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[philsmeatylegss]

Drop the fics bestie

In case you missed it, I put in the tags of a post something about having a top five favorite fics. So that’s what this is

I also want to credit @phanfictioncatalogue because I found all of these through their website and AO3 is confusing so shoutout to them.

These are my favorites as of right now so there’s a chance this will drastically change in a few months lol.

My absolute favorite as of right now is “Trust Me I’m Broken Too” by natigail. Depressing title, but has almost 200k words and I have read it almost four times and it’s a forbidden love fic. I’ve recently been obsessed with prince x servant/slave trope. There’s very little. And the fact that there’s an actual book with this trope is just *chef’s kiss.* Please read the tags though because there is super heavy topics in there. But it’s also a happy ending and y’all know i only like happy ending stories.

TMIBT is like super number one and then I’d say there’s four regular number one’s so here’s them in no order:

1. “Bury Your Flame” by worriedpeach. I can’t find their Tumblr but drop it if you know it. This fic is so funny while also being incredibly well written. Once again, I love my prince tropes. So basically phil is like a stuck up prince who gets a dragon egg and there’s only one dragon trainer (???) in town and it’s dan who is super snarky and just really funny. There is a major injury towards the end so check the tags, but it’s mostly fluff. Very much admire fics that are funny but still well written

2. “Desires” by A_Million_Regrets. A classic good ol’ fluff/angst/smut that’s a enemies to friends to lovers trope. A lot of these fics were written in british youtuber era so you’ll always have louise or tyler oakley or joe sugg fucking appearing out of no where. But I really like this one. Legit finished it a few days ago. Basically they hate each other and accidentally get transported to a deserted island and they need to figure out how to live. There’s obviously someone iffy about it because of the snake (makes sense when you read it). Really good!!

3. “A Stolen Ring” is also something I’ve read like a week ago. It’s really hard to summarize it, but if you like super powers, demon, mythological, or vampire shit, you’ll like this.

4. “Head Down Low” by Rhensis. Another one I keep reading over and over again. But here’s another one I’d be super careful with as it also deals with super heavy topics. Make sure to read the tags.

Definitely forgetting important ones but here’s my favorites off the top of my head. So excited someone finally asked

[elsehuggs]

safe to say I am in fact

joe sugg’s bitch

[forever-dancing-in-a-daydream]

Jack Maynard- Club Night

Summary- You meet Jack and his friends in a club and things get interesting.

a/n- I wrote this ages ago and forgot to post! Hope you enjoy. Feel free to send requests not just for the buttercream squad but for the Dolan twins too!

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"Omg y/n look its Jack and Conor Maynard with all their friends!" Your best friend, Olivia squealed as she pointed over to a group of rather attractive guys.

You were out at a club called Drama having a bit of fun with all your friends. You didn't know much about this group of boys your best friend was currently basically hyperventilating over but you'd heard their names and been shown their videos once or twice by her.

"We've got to go talk them they're so hot! Oh my god, we're in a club with celebs!"Olivia screeched.

"Sure but I call dibs on Joe!" Your other friend announced.

"If they're as famous as you guys say why are they gonna want to talk to us-" Before you fully finished your sentence Olivia grabbed your arm and dragged the group over to them.

You were trying to act uninterested but as you got closer a blond boy with piercing blue eyes caught your attention.

Your friends rushed over to talk to them and ask for photos but you lingered at the back.

While Olvia and your other friend were gushing over two boys with curly brown hair the blond was slowly made his way over to you.

You looked down at your drink pretending like you hadn't noticed him.

"Hey, are you with them girls?" He asked, looking you up and down; you felt his eyes linger on your body.

"Yeh, I am" You smiled up at him.

"Don't want a picture?" He winked.

"Not to be rude but I don't really know who you are"

"Wow I am so offended" He said sarcastically and rolled his eyes, he nodded over at the bar "Come to get a drink with me?"

You hesitated for a minute but mentally said fuck it and followed him over to the bar.

"So I am Jack and you are?" He asked.

"Y/n and you're famous for what?"

"I'm a YouTuber, and my brother's singer."

"Ohh so you're known for having a famous brother and being hot?" You teased.

"Woah well I would be offended but you called be hot so I'll let you get away with it" He chuckled.

You two continued talking for a while, he was funny and easy to talk to. The way he watched you as you spoke made your stomach fill with butterflies and every so often you'd notice him biting his lip. You could already tell he was quite a flirt.

Awhile later your friends came over with each with a boy with his hand wrapped around their waist.

"Aye mate we're all heading back now," Said the one next to Olivia how you thought might be Conor, Jacks brother.

"Have a good night" Said the one next to your other friend, you presumed he was Joe; he looked over at you and winked.

You all said your goodbyes as they got in cabs, leaving you and Jack standing outside together.

"Want to come back to mine?" Jack smirked.

"Mmh okay but don't get any ideas!" You joked making him laugh.

Jack called a cab and you stood in the chilly weather waiting for it, you shivered.

"You look cold," He said as he took off his jacket and wrapped it around your shoulders.

"What a gentleman" You giggled "Thank you'.

Finally, it arrived and Jack held open the door for you to get inside and then got in.

You were rather excited to be going back to his apartment, he was a celeb after all and well he was .. attractive to say the least.

He sat close to you in the taxi, his knee gently brushing against yours every so often. You were pretty sure he was doing it on purpose.

When you got to the apartment Jack ordered pizza and you sat on the sofa eating it.

"Jesus have we really been out that long," He said and pointed towards the window.

There were deep orange colours beginning to appear on the horizon. You got up and rushed over to it.

Jack was watching, thinking how pretty you looked a the glow from the sunrise hit your face.

"Come, look at how beautiful it is!" You called.

"Sure the views pretty but you're prettier" He joked, causing you to laugh.

He turned you to look at him and tucked the hair that was on your face behind your ear. He wrapped his arms around your waist and leaned down slightly, bringing his face closer to yours. He lingered for a moment as if checking to see if you were going to stop him, you didn't.

You thought he was going to kiss you but instead, he planted kisses up your neck and just under your ear. You pushed your body close to his, closing what little space there was left between you. As you tilted your head slightly you crashed your lips into his.

The kiss got heated as he ran hands down your ass and grinded his hips into yours. You two ended up making out more on the sofa.

And let's leave the rest to the imagination shall we, hah.

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[madhubwritings]

Dating Colby Brock Would Include:

-Cuddles for days

-stealing his XPLR merch because it smells like him

-going to abandoned places with him and sam

-being his camera girl

-”RUN BABY RUN!!”

-smacking your butt

-him being v romantic

-”i love youuu”

-”i love you more”

-him trying to make you dinner but almost burning the house down.

-coming out to fans with a musically even after he deleted the app

-being in every TFIL video

-Sam always trying to make Colby jealous

-Colby being wayyy protective

-”baby it’s fine, Sam’s like an older brother”

-cuddling with him on the couch when everyone hangs out

-sleeping in his room because your scared after sam did a 3am challange

-”i’ll protect you princess”

-“babe it’s a DEMON”

-endless movie nights

-going with Aaron to Sams to make sure he doesn’t forget any of Colby’s favorite snacks

-freak in the sheets

-insane daddy kink

-caring after a rough night

-Sam making fun of you because you’re limping

-”damn Colby, how hard did you go”

“SAM STOP IT” you say laughing 

- basically being the best boyfriend ever

[teaglcwn]

Pinch me  ( Jack Maynard x Reader )

Jack Maynard x Reader Genre: fluff Word count: 517 | Requested: Could you do Jack Maynard fanfic where the reader is a dancer and she's very popular and one day the reader collabs with him. | 

a/n: Ahoihoi, so i’m just warning that this isin’t my best work ! and there are mistakes i am sorry. i wrote this on my phone cause my laptop is broken and yeah. <3

You walked into the dance studio and saw your manager with 3 guys that you recognized. Jack Maynard, Conor Maynard, and Josh Pieters. Being the fangirl you are you literally squealed and immediately covered your mouth.

All the attention went to you and you just walked to the couch where you threw your jacket and backpack. You cleared your throat and walked to your manager,

'' Hello, '' you said smiling at them trying to calm yourself. '' Yes, meet Y/n. One of our youngest and the most, let's say known, dancers. '' your manager told the Youtubers. You smiled and looked down. Your head snapped back up when you hear your name come from Jack's mouth.

'' Why are you shy? ''  he said laughing. You smiled, '' I'm not shy, I'm the opposite. '' you replied to him, he raised his eyebrows and crossed his arms.

''Alright Y/n, you're gonna make a video with Jack, I'm gonna then show Conor and Josh the rest of the group and their gonna make a video.'' your manager smiled and then walked out with Conor and Josh.

The door closed and you looked towards Jack who you caught checking you out.  '' Oui, stop looking me like you're gonna take a bite of me, '' you said laughing. Jack looked up and smiled '' Alright, so, I thought we could do like a Q & A with like questions for dancers which are you gonna answer, and then like teach me something. I literally came here with no ideas so let's see what's gonna come out of this.''

The door opened and Conor and Josh walked in, '' Hello!''  you screamed. '' I don't get it !!'' Jack said frustrated, you laughed and walked beside him, '' Okay, put your hands on your hips- '' you both put your hands on the hips '' - then lift your right hand and make a circle in the air and while you're doing that put your left arm behind your back. '' You both did the move.

''There you go!!'' You said excited and loud. Jack looked at you also towards Josh and Conor  '' It actually wasn't that difficult'' he said kinda shocked. '' Of course, it was easy, it would've been easier if you didn't flirt with the camera or me.'' You fired back making Josh and Conor laugh and Jack looking at you shocked.

''When are you gonna upload that video?'' You asked Jack, '' Tomorrow when we go to dinner, so i'll pick you up at 7 '' he replied bold. '' Ahh okay I'll look forward- WAIT WHAT?!'' your eyes went wide, you cleared your throat '' I mean, okay? I don't really know what to say. '' you said looking down.

'' Don't worry about it, '' Jack said walking towards you '' Wear something comfortable '' and with that, he left you shocked and confused. You sighed and whispered,

'' Someone pinch me. ''

[littlepuddingsugg]

Drunk and Jealous**

Request: Y/N kisses another girl to make Joe jealous.

SMUT WARNING**

You let out a long breath as you stood in your wardrobe, searching for an outfit to wear out tonight. You weren’t too keen on going out tonight but after Joe insisted on going and you wanting to actually spend some time with him, you agreed. After minutes of staring, you finally chose a dress and threw it on.

“You look good.” Joe said from behind you as you sat touching up your makeup.

“Thanks.” you said looking up at him in the mirror.

“Don’t get too excited love.” He said sarcastically as he sat down on the bed.

“I just don’t see why we have to out, that’s all.” You repeated the sentence he’s heard all day long.

“Babe, we never go out…” He groaned laid back on the bed.

“What are you talking about? You went out last week.” You said digging through your makeup bag for some lipstick.

“I said we love. We never go out...as a couple. And don’t say we do because going to dinner isn’t going out.” He said before you could counter his statement.

“I just don’t see why we have to…” You mumbled as you pouted to apply your lipstick.

Joe sat up and walked over to you, watching your actions in the mirror in front of you.

“You don’t even wanna go out with me, you just want to hang out with the boys who are the ones who are going out.” You raised an eyebrow up at Joe.

“I haven’t seen Benji or Byron since Christmas love!” Joe said before leaning down to kiss your cheek, “Are you ready?”

“I suppose.” You said lazily as you shoved your makeup back into the bag.

>>>

“I’ll have another.” You said to the barman setting your empty glass on the bar.

“Wow, I’ve never seen a girl down so many drinks so quickly before.” A voice said to the left of you.

“It’s needed.” You said glancing over at the girl who was sitting at the bar.

“Well in that case, it’s on me. And I’ll take another as well please.” She said to the barman with a smile. “I’m Natalie by the way.”

“Y/N.” You said pulling out the stool that was tucked under the bar.

“So, who’s the guys who making you need all these drinks?” Natalie laughed.

“My boyfriend. He dragged me out of the house because his mate from South Africa are in town and he couldn’t say no to a night out.” You told her, “He’s over there with them now, probably hasn’t even realized I left.”

“His loss really, you’re a pretty girl.” Natalie smiled.

“Thanks.” You said after talking a large sip of your drink. “Why are you sitting at the bar all alone?”

“Oh, I was here with my friend but she left with some guy. Thought I’d stick around a bit longer and see if I could get myself a free drink but it looks like you took that card.”

“Hey you offered!” You laughed, “But the next one's on me!”

“Oh no, it’s alright. This is my last one.”

“Another time then.” You smiled before the both of you took a sip of your drinks.

The two of you sat a talked until your drinks were nearly gone and you could start to hear your words slurring together.

“Alright, I think I need to stop,” You laughed pushing your drink away from you, “but…I don’t think I can go home yet.” You said glancing over at Joe and the rest of the boys.

You were right when you said you didn’t think he had noticed you were gone, the only one who seemed to have noticed was Oli as he gave you a quick wave before turning back to the boys.

“Which one is he?” Natalie asked as she followed your glance.

“The one in the leather jacket, never leaves the house without the bloody thing.” You said grabbing your drink and seeing it off.

“Well if you want to go home, I think I may have a way to make that happen.” Natalie said with a slight slur in her voice as well.

“And what’s that?” You asked looking at her.

“First we need him to look over here.” She said.

“Good luck with that.”

“What did you say his name was?”

“Joe.” You told her.

“Joe!!” Natalie shouted, giggling to herself after every head turned towards her direction, “Whoops. That was a little louder than I thought it was going to be but hey, it worked!” She said seeing Joe look towards your direction.

He gave you a quick smile, happy, you guess, that you found someone to pass the time with tonight.

“Right now what-” You started but were cut off by forceful hands that cupped your face and pulled your eyes away from your boyfriend. The next thing you knew, Natalie’s lips were smashing against yours.

You were slightly alarmed by the situation but didn’t pull away, instead you kissed her back. The kiss lasted a while longer, as your mind went a little fuzzing and you forgot what was happening for a moment. When you pulled away, Natalie was smiling before she gave you a wink and hopped off the stool.

“Don’t worry about that drink, have fun night.” She said before heading for the door.

You sat at the bar, confused as to what had just happened when you were startled by an arm on your shoulder.

“What the hell was that??” Joe asked.

“Um, I have no idea really. Can we go home now?” You asked him.

“Yes because I’m having very mixed feelings about my girlfriend making out with another girl.” Joe said pulling you off the stool and out of the bar.

Once outside, Joe quickly flagged down the first taxi he saw as you glanced back at the bar, seeing Natalie standing against the wall with a smirk on her face. You mouthed the words ‘Thank You’ to her before Joe guided you towards the taxi.

You had no recollection of the car ride home, all you remembered was the feeling of Joe’s lips on your the moment you settled into the taxi. That and the feeling of emptiness when Joe’s lips left yours as the car came to a halt outside his flat.

“C’mon love.” He said grabbing your hand.

You followed closely behind him to the elevators where his hands were all over you before the door had even close.

“Joe, you better hope there aren’t people on our floor waiting to get on the lift.” You said as his lips found your neck.

“You better hope love.” He said against you skin.

Luckily your floor was sound asleep as the lift doors opened. The two of you hurried across to the locked door, your hands feeling themselves under Joe’s tshirt as he fumbled with his keys.

“Hurry babe.” You whispered in his ear as your hands made their way further down his stomach.

Joe finally pushed the door open and quickly locked it behind you while the both of you quickly shredded the clothes from your bodies.

You giggled to yourself as you watched Joe struggle to keep his balance as he attempted to pull his jeans off over his shoes. When he finally got one pant leg off, you quickly made your way up the stairs in your underwear, ignoring your name he was calling as he watched you leave.

You ran your hands messily through your hair when you found yourself in the bedroom. You made your way to the bathroom, grabbing a makeup wipe and quickly wiping off the remnants of your lipstick when Joe finally made his way into the bedroom.

His hands instantly found your stomach while his lips kissed the space between your neck and shoulder, his harderend length that was no longer covered by with boxers poking against your bum.

“Good thinking love.” He said as he pushed your bra strap off your shoulder.

“Lipstick is a bitch to get out of white sheets.” You smirked before turning around to face him, your lips smashing together.

Joe’s hands moved to your back to unclasp your bra before helping you hop up on the countertop.

“Right here?” You asked against his lips.

“Just for round one love.” He said as he began kissing down your chest, your own hand reaching down to find his length.

You felt Joe’s hand move towards the fabric on your hips which you helped him get rid of. He lifted one of your legs up against the counter you were sat on before he gave himself a few pumps with his hands and lining himself up with your core.

Your head rolled back and you gripped his shoulders as he pushed himself into you and began thrusting quickly.

Joe steadied himself with his palms flat on the counter as you wrapped your legs around his torso, your heels digging into his lower back, pulling him closer into you.

“Fuck Joe!” You moaned out as you let your head fall onto his shoulder as you hugged him closer to you, leaving no space in between your heaving bodies.

“I didn’t know the sight of my girl kissing another could turn me on so much” Joe growled as he pushed his lips into yours.

“Natalie really knew what she was doing then.” You said with a moan as your head fell back again.

The pit in your stomach was settling in with each one of Joe’s thrusts and it was getting harder to hold everything in. You let out another low moan as you bit down on your lips and screwed your eyes shut. You slowly felt yourself tighten around Joe as he thrusted harder into you before pulling himself out.

“We’re not done yet love, we’re far from done” He growled as he ran two fingers up your wet slit causing you to moan again.

He moved his fingers to his mouth, licking ever bit of you off of them before pulling you down from the counter.

“It’s going to be a long night love. Teach you not to make me jealous out in public.” Joe said as he pushed you onto the bed.

“I wasn’t trying to make you jealous, I just wanted to go home.” You said innocently as he crawled on top of you.

“Mhmm. You thought I didn’t see you leave to go get another drink, a little annoyed that I was talking to the boys all night.” Joe said in between the kisses he left on your stomach, “I do notice you Y/N, even when you think I don’t. You’re actually always on my mind believe it or not.”

“Sure.” You said before you felt your breath catch in your throat as you felt Joe’s breath hovering over your core.

“I do love. That’s how I knew what you and your new friend were planning before you did, although I didn’t think you’d kiss her back. I was shocked needless to say, but it was hot.” Joe smiled as he spoke.

“I wasn’t trying to make you jealous but I’m kinda glad you did.” You said looking down at him.

Joe flashed you his signature grin before moving himself back to your core, where he lost himself the rest of the night.

[sunrisejoesugg-blog]

Being a non-jaspar shipper and...

Watching a new joe/Caspar video and thinking “all there’s going to be on tumblr now is gifs and text posts of jaspar”

[idontknowapil]

Buttercream gang

The buttercream gang needs more preferences and heacanons tbh

[teartae]

WELL, I'M PREGNANT

[elsehuggs]

okay but joe looks so fucking good here and I don’t even care what others think. this is a look™️ that he should wear everyday.

[sftykth]

thought i could do another mood board for joe, as i enjoyed making the last one!🥀 joe sugg

[angelzrose]

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[littlepuddingsugg]

Walked In Again*

Request

Part 1 Walked In

Mild Smut*

“BROSEPH!” Zoe shouted with open arms as she open her front door.

“Hey Zo, long time no see.” Joe said giving her a one-armed hug as he was carrying his overnight back in his other.

“And Y/N!! Oh I missed you guys. It’s honestly been ages!” Zoe said embracing you in a proper tight loving hug after you set your bag down.

“I know! Even though it’s only been 2 months since…maybe 3.” You said pulling away.

“Either way, it’s been too bloody long! You two look super tanned by the way.” Zoe said admiring your and Joe’s tanned skin the two of you have received whilst on holiday.

“I already feel like it’s fading” Joe pouted.

“Spray tans mate.” Alfie said dropping his hands on Joe’s shoulders from behind him.

“I just might have to, that was the last holiday for the year. It hasn’t even gotten properly cold in England yet and I’m already sad about it.”

“Well, I think that is enough chit chat for now. Joe we need to go film these videos you insist on uploading tomorrow.” Zoe said walking away from you and into the dining room where the first video was going to be filmed.

“I got these love.” Joe said kissing you on the cheek before grabbing your bag from your hand and trekking up the stairs.

“Well Y/N, you can either hang out with those two and Nala or come to my meeting with me.” Alfie laughed as he gave you a welcoming hug, “…or you could just give into all the pressure and become a YouTuber as well.”

“Ha! Thats nice but I think I’ll just hang out with Nala. It’s been awhile since I’ve cuddled this little one.” You said crouching down to pet the dog who was at your feet.

“Whatever happened to you and Joe getting a dog?” Alfie asked.

You stood back up and rolled your eyes, “Indecisive boyfriend.”

“Hey!” Joe called out as he came back down the stairs, hearing your call him indecisive.

>>>

“Well babe…like my new look?” Joe asked as he came into the sitting room, his face covered in Zoe’s new creation.

“Wow.” You said, your eyes widening at the sight of your boyfriend who was now a Christmas tree.  

“I think I did a pretty good job! It’s not as good as Pennywise but it’s still pretty good.” Zoe said walking into the room behind Joe.

“Why have you already done your Christmas video?” You asked, touching the gold glittery star that sat on top of Joe’s head, “Are you planning on doing another ‘24 Days of Zoelle’?”

“Oh my god no!” Zoe laughed, “Just thought I’d get it out of the way so we aren’t scrambling to try and get this filmed if we don’t see you guys again before Christmas.”

“Also love, there’s a Christmas tree in our room.” Joe said with an unimpressed look.

“Sounds about right.” You laughed as you checked the imaginary watch on your wrist.

“Alright, well sorry I didn’t get to see much of you tonight Y/N.” Zoe said with a yawn, “But we’ve got a lot planned for tomorrow.”

“Sounds good Zo. I think Alf is already up in bed.” You said giving her a hug and saying goodnight.

“Are you going to go to bed like that babe?” You asked Joe who had propped himself into a comfortable position on the couch next to you, his eyes now shut.

“What, you don’t want to sleep with a Christmas tree?” He asked through a grin.

“It’s not a desire of mine.” You said standing up from the couch, “C’mon, let’s get this off so we can go to bed.”

The two of you made your way through the darkened house up to your bedroom, the only way of finding it was from the glow of the fairie lights that were still on.

“Ugh this is starting to itch!” Joe groaned as he started pulling cotton wool from his face.

“Joe, quiet.” You said running the face cloth under that water to help Joe get the paint off of his face, “C’mon here.”

Joe gave you a face when you pulling his hand away from his but relaxed as you ran the warm cloth over his face.

“You were a pretty cute tree if I was being honest.”

“Really? That’s good to know.” Joe smirked as he ran the back of his finger up your arm.

“Why is that good to know?” You questioned.

“No reason.” He said as he watched you rinse out the cloth.

“What are you doing?” You asked as you felt Joe’s hands on your waist.

“Nothing…” He whispered as he got closer to your body, his breath ghosting over the skin on your neck.

You looked up and gave him a warning face through the mirror before setting the cloth on the countertop and walking over to the bed.

“So if you won’t sleep with a tree tonight, will you sleep with me?” Joe asked as he watched you pull on one of his shirts before pulling off your jeans and climbing into bed.

“Not tonight.” You said getting under the covers.

“Why not? You said Alfie was already in bed and I’m sure Zoe’s nearly asleep. Plus their room is on the next floor so I’m sure they won’t hear us.” Joe said sitting on the bed, running his hand up yours again.

“Why do you always insist on having sex at other people’s houses? What’s wrong with just ours?” You furrowed your brows.

“What do you mean? Who’s house have we had sex at?”

“Your dads…” You said raising an eyebrow remember the events of that night.

“….I wouldn’t count that.” Joe said moving over you so he could lean down and kiss you.

“Mhmm” You said against his lips.

Joe deepened that kiss as he moved over you more, pushing the duvet you were under to the side. One of his hands found your skin and slowing made its way up your leg to the curve of your waist.

“Joe” You warned but he persisted, moving his lips down to your neck where he began sucking.

“Fine,” You said pushing him away, as your hands went down to the waistband of his joggers, “quickly and quietly Joseph.”

Joe let a smirk dance across his lips as he pulled him joggers and boxers down before sliding his body between your legs. He worked to pull your panties down your legs before pushing them apart. Joe carefully lined himself up with you and pushed himself into you, a deep breath leaving his lips.

Joe began to thrust into you at steady pace but before he could get a good pace going there was a loud bang that came from the side of the bed.

“What was that?” You asked.

“Probably just my laptop and microphone.” Joe said glancing over the side of the bed before focusing back to you.

“Better hope you didn’t break those.” You look at him sternly before he covered your lips with his and started thrusting into you again before there was another loud bang.

“..okay, that was the microphone.” Joe said looking at the foot of the bed where he no longer saw his laptop or microphone.

He turned back to find you giving him the same you look you had minutes about in the bathroom mirror, “I love you?”

“You really know how to ruin a moment Sugg.”

“Awe don’t say that love.” Joe said as he once again began thrust into you again but he was soon interrupted by a quick knock at the door.

“Are you guys alri- OH MY GOD!!” Zoe yelled as she backed herself of the room, “ALFIE!! JOE’S HAVING SEX IN OUR HOUSE!”

Joe rolled himself off of you and quickly pulled the duvet over the top of you two.

“Are you two decent?” Zoe asked after she heard you start to laugh.

“It’s not funny love!” Joe said shooting you a look.

“Yes it is! Is this not exactly what happened with your dad?” You laughed.

“Dad walked in on you two too?!? Oh my god, ALFIE!” Zoe called out and she too began to laugh.

“What are you yelling about?” Alfie’s asked, appearing in the doorway.

“I just walked in on these two doing it.”

“Oh great! Now we’re going to have to wash the sheets again!” Alfie said looking at the two of you in bed.

“We thought you two were asleep.” Joe started to justify your guy’s actions.

“We were but then we heard something fall so I thought I’d check in on you since your light is still on.” Zoe said.

“Joe kicked his camera and microphone off the bed.” You spoke.

“Bloody hell Joe” Alfie joked.

“Will you two leave please?” Joe said, annoyance and embarrassment in his voice.

“Sure…goodnight you two” Zoe said pointing at the both of you like a mother telling off her children.

“You better see if your things are broken.” You said after Zoe closed the door.

Joe let out a groan as he got out of bed and walked around to your side, picking up his things he kicked off the bed as well as his boxers. He walked over to the couch, setting down his in seemingly in good shape equipment before turning off the light and getting back into bed.

“When will you learn?” You asked quietly.

“Learn what?”

“Learn to listen to me.” You laughed before snuggling up to your boyfriend.

[sunrisejoesugg-blog]

I fucking love my otp

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Can we just talk about Jack’s smile please?

LIKE HOW CAN A HUMAN BE THIS CUTE?

SERIOUSLY THOUGH.

HE KILLS ME.

[hazardousuniverse]

Jaspar