#LMAO im sorru im sorry

[demobatman]

its like i know mike is mal and will is ben in the descendants au but its taking everything in me not to make gayboy mcpoverty the graffiti artist from the isle and bangs mcmiddleclass the prince with a heart of gold

[martyarchive]

when i movr out i wanna move ti a city becuz i like cities butv theytre so kloud........ v3ery scary

[thatcheeseycandle]

//Okay it might be late BUT GOD I AM FREE FROM SOCIAL INTERACTIONS ITS TIME FOR A HOISNY READING

oHMYGO WE'RE STARTING OFF STRONG WITH THE ANGST

Not gonna lie I'm as well Emily, like God the announcer REALLY had to say that out loud, not even trying to sugar coat it

Wait A BACKDRAFT

A BACKDRAFT EXPLOSION?????

Oh my go Percy my boy GOD

Thomas HES OKAY YEAH HES HERE NOW OKAY YEAH LETS JUST SWALLOW ALL THAT

"That's my boy!" HENRY BLESS YOUR SOUL

“If he didn’t have his branch line, shunting would have basically been the only thing he’s done and the only thing he’s ever properly learnt.” Well, dang that is truth right there BUT YKNOW ITS PAYING OFF HERE LETS GO

Yo YO WHAT

LOUD CRASH???? PHILIP MY GUY

Im sorru but someone hold me back from throwing hands with this announcer LIKE OH YOU KNOW ASHIMA'S NAME BUT NOT FUCKIN THOMAS' YEAH LETS DO THIS MATE LETS BRAWL-

Okay Thomas I also feel tears slip down my face cause GOD THAT HURTS

PhMYGOD THOMAS

Let it all out let it all out (I am not okay)

Thomas is going through IT and God I'm rooting for him to recover (truth be told ik he isnt until like idk the last installment of HOISNY or something like that LMAO)

"I'm sorry that was ever brought up, Thomas. Just know that you will never be scrapped on my watch, and that you're really useful." There are genuine tears in my eyes, FATHER FIGURE STH LETS GO

And here we are ENDJNG OF THE CHAPTER

Now scrolling up through my reactions, yeah I didnt write down much didnt I? But all in all, my body will not recover physically and mentally, yet again ANOTHER EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER (which I will go on yet again when the next chapter releases)

Irl I was just LAUNCHING MYSELF all over, still half processing everything LMAO

Credits to Loraine ( @lorainedoesthings ) for creating such a well done chapter yet again! Enjoyed this one as usual, if anyones up for angsty TTTE fics that arent just ship fics then I recommend this one fully!

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

GOD I LOVE MEN

hi I'm back LOL

okok everything aside hru doing bee, stayin hydration? inhaling vitamins? consuming your regular fun content?

for me, I'm giggling and twirling my hair at stardew dilfs + elliot (because he is NOT dilf I have learned) and absolutely destroying their insides!!! , like the usual lmao ....

men!!!! I <3 men!!!!! I am a man and I <3 men!!!!!!

ahem anyway, , ,,,,, !!!! enjoy your day now

- 🫚anon

YOU ARE SO TRUE FOR THAT 🫚 ANON MY GOD!!! SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!! YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT I LOVE MEN!! WE LOVE MEN!!

I am doing well, I cleaned my room, I am planning to move soon, everything is going well, I am gonna see which jobs I can apply for(for a little amount of time until June ends) I am cooking and making stuff happen yes.

Elliott is not a dilf he is a poet and a TWINK(sorry for you Elliott lovers out there)

MAYBE SAD WARNING LITTLE BRING UP IM SORRU 🫚 ANON

I'm gonna be honest, he does seem like the type of cheat on his spouse when he goes on his book tour, you seen how he acts drunk, he will do it, that one Elliott stardew valley fanfic lines as well. I agree with that one stardew YouTuber when she said why they will break up with you, I agree with them all. And Elliott is pointed out I'm sorry 😔 (I'll do him better next time I swear I'm sorry 🫚 anon)

[antidroids-a]

hey i love and appreciate @droidhunt, aka lisa in this friday morning (night for her) always

[capseycartwright]

rich from the emmerdale social media just improved my wednesday infinitely there

[fruggo]

Okey okey so. well, I haven't found it anywhere, so. Killer ( dbd) reactions to when they try to catch their favorite surv (s / o) as he/she jumps through the window, palette, but their pants / skirt remain in their hand. He / she runs away, but they see their pink panties with bunny pattern: 3.

lol okay this is funny—but just to clarify none of this will be sexual >:0 i don’t think you meant it that way but just wanna make sure! you also didn't specify which killers so i just did which ones i usually write for, i hope that's okay with you!

characters: frank, joey, and danny w/ gender neutral reader

warnings: uhhh undergarments i guess lmao ?????? and i just wrote "pants" bc im too lazy to b like "pants/skirt" every time and its a general term ljfksjdfkj or whateveavasv its 3 am

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bro i had a field day writing this im so sorry i was so tired and the writing is so unprofessional LMAO

i hope it’s at least funny tho :-)

𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍

ok so frank?? we have already established that he is a douchebag (affectionate)

normally as a killer, he would want to catch the survivor he is chasing, yes?

unfortunately he catches ur pants instead </3

trying to vault through the window at shack, you lost your footing as frank grabbed a handful of your clothes and yanked you backwards--but somehow you managed to break free!! oh golly gee!!!!!

hmm

your legs are rather cold all of a sudden hmmm

you look back to see frank frozen at the window, the smile on his mask seeming to taunt you as he held your clothing in his hand.

and then his mf stupid laugh hit your ears and u swore u lost it later when telling claudette about it (bc i love claudette and i think she deserves the world, yes)

"LOOK I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS THE ENTITY PUT THEM ON ME" you cried out desperately, grasping at what little dignity you had left by hiding behind the generator in the middle of the room--you were referring to the embarrassing undergarments frank was so unfortunate to see. it was mostly just embarrassing because he had seen them; perhaps you liked the pattern, but that was only for you to know!!!! not anybody else!!

his laughs melted into a withering sigh. "oh, doll, cute bunnies. really. so adorable."

steam was probably pouring out yo ears as you fled the crime scene and hid the rest of the trial because no, he wasn't giving you your pants back <3 he is a douchebag remember (derogatory) (the rock eyebrow picture) (vine boom)

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𝐉𝐎𝐄𝐘

JOEY!!! :))))))

joey is a nice boy you cant change my mind

when he accidentally snatches ya pants hes like whaaaaaat nooooooo aaaaahhhhh

sorru its 3 am and this is how im writing there are no excuses i am just doing it because i want to bye so anyways

like a gentleman he looks away, but not fast enough. he still saw those mf bunnies and he can’t ever forget it

“um. sorry. here’s your… yeah.” he holds your pants through the window for you, head still turned the opposite way.

he won’t comment on the bunnies on your underwear because he’s nice but ya he’s definitely thinking about it lol

im going to bed brb i canmt write for shat

okay im back

you shyly take your pants back, astounded at the killer’s polite attitude. “oh.. thank you.. “

“um.. no problem.. yeah… i’m just gonna, uh.. im gonna.. go now…” he mumbles, shuffling away.

so he leaves lmao he can’t take it!! ur kinda really cute in case you didn’t know. you have bunnies on your undies babe he’s dying over here

when he sees you later he just kind of freezes, and you stand there uncomfortably like👋😄

from that point on he never sacrifices you in trials. he just can’t. he thinks about the bunnies every time he sees you. lmao

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𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍

danny is the worst and i still stand by this HE IS A BAD GUY OKAY

(but jsust bc u are bad guy…. doesnt mean u are bad guy… ) (please tell me u know where this is from)

he’ll laugh at you, first of all. resting his chin in his hand as he leans on the window, he says, “oh, my. never took you for the innocent type” in the most sleazy, silky voice. and it so pisses you off

if you try to get your pants back he lifts them away, watching you desperately grab for them while more laughter bubbles up in his chest.

embarrassment burns in your face as you scramble to gather your wits—what the fuck are you supposed to do right now? the chase has been cast aside, but now he’s just taunting and mocking you for your underwear, a whole new battle.

“aaww, look! you’re angry! look at that pout.. how precious.. like a bunny,” danny muses, his head tilting almost affectionately.

and then

babe he takes out his mf camera

and before you can react he gets a picture☠️☠️☠️

DIDNT I TELL YOU HE’S THE WORST :)

“EY EY EY DELETE THAT” you yell, anger simmering inside of you. you were so ready to slap a bitch but how could you do that to a killer?

he laughs EVILLY cause hes an EVIL BOY and then sulks away EVILLY

and now you still have no pants

[peninkwrites]

I MEANT FOOD NOT GOD IM SORRY I WAS FALLINF ASLEEP KM SORRU

UR GOOD UR GOOD I THOUGHT SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!

Although still both work lmao. God? Easy. For Tommy, Drista. For Dream, himself. Psh.

As for food, uh. Tommy, carrots.

Dream idk the souls of the innocent or some shit? Granola?

[guillotin-e]

fun fact: in writing a new fanfictoin i have done research on a conspiracy theory i didn’t know was an actual thing, and now i am absolutely invested.

[irl-futaba-sakura]

i just need to vent a little, i’ll prolly delete this in like 20 min cuz thats just how i am, a regret machine lmao :U

i’m at the point where i feel like i need to run away and become a new person, leaving everything behind, or i’ll just end up a dead body somewhere where nobody can find me

first thing is first, i’m venting here because i need the aspect of people potentially seeing, but i dont really want anyone to talk to me because i 100% will just shut down if that happens. if you wanna show support or whatever, a link on this post is enough, honestly. it shows me someone did read it, but i dont expect anything more, if even that at all. just wanted to clear that up. “positive talk” shit just makes me feel worse too so please dont send me anything thanks.

i dont mean that to be alarming tbh, its just that i felt that the last year was great for recovering and trying to be a normal ass human being, but i was only recovering from one thing (dumbass delusions and hallucinations that kept me from functioning like a normal person, often too much for me to even want to move from one spot in my room, etc but its for the most part passed save a few “leftovers” i guess i’ll call them, yeah i know im crazy fuck off) and not the many other things i needed to learn how to do to be a functional and useful adult in society

for fucks sake im 25 and i havnt had a stable job in years, and the only real job ive had was literally asking me to be faster than i could humanly go, spending breaks crying in the bathroom so i didnt break down in front of all the residents at the old folks home. doing art is... cool and all but its not stable and thats all my fault. 

im afraid that no matter if i get hired anywhere ill just loose the job in a year or less. if not for the fact that im the most useless thing then it will be my health issues that my previous job (the fuckign NURSES EVEN) treated like normal pain even though i lay in bed or the bathroom floor crying and throwing up pain killers. i havnt been able to see a professional for a diagnosis or even a fuckign checkup since before i was in high school. 

for the first time in a while iv ebeen wanting some way to punish myself for all the things i¿’ve done, or not done, or whatever. i havnt done anything yet anyway, though i have had time to consider some things that are pretty overall harmless but at least effective. i dunno. 

because i feel like everything is my fault.

this life i was given, somehow its my fault. punishment for not finishing school and being a useless body barely considered for any kind of job. punishment for not being able to please the people i care the most about. punishment for trying to figure my shit out on my own. punishment for this and that and the other thing.

im living a burden’s life

at this exact moment i want nothing more than to just casually disappear and jujst suddenly be someone else, if anyone at all. let me start over in anohter ountry, another body, adnother sret of problems that are hopefully not a hinderance to me getting a job and being a decent and useful body in whatever society i end up in. i guess the body part is unrealistick outside of the slight possibility of reincarnation after death, but that assumes i would reincarnate into something sentient enough to have these problems to begin with. after all im not sure i deserve another human life after this one.

but i dont really want to give up the like three people i talk to, the like four maybe five hobbies or things that interest me, the general place i live in... its not half bad here, other than being cold as fuck. theres clean water, the worst natural problem is floods, snow or tornadoes, all which are more managable than not. hell theres even gonna be a round1 opening here soon.

im afraid of the ghosts in the house now

ghosts cant really hurt you right, but the thought of seeing one, encountering one, im too scared to do things like go to the basement and do my laundry, walk around the house when im home alone. at most i may go to the kitchen to make food, i would be safer in my bed or at my desk so i will stay there.

if i see one of their faces i wont stop thinking about it, i wont wanna even be left alone, so i cant go places i need sometimes. i dont know...

im afraid of living away from the people i have gotten used to seeing every day. i have not enough merits on my own to keep myself afloat, not till i can finish school and even then i lost my high schookl records and e¿wehnerbrt i have money to potentially go to school again i only have so much and little time here ant there and i will need more for the bus, i cant do this as easily i widh i col. its stupid i hate it i hate myself for being so fucking fifficult and i wish i wan literally anyone else who didnt have to have fucked up so badly in their past that im undesirable in jobs. i dont have antyhign worth giving.

i look like shit now, i was beign a bit okay but now stress made me ugly again. i dont want to bee seen outside or by anyone at all ever. can i live my whole life behind a screen? i wish. my dental issues are worse and worse and i cant fuckign afford it and it makesd me looks like a mess and nasty even tho i cake taker of mytselff i tri i really do i wish i oculd be beetttr, i dont talk to anyone bcu im too sacred of thesm now and i lost sll my fredins but i dnt want them back at all becasude im too scared to sau hey i meedds up im sorryu im not cry typing i cnat get mu brasin to process it too fast im sorru hten barely reassable sorry

i guess if dgonna be hard to reas im sonna stor then bye

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

I reached my daily post limit cause of u, smh

(im not disappointed btw- lol)

Hahah, sorry. And its only 7pm lmao

Sorru dad.

[danhowellscurl]

hey, sorru if im late but happy birthday!! :D

you aren’t late!! thank youuuu :)))

(side note, i’ve gotten so many birthday messages today oh my goodness thank you all so much! sorry if you hate the spam lmao)

[inbtswethrrust]

Heya! I'm looking for this fic (i think it's either vmin or taekook i'm Not Sure) but like they work in some office of some sort??, and one of them (can't remember which) gave head from under the desk, and it was lunch time?? i think?? ANYWAY YEAH PLS also link me some of your (new) faves of taegi, vmin or taekook! thank youuu sorry this is too long ive been waiting for ur inbox lmao xoxo

I don’t think I remember waht this is, but i feel like ive read it… im sorru!!!

- N

(+) out of sight (out of mind)

thanksssss for letting us know!! this is pretty old but its never too old to find them~~

- N

[thanos-kin]

i really,, like you,, ohman like i want to date you but?? how do human interaction?? this is weir d i'm sorru

i don't know if you're tony or not but?? if you are - lmao - if you aren't, i'm sorry, im dating someone

[r0ttenmawz]

School is already fucking killing me idk what I’m gonna do I’m tired and nothing makes sense anymore but I can’t take a break because I have too much to do I just wanna be done

[finnyisanactualrayofsunshine]

IM SORRU FOR FRWAKING OUT IN MY LAST ADK LMAO SORRY I GET EXCITED WHEN I THINK ABOUT ALOIS

It's fine, I love the excitement! I get excited over my faves too, I get it lmao.