#LETS FUCKING JOEEEE

[thealiveshadow]

[freewombatconnoisseur]

7h ago

[httpsserene]

ʟᴇᴛ’ꜱ ɢᴏ ɢᴏʟꜰɪɴɢ ᴡ/ ʟɴ4

📖ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: maybe you shouldn’t be late to any event you go to, or bare minimum don’t make any bets you know you’re not going to win. having no hand-eye coordination is not great when you’re being forced to play golf.

📖ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: i think i’m funny. one or two dirty jokes. and reader does have a lil injury (nothing bad). not edited at all 😎

📖ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: the doc says 900 words?? it feels longer idk

📖ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: lando x black!fem!reader (it’s mainly twitch trio focused-alex,george & lando)

📖ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: smau

📖ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ: swang • rae sremmurd

ᴘʀᴇꜰᴀᴄᴇ: i’d like to remind everyone that the people asked for this hellscape! you 🫵🏽 asked for it. it’s long, like LONG. anyways: max is definitely the type of dude to use the cat emojis. my bad to my charles girlies, he did not make the cut for this 😔 i had to get rid of like three or four ig posts and stories to make this all fit into one tblr post, and none of that had charles content 🫠. also, the plot damn near ran away from me, but it’s barely there—it’s kinda more friend focused than lando x reader until the end! uh there’s one part in here that was inspired by tik tok comments, y’all will know which one 😅 inspired by the fact that my brother hit me with a golf club when i was a child 🙂i think i’m pretty funny so i hope you guys find this funny asl, otherwise what did i do this for?

if you want me to post the outtakes lmk

send me some requests or talk to me pls 😅

want to be on a tag list? tell me in my inbox <3

georgerussell63

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georgerussell63: off to a terrible start for golf day. my girlfriends “wife” is crashing the party, and my mates gf is already -4 after two holes 🙂

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lilymhe: light work 💪🏼 no reaction🥱

user: not his girlfriend’s wife ☠️

➥ user: who does he think keeps carmen’s bed warm when he’s not at home???

alex_albon: welcome to watch mojo! and today we’re counting down our top 10 times our gf’s ditch us for each other 🤨

➥ user: and?

➥ user: what else are they supposed to do alexander 😀

y/ninstagram: put some respeCK on my name princling, or next time i see u its on sight 😡 im aiming the golf club straight at you

➥ georgerussell63: you can’t even hit the golf ball in under three tries, or aim anywhere near the holes

➥ georgerussell63: i think i’ll be fine

➥ y/ninstagram: 😟😐 i'll remember this george william russell, ur asking for it

carmenmmundt: george failed to mention that he’s +3 already

➥ georgerussell: like, literally nobody asked you to say that 😒

➥ landonorris: drag him !!! he doesn’t get to say shit about our wife 😤

➥ carmenmmundt: *my wife

➥ user: lmfaooo im 💀

alex_albon

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alex_albon: ladies and gentlemen, introducing: *my* girlfriend 🤤✨

tagged lilymhe

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y/ninstagram: we MUST stay focused sisters

y/ninstagram: gawd damn‼️ wifey could hit me with that golf club any day

➥ carmenmmundt: fuck the club, i’ll let her run me over w the cart🥴

lilymhe: next hole, i’ll show you guys what a proper stoke is 😏

➥ lilymhe: since our bf’s seem to underperform…on the golf course obv

➥ user: AYOOO?!!

➥ carmenmmundt: okay 😇

➥ y/ninstagram: why r my thighs wet rn

➥ user: dO THEY KNOW THIS IS PUBLIC

alex_albon: i’m at a loss for words

➥ landonorris: this is literally your fault

➥ georgerussell63: can’t believe you mate 🫤

➥ alex_albon: how is this MY fault??! whattddiddiddoo

lilymhe • 5hrs ago

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y/ninstagram: idk y ur complaining? the cart is parked. on its side, but it’s parked😊

carmenmmundt: i think we’ve punished ourselves

alex_albon: should’ve left her ass at home like i said 😒

francisca.cgomes: idk even know why y’all let her drive the cart😨

y/ninstagram • 4 hrs ago

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maxfewtrell: ur joeeee kingggg. ur joe king 😐

francisca.cgomes: i wouldn’t even trust u with the scorecard—but pop off !!! girl boss shit

danielricciardo: SO I HAD TO, GRIND LIKE THAT TO SHINE LIKE THIS 🗣️🗣️‼️💯

lando.jpg

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lando.jpg: “i have the highest score out of everybody here! +26 up on y’all hoes!” - y/n

tagged y/ninstagram

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lando.jpg: BRO SAID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING 🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥

➥ maxfewtrell: SHE SOUNDS FIRE 🔥 ON MUTE ‼️💯

lilymhe: SHE GOT A HIDDEN TALENT 🔥🔥🔥 KEEP IT HIDDEN 🔥🔥🔥

➥ alex_albon: no talent ✅ JUST STRAIGHT ASS 💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

georgerussell63: THIS IS FIRE 🔥 PUT IT OUT ‼️

user: SHE SPITTING BARS 💯💯💯 PUT HER BEHIND THEM 🔥🔥🔥

user: THE SILENCE IS SO LOUD WHEN THIS HITS 🗣️🔥🔥

user: WE STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM 🔥🔥🔥 NOW WE’RE DIGGING 🗣️🗣️🔥💯‼️🙌🏽🙌🏽

y/ninstagram: y u hurt me 😪

➥ carmenmmundt: i think you’re underrated, honestly <; 3

➥ y/ninstagram: aw ty carmie :)

➥ carmenmmundt: I HOPE IT STAYS THAT WAY 🥶🥶‼️‼️🙌🏻🙌🏻

➥ y/ninstagram: bee-eff-eff-aur: be FUCKING for real 😒

y/ninstagram • 3 hrs ago

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maxverstappen1: i don’t want to laugh—man who TF am i kidding 😹😹😹

alexandrasaintmleux: how THE fuck did u manage to give yourself a concussion??!

carlossainzjr: pobrecita😪 how 😭 terrible 😭 can you tell lando to come over when ur done

carlossainzjr: hello

carlossainzjr: niña i can see you reading my messages

landonorris

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landonorris: thank you for all the wishes about y/n (not u carlos, you’re in time out). she only has a mild concussion, and verbally assaults me when i wake her up every two hours 😒 to make sure she’s alive 🤗

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landonorris: god forbid i stop her from dying 😱

➥ carlossainzjr: heyyy be nice to her she’s in another world right now

➥ landonorris: u r not slick sainz. don’t expose our affair to my gf when she’s injured

➥ carlossainzjr: she won’t even remember this 🥺

➥ user: sir👁️👄👁️, this is a wendy’s drive through

➥ user: they know this on the internet 4ever right…?

lilymhe: this girl swung the club, missed the ball, and let go of the damn club no follow through

➥ carmenmmundt: it hit the ground and ricocheted back at her

➥ alex_albon: and she got knocked on the forehead hard asl

➥ georgerussell63: the noise it made was hilarious 😂 y’all should’ve been there

➥ user: geORGE WILLIAM????

➥ georgerussell63: i’m mad we didn’t get it on video smh 😔

taglist: @saintslewis @cherry2stems

© httpsserene 2023

[eddieschains]

Happy Birthday

Joseph Quinn X Fem!Reader

TW// 18+, rpf (don’t like it, don’t read it), face sitting, oral (f receiving), fingering, p in v sex, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), this is a repost

You woke up to the sun shining in your eyes, rubbing the sleep out of your eyes you look over to see Joe sleeping peacefully, his beauty making you smile. Today was his birthday, and you had planned on making a big deal out of it even with his protests.

“Joeeee.” You groan as you turn over, lightly shaking him. “Joey!! Wake up, it’s your birthday!” You shake him harder, excitement filling your voice like a child on christmas morning.

He groans in response, throwing the duvet back over your body and pulling you into his chest. “Too early.” He whispers, the morning voice coating his throat.

“But we have so much to do today.” You frown. He kisses the top of your head, wrapping his arms around you while rubbing your back.

“Like what?” His eyes are still closed as he talks to you.

“Well I was gonna make you breakfast, then thought we could go for a walk downtown. Maybe we could go to that ice cream shop you love so much.”

“Mmm I do like that shop.” He smiles, finally opening his eyes meeting yours.

“And we can’t forget all the birthday sex I was gonna give you.” You smirk, and his head instantly pops up.

“Well that wasn’t on the calendar.” You giggle, pecking his lips. “What are we waiting for? Let’s get this birthday started.”

“Of course that would perk you right up.” You laugh, deepening the kiss. His hands fly to your waist, pulling you on top of him without disconnecting your lips.

You place your legs on either side of him, grinding down into his half hard cock. It’s no surprise that the mere mention of sex has helped him grow even a little bit.

“So, birthday boy, how do you want me?” You ask, placing your hands on his chest while he contemplates.

“Well since i’ve got you in position, I think you should climb up here and sit on my face.” You stare at him for a moment while he just smirks and raises his eyebrows up and down.

“But it’s your birthday, shouldn’t I be giving you head?” You ask, cocking your head to the side.

“I thought you said you planned on a lot of sex? We have plenty of time for that later. Now get up here.” You sigh, giving in to him as he pulls your thighs up to his neck.

You hover above his mouth, always nervous that you’re going to suffocate him, and slowly lower yourself on to him. You can tell he’s getting annoyed with the slow pace of your movements, and grabs your hips, pulling you on to his mouth.

“Oh!” You yelp, giggling at his actions. Your laughs soon turn into moans when he slides his tongue from the bottom of your pussy up to your clit. “Shit, Joe.”

He moans an mm-hmm into your dripping cunt, sending vibrations all through your body. He spends a couple minutes licking and flicking his tongue up and down your slit before attaching his mouth around your clit.

“Jesus.” You breath out, your hands finding his head to hold on to for leverage. He sucks your clit furiously before grabbing your hips and angling your body forward. His mouth stays on your bud while his fingers slide through your wetness, toying with your entrance. He doesn’t warn you before sliding two of them deep inside of you.

“Joe! Fuck me!” You can feel him smile without releasing you from his mouth. His fingers start moving rapidly in and out of you, frantically begging for you to cum.

You start to grind down on his face, helping you speed up the process as he curls his fingers inside, hitting that soft spot inside of your cunt. “Shit shit shit. Just like that baby, feels so fucking good. Oh my god.” You’re moaning nonsense as you feel yourself getting closer to release.

He continues his motions with his fingers, moving faster with every thrust. Holding your clit in his mouth, he continues sucking, but now also moving his head side to side earning the most pornographic moan you’ve ever felt come out of you.

Your brain is too focused on the pleasure to warn him about your orgasm before it comes rolling through like a train. “Fucking- FUCK Joe!” Your shaking legs are trying to get away from him as he slaps his hand down on your thighs, keeping you in place. He removes his mouth from you, replacing it with his fingers. He softly rubs your clit in circles, letting you ride out your high until your able to compose yourself again.

He helps you remove yourself from your seat on his face, slowly placing you onto his lap. “Fuck baby. So tight for me.” He moans as you slide yourself down his cock.

You lower your head into his neck, still not quite able to fully hold yourself up, as he wraps his arms around your waist waiting for you to adjust to his size before moving.

Lifting your head from his neck, you look at him and nod, giving him permission to start moving. He grips your hips softly, and slowly bounces you on top of him, eyes locking with yours.

His thrusts are slow and sensual, less frantic than the way he was working with his hands and mouth. He wanted this to last, even with the promise of more to come.

“Feels so good. God I love you so much.” He moans, pulling you in for a kiss. The kiss is deep and passionate, neither of you fighting for dominance over the other. Just relishing in the closeness of each others presence.

You try to sit up, finally regaining your strength, to take over his thrusts with your own body before he pulls you back down to him.

“Mm-mm. Stay right here, want you close to me.” You smile, laying back down on his chest while he slowly moves himself in and out of you. You can’t remember the last time you two had sex like this. Making love. That’s what it was. And it felt great.

It felt like there was no pressure to reach an end goal of an orgasm, although that was definitely going to happen. You were just enjoying the feeling of comfort in one another. You grind your hips slowly, matching his thrusts making the sensation even better.

“God this feels good.” You whimper, as he pecks your shoulders.

“Yeah? You like this?” You mumble an mm-hmm before he grabs your hands, intertwining your fingers with his.

You both speed up your movements just a little bit, both of you feeling your coils about to snap. Attaching your lips to each other once again, you can feel his cock start to twitch inside of you. You both moan into the kiss, a feeling of pure bliss coming over the two of you.

You continue grinding until your coil snaps, a wave of heat rushing over your body at the same time you feel his cum coating your walls. You both continue your slow movements to ride out your highs, never disconnecting your lips.

Once you both are satisfied, you remove your lips from each other, staring into the others eyes with pure love.

“I love you so much. Happy birthday baby.” You smile, returning for one last peck before lifting yourself off of him.

“This is already the best birthday i’ve ever had.” He smiles, pulling you into his arms. “But just so you know, I am going to destroy you later.”

You laugh, pulling away from him and standing out of the bed. “Food first.”

[avenuequeer]

HE FINALLY GOT HAIR!!!1

LETS FUCKING JOEEEE

[cansomebodytellmewhatsgoingon]

"Look at this shark eating this cheeseburger"

"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now"

"You gon' spread my insides out, I'll start a fire"

"We turned him into a Pac-Man's little bitch"

"Monocle Gentlesir"

"Close that second fridge door, you big baby bitch"

"Lil' can! Lil' can!"

"I will climb Greatness Mountain... and grab Greatness' tits at the top of the peak!"

"Fuck this shit! Go home, go bed"

"You're like a dad teaching a kid with no fuckin' mobility in his legs on a tricycle - when someone's pushing him!"

"STREAM SPOATS!"

"You want da puncake?"

"I didn't know owls could fly"

"Keld um"

"Magic book... let what white woman allow me between her loins"

"Black Stamp of Approval™"

"BIG GUY! BIG GUY!"

"That's a fuckin' potato wearin' a bra"

"We're on the moon, and there's bees everywhere!"

"ALRIGHT!"

"'Am I ever gonna get married?' No, you gon' die alone"

"I'M SPEAKING MOTHERFUCKIN' ENGLISH YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"Off season"

"Dude, we were bottles between the couch and the bullet ploof grass!"

"GIVE. BIRTH."

"Uh, this - oh, I just ate it."

"Did you just throw up, like - like a baby, on yourself?"

"Goomba, fuck you!"

"TWO BOTTLES OF HEINIKIEN!"

"Stay...low"

"My name is Popeye for a reason, I do not fuck with the junk food like Cheetos"

"Racist Fridge"

"Now I'm stuck dressed as this sophisticated Chinaman!"

"Oh, there's a piggy! There's a - there's a - YAHOO!"

"NOOO JOEEEE!!!"

"To the Minority Cave!"

"This is such bullshit! HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!"

"Mynamejeff"

"It's the Nintendo Switch... motherfucker"

"Today we're not gonna be continuing our lesson on... alien abductions, or whatever this is"

"You have bear fists?"

"I'm just kidding, you're a fUCKboy"

"It's like hockin' a dookie"

"It's Gorod Time"

"It happened so quickly, and with such velocity, that before I knew it, I had busted a nut on my own forehead"

"Shave my balls"

"Come on down to Olive Garden and get your free bread sticks"

"I've got to take a po-op"

"CHIPOTLE!!!"

"I became friends with the mutant gummy worm... I don't wanna kill him!"

"MOM MADE CHICKEN!"

"Your minimum-wage pilot just jumped out of the plane"

"Everything seems a...okay"

"Because it rips a hole in the space-time continuum and kills your heritage!"

"Where's Marge? Which one of you fucked my wife?"

"Who the FUCK wrote 'squeeze my weiner' on the end?"

"JUST WAY BETTER!"

"We ride together... we bake pies together"

"The Terminator's got a new son! Meet my boy!"

"Never gon' find me!"

"He went training his whole life for that one specific moment!"

"WAPOW!"

"*Moo laughing*"

[angelsarrm]

ok hi idk who else to come to this with bc you're like one of the main YBC bloggers I know of but have you heard the song Killer + The Sound bc it's got me thinking YBC thoughts like I want to scream and I had to share it with somebody, I thought you might appreciate it

OH MY GODDD okay. ive never heard this song before so i went and listened and i. need to share my ybc thoughts with lyrics ill do it under the cut so it's not as long... ALSO U THINK OF ME AS A YBC BLOGGER THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEEE

okay first off. i am a peterick girlie so a lot of thoughts is that I HOPE THATS OKAY

"i am sick of the chase and hungry for blood and theres nothing i can do"

OH NY GODDDD i love LOVE the trope/idea of patrick being possessed and not being able to control his body or mind but hes also vaguely aware at the same time...? idk how else to explain it but patricks mind gets fuzzy so he wont have a full recollection. but he knows. (ie "waking up" next to joe and knowing immediately what hes done/crying ,,,)

"when my mind is barely there / when a machine keeps me alive... i hope you kiss my rotten head and pull the plug"

patrick's last thoughts while he gets tied to the chair in rat a tat and he is slowly losing his grip and he KNOWS whats gonna happen. I like to believe this is also where his mind stops getting fuzzy and hes just fully possessed, he has no recollection or thoughts of his own (remember me as i was not as i am)

bro. miss missing you. i will not elaborate or my mind will explode.

"hoping that you like how youre living, relying on the kindness of strangers to be forgiven."

i can see this both as post patrick and post joe/andy/pete lyrics... as in post patrick has these internal thoughts of oh look at what youve done, why should you be forgiven? and from the boys' pov of we know what youve done and we forgive you but can you forgive yourself/others :[

open up your mouth if you want it listen for the sound, the sound is coming down

LITERALLY THESE LYRICS ARE JOEEEE like going down into hell at first, him accepting the fact he may be down here forever so fuck it lets take drugs with devil tommy lee, imo the sound is coming down... the elevator coming down from heaven to retrieve a defender of faith... wowie ..,,

SORRY I LIKE TO RAMBLE THANK YOU FOR SENDING AN ASK I FUCKING . LOVE TALKING ABOUT THE YBC

[cyberstevie]

for the fandom ask thing: dealer’s choice 😎

lets do parasyte, of which i am the only fan on the planet

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

shinichi <3

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

also shinichi. migi too tbh. both

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

UDA AND JOEEEE i care them. theyre just fuckin vibing as much as they possibly can while avoiding violent encounters but will always be there to help a friend do a kidnapping <3 ALSO fuckin. HIRAMA. i like him a lot. i feel like if shinichi had told the truth up front he would have been chill about it. seems like the kind of guy to lie to his superiors if it means letting a teenager live his life.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

YUKO!!!! yas queen dump those industrial chemicals onto the flesh monster about to kill you!!!!! KAMIJO AND NAGAI ALSO i love how protective they are of shinichi!!!!!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

reiko tamura. who else <3

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

nagai sorry king but its funny watching you get punched in the face

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

mitsuo. get fucked

[maynardmandem]

Secrecy - Joe Sugg Imagine

Title: Secrecy Pairing: Joe x Reader Warnings: smut Requested(?): yes

We were currently at dinner with all of the boys before we were due for a night out on the town.

“I’m not about to get rejected Jack.” I said grabbing my glass and taking a sip of my wine.

“Who said you would get rejected?” He raised an eyebrow.

“I’m pretty sure I would. He’s not looking for anyone. Why do you think he hasn’t been bringing girls home for a few weeks?”

“Because you two are roommates and he doesn’t want to ruin his chances of getting you.” He made a fair point. Joe and I have been roommates for almost two years now. I moved to London from the states to pursue my YouTube career and I ended up meeting all of these guys and we became fast friends.

In the midst of me thinking, Caspar had dropped a coin into my glass.

“Save the queen!” They all began to chant. I rolled my eyes and laughed, nonetheless picking up my glass and downing the wine, plucking out the coin and then choosing my victim.

I noticed Joe was on his phone so I quickly tossed it into his glass. Joe was drinking something much stronger than my wine: a cranberry vodka I believe.

“This means war, Y/n.” He said picking up his glass and downing it. I felt a bit bad when he scrunched up his face.

“Fuck that’s strong.” He shook it off quickly and the rest of us began to converse and make plans for which clubs we were going to hit tonight.

We ended up in a new club that none of us had ever been to in Chelsea. Once inside we had all gone to get drinks and Conor had ordered us a round of shots.

I grabbed the shot glass and brought it close to my face, smelling the clear liquid.

“Tequila? Damn Con I didn’t realize you wanted to get in my pants so bad.” I joked, causing him and most of the others to laugh. Joe however; was silent as he grabbed his shot glass.

“Of course babe. Who wouldn’t?” He teased and put his arm around my shoulders.

Numerous shots and a few drinks later, and I was almost piss drunk. I walked the club attempting to find someone I recognized. I spotted Joe standing in a corner with a drink to his lips. He was looking absolutely amazing tonight. Light jeans and a green Sugg life hoodie with a camouflage jacket over the top.

“Joeeee.” I said as I came closer. He turned to face me. He smiled and held his arm out to steady me.

“Hey darling.” Joe normally called me cute little names but this time it was different. This wasn’t just sitting at home watching films together. This was two adults, completely drunk in a club with much different intentions.

I leaned into his body and he held me with both his hands, his drink long forgotten now.

“Let’s go home.” I slurred.

Joe ordered us an uber and we waited outside for it, my hands roaming through his hair.

As we got home I slid my heels off and felt instant relief.

A pair of hands was felt on my waist and hot kisses began to be pressed to my neck and shoulder. I turned around and faced him, finding his eyes to be the most beautiful thing I had seen.

“Kiss me.” I said softly. It took no time for him to react as he quickly attached our lips as my hands found their way to his hair.

As we kissed we moved, moving closer and closer to his bedroom as the seconds past.

“Do you want to..” he trailed off, gesturing to the bedroom.

“More than you know.” I said.

Joe pulled me into his room and we were quick in discarding clothes left and right. I was pushed onto the bed completely exposed as Joe slid his last piece of clothing down his body. I always had a feeling he would be big but this was something I hadn’t anticipated.

He grabbed a condom from his nightstand and opened the package, rolling it onto himself.

He laid on top of me, kissing me a few times before he lined himself up and pushed himself inside me. I felt my back arching up towards his body, aching for more.

“Joe.. faster.” I whined and he complied. He was amazing. Better than amazing.

It was if he knew my body better than I did. He knew exactly where to touch me to make my skin burn. His body was working to make mine feel the best it possibly could, and he was succeeding.

“I’m close.” He said as he began to thrust even quicker, reaching a hand between us to rub furious circles on my clit and intensify the pleasure coursing through my body.

I let a string of profanities escape my mouth as I came and Joe gave a few more thrusts, riding out his own high.

We laid beside each other for a few minutes catching our breath before he disposed of the condom and helped me find some comfortable clothes to sleep in.

—

I woke up the next morning with an ache in my head as well as between my legs. I had a rough guess as to what had happened. I probably got way too drunk and ended up going home with some strange lad that I would regret the day after.

I opened my eyes and immediately recognized my surroundings. Turning to look to my side, Joe laid there still asleep with an adorable pout on his face.

He must have felt me staring because his eyes began to flutter open.

“Morning love.” He said sitting up.

A look of realization crossed his face and his hand immediately came up to rub his face.

“Did we?” He asked.

“I think so.” I tried to sit up but the pain in my legs stopped me. “No we definitely did.” He let out a little laugh.

“Sorry about, that.” He gestured to the little wince I let out.

“It’s fine.” I said. It was silent for a few minutes before Joe spoke up.

“Listen, I know you probably think this was a one night stand. Something we’ll both soon forget but I don’t want to. I’ve been trying to figure out a way to tell you I like you for months. I just didn’t know how and well, I guess now is as best of time as any.” He confessed.

I let a smile spread across my face as I leaned towards him, resting my head on his chest as his arms wrapped around me.

“I like you too Joe.”

“You do?” He asked confused.

“Yes. Why are you so confused?”

“I never expected the feelings to be reciprocated I guess.”

“Well they are, believe me.”

“I do.” He smiled and I looked up to his face, leaning in and kissing him softly.

“It’s nice to kiss you while sober.” He said with a small laugh.

“So what now?” I asked him.

“Oh. Right. Y/n, would you do me the incredible honor of being my girlfriend?” He asked in a posh voice.

“I’d love to.” I agreed and he kissed me again, holding me tight.

“Now, I have to shower and brush my teeth for a hundred years, care to join me?” He proposed.

“Gladly.”

[littlepuddingsugg]

Let’s Try Something New**

Request: Y/N and Joe try something new in the bedroom.

SMUT WARNING**

You and Joe had gone out to dinner with some of the boys, but you almost instantly lost interest in the night as soon as you got to the restaurant.

It wasn’t that you didn't want to spend time with the boys but Joe had just gotten back from holiday and you haven't seen much of him lately. Needless to say, you were beyond horny and you were almost positive that Joe was too. So you decided to have a little fun.

Through out dinner you did small, unnoticeable things to temp Joe, and luckily he caught on.

“Hey are you two up for going to grab a few drinks?” Connor asked you and Joe.

“Not really mate. I think Y/N and I are going to have an early night, the jet lag hasn't been so great lately.”

“Understandable.” Jack said finishing his drink. “But I need another so lets go”

You said goodbye to the boys and hopped in a taxi with your boyfriend.

You had a hard time sitting still on the way to Joe’s flat. The anticipation of what was to come once you made it upstairs was eating away at you. Goosebumps ran up your bare leg as Joe placed his hand on your thigh, smirking over at you.

“You alright love?”

“Yep. Never better.” you lied. You couldn't even look him in his gorgeously blue eyes. You were sure if you did, all self control you had left would be gone and you would have him in the back of the taxi. 

After what felt like an eternity, your taxi finally stopped outside of Joe’s building. As soon as the elevator doors closed, Joe pushed you up against the walls, his breath hot on your neck.

“What was that all about love?”

“Joe” you breathed out, his hand was tracing the inside of your thigh.

“We’re going to have some fun tonight. I’ve missed you while I was away. I think its time to try something new”

Your breath hitched at his words and you felt yourself wither away as he pulled away from you just as the elevator doors opened.

In the two years that you’ve been dating Joe, you rarely got to see this side of him but you loved it when you did. Sure you and Joe would have rough sex every so often but that couldn’t be compared to when he was in a kinky mood like he was now.

You closed the door behind you and jumped when you felt Joe’s hands on you. 

“Mmm I’ve missed you baby” he growled in your ear. 

“I’ve missed you too” you moaned as he started sucking on your ear lobe. 

“Upstairs. Now. I want you in nothing but you bra and panties. No touching yourself.” Joe said in a stern voice. You nodded and walked past him towards the stairs. 

You quickly removed your dress and sat on the bed waiting for Joe.

Joe appeared in the door frame holding a box. He smirked when he gaze met yours. 

“See I was right, those look great on you” Joe said, admiring the matching bra and pantie set he brought you for your birthday. 

He walked over to you setting the box down on the bed. “You ready love?”

You nodded your head as he pulled out a blindfold from the box, gently placing it over your eyes. All at once your other senses heightened. Joe’s cologne entered your nostrils, sending chills through your whole body. You heard the sound of metal hitting metal and you cocked your head to the side. 

“Easy love” you heard Joe said partially close to your ear. His hand reached around your body and unclasped your bra. You felt his hands on your shoulders, applying pressure ever so lightly as you let yourself fall back against the bed.

You felt the bed dip down on either side of you and heard the metal sound again. Joe lifted one of you arms over your head, his hand being replaced with cold metal. The same was done with your other hand and then there was nothing. The room was quiet, the only sound you could hear was the sound of your own breathing. 

You felt the bed move slightly and felt Joe’s lips on yours. He was quick to gain dominance, biting your lower lip to gain access to your mouth. He hands trailed up from thighs and to the curves of your waist. Joe mouth left yours and hot kissed down your neck and across your collar bone. 

Joe pulled away from you and the weight on the bed lessened. 

“Joe” you whined.

“I’m here love” he said as you heard the sound of his belt hitting the ground. 

You felt Joe get back on the bed, this time positioning himself much lower than before. His hot breath teased the inside of your thighs while his finger tips, played with the waistband of your panties. 

You moved your hips which caused Joe to chuckle at how impatient you were. You lifted your bum up as you felt his start taking the last garment off your body. Joe opened your legs wider and he placed kisses once again on your thighs. You let out a small whimper as you felt his breath met your dripping core briefly. 

“You’re so wet baby. You’re excited aren’t you?”

You moaned out in response as you finally felt Joe’s tongue on your core. You tired to moved your arms down to Joe’s hair but were stopped by the cold metal restraining your movements.

Joe started sucking harshly on your clit while running a few fingers along your slit before shoving them inside of you. 

“Joeeee” who moaned out as your back started to arch off the bed. Joe’s fingers started to go deeper inside of you and he picked up the intensity on your clit. He hummed in the process sending vibrations through your body. 

“God Joe,” you breathed out pulling even more on your restraints. “I’m so close”

Joe stopped the actions with his mouth and looked up at you. “God your so hot Y/N” He said paying attention to his fingers inside of you. 

You felt your walls clench around his fingers and soon you came undone around then, letting out a loud moan in the process. You felt Joe’s fingers leave your core and heard the sounds of his mouth working at them. 

“God I’ve almost forgot how delicious you taste love. I really did miss you while I was away.” He said placing a kiss on your lips. You could taste yourself on his lips. “Now I’m going to show you how much a missed you”

Joe must have been already completely undressed because you felt the tip of him brush against your core when he kissed you. 

Joe pulled away from your lips and grabbed your legs, pulling you up and closer to his body. You no longer had much slack on your restrains and the metal was ever so slightly digging into your wrists. 

Joe slowly entered you, causing the both of you to moan out until all of him was inside of you. In one swift motion, Joe pulled nearly all of himself out of you before thrusting back into you. 

“Fuck Joe!!” you panted as you struggled to form real words. Your mind was fuzzy from the sensations that Joe was creating in your body. 

“Y/N, holy shit” Joe said between thrusts and moans. “You’re so tight. I didn’t think I was gone too long” he chuckled lowly as he picked up the pace earning a loud moan to escape from deep inside your throat. 

Your back arched back off the bed and you pulled even more on the restraints. You were almost positive that you were giving yourself bruises but you didn’t care. All you wanted to do was run your nails down Joe’s back or tangle them in his hair. 

You started to feel yourself clench around Joe once again this time causing him to moan out your name. 

“Fuck Y/N I’m close” Joe said with shaky breath. On of this hand left your thigh and you felt the blindfold fall from your eyes. 

“I want you to look at me when you finish love” he said placing his forehead on yours, you lifting your head up to kiss him deeply. 

“Joee” you moaned out, your walls completely clenching around him. 

Joe’s thrusts were getting sloppier but he still kept of the pace, eager to set you off first. 

A few thrusts later, you came undone around him screaming out his name. Joe came shortly after, shooting his hot cum inside of you.

“Holy shit Joe” you panted looking up at your boyfriend, who was drenched in sweat. You pulled once again on your restraints causing Joe to smirk at you. He pulled out of you and stood up, pulling on his boxers and turning towards the door. 

“Where are you going?” you asked firmly.

“Um I’m not quite sure where I put the key love” he said disappearing out of the room and walking down the stairs.

“JOSEPH GRAMHAM SUGG!! ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS?!?!” You yelled out, making sure he could hear you from down stairs. 

You heard quick footsteps coming back up the stairs. 

“I got them, I got them!” He said walking back into the room, running a hand through his hair. 

He walked over and unlocked the handcuffs, letting your arms fall down to the bed. 

“You really do know how to kill the mood Sugg” You said rubbing your wrists.

“Its what I do best love” Joe said tossing you his shirt and getting in bed with you. 

Part 2

[buttercreamsmut-blog]

So wrong : Joe Sugg Smut

requested:

I changed the ending a lil bit srry

You finished packing the last things into your suitcase before drying your hair as it was still wet from the shower. Everything was pretty much organised, you just had to put your toiletries together tomorrow. You were flying over to South Africa to see your boyfriend Caspar. Your flight was at 8am which meant you had to get up early.

You were currently staying in Caspar’s room in his apartment he shared with his best friend Joe. You basically lived there too, it just shows that even though Caspar wasn’t here right now and you were still there, how much you actually stayed there.

Joe and you got on really well. You were pretty close and he was always nice to you and  out for you. You had known both Joe and Caspar for a few years but only started to date Caspar recently. It wasn’t that serious and in the back of your mind you knew you were better as friends, but you were just going to see how it goes. If you were being honest, you couldn't deny how attractive you found his best friend, Joe.

But you trued to ignore it, even when Joe decided to walk around in the apartment in nothing but his boxers - which gave you something to think about later.

“Night, Joe!” You shouted out of your - Caspar’s - bedroom door.

“Good night Y/N, I'll probably wake you in the morning because I've got to get up early for my meeting.” He replied.

You just replied with an ‘OK’ before going back into Caspar’s bedroom.

You were going to put on some comfortable pyjamas or a t shirt of Caspar’s but you felt way too warm. Going to your underwear drawer, you picked some out. Due to you packing all the underwear you wear the most, you had to pull on a dark red lingerie set that Caspar had brought for you as a joke. You had never really worn the set until now.

They weren’t the comfiest, but you soon forgot as you climbed into bed and drifter off to sleep.

-

“Y/N.” You heard, your eyes fluttering open. “It’s 6am.”

You opened your eyes to see Joe standing by your bed, just in his boxers. You instantly got turned on as your eyes trailed up and down his bare body. God, he was so sexy.

“It’s so warm in here.” You complained, pulling the covers off of your body.

Immediately, you regretted it. You had forgotten about the lingerie set that you had put on last night. You noticed Joe’s eyes widen as they scanned your body.

“Shit, sorry!” You squealed, quickly pulling the covers over your body again.

“It’s alright,” Joe replied, running a hand through his hair. “Fuck.”

As he groaned, your core instantly tingled. He was literally so hot. His teeth went to his bottom lip, making your body go crazy.

“What?” You asked him as he stared down at you.

“This is so wrong...” Joe trailed off as he grabbed the covers off you, revealing your body in the lingerie. “You’re so fucking hot.”

“Joe,” You breathed. “Caspar...”

“I know,” His tongue swiped over his bottom lip, his eyes fixed to your chest. “I know you’re with Caspar... But you have no idea how much you’re turning me on right now. You’re so sexy.”

His words hit you and you let out a soft moan.

“See, baby, I know you want me too...” Joe breathed out, pushing the covers right off and hovering over, almost like he was straddling you. “Fuck, I just need to touch you.”

He hands went to your thighs, rubbing them up and down. You noticed a bulge form in his boxer.

“Joe, i’m with Caspar.” You sighed.

“Y/N,” He warned. “I want to fuck you. So bad. But tell me, right now, if you want me to stop - and I will. But I know you want me to. I’ve noticed the way you look at me. I heard you that time when you used my shower, moaning my name. So don’t try and say you don’t want my dick because I know you do.”

“I do.” You squeaked.

Joe grinned.

His lips went down to your thighs, leaving wet kisses all over them, making you hold back a moan at the contact.

“I have wanted you for so long...” Joe admitted, before quickly brushing the tips of his fingers along your clothed slit. “You like it don’t you? The thought of being fucked by your boyfriends best friend. You’re so naughty.”

You couldn’t even reply to him. He started kissing up your stomach and getting to your bra. He pulled the lacy, red bra down and instantly began to massage your breasts, causing you intense pleasure.

Within seconds, Joe reached around your back and unclipped your bra, throwing it to the floor. He sat back, admiring your exposed chest.

“I love your tits. Babe, you have no idea how many times you’ve made me hard just by your tits. Fucking hell.” He attached his lips around your right nipple, flicking his tongue over the bud as you threaded your fingers through his messy hair.

“Joeeee!” You moaned.

Joe moved closer up your body, his face just in front of your own. His eyes were dark, his mouth up in a grin. You smiled, not quite believing this was happening.

He pressed his lips against your own, feeling softer than you had imagined. His tongue worked wonders in your mouth, working you up even more.

“Babe.” Joe hummed against your lips.

“Please.” You whined, your fingers going to the waistband of his boxers.

“Oh, Y/N, imagine if Caspar could see you now,” Joe mumbled, pressing kisses to your neck. “If he could see you begging me to fuck you. How the fuck is this happening?”

“Joe...” You moaned as he pulled his boxers off.

“Anyway, you need someone who fucks you right,” Joe growled right as he harshly ripped off your underwear, making you squeal. “Don’t worry, babe, i’ll buy you a new set.”

“Condom?” You asked Joe as he lined up, hovering over you once again.

“I’ll pull out, I promise. I just really need to feel you. I need this, baby.” Joe’s words turned you on so much you couldn’t help but nod.

Joe instantly pushes into you. His size was so impressive yet it took you a little while to get yourself used to it. Joe’s body was so close to your own and you wrapped your arms around his neck. You pressed a few kisses to his neck and left a few marks which made him groan.

“Bet Caspar doesn’t fuck you like this.” Joe breathed out as he slammed in and out of you. You had to admit, the feeling of his bare skin inside of you mixed with his size and his technique made the sex so much more better.

But, you did feel guilty. Caspar tried to pleasure you, he really did, but you knew you were more attracted to Joe and you knew this was going to be the best sex you had ever had.

“Feels. So. Good.” Joe moaned out in between thrusts.

Mmh... Faster.” You moaned back, kissing his cheek.

He instantly did as you asked, slamming into you as Caspar’s headboard knocked against the wall. An unfamiliar feeling went to your stomach. You had heard stories about this from your friends, but you had never experienced it yourself. You knew exactly what it was and as you began to scream out in pleasure, Joe knew too.

“Go on, babe, let it go.” Joe encouraged you, his fingers going to your clit.

The pleasure was too much. Your legs began to shake and your vision went blurry. Before you could even control it, you began to release. It came out quickly and you couldn’t help it, Joe pulled out of you but replaced his dick with his fingers.

You squeezed your eyes shut and screamed out Joe’s name. When you finished, you opened your eyes to see Joe pumping himself, releasing into his hand and it dripping onto the bed sheets.

It was one of the hottest things you had ever seen in your life.

“Y/N, you just squirted,” Joe laughed with a grin on his face. “You’re so sexy.”

You cannot believe that your boyfriend’s best friend had just made you squirt. But it felt so good and you definitely wanted to sleep with Joe again. It gave you butterflies just at the thought of him fucking you again.

“We shouldn’t have done that.” Joe mumbled as he climbed off of you.

“Joe?” You quickly stopped him from walking out of the room.

“We should not have done that, Y/N.” He tells you.

“I know,” You started, grabbing Joe by the wrist to stop him from walking away. “But I don’t regret it.”

“Oh babe,” He sighed, cupping your face and looking into your eyes. “I don’t either. But I really fucking like you... And you’re dating my best friend. I just...”

Joe presses a slow kiss to your lips before you wrapped your arms around his waist, bringing him in for a hug. As he hugged you, he kissed your hair.

“I don’t know what we’re going to do, but I really like you too.” You admitted.