you make time and work with what you got. I currently work in a busy law firm right now, so I rarely have time to really sit and start writing unless it’s on my break. I usually do write down ideas I may have and revisit them when I get home and if I have time, draft them out. So yeah, just gotta make time with what you got.

[livingproofoftbd]

george reacting to the sidemen, getting offended that they said he'd give terrible head, and proceed to say "interesting" when they said anal would be "way too wild" for him is the queerest thing i've seen all year, and i've watched well over 100 dnf compilations this year alone. i heard the snippets for the dnf songs dream is writing, and i've watched nimona, atsv, the rwrb/heartstopper s2 trailers and i've read so many gay sex books its almost funny (yes rwrb was one of them). but george saying he'd give good head and he wants to prove to vikkstar that anal isn't "way too wild" for him takes the fucking cake

[fingersmudges]

Behold, my character for the campaign I'm currently in!

She's an 82 year old spy (read bard, lol) who accidentally got turned into a 10 year old via magical shenanigans with her rival.

Our last session she got to regain some of her age back and now she's 36. So I decided to give her design a little update too :3

[nicryukyo]

during mystery hero today, I got Ana and there was another Ana on my team too.

I shot the enemy ana, and somehow my team's other ana assisted the kill. So, the kill bar thingy had three Ana pics lol funniest shit I've ever seen

[daintydoilypon]

Silo: You are THE meme of the pony community. Because you're an anti-social, violent, and vain lil gremlin-

Me:

Silo: I-it's just an act right?

Me:

[theinfinitedivides]

said a prayer for Jjong today.

[lunaetis]

@lightcreators asked :

" I'm afraid slow down isn't something I'm accustomed to do. " ( from Sherlock Holmes )

unprompted. || always accepting

─「エデン」─  he was highly intelligent, that much was obvious. he had a brilliant mind on a level that no ordinary person could keep up with him. whether it was pure luck that she was not any ordinary person or simply something FATED, one would never know. eden was, for the most part, trying to keep up with him. not in cases and intelligence, mind you, but physically trying to keep up with the man who was walking down the street and towards their next destination. he didn't tell her anything as to where they were going, just simply telling her to follow and out the door he went.

                she had to suppress a frustrated growl from escaping the back of her throat as she rushed after him.

                " the urge to yank you by the collar increases with every second i'm spending with you, just so you know. " she wasn't kidding, either. he was about four inches taller than her, if she wanted, she could've reached out to pull him back by the back of his jacket. eden was sure even he would be staggering back if she used her full strength, and the thought of that would've been a sight to see. damn his long legs.

                " fine. if you're not going to slow down, at least tell me where we're going ? or do i really have to pull you back by force ? " she'd do it, don't test her, sherlock.